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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I'm sure there was a pair o' shoes or sumpin' I really needed. :angry:

Well, if you didn't always kick 'em off under the table.....

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I got nuthin :( Showed up and the padlock was already on. Drat that thread-pulling admin guy anyway. I'm sure there was a pair o' shoes or sumpin' I really needed. :angry:

Gawd-- not the Italian leather!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
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On a related note, our clement bayarea weather takes a 5 day break tomorrow.

...His Highness stated rather chalantly. .. .... :rolleyes:

In honoUr of the admirable efforts & all-around eptness of The Ripper & cohorts in the production of Woody Allen's Don't Drink The Water [ohbummeritwontshowimg]http://www.facebook....elevant_count=1

YAY! Thanks for the plug, Ptaoughmnn! Jeez, I wish the City of Ottawa were on here. . .. I'm getting a bit phreaked out about ticket sales....we've sold enough to all shows to have broken even, but I wake up every night covered in sweat, thinking of all the kids standing behind those big, velvet curtains, and they slowly part...... the lights come up, and they find themselves looking out at a crowd of thirty people..... .. . :( . .. . :unsure: .....

If the Psillllyville Royal Dictionary did, in fact, get left behind in the mad retreat to Psillyville 2, methinks it could be recreated. If we each contribute one word per day, and put someone (not me, she says quickly) in charge of the compilation thereof, should be done in no time. We already have two words today, ept and clement in nonalphabetical order. I will post my contribution shortly.

...Must think about this....

I got nuthin :( Showed up and the padlock was already on. Drat that thread-pulling admin guy anyway. I'm sure there was a pair o' shoes or sumpin' I really needed. :angry:

:lol:

OMG.. . . . ....my extra set o' keys. .. . ... .. ...... .crap. They're back there.....

mushroom Proficient
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Actually, I think His Majesty has been rather portunate in his duties, with a few exceptions for proclaimething.

Jestgar Rising Star
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. I'm getting a bit phreaked out about ticket sales....we've sold enough to all shows to have broken even, but I wake up every night covered in sweat, thinking of all the kids standing behind those big, velvet curtains, and they slowly part...... the lights come up, and they find themselves looking out at a crowd of thirty people..... .. . :( . .. . :unsure: ......

When you're on stage the lights are in your eyes and you really can't see past the first two rows. Just put yourself in charge of seating so's you can set the stage for a great audience look.

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When you're on stage the lights are in your eyes and you really can't see past the first two rows. Just put yourself in charge of seating so's you can set the stage for a great audience look.

This is so true. It is amazing how little you can see from the stage. Often you can not even hear the audience that well. Really helps if your the kind that is nervous in front of crowds.

mushroom Proficient
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Well down here, in Wellywood, in Middle-earth, in Wellington in the middle of New Zealand at the bottom of the earth, peeps is going nutz over elves and special effects and make-up and sculptors who sculpted all the tools and implements for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, as it is set to premiere this evening. The stars are promenading down the red carpet as we speak, and Peter Jackson has gained weight again as he always does during filming. And I don't believe I will go watch this one either :rolleyes: Ya see, I is not a real fan of special effects that look like special effects, and my attention span is longer than that of an 18-year-old and I don't like alll the choppiness of virtual movies, and bah humbug and all that jazz............ now Jazz, there's something I could get excited about.....

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OMG.. . . . ....my extra set o' keys. .. . ... .. ...... .crap. They're back there.....

What about the crutch tip? Did you bring the crutch tip?

I sure hope that tom is planning another promptu proclamation.

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Well down here, in Wellywood, in Middle-earth, in Wellington in the middle of New Zealand at the bottom of the earth, peeps is going nutz over elves and special effects and make-up and sculptors who sculpted all the tools and implements for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, as it is set to premiere this evening. The stars are promenading down the red carpet as we speak, and Peter Jackson has gained weight again as he always does during filming. And I don't believe I will go watch this one either :rolleyes: Ya see, I is not a real fan of special effects that look like special effects, and my attention span is longer than that of an 18-year-old and I don't like alll the choppiness of virtual movies, and bah humbug and all that jazz............ now Jazz, there's something I could get excited about.....

I'ma gonna see it. It'll be my first theater movie since before i was dx'd :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Shroom!!!!! Just saw some of the Hobbit festivities from NZ on the Today Show :).

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Didya see the weather report in Elvish? Pretty cool in a nerdly, sci-fi-fan sort of way....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just got Groupon email offering Pilates classes . . . thought it said Pirate classes . . . makes me think of Jess.

elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . thought it said Pirate classes . . . makes me think of Jess.

She could probably teach that class........

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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She could probably teach that class........

I would take that class!!

I read an article today about the stupid names parents pick out for their kids. I'm not on twitter, but some crazy people named their baby Hashtag. Seriously?? :blink: Why?? Poor kid...

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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A kid here a couple of years ago was named IKEA. Nice work Mum and Dad.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Why do people do these things to their children? That and the normal name with a weird spelling

thing... Just why???

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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Hormones? Brain frog?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm not on twitter, but some crazy people named their baby Hashtag. Seriously?? :blink: Why?? Poor kid...

We saw that--and said the same thing--poor kid.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well, that kid's saving grace will be if he ends up a six-foot two, 250-pound linebacker on the school football team. Hashtag will work, there... . . . ..but if he's a scrawny little mathS nerd...... .. ....oh, dear... .. . . ... <_< ...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Em--even worse, I think the child is a girl.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Perhaps her parents wish for her a noble career at the Waffle House. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Then they should have named her hashbrown. :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Then they should have named her hashbrown. :P

:0

We had a neighbor that named her daughter Precious. When her daughter was a teen, she went to court and had it changed to something like Michelle or Karen.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Okay, here's a way to highlight the gender equity pay gap:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8013967/Men-charged-more-at-coffee-cart

Coffee will cost 10 per cent more for men than for women at Wellington's Victoria University Law School campus this morning.

(Ho Hobbit warm fuzzies left over from last night :P )

bartfull Rising Star
bartfull
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My stepdaughter went to school with a kid whose last name was Case, so of course his mother named him Justin. But the bad part was, every time she'd take him somewhere she would announce in a VERY loud voice, "Just in case you were wondering, Justin Case is here!"

The kid is grown up now. I wonder if he even speaks to his mother anymore.

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