Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

Darn210 Enthusiast
Who's in?

Do they have BevMo stores back east?

No just Bevvy Wevvies.


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Great idea on the brain share (one & the same and all that)

Wondering how Kissey copes with the lone dingo thoughts whilst shampooing carpets though :huh:

^ funny gurl make squatswifkissy laff out lowd

picture this: just as the carpet is drying out from it's cleaning, dingos rolling around on their backs trying desperately to get the smell back in !

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
DEI-VHID!!!!!!!!!!!!

You MUST agree it's your job to get her past this!!!!!

aye aye Mon Capit

elye Community Regular
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

King Ptaum

WHOOOOAAAAA....I left the thread at approximately just before two to finish the laundry (Patti!), thinking that because there was still about thirteen posts to go until Grand Flipover, I'd have a good shot. Clicked back on at 2:07, and you were at the BOTTOM of page 700! Man, no fair......

ALL HAIL KING THOMAS THE.....

Brave?

Good?

Tank Engine?

Thank you thank you thank you all .. . ...except

To the DUNGEON w/ YOU!!!!!!!!

bwaaa-haaa-haa

Okay...think it's Thomas the Tyrant.... :lol::o

Sir, your royal HIGHness, I am NO knave. I am,without a doubt, a WENCH and you will hereto refer to me as such!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...Bev's the wench. I'm a perpetual alehouse slattern... <_<:lol:

Great news! A Sarah Sighting!! Come and bow to our new despot Monarch....!

All this talk of our past musical lives....

Now that we are surfacing, I'll admit it: cannot stand Neil Diamond...

Musical loves of my life;

Godley and Creme

Alan Parsons

Peter Gabriel

Kate Bush

...Any of the ratpack, but in particular the greatest singer our world has ever known, Ol' Blue Eyes... :) ....no, not you, Amanda.... :lol:

tom Contributor
I never knew those bands were big in the US!!!!!

When hubby was a teen he was a 'mod with a Lambretta (anyone seen Quadrophenia??)

80s UK ska was HUUUUUUUUUUGE!!

Quadro is an all-time fav of mine (the double album. Don't recall much of the movie). Recently heard 5:15, Love Reign O'er Me (right after Susie spilled the beans on this David bloke btw) <try club soda on that stain>, The Real Me (another NoSoyBoy awakening theme song) etc etc.

In '96 got to see The Who do ENTIRE Quadro album live. Spec-f*****-tacular

And Nikki's guy WAS a MOD!!!!!!

(Nik?? What's w/ the apostrophe? 'Mod? Mod? Huh? :huh: )

What is the difference anyway? Where does one cross the line from a bad cold to the flu.?

I'd guess the puking.

Hopefully she'll come back but I heard she was thinking about retiring and this may be the deciding factor.

Nooooooooo that'd be such a shame what w/ how great she's been on the gluten-free stuff.

And I've been meaning to ask about your boy re: your sig.

5 1/2 mos into gluten-free - any weed-like growth?

Darn210 Enthusiast
...Any of the ratpack, but in particular the greatest singer our world has ever known, Ol' Blue Eyes... :) ....no, not you, Amanda.... :lol:

How do YOU know???? Have you ever heard Amanda sing??

Darn210 Enthusiast
And I've been meaning to ask about your boy re: your sig.

5 1/2 mos into gluten-free - any weed-like growth?

Nahhhh . . . and believe me, he is counting down the days!!! He got glutened on the same day my daughter did (different thread). She spent the rest of the afternoon spitting up with acid reflux. He didn't notice anything. He's got a GI doc appt next week or the week after <reminder to self, check when the dr. appt is> and then he'll be officially done . . . at least for now.


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



Green12 Enthusiast
Oh. Fee Waybill of The Tubes kissed ME on the cheek as I was front-and-center, standing on the table, at a small concert here in town when I was young and hot - decades ago. :lol:

Wait, so many things to reply to Susie but this caught me eye, The Tubes? She's A Beauty, The Tubes? Those Tubes?? I loved that song, btw.

And I'm not sure Kissey would be considered a metal head per se, at least that's not the category I would file the concerts he attended into....Foreigner, Loverboy, Journey, Triumph, Eddie Money, Bryan Adams, Night Ranger, The Police, The Fixx, Madness, Oingo Boingo, and The Thompson Twins..........these bands are a little on the fluffy side and much too tame for HELL :lol::lol:

We do!! Do you ever listen to Virgin Classic Rock? It is this awesome channel out of London.

