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Darn210 Enthusiast

My kids are on spring break in April. I'm headed to the school right now. I didn't post it but even though I sent my son to school on Wednesday, my daughter ended up home sick on Thursday and Friday. So now I'm behind in my school work.

I bet we asked about a half a dozen times this weekend if everybody had their homework done . . . which was followed with . . .Yes!!! I'm Done!!! So on the way to the bus stop, my daughter says . . . "Mom, I need my reading log. It's on the clipboard" I send her on out and go looking for the missing reading log. . . and can you guess it? . . . it was not done. She did all her reading but she is suppose to write about something she read. So I sent it on the bus with her with the clipboard so she can try and get it done before she gets there!!!! KIDS!!!!

I spent about 2 1/2 hours on the phone last night with my best buddy K. Whenever K and I are together we tend to shop. It can be for clothes but usually it's for our houses. Now that she has moved to Massachusetts we don't get to do that . . . so for 2 1/2 hours, we were on various websites looking at kitchen cabinets and hardware, door handles and lock kits, comparing finishes and styles, etc. Wasn't quite the same (no money was actually spent) but I did get quite a shopping fix and some home updating opinions/advice. I have announced to my husband that I am de-brassifying the house (all light fixtures, door hardware, etc $$$$$$). He took it well.


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Sillies I thought of you all today whilest I surfed through the channels while folding laundry. My fair Brady was on VH1, which has Greg brady and that model Adreinne Curry from the Surreal Life. I guess they are still together. Anyway in this episode she was laying in bed and suddenly sticks her rear in the air and says A$$'s of Thunder and farts louder than I have ever heard....on national Tv.....

A$$ of Thunder!!!!!!!!! :lol: that's brilliant! But(t) - on national TV - mygawd.... :unsure: quite the bawdy one, ain't she?

LITTLE wicked me arse!!! Sue's a big fat meanie!!!

<i'm telling>

MAAAAAAAAAAA-ahhhhhhhhhhhmmmm!!!!!!

<susie's not herself w/out her kissey-boy>

:o Noooooooooooooooooooo don't cancel the BevMo order!!!!!!!!!!! :P OMG - you do know I was being totally silly, just adding some levity......but I agree with Em - - it's a very unfortunate situation (I am sleepy and she phrased it all better than I can at present).....

My serious thoughts on it are that John is in enormous pain, if he needs to take the vicodin WITH the Phaerie :blink: and in the morning?

Sadly, I am speaking from direct experience here. In Monterey - aka "The Lost Years" - - and even upon first returning to Fresno back in aught-four (living in House of Terror :ph34r: ), I would occasionally drink, say, an entire bottle (or more) of wine, and take a few Klonepin with it or some other significant drug(s). Very sad. [though - never started before 1 or 2 in the afternoon] Lauren called them my Marilyn Monroe weekends......and obviously it's all about masking deep pain....... poor John - needs to go to MEETINGS I'd say...... (and BTW a sidenote - this is the only time I was/am thankful for Celiac - improper absorption so liver levels are perfect! :blink: )

but poor YOU! This is pretty untenable. I would suggest having a talk with him but....I fear that's futile.....so I'd start praying for a big change....... as in, he suddenly must move out and you acquire a more normal chap to move in.......

Boy, some sadness lingers here today.

Just reading about Jeff. He had battled cancer all of his life, and music truly helped him get through the pain of treatment and the knowledge that his life would likely be a short one. I will listen to his songs differently, now...I'm sure I'll hear new things.

I read about him last night. Wow, what a life and an inspiration. Will look for some stuff on youtube later......

I so for 2 1/2 hours, we were on various websites looking at kitchen cabinets and hardware, door handles and lock kits, comparing finishes and styles, etc. Wasn't quite the same (no money was actually spent) but I did get quite a shopping fix and some home updating opinions/advice. I have announced to my husband that I am de-brassifying the house (all light fixtures, door hardware, etc $$$$$$). He took it well.

:lol: I do this with several friends.... "hey, I'm about to order this shirt/shoes/Lady of Leeeeeeeeeezure suit, whaddya think?" and then we're both looking at it in seconds................

<sometimes I DON"T hate technology but don't tell Kissey> :ph34r::lol:

where is everyone? :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
where is everyone? :unsure:

I am with my medical monitor today. We are going over my 2 new patients on my new study. She is really impressed so far so that makes me happy :) I am excited! I was worried about this visit. Plus she is a Weggies fan and doesn't have a store near her, so I am going to offer to grab her some stuff if she wants anything for the next time she comes.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon sillies!!!

