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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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you know what you need? An immersion blender! They're so awesome! And way easier to clean than a whole food processor. You should look it up, you can get a good one for 40 bucks. Good for smoothies and soups and whipping cream and all sorts a stuff!

I used to have one of those!!!!

Burned the motor up making milkshakes all the time :P

Love me beans......one of the few things I CAN eat! Have not tried the brownies, though.

Poor Gerald Geraldine :(

This weekend......phamily stuph. Teenage babydaddy nephew went off and got married, so there's a reception tomorrow. Then a family get-together Sunday, because one of Brian's sisters is in town. It will be a surprise for them when my son, Nathan shows up :D

No more school work. Good and bad. Now I'll have time to get some projects done around the house, but no money to spend on them <_<

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE !!!! I'm tryin' to get my drink on and they keep comin on the tv talking about tornadoes :ph34r:

go to the basement and put on a movie or go to one of the cable channels - tho some of them put that annoying warning message on the top of the screen.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE !!!! I'm tryin' to get my drink on and they keep comin on the tv talking about tornadoes :ph34r:

tomatoes? Make bloody marys!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Oh, Connie, what did you decide to drink? I'm having Bards beer. Also, bee-u-tee-ful 70 degrees on the deck. Hope you r enjoying the tornados we had last evening.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just sayin' hi--hope ya'll are enjoying yer cocktails and tomatoes....getting the weekend off to a rousing start :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just sayin' hi--hope ya'll are enjoying yer cocktails and tomatoes....getting the weekend off to a rousing start :D

Did your Hub come home for the weekend? Wish we lived closer, we could do something. My hub and M are going camping and fishing. J will have his own agenda (17 yr olds do). I should clean my closet or something productive but don't wanna.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Patti, it was RobbWolf who talked quite a bit about legumes and lectins - quite interesting :D and very un-Psilly. That's the way I am today. Also interesting (to me) I had just bookmarked a page of his yesterday from another poster here. :huh:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Did your Hub come home for the weekend? Wish we lived closer, we could do something. My hub and M are going camping and fishing. J will have his own agenda (17 yr olds do). I should clean my closet or something productive but don't wanna.

Next weekend. With the holiday, he'll be here 3 whole days :D Closet cleaning is one of those things I have to be in the mood for :P I wish you lived closer too...feels kinda lonely here since we only moved here 6 months ago and although I'm friendly with people, I really haven't made friends so to speak....which I suppose is for the best since I'll be leaving too. If this house ever sells....

Patti, it was RobbWolf who talked quite a bit about legumes and lectins - quite interesting :D and very un-Psilly. That's the way I am today. Also interesting (to me) I had just bookmarked a page of his yesterday from another poster here. :huh:

Yes!! Robb Wolf--and you said it--interesting and un-silly :( Hope you get yours back soon :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, gang!

Well, we Canucks have our long weekend now, a week before our southern neighboUrs - -this is Victoria Weekend, when we celebrate Queen Vicki's birthday. She was quite a monarch, and I am so pleased that we venerate her as we do here. She was one of the first users of chloroform as an anaesthetic during childbirth. She publicly praised and drank the fashionable nineteenth-century cocaine-based drink Vin Mariani that later inspired Coca-cola. AND she outlived 12 of her 42 grandchildren.

Yay, Vicki! :DB)

I plan to do good, Victoria-inspired works today, things like tending to my outdoor fauna, grooming the dogs, visiting my mom..... . . ..dunno if I'll have the opportunity nor the wherewithal to consume any cocaine - - may have to work at that one. ..... .<_<

:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Hey, gang!

Well, we Canucks have our long weekend now, a week before our southern neighboUrs - -this is Victoria Weekend, when we celebrate Queen Vicki's birthday. She was quite a monarch, and I am so pleased that we venerate her as we do here. She was one of the first users of chloroform as an anaesthetic during childbirth. She publicly praised and drank the fashionable nineteenth-century cocaine-based drink Vin Mariani that later inspired Coca-cola. AND she outlived 12 of her 42 grandchildren.

Yay, Vicki! :DB)

I plan to do good, Victoria-inspired works today, things like tending to my outdoor fauna, grooming the dogs, visiting my mom..... . . ..dunno if I'll have the opportunity nor the wherewithal to consume any cocaine - - may have to work at that one. ..... .<_<

:lol:

I dunno if grooming the dogs while tweaked out on coke is the best idea.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well then...Happy Victoria Weekend to yall's up there!!

Party on Em!! :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I dunno if grooming the dogs while tweaked out on coke is the best idea.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I have seen this woman's "work" before. .. . ......... .look at the expression on the face of this poor dog... .. ....... .

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Sounds like you are having fun. Did you make your husband shoe shop and go to High Tea? That should earn him some gluten-free brownie points!

But of course! They did a vegan tea for me at the Empress, my food was much better than Jesse's ;) Also, they do a celiac meal if any of y'alls are up here sometime!

Well, I think I've finally recovered from Wednesday afternoon evening night...