We used to stream it all the time when I worked down in the lab.

Who knows, one day maybe we will catch a concert together, it would be quite the party!

No, but I need to check it out. Isn't that Richard Branson's, or whatever his name is, company? Virgin?

That would be fun to have a Silly concert outing :lol:

Rick Springfield is singing Jessie's Girl on Oprah right now.....

I just watched it, he looked really GOOD :D

Oprah seemed a little smitten too :lol:

im not twisting her arm to go to this musical! so she is either a closet musical lover or... she really does :wub: me !!!! im hoping its me !

I do think it's you Kissey, and true Dingo love.....BUT I also think she has a small amount of closeted love for musicals deep down inside her and you are just the one to force it out of her :lol::lol:

Nope, not the only one. :lol:

:o Donna and Susie.

Why no love for Neile Diamond?!?!?!

I so thought we were kindred spirits :lol:

Now that we are surfacing, I'll admit it: cannot stand Neil Diamond...

:o:o

But he's THE JAZZ SINGER

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

A Silly I just got:

For Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

elye Community Regular
But he's THE JAZZ SINGER

NO! NO! A thousand times, NO! He ain't my jazz singer. THE Jazz Singer was Jolson. Period. :)B)

Okay....just an interjection into this fine discussion of musical tastes...it can be ignored, and music talk can continue, but I had an urge to share:

On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take an offer of a million dollars if in excahnge you had to wear all green clothing, head to toe, for the rest of your life?"

This somehow has kept me occupied cerebrally..... :rolleyes::huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take an offer of a million dollars if in excahnge you had to wear all green clothing, head to toe, for the rest of your life?"

This somehow has kept me occupied cerebrally..... :rolleyes::huh:

:lol::lol:

. . . depends on the shade of green.

WardGirl Rookie

All hail to the new king Tom :)

I hope you're not expecting me to kneel in your presence because I can certainly get down it's the getting up that is the hard part :lol:

elye Community Regular
All hail to the new king Tom :)

I hope you're not expecting me to kneel in your presence because I can certainly get down it's the getting up that is the hard part

:lol::lol:

Ah, JacquIe! You're one of the young, limber Sillies! It's 53-year ol' Scooter we have to keep helping up..... :rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor
:o:o

But he's THE JAZZ SINGER

:o <must . .. ... .show .. . .. . .restraint .. . .. . .>

(There is SUCH a rant going on in me 'ead)

On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take an offer of a million dollars if in excahnge you had to wear all green clothing, head to toe, for the rest of your life?"

Hilarious!! :lol:

It'd get in the way of my ever being a TV weatherman, but I'd do it!! I like green.

Wait .. . .. .enTIREly green????? Never a touch of another coloUr in a green shirt or whateveh?

(Currently in green Levi's & a sweater w/ some green - that oughta be worth a couple hundred)

The Ripper strikes again!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I hope you're not expecting me to kneel in your presence because I can certainly get down it's the getting up that is the hard part :lol:

Oh JacquIe, ain't it the truth! :D

tom Contributor
Tank Engine?

:lol:

All hail to the new king Tom :)

Thank you, & again thank you all

I hope you're not expecting me to kneel in your presence because I can certainly get down it's the getting up that is the hard part :lol:

Goodness no - no kneeling expected here.

But somewhere in SJ/South Bay there's a special woman who .. .ehhh never mind :P:lol:

Yikes so much posting for me lately. I should probably set up the pc again to speed this up. Maybe have more time to try to be productive & out in the world.

elye Community Regular
:o <must . .. ... .show .. . .. . .restraint .. . .. . .>

(There is SUCH a rant going on in me 'ead)

Oh, Great Emperor! Please unshackle thy restraints, and ranteth!....(I'm just a curious minion...wanna know yer spin on WHO is the REAL Jazz Singer)! :rolleyes:

It'd get in the way of my ever being a TV weatherman, but I'd do it!! I like green.

Wait .. . .. .enTIREly green????? Never a touch of another coloUr in a green shirt or whateveh?

(Currently in green Levi's & a sweater w/ some green - that oughta be worth a couple hundred)

I asked for clarification on these points:

-Only green. NO other coloUrs permitted.

-The clothing would be supplied. (Uh, Jack did not specify by WHOM)...... :huh:

Oh JacquIe, ain't it the truth! :D

Do you guys hear lots of cracking and groaning when you get up from a kneel? ...I think I do.... :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
Do you guys hear lots of cracking and groaning when you get up from a kneel? ...I think I do.... :ph34r:

I have a toe that has been cracking ever since I can remember....my knees also pop a little when I bend down.

