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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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Adalaide Mentor

I don't know, they make really good music. If that's how they got their talent I can't say it turned out all bad.


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IrishHeart Veteran

LOVE LOVE LOVE this!! thanks, Addy!! 

GFinDC Veteran

Not real funny I guess.   Article is mostly about allergic responses.   But problem applies to fad dieters (oops, celiacs) also.

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/allergies/hidden-danger-undeclared-allergens-lurk-many-foods-n124626

Adalaide Mentor

My husband and I were goofing off, he did something only he found amusing and said "I'm funny." I agreed with him, gave it a few seconds then added "but looks aren't everything." Sometimes I crack myself up. :D

mommida Enthusiast

That's a good one!  Do mind if we borrow and make t-shirts?


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kareng Grand Master

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Folks, be aware of this. Lawn flamingos may seem kitschy and adorable, but they can pick a T-Rex clean in under 90 seconds at this time of year. Be careful. Use a trusted anti-flamingo spray before venturing outdoors. Let's be safe out there.

 

 

Saw this Public Service Announcement on Facebook.

Adalaide Mentor

I kept almost talking my husband into lawn flamingos for our garden this year. Thankfully he kept talking me down... I never knew they were so dangerous! :ph34r:

LauraTX Rising Star

LOLOLOLOLOL

GFinDC Veteran

Pink flamingoes are scary!  Good one Crayon!

elye Community Regular

:lol:  :lol:  That really is fantastic....

GF Lover Rising Star

Flamingo's in yards scare me... :ph34r:

nvsmom Community Regular

LOL

Adalaide Mentor

Everything about this article speaks for itself.

http://kotaku.com/peaches-sold-as-sexy-butts-in-china-1613809697

kareng Grand Master

Everything about this article speaks for itself.

http://kotaku.com/peaches-sold-as-sexy-butts-in-china-1613809697

 

 

Those are actually kind of cute.

GF Lover Rising Star

I just hope they don't do Men's Hairy Butts.. :lol:

Adalaide Mentor

Those are actually kind of cute.

 

We have a peach tree in the yard. I was wondering if I could find a way to make little peach underoos and sell packs of peaches in panties at the market when they're ready.

Adalaide Mentor

Because nothing is more educational than Bea Arthur and a unicorn.

 

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nvsmom Community Regular

Everything about this article speaks for itself.

http://kotaku.com/peaches-sold-as-sexy-butts-in-china-1613809697

That sort of wrecks peaches for me!  Taking a bite out of a peach and licking off the juice seems just.... weird now!  LOL

GF Lover Rising Star

LMAO...Good point Nic.

mommida Enthusiast

I'm with you nvsmom!  Just seems creepy.  I will be cutting open all peaches and eating them sliced from now on.

 

Second guessing my plan to plant that peach tree.....

GottaSki Mentor

Hi Dee Ho...was catching up on some threads and saw something interesting....Peter is on post number 6999 :)

IrishHeart Veteran
 A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted
on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely
saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
 
^_^
 
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss League records were destroyed
in a fire, ...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
:rolleyes: 
 
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies
with the assistance of a tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a
particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the
anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye
and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
 
:mellow:  :D 
hey, I don't write em, I just pass em on.
Karen likes silly punny ones and I like to keep her happy.
GottaSki Mentor
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