Kids had a week off school last week - and will have 2 weeks off over Easter :rolleyes:

Loving Emily's Mums new buzzword :lol::lol:

Good GOD...I don't think I have ever heard my Mum swear.....except...maybe :unsure: when I told her I was marrying Terry :lol:

Emily - YES be very grateful your daughter still thinks boys are disgusting!!!! ( I'm absolutely sure I would be a nervous wreck if I had 3 girls instead of boys!! :o )

I seem to be losing my voice without any accompanying man-flu type ailments :huh:

However - it has done wonders for my singing voice - adding a sultry,husky tone...........well, *I* think so singing in my car :lol:

Re drinking: Terry also thought he could drink anyone under the table pre celiac disease dx...... :lol: .......still has trouble accepting that he is DRUNK after 3 glasses of wine now :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

......had to chuckle...... I was reading a 'normal' post (you know.....stuff about <what's it called??...oh yeah ..celiac disease>...anywho....saw Janet's avatar in amongst the 'normal' posts..... :lol::lol::lol:

People must be thinking ''Absinthe gone mobile????''.......WTF???????? :huh:

elye Community Regular
I have announced to my husband that I am de-brassifying the house (all light fixtures, door hardware, etc $$$). He took it well.

I actually am getting somewhat tired of the brassy stuff around here, as well....what are you replacing it with?

I am with my medical monitor today. We are going over my 2 new patients on my new study. She is really impressed so far so that makes me happy.

Good one, Amanda! Thankfully, you kept our brain this week....think she wouldn't have been as impressed if you'd been without it. :lol:

What's your new study about? Does it by any chance deal with cognitively healthy seniors who suddenly want to be cool, compromising all dignity, decorum, etc.? :rolleyes:

I seem to be losing my voice without any accompanying man-flu type ailments :huh:

However - it has done wonders for my singing voice - adding a sultry,husky tone...........

Nikki, you're temporarily a 1-900 voice..... :lol:

......had to chuckle...... I was reading a 'normal' post (you know.....stuff about <what's it called??...oh yeah ..celiac disease>...anywho....saw Janet's avatar in amongst the 'normal' posts.....

People must be thinking ''Absinthe gone mobile????''.......WTF????????

It's so true...imagine what they're thinking of us. No bloody wonder I so often see a new name checking us out over here, and suddenly, the name is gone! :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Re drinking: Terry also thought he could drink anyone under the table pre celiac disease dx...... :lol: .......still has trouble accepting that he is DRUNK after 3 glasses of wine now :lol:

:lol: yes, absorption is a jerk, ain't it? :lol:

EDIT: um, I put in the word b!tch and it gave us JERK in above sentence :lol:

OMG - Nicola - those peni$ dooby boppers? what were they called? 100 calories :lol:

......had to chuckle...... I was reading a 'normal' post (you know.....stuff about <what's it called??...oh yeah ..celiac disease>...anywho....saw Janet's avatar in amongst the 'normal' posts....

People must be thinking ''Absinthe gone mobile????''.......WTF???????? :huh:

dear gawd - what MUST they think, indeed? :lol: :lol:

It's so true...imagine what they're thinking of us. No bloody wonder I so often see a new name checking us out over here, and suddenly, the name is gone!

:lol:

OMG I know - - and a couple of them - didn't they stop and say hi to us? and then.....POOF - gone...........realized they didn't want their reputations sullied by these Slattern Sillies..... :lol:


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Good one, Amanda! Thankfully, you kept our brain this week....think she wouldn't have been as impressed if you'd been without it. :lol:

What's your new study about? Does it by any chance deal with cognitively healthy seniors who suddenly want to be cool, compromising all dignity, decorum, etc.? :rolleyes:

Actually all my studies are for cancer patients, this one is for Lung Cancer

:OMG I know - - and a couple of them - didn't they stop and say hi to us? and then.....POOF - gone...........realized they didn't want their reputations sullied by these Slattern Sillies..... :lol:

my gosh you would think we had STD's or sumthing?

Darn210 Enthusiast
......had to chuckle...... I was reading a 'normal' post (you know.....stuff about <what's it called??...oh yeah ..celiac disease>...anywho....saw Janet's avatar in amongst the 'normal' posts..... :lol::lol::lol:

People must be thinking ''Absinthe gone mobile????''.......WTF???????? :huh:

WHAT THE . . . .!!!!!