~alex~ Explorer
On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take an offer of a million dollars if in excahnge you had to wear all green clothing, head to toe, for the rest of your life?"

This somehow has kept me occupied cerebrally..... :rolleyes::huh:

Sounds like you've got a budding philosopher on your hands! I don't think I could do it. It is quite perplexing to ponder. It seems ridiculous that I wouldn't do it but I don't know . . . I just don't think I could. Did Jack have a decision on what he would do?

Mtndog Collaborator
Rick Springfield is singing Jessie's Girl on Oprah right now.....

And I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_< He was a cutie patootie!!!!!!!!

Gawd--I've been freezing all day! Hope your son feels better soon--I've had this since last Thursday or so, and don't really feel much better. Mark had it, and it lasted for a solid week.

Oh no Patti- Get lots o' rest. My visiting nurse just got over the p-monia :(

Tina WITH Ike IS quite the coup!!!!

Walter Fagan on Kid C has the sort of vocal inflections that make Elton's singing special.

"I think the peeeeeeople down the hallllllll know who ya ARE!"

**********Proclamation #1!!!!!!!!!!!!************

Tomorrow .. .no .. . .FRIday shall be First Absinthe-Enlightened Royal Inaugural Event!!!!!!! (aka FAERIE ;):lol: )

Who's in?

Do they have BevMo stores back east?

Oh, oh, oh!!!!!!!! I LOVE Steely dan...the Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing!

No BevMos....just Mo' Bevs!!!!!!!!!!

No just Bevvy Wevvies.

:lol: :lol:

Okay...Bev's the wench. I'm a perpetual alehouse slattern... <_<:lol:

Great news! A Sarah Sighting!! Come and bow to our new despot Monarch....!

Musical loves of my life;

Godley and Creme

Alan Parsons

Peter Gabriel

Kate Bush

Slattern :D :D :D

OMG- I love ALMOST all the music you guys have mentioned. Kate Bush- what a voice! Her songs "Wuthering Heights" and "Woman's Work " leave me teary eyed!

UHM- hallo...I'm tired and trying REALLY hard here :huh::P Did NO ONE notice that my intro to Squatty (aka Kissy) was a parody of Sympathy for the devil and I posted a VERY FUNNY video! HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take an offer of a million dollars if in excahnge you had to wear all green clothing, head to toe, for the rest of your life?"

This somehow has kept me occupied cerebrally..... :rolleyes::huh:

What an interesting question...I don't honestly know if I could....of course there are different shades of greren, so there would be some variety there.

Green pants, though.....that might be tough. A million dollars is a lot of money....must ponder some more.

tom Contributor
Did NO ONE notice that my intro to Squatty (aka Kissy) was a parody of Sympathy for the devil and I posted a VERY FUNNY video! HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

What???!!

When?

Where??????????

No shot at the vid for me, but I should be ashamed to miss a Stones' Sympathy allusion!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
UHM- hallo...I'm tired and trying REALLY hard here :huh::P Did NO ONE notice that my intro to Squatty (aka Kissy) was a parody of Sympathy for the devil and I posted a VERY FUNNY video! HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

You poor thing :(

I musta missed it :ph34r:

happygirl Collaborator

An official hi (and belated!) to SWD.

(PSSSTT-------We love Susie!!!!!!!!!!!)

Green12 Enthusiast
NO! NO! A thousand times, NO! He ain't my jazz singer. THE Jazz Singer was Jolson. Period. :)B)

:o <must . .. ... .show .. . .. . .restraint .. . .. . .>

Really, no need.

You've put me in my place.

