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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Good Morning Sillies...finally Friday has arrived!!!!!!


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elye Community Regular
Another Canadian in SillyVille. :blink: I did not know there were three of us! And all three of us both celiac and diabetid. OMG! We better check the Yeti's citizenship. If he's also a Canadian, he may need to be tested for celiac disease and diabetes. Can you give insulin to a Yeti?

MYgawd....Peter, you may be onto something. He has looked rather...vacant...at times, and certainly irritable. He looks thinner, as well. Hyperglycemia? Great, I can see it now...I've been the token inseam-measurer, next I'll be the insulin-injector. I WANT DANGER PAY FOR THIS!

Beautiful new av, Carla!

Did you hear... Winnipeg is making a new bra? All support no cup!!

~ Lisa ~

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You Saskatchewan fans are incredible!! Your insane spirit is something to be marvelled at. Toronto never knew what hit them... :lol:

Carry on, goofballs. I shall check in when I have retrieved my mojo or whatever 'tis that I've lost.

Poor Susie...hope you feel better toute de suite. We'll help you retrieve your mojo...just give us a page or two...! ;)

:lol: Joyful!...Funny biblical anecdotes!....boy, am I out of my league...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

7 more pages to the new crowning!!!!

~alex~ Explorer
MYgawd....Peter, you may be onto something. He has looked rather...vacant...at times, and certainly irritable. He looks thinner, as well. Hyperglycemia? Great, I can see it now...I've been the token inseam-measurer, next I'll be the insulin-injector. I WANT DANGER PAY FOR THIS!

Didn't someone have a problem with the yeti weeing inappropriately? Diabetes explains everything. We minght end up with a much more well behaved, agreeable yeti!

We'll have to carefully calculate the dose for him -- we certainly don't wanting a belligerent hypoglycemic yeti on our hands. And certainly a Yeti seizure would be dangerous for all involved.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Didn't someone have a problem with the yeti weeing inappropriately? Diabetes explains everything. We minght end up with a much more well behaved, agreeable yeti!

We'll have to carefully calculate the dose for him -- we certainly don't wanting a belligerent hypoglycemic yeti on our hands. And certainly a Yeti seizure would be dangerous for all involved.

I will not be near his mouth so he doesn't bite his tongue!

jerseyangel Proficient
How's THAT for philosophical syllogisms 101? :lol:

"syllogisms" :lol:

I was in an accident on the freeway last night!!

:o Oh Tom--I'm so glad you're ok. That happened to me on my way to work a few years ago--I was stopped at a stopsign, and the guy behind me smacked right into me. He said his foot slipped off the brake pedal <_< ...anyway, there was no damage to my car, either, and I was about to be late so that was that.

This is for a kid's school project ... if you see this tonight, what kind of pie do you like?

I know it's too late, but I hate to be left out :lol: . So, it's pecan. (your new pic is cute :D )

And all three of us both celiac and diabetid.

That's interesting...I knew that about all of you, but never really put it together.

Did you hear... Winnipeg is making a new bra? All support no cup!!

Lisa!!!! Popping into sillyville with a sillie :D How've ya been?

Just the most furtive and quiet little halloooo from dingy here. Been quite a week, and I'm not sure if I"ve lost my mojo or just my sense of humoUr, or both?????????????? ZOIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You poor thing :( It's been one thing after another for you lately. I hope the mojo is back in working order soon. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
p.s. did I mention they cut down "my" whole thicket of eucalpytus trees? heinosity upon heinosity.
:(:angry:

In the video...

#3: No Biblical pickup lines are to be used.

The video cuts to my boyfriend and my sister talking.

BF: For you, I would work seven years. And then, I would work seven more years for your sister.

S: *awkward look* :huh:

If you don't recognize it, google the story of Jacob, Rachel, and Leah.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I know it's too late, but I hate to be left out :lol: . So, it's pecan. (your new pic is cute :D )

Finally another pecan!! I like it best, too!!!


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I've only had pecan pie once in my life, but it was really good.

I just love pumpkin everything. I used to live near a little ice cream shop that had pumpkin custard ice cream... I would have them make me a milkshake out of it, and it was sooooooo good!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I love chocolate peanut butter milkshakes....maybe I will make one tonight.

elye Community Regular
We'll have to carefully calculate the dose for him -- we certainly don't wanting a belligerent hypoglycemic yeti on our hands. And certainly a Yeti seizure would be dangerous for all involved.

Gad....can you imagine the size of the glucagon injection he'd need? Goes by weight... :o

And BTW, who's gonna test his blood six times a day? Where would you draw from? Too much hair everywhere....perhaps his nose?

tom Contributor
I know it's too late, but I hate to be left out :lol: . So, it's pecan. (your new pic is cute :D )

Blech pecan pie!

Finally another pecan!! I like it best, too!!!

Another Blech!

It barely even seems like it deserves to be CALLED pie to ME!

Poor Susie...hope you feel better toute de suite. We'll help you retrieve your mojo...just give us a page or two...! ;)

You poor thing :( It's been one thing after another for you lately. I hope the mojo is back in working order soon. :)

It's a shame the whole Yeti-as-courier won't work out.

