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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Poor Allo :(

Kitty Will had his first swimming lesson today as he slipped into my bath today :lol:

Curious Will is obsessed by water and sits on the edge of the tub when I'm in there.....he lost his balance :lol: ...boy did he shoot out of there!!!!!!!!.........mad kitten ran through house sneezing and shaking his fur....we all cracked up! :lol::lol::lol:

So why do cats look like aliens when wet?? :unsure::lol:

Anyhoo - he smells great and his fur is lovely and soft now ;)


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tom Contributor
Well, Emily, I hate to inform you of this, but you are NOT celebrating a "family day"!!! You are indeed celebrating the US Open Original Shared Link. They probably thought you Canucks might not be inclined to participate if they told you what it really was.

:lol: :lol:

Alex - ugh on the double whammy :(

LOL Emily @ latest av & caption. I've always enjoyed Jess's sig too.

Now .. . ... ..here's an interesting proposition that came my way this morning.

Shelly invited me to go to Tahoe toMORRow for a couple days! :o

Her 9yo is all into snowboarding and she has access to a cabin.

Wish I was feeling more travel-worthy :( but I'm ~30% right now on going.

If I were anywhere near as consistently great as the 1st 4 months soy-free I'd go, no question.

Another plus is that I might also spend Tues/Wed in Fernley NV w/ Teresa (old girlfriend) & Nic&Nat. (For the newer sillies, I've known both kids well since birth & love 'em dearly. :wub: Their father's never been a part of their lives)

This sidetrip would mean taking my car separately, but since Shell's talking about leaving @6am tomorrow, that's not such a bad thing. ;)

So I really gots me some ponderin' to do!

elye Community Regular

Well, Tom, I say go, as long as you have your phone with you at all times so that you can be checking up on Michelle. :lol::lol::rolleyes:

Actually, you will be away and distracted from her crossing of the finish line, likely late Wednesday. Me, however, with next to no life, will have no conflicts here...I will be watching obsessively. :rolleyes:

President's Day, huh? We have no Prime Ministerial Day here, so you must be correct, Janet. "Family Day" sounds so middle-of-the-road, politically correct, sappy....so Canadian.... :lol::ph34r:

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HALLO SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I've been out for days BUT I'm back!!!!!!

Who will provide the summary please :P?

Oh NOOOOOOOOO...just realized that Niiki still looks JUST like Amy Wine-o...I mean Winer...I mean Wine house.

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Christopher Walken want to

tom Contributor
Actually, you will be away and distracted from her crossing of the finish line, likely late Wednesday. Me, however, with next to no life, will have no conflicts here...I will be watching obsessively. :rolleyes:

So let's both phly to Phairbanks phor the BIG PHINISH!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
So let's both phly to Phairbanks phor the BIG PHINISH!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG...There is no way I could be there.....I would be frantic. Having to pee every two minutes, the butterflies lurching in my stomach, tears streaming down my face as her sled comes into sight...leaping up and down, screaming....

Still wanna be there with me? :lol: Ya gotta be screaming right along with me..... :D;)

Bev! What a terrific avatar! Fab looks fab! :lol:


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tom Contributor

Hey .. . .no poop-in from dingoland today? :huh:

Does this mean Dingy was out up past 3am??

I bring this up because I'm about to say .. . . .the Green Phaerie is in the house!!!!!!! :lol::wacko::lol:

Couldn't find the local one anywhere, so instead of driving up to Alameda (next to Oakland) to buy strrrrrrrrrrraight from the distillery, we got the Swiss Absinthe. (see new av) :wacko:

dlp252 Apprentice
I have strep throat and an ear infection-- boooo :angry: . It came on very quickly. Started antibiotics today so I should be feeling better soon. I was throwing up last night and I was thinking how unfair it is to puke when you have a sore throat. A painful combination <_< .

Yikes!!! NO fun at all. I've had one after the other before but not at the same time! Feel better soon!

Just had to share with you all, thanks for all your support today.

Sounds like a great shoot!! Can't wait to see the final results!