I was referring to The Jazz Singer the movie.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,963
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    AlissaW
    Newest Member
    AlissaW
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Scott Adams
      If black seed oil is working for his Afib, stick to it, but if not, I can say that ablation therapy is no big deal--my mother was out of the procedure in about 1 hour and went home that evening, and had zero negative effects from the treatment. PS - I would recommend that your husband get an Apple watch to monitor his Afib--there is an app and it will take readings 24/7 and give reports on how much of the time he's in it. Actual data like this should be what should guide his treatment.
    • Jacki Espo
      This happened to me as well. What’s weirder is that within a couple hours of taking paxlovid it subsided. I thought maybe I got glutened but after reading your post not so sure. 
    • Mari
      Hi Tiffany. Thank you for writing your dituation and  circumstancesin such detail and so well writte, too. I particularly noticed what you wrote about brain for and feeling like your brain is swelling and I know from my own experiences that's how it feel and your brain really does swell and you get migraines.    Way back when I was in my 20s I read a book by 2 MD allergist and they described their patient who came in complaining that her brain, inside her cranium, was swelling  and it happened when she smelled a certain chemical she used in her home. She kept coming back and insisting her brain actually swelled in her head. The Drs couldn't explain this problem so they, with her permission, performed an operation where they made a small opening through her cranium, exposed her to the chemical then watched as she brain did swell into the opening. The DRs were amazed but then were able to advise her to avoid chemicals that made her brain swell. I remember that because I occasionally had brain fog then but it was not a serious problem. I also realized that I was becoming more sensitive to chemicals I used in my work in medical laboratories. By my mid forties the brain fog and chemicals forced me to leave my  profession and move to a rural area with little pollution. I did not have migraines. I was told a little later that I had a more porous blood brain barrier than other people. Chemicals in the air would go up into my sinused and leak through the blood brain barrier into my brain. We have 2 arteries  in our neck that carry blood with the nutrients and oxygen into the brain. To remove the fluids and used blood from the brain there are only capillaries and no large veins to carry it away so all those fluids ooze out much more slowly than they came in and since the small capillaries can't take care of extra fluid it results in swelling in the face, especially around the eyes. My blood flow into my brain is different from most other people as I have an arterial ischema, adefectiveartery on one side.   I have to go forward about 20 or more years when I learned that I had glaucoma, an eye problem that causes blindness and more years until I learned I had celiac disease.  The eye Dr described my glaucoma as a very slow loss of vision that I wouldn't  notice until had noticeable loss of sight.  I could have my eye pressure checked regularly or it would be best to have the cataracts removed from both eyes. I kept putting off the surgery then just overnight lost most of the vision in my left eye. I thought at the I had been exposed to some chemical and found out a little later the person who livedbehind me was using some chemicals to build kayaks in a shed behind my house. I did not realize the signifance  of this until I started having appointments with a Dr. in a new building. New buildings give me brain fog, loss of balance and other problems I know about this time I experienced visual disturbances very similar to those experienced by people with migraines. I looked further online and read that people with glaucoma can suffer rapid loss of sight if they have silent migraines (no headache). The remedy for migraines is to identify and avoid the triggers. I already know most of my triggers - aromatic chemicals, some cleaning materials, gasoline and exhaust and mold toxins. I am very careful about using cleaning agents using mostly borax and baking powder. Anything that has any fragrance or smell I avoid. There is one brand of dishwashing detergent that I can use and several brands of  scouring powder. I hope you find some of this helpful and useful. I have not seen any evidence that Celiac Disease is involved with migraines or glaucoma. Please come back if you have questions or if what I wrote doesn't make senseto you. We sometimes haveto learn by experience and finding out why we have some problems. Take care.       The report did not mention migraines. 
    • Mari
      Hi Jmartes71 That is so much like my story! You probably know where Laytonville is and that's where I was living just before my 60th birthday when the new Dr. suggested I could have Celiacs. I didn't go on a gluten challange diet before having the Celiac panel blood test drawn. The results came back as equivical as one antibody level was very high but another, tissue transaminasewas normal. Itdid show I was  allergic to cows milk and I think hot peppers. I immediately went gluten free but did not go in for an endoscopy. I found an online lab online that would do the test to show if I had a main celiac gene (enterolab.com). The report came back that I had inherited a main celiac gene, DQ8, from one parent and a D!6 from the other parent. That combination is knows to sym[tons of celiac worse than just inheriting one main celiac gene. With my version of celiac disease I was mostly constipated but after going gluten-free I would have diarrhea the few times I was glutened either by cross contamination or eating some food containing gluten. I have stayed gluten-free for almost 20 years now and knew within a few days that it was right for me although my recovery has been slow.   When I go to see a  medical provide and tell them I have celiacs they don't believe me. The same when I tell them that I carry a main celiac gene, the DQ8. It is only when I tell them that I get diarrhea after eating gluten that they realize that I might have celiac disease. Then they will order th Vitamin B12 and D3 that I need to monitor as my B12 levels can go down very fast if I'm not taking enough of it. Medical providers haven't been much help in my recovery. They are not well trained in this problem. I really hope this helps ypu. Take care.      
    • knitty kitty
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.