I followed Wednesday with a Thursday. It was Baaaaaaaaad! I came back to the hotel and passed out before 10. I took 8 shots in 10 minutes..... :blink: Yes, stupid (but tasty!)

Gah! I do hope they were shaped like veritable maple leaves. . .. . ...!

Absolutely!!!!

her thighs?? :blink:

And yes, after this week, they are! The smaller point at the knees and they just keep widening out from there!!! I think we're going to ride bikes up to Butchart Gardens today. That should burn a few calories! 19km each way :o -----Like I know how many miles a km is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, gang!

Well, we Canucks have our long weekend now, a week before our southern neighboUrs - -this is Victoria Weekend, when we celebrate Queen Vicki's birthday. She was quite a monarch, and I am so pleased that we venerate her as we do here. She was one of the first users of chloroform as an anaesthetic during childbirth. She publicly praised and drank the fashionable nineteenth-century cocaine-based drink Vin Mariani that later inspired Coca-cola. AND she outlived 12 of her 42 grandchildren.

Thought maybe in "Victoria" there may be more of a toodoo this weekend.....so far it just looks like all the businesses are closed on Monday :huh:

We catch the ferry back to Seattle tonight! Hope there aren't anymore screamin kids!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I dunno if grooming the dogs while tweaked out on coke is the best idea..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer for the Canadian Drug authorities: She meant Coca-cola. ;)

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This is animal cruelty. Poor doggy! :blink:

But of course! They did a vegan tea for me at the Empress, my food was much better than Jesse's ;) Also, they do a celiac meal if any of y'alls are up here sometime!I followed Wednesday with a Thursday. It was Baaaaaaaaad! I came back to the hotel and passed out before 10. I took 8 shots in 10 minutes..... :blink: Yes, stupid (but tasty!)Absolutely!!!!And yes, after this week, they are! The smaller point at the knees and they just keep widening out from there!!! I think we're going to ride bikes up to Butchart Gardens today. That should burn a few calories! 19km each way :o -----Like I know how many miles a km is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thought maybe in "Victoria" there may be more of a toodoo this weekend.....so far it just looks like all the businesses are closed on Monday :huh: We catch the ferry back to Seattle tonight! Hope there aren't anymore screamin kids!!

Sounds like you are having fun. Hope ther are no screamming kids until you get home!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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19 km is 11.7 miles. But it probably seems farther in metric units. It balances out though, cuz everything seems lighter in kilos. 45 kilograms doesn't sound nearly as heavy as 100 pounds (until you actually try to lift it ;) ).

elye Community Regular
elye
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It balances out though, cuz everything seems lighter in kilos. 45 kilograms doesn't sound nearly as heavy as 100 pounds (until you actually try to lift it ;) ).

Oh, it's a WONDERFUL balance... . .....,..for I only weigh SIXTY! . . .. ........kilograms. . . . . ..... :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Oh, it's a WONDERFUL balance... . .....,..for I only weigh SIXTY! . . .. ........kilograms. . . . . ..... :rolleyes:

Of course, the Brits have it even better. I only weigh FOURTEEN stone.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well I ain't posting my weight in any metric, but I will arm wrestle any a' yas that come to my side of the island here.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm not posting me weight in any phorm B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I try to ignore my weight in all forms. I do like my weight if I were on the moon.

I just painted my toe nails an odd shade of red. In the bottle it looked like it would be a lovely burgandy - like the color that you see when you hold a glass of red wine up to the light. On me toesies it looks like dried blood with a shine. But its there, so there it will stay for a few days.

Taking the dog up to the rehab/ nursing home to see my mom. Fun times... :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I just painted my toe nails an odd shade of red. In the bottle it looked like it would be a lovely burgandy - like the color that you see when you hold a glass of red wine up to the light. On me toesies it looks like dried blood with a shine. But its there, so there it will stay for a few days.

Believe it or not, the same thing happened to me recently. We had been invited out to dinner before Mark left, and I was going to wear black so I thought it would be nice to change my toenails from my usual peach to red.

I got a really pretty (I thought) Chianti type deep red, but once I applied it it was too much of a good thing. It was dried blood red and against me very fair (read pasty) skin....oye :unsure:

Kept it on for a while too, but have since gone back to me trusty (boring) peach. :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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J, the 17 year old, said "cool that it looks like dried blood. The vampire thing is really in right now."

Don't want to leave right now. J's friend is playing some lovely guitar music below this open window.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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J, the 17 year old, said "cool that it looks like dried blood. The vampire thing is really in right now."

Yeah--the look would have been better suited for someone a lot younger than me :lol:

It actually wasn't that bad, it was just sort of jarring.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Holy hot waiter Batman!!! In a kilt too, no less! Thank God for sunglasses :). Our 19km bikeride each way turned into a 4 hour, we don't know where the hell we are, bikeride. Can't say it was particularly fun, but the gardens were beautiful! So here we sit, unable to move, at this awesome Irish pub eating and drinking our aches and pains away ;)

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