I shall email BIL and tell him about the virtual following of Michelle. She actually is quite an underdog (pun intended)...Some illness/injury during last year, of her and her lead dog, plus being female, no one expected much to be happening with her for this race. In fact, her being in it at all caused many seasoned mushers to raise eyebrows. LOVE IT!! You go, grrrrrrrrlll! :)

Okay, I just may have to check this out...sounds VERY exciting!

So why do cats look like aliens when wet?? :unsure::lol:

Anyhoo - he smells great and his fur is lovely and soft now ;)

:lol: Do you do your kitties fur up like AMy's... :lol:

Now .. . ... ..here's an interesting proposition that came my way this morning.

Go! The fact that you can even consider going after how sick you were is pretty amazing really!

Still wanna be there with me? :lol: Ya gotta be screaming right along with me..... :D;)

I'm not Ptaum, but sure DOES sound like fun. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Kitty Will had his first swimming lesson today as he slipped into my bath today :lol:

:D Such a cutie!

Now .. . ... ..here's an interesting proposition that came my way this morning.

I'd lean towards going--and I can completely relate to why you are hesitating ;) Since you'll have your own car, it'll make it easier to stop if you need to, etc. I bet you end up having a good time :)

Who will provide the summary please :P?

Gawd--where to start..... :blink::lol:

I love your new avatar--it cracked me up! :P

elye Community Regular
I bring this up because I'm about to say .. . . .the Green Phaerie is in the house!!!!!!!

I've always been very curious to know what it tastes like..you'll have to describe it!

Absinthe........Hmmmmmmmm.

How about this as the new budgie's name? He's the green that I would picture absinthe to be....it has kind of a lovely sound. I like it. The kids will probably pull another one of these, however:

:huh::huh::huh::unsure::huh::unsure::huh::huh:

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Hey .. . .no poop-in from dingoland today? :huh:

Does this mean Dingy was out up past 3am??

I bring this up because I'm about to say .. . . .the Green Phaerie is in the house!!!!!!! :lol::wacko::lol:

Couldn't find the local one anywhere, so instead of driving up to Alameda (next to Oakland) to buy strrrrrrrrrrraight from the distillery, we got the Swiss Absinthe. (see new av) :wacko:

I BELIEVE Susie is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E :lol: :lol: :lol:

Da green FAERIE? My flight leaves in 30 minutes. I'll see you around 10;30 your time! :D (Oh dear Lord- picture me on absinthe? Like I'm not insane enough already!!!!!!)

My new Fab av- Richard made it when he made Hollywood Squares and Julie and Gene Simmons. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
My new Fab av- Richard made it when he made Hollywood Squares and Julie and Gene Simmons. :ph34r:

I don't remember that one.....Richard did some great av's.....

tom Contributor
I BELIEVE Susie is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not sure what this really means but I laugh anyway! :lol:

Da green FAERIE? My flight leaves in 30 minutes. I'll see you around 10;30 your time! :D

Which airline? (There are 2 terminals)

Airport is just 2nd exit up 87, so call when you hit the tarmac. 408-PHA-ERIE :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies!

Had a great day shopping with mom. We always have such a special time together. Sabrina is doing good. She has this jumperoo and she goes to town in it. We visited my sister and my niece. It was just an all around great day.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning SILLIES!!!!

Oh NOOOOOOOOO...just realized that Niiki still looks JUST like Amy Wine-o...I mean Winer...I mean Wine house

Wino

Rough night

Christopher Walken want to

I LOVE this!! :lol:

..........Beaverly you NUT!!!!!!..........Is it true????.......are you REALLY getting your brain back??? :unsure: .........SCARED..........HOLD ME

Not familiar with the bloke in your av (Fabio?) ..but he sure has nice hair :blink::lol:

There is no way I could be there.....I would be frantic. Having to pee every two minutes

SO?? I do that anyway

3 kids=wrecked bladder :lol: ......tmi??? :blink:

I bring this up because I'm about to say .. . . .the Green Phaerie is in the house!!!!!!! :lol::wacko::lol:

OH GAAAAWWD!!!!!!!!!!!