I think Fresno's airport is his next stop, and I'd wondered whether he may be able to bring a big box o' EastCoast Mojo w/ him. (Would enough fit in a carry-on bag?)

Of course I'm assuming Patti would volunteer to shorten her stewardship & dispatch him 'toot sweet' <_<:P:lol: (a 3rd way to say it!)

<or just a comPLETEly inadequate rendition?>

What with how often Susie offers to "Send the Dingos!", certainly my woeful tale of 'A Shelf Too High' (hehe saw 'a bridge too far' again recently) takes a backseat.

Yippee for Friday!!!!!!

(As if it's any different to ME! My main difference betw, say, a Tuesday & a Saturday is that the sports start in the morning on Sat)

Just got an offer for Sharks (NHL) game in a luxury suite for tonight, but have plans to see a jazz guitarist who's a friend of a friend. And it's just a few blocks down woohoo! (Actually the SharkTank, 'hp pavilion' is walkable too, tho in my state I'd highly prefer biking it)

The guitarist is at a wine bar ( Open Original Shared Link ) called A Perfect Finish. I'm hoping to snag one of the oversized chairs in the corner. ;)

Any wine recommendations???

<tom's still not convinced he can be a wine drinker :( >

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I had this very nice Raspberry wine once, I forgot the name though :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Tom is absolutely right--the Yeti will be on his way to Ca in the morning! This means, of course, that he will miss the party at Bev's for her niece, but I think the kids will have just as good a time. He may have scared a few of them anyway :P

I'm thinking that the bumbling antics of our large, furry friend will help put Susie's mojo back in business. He'll remind her of all of us! (and that's a good thing....right :unsure: ).....of COURSE it is :lol:

How can anyone not like pecan pie :o:huh::D

num1habsfan Rising Star
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You Saskatchewan fans are incredible!! Your insane spirit is something to be marvelled at. Toronto never knew what hit them... :lol:

Hahah yes, we are definitely one of a kind!! Very serious about our football!!! The 13th man says it all. ;)

~ Lisa ~

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Where would you draw from? Too much hair everywhere....perhaps his nose?

Oh GAWD - that's gotta make your eyes water !!!! :o

Yippee for Friday!!!!!!

(As if it's any different to ME! My main difference betw, say, a Tuesday & a Saturday is that the sports start in the morning on Sat)

The main difference to me (being a stay at home Mum) is that I don't have to get up while it's still dark - a lay in......sheer bliss.

YIPEE for Saturdays!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking that the bumbling antics of our large, furry friend will help put Susie's mojo back in business. He'll remind her of all of us! (and that's a good thing....right :unsure: ).....of COURSE it is :lol:

It's a shame he'll miss Bev's niece's birthday party - but needs must.

He can shampoo Susie's carpet (after the Stinker 'trod poo all over' incident)..maybe even take 'the girls' for their walk?

elye Community Regular
I'm thinking that the bumbling antics of our large, furry friend will help put Susie's mojo back in business. He'll remind her of all of us! (and that's a good thing....right :unsure: ).....of COURSE it is :lol:

Whoa...huge furry beast descending on Susie's Stepford neighboUrhood....

Stinker's teeth will be a'chattering like never before...!

jerseyangel Proficient
Whoa...huge furry beast descending on Susie's Stepford neighboUrhood....

Ha--he's bound to shake em up! :lol:

I think Susie's girls will love him--like Nikki said--he can take them for their walks and help around the house. He'll be like a big, fuzzy Dingo Nanny :D

jerseyangel Proficient
big, fuzzy Dingo Nanny :D

Quoting myself here....say that line with an Australian accent--"Big, fuzzy Dingo Nanny". B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Quoting myself here....say that line with an Australian accent--"Big, fuzzy Dingo Nanny". B)

:lol::lol::lol:

CRIKEY MATE!!!! is that a yeti???????

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Lol

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So is the Yeti on his way to the West Coast?

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol::lol:

CRIKEY MATE!!!! is that a yeti???????

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
Quoting myself here....say that line with an Australian accent--"Big, fuzzy Dingo Nanny". B)

:lol:

So is the Yeti on his way to the West Coast?

Heehee it takes an easterner to refer to Fresno using the word Coast! :P:lol:

Uh-oh! Maybe I jumped the gun! He may have a connecting flight thru LAX or SFO, before the FUN.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

OGM - Yeti, here, to my house?

(looks around at small messes to clean up)

:unsure:

Oh I don't think this is a good weekend for him to come............

Well, I suppose we'll manage. I can always use a break from the dingo-walking and picking up the, um, deposits and bunches of sod they leave....better put fresh sheets on the bed and clean his bathroom. We havne't a hottub here, he'll have to use the guest shower............

oh, AND I'll be sending Yeti over to see the people who cut down the trees.

MOO-HOO-HOOOO-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAA-HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::lol:

Um, Tom, BTW, West Coast DOES include central valley. Doesn't just mean beach towns.....when I say East Coast I could be referring to Boston, w. Virginia, New York, anywhere.......

:lol: Patti. Big, Fuzzy Dingo Nanny. :lol: Yes, Stinker's teeth WILL be a-chattering, but I think Annie will take to him nicely - she loves everybody.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Susie!!! :D

So good to have you back--and get ready 'cuz he's on the way.

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