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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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It's sitting right at the top of this very page this very minute :P

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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And now it's gone :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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And now it's gone :unsure:

Shroomie, dear.... Are you seeing things? :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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And now it's gone :unsure:

Like a phart in the breeze. :D:o

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Like a phart in the breeze. :D:o

And thank the Good Lord for that :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEEEEEYYYYY, I don't have any phart things on MY page!. . .. .... . .. . . . ....and I am still Kween for another few pages!

Um....do I wanna have phart things on my page? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Came home from BE's house, spent the morning planting things, realized I left something at his house (my quinoa salad - he'd never eat it) so went back. Spent a couple hours helping him weedwack his lawn, came home to discover that the chickens have totally rearranged everything I planted (digging) and ate my pea starts. :o

I'm not terribly concerned about the peas because I think I'll have plenty, but now I'll have mystery plants coming up all over, depending on where the seeds got kicked.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Came home from BE's house, spent the morning planting things, realized I left something at his house (my quinoa salad - he'd never eat it) so went back. Spent a couple hours helping him weedwack his lawn, came home to discover that the chickens have totally rearranged everything I planted (digging) and ate my pea starts. :o

I'm not terribly concerned about the peas because I think I'll have plenty, but now I'll have mystery plants coming up all over, depending on where the seeds got kicked.

Maybe your kids need babysitting? Too young to leave alone?

You really expect us to believe you spent hours weedwacking the lawn?

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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It's sitting right at the top of this very page this very minute :P

and U no what rolls down hill...

Look out below!!!!

:ph34r:

:ph34r:

:ph34r:

Splat!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Tsk tsk, Jyesssss. . .. . ....Mother of the Year -- leaving her wee flock of babes and heading out for HOURS of weed-whacking. . . . . ... Have you no shame, girl?

:P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Ah well. Mummy needs some lawn care too. :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Ah well. Mummy needs some lawn care too. :P

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ah well. Mummy needs some lawn care too. :P

Mulching? Aerating? Just DON'T get yerself FERTILIZED, Jyesssss!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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[quote name=elye' timestamp= :rolleyes:'1306874196' post='704303]

Mulching? Aerating? Just DON'T get yerself FERTILIZED, Jyesssss!

elye Community Regular
elye
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I asked if he had the 'pee shivers'?

Max asked, "Is that when yer nuts shiver?"

"MAX!" I said!

"Sorry, when yer balls shiver??"

"MAX!!" me again.

"Ummmmmm, my trash??"

I'm crying laughing at this point.

"What?? Isn't it my trash?? That's what it's called, right??"

:lol: :lol:

Ahhhhhh... . . .so THAT's why DH keeps asking me to take out the trash, even when it ain't garbage night.......... .. . . .

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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We're having a trash " big item pick-up" this weekend!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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:lol: :lol:

Ahhhhhh... . . .so THAT's why DH keeps asking me to take out the trash, even when it ain't garbage night.......... .. . . .

Take 'em out huh...??? I'm not sure he fairs very well there... :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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It is a sad day here. I'll let Jacquie explain.

It was with a very heavy heart but we made the right decision and put Tuppence down this afternoon :(

Our dear sweet little girl came to us almost 9 years ago. She was found by 2 police officers on a hot June day. They were having trouble getting in touch with Animal Control, with it being a Saturday afternoon, so I volunteered to take her up to the emergency vet clinic. The only reason they let me do this was because of the business that my husband and I own.

I had no intention of keeping her but you know you're going to when you start thinking of a name for her. Tuppence's full name was Tuppence Cowley. She was named after a character from Agatha Christie.

Tuppence came to us at 3 months of age. She was severally dehydrated and injured. She had a broken hip and the opposite hind leg was dislocated. All feeling from the vets she saw was that she'd been hit by a car.

The biggest problem that our dear little Tortie had was a tendency to get constipated and this was what caused us to put her down. Her body just had enough of the straining. When the vet gave her a heavy dose of pain meds she was at peace with her body for the first time in 3 weeks. We knew we did the right thing.

So R.I.P. Tuppence. You've now passed over the Rainbow Bridge and will be pain free. Tuppence will now be with Thomas and Max.

Tuppence. March 2002-June 2011.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

So sorry about Tppence, Peter and Jacquie. I am sure she was much loved in the 9 years she was gifted to you.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

So sorry Peter. I know how much you and Jacquie love your sweet balls of fur, and I have the greatest respect for you for choosing what you felt was best for her, even if you don't feel it was best for you. :(

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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That's sad. She had 9 great years with you 2 that she wouldn't have had if you didn't take her.

mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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I am so sorry for your loss. I have lost too many of my furry family members. I hope soon the your happy memories will comfort you.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Jacquie and POeter, I am so sorry. What a lucky girl she was to have found you, and how lucky you were to have been given her. :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Sooooo sorry Peter and Jacquie. God bless little Tuppence.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Peter and Jacquie,

:(:(:(

So sorry to hear about Tuppence. What big hearts you have to take a wee kitteh that came to you in such a manner. I think animals know when they have been rescued such as this. Here's to fond memories of Tuppence and all of our pets who have passed.

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