I don't post in the "normal" area!!!!! Someone must have made a copy of my av!!! Don't you hate when people do that . . . make a copy and then go posting everywhere and make it hard to tell who is who???? EEEEE-GADDDDSSSSS!!!! SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
WHAT THE . . . .!!!!!

I don't post in the "normal" area!!!!! Someone must have made a copy of my av!!! Don't you hate when people do that . . . make a copy and then go posting everywhere and make it hard to tell who is who???? EEEEE-GADDDDSSSSS!!!! SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!

barking mad :lol: :lol:

OMG - those peanut butter cookies (TO DIE FOR!) from Trader Joe's? Well. They are 12 per box, and so the first two nights I baked four - ate them all myself. :ph34r: (kissey, if you can actually believe this, does NOT like pb cookies. What in HELL??? :blink: )

So anywho. Last night, third night in a row of my cookie binge snacking, i look at the "portion size" etc. on the box.

Um, serving size is ONE COOKIE (bloody b@#$%$#% it's one cookie! :angry: )........fat grams - 12 each - calories - 200 each.......so........you all know I"m not so good at the mathS but..........dear gawd....even Dingy can figure out that within five minutes I"d consumed 800 calories and nearly 50 fat grams :o ....no wonder the Food Baby has been growing (and kicking).............. :ph34r::o:blink:

Evil. Those cookies are EEEEEEEEEEEE-VILLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<I only ate two last night>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I endulged in brownies......5 of them to be exact that I made with the gfp mix.....I am looking forward to going home and topping them with chocolate ice cream....why not go to town right?

I took the day off tomorrow, turns out you have to go to the court house to change your name....If that is the case why do they give you an envelope and tell you to mail the form back????? goverment I will never understand. I also have my big "female" appointment too. I also need to go to the DMV and get my liscense done too with the name change and the bank....ugh and the list continues!

elye Community Regular
Actually all my studies are for cancer patients, this one is for Lung Cancer

Jeff Healey apparently had a rare form of lung cancer that is not brought on by cigarette smoke...he had it as a child, and most recently it had spread. You just don't think of the lungs developing cancer unless one smokes. :(

my gosh you would think we had STD's or sumthing?

Ah, but here in Sillyville we DO have STDs.....Super-Titillating Discourse..... :lol:

....no wonder the Food Baby has been growing (and kicking)..............

:lol::lol: Susie said food baby.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
I actually am getting somewhat tired of the brassy stuff around here, as well....what are you replacing it with?

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link . . . with Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link . . . with Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link (ours are actually far more hideous than this one) . . . with Open Original Shared Link and Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing something sort of like Open Original Shared Link. . . with Open Original Shared Link.

Nasty corroded brass sink fixtures replaced with shiny chrome ones.

Not all of those are exactly right . . . but sumptin' like dat . . . it's enough to put a ding in the wallet . . . yOWWWWsa!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Jeff Healey apparently had a rare form of lung cancer that is not brought on by cigarette smoke...he had it as a child, and most recently it had spread. You just don't think of the lungs developing cancer unless one smokes. :(

Actually lung cancer can be brought on by exposure to absestos.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jeff Healey apparently had a rare form of lung cancer that is not brought on by cigarette smoke...he had it as a child, and most recently it had spread. You just don't think of the lungs developing cancer unless one smokes. :(

Actually lung cancer can be brought on by exposure to absestos.

My nonsmoking grandmother died from a rare form of lung cancer. . . don't know about her exposure to asbestos . . . not like she worked in construction or anything but who knows what all they did with it before they realized how dangerous it was.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
WHAT THE . . . .!!!!!

I don't post in the "normal" area!!!!! Someone must have made a copy of my av!!! Don't you hate when people do that . . . make a copy and then go posting everywhere and make it hard to tell who is who???? EEEEE-GADDDDSSSSS!!!! SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!

Knew you couldn't be all sensible an' nat

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link . . . with Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link . . . with Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing Open Original Shared Link (ours are actually far more hideous than this one) . . . with Open Original Shared Link and Open Original Shared Link.

I'm replacing something sort of like Open Original Shared Link. . . with Open Original Shared Link.

Nasty corroded brass sink fixtures replaced with shiny chrome ones.

Not all of those are exactly right . . . but sumptin' like dat . . . it's enough to put a ding in the wallet . . . yOWWWWsa!!

It's all FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

...but dear GAAAAAAWD!!!!!.....everything MATCHES!!!!!!!!!.......you can NEVER, I say