Ptaum's on the absinthe!?!?! :o ......Bracing myself for some fantabulous artwork....will you be wearing the artist's smock????? (t'is tres fetching & yer know you want to :lol: )

:lol: Do you do your kitties fur up like AMy's... :lol:

I tried.....but it wouldn't backcomb <_< ........settled for some funky spikes (to make him look tough :lol: ).....hmmmm, he needs a collar with spikes too

I BELIEVE Susie is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E :lol:

Whereas I BELIEVE I can fly Susie IS T-R-O-U-B-L-E :lol::lol:

Beautiful clear ffffrosty morn here in London - AND roast Beef for Sunday lunch :P

elye Community Regular
Beautiful clear ffffrosty morn here in London - AND roast Beef for Sunday lunch :P

Mornin' Nikki!

Frosty morning here, as well...Gus is out rolling in the snow like a real circus performer: pouncing on some imaginary thing with both front legs straight and extended, then crashing onto his side and flipping back and forth, snow flying everywhere. Methinks he is trying to make a dog angel. :lol:

elye Community Regular

SO! Here's a quick tidbit from the Yukon/Alaskan news feed that came out when Michelle and the guy she's chasing came into Dawson...He's only twenty minutes ahead of her.....GO, MICHELLE!!!

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Mtndog Collaborator

OMG- are you all talking about the IDIOTarod? Is Michelle using poodles? Snoodles (snowy poodles)? Pekinese? Chihuahuas? OMG- imagine like 50 chihuahuas pulling an Iditarod sled- It would sound like this:

"Yip Yip Yip!"

"Mush!"

Let Angus pull a sled and he'd sound like Chewbacca! Wish we could download audio or videos here because when he talks he sounds like a Wookie!

I'm not sure what this really means but I laugh anyway! :lol:

Which airline? (There are 2 terminals)

Airport is just 2nd exit up 87, so call when you hit the tarmac. 408-PHA-ERIE :lol:

Oh no....I flew into oakland...no wonder I can't find you!!!!!!!!!!!

..........Beaverly you NUT!!!!!!..........Is it true????.......are you REALLY getting your brain back??? :unsure: .........SCARED..........HOLD ME

Not familiar with the bloke in your av (Fabio?) ..but he sure has nice hair :blink::lol:

3 kids=wrecked bladder :lol: ......tmi??? :blink:

Whereas I BELIEVE I can fly Susie IS T-R-O-U-B-L-E :lol::lol:

Tis fabulous Fabio and lest you all think you got off easy- I SAVED all Richard's avatar . Does that make me an avatarsseur?

I do believe my brain is returning and I can ASSure you, nothing good can come from it! MOO HOO AHH ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie violated the rules of her contract by not reporting in yesterday and will be subject to a SEVERE punishment (like being licked to death by 10 Chinese crested dogs). :rolleyes::lol::o

Niik- Do you watch Little Britain? Kurt downloaded it and I'm dying here!

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh,.....GO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Emily- This is especially for you!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

dlp252 Apprentice
Frosty morning here, as well...Gus is out rolling in the snow like a real circus performer: pouncing on some imaginary thing with both front legs straight and extended, then crashing onto his side and flipping back and forth, snow flying everywhere. Methinks he is trying to make a dog angel. :lol:

I LOVE dogs, lol...they know how to live!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Bev,

So glad you're feeling better. Must be those boogers! I hear if you eat them, it helps your immune system . . .

Accidently found this when looking at the College Isn't Necessary article ( :lol::lol: BTW)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Beautiful clear ffffrosty morn here in London - AND roast Beef for Sunday lunch :P

I want Roast Beef too, set an extra plate for me~

Frosty morning here, as well:

Chilly here as well. Some snow remains on the ground but it has an ice glaze over it.

SO! Here's a quick tidbit from the Yukon/Alaskan news feed that came out when Michelle and the guy she's chasing came into Dawson...He's only twenty minutes ahead of her.....GO, MICHELLE!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Woo-hoo Michelle!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
It was just an all around great day.

:D

I tried.....but it wouldn't backcomb <_< ........settled for some funky spikes (to make him look tough :lol: ).....hmmmm, he needs a collar with spikes too

Then he'd look like The Fonz! :lol:

Frosty morning here, as well...Gus is out rolling in the snow like a real circus performer: pouncing on some imaginary thing with both front legs straight and extended, then crashing onto his side and flipping back and forth, snow flying everywhere. Methinks he is trying to make a dog angel. :lol:

I can just picture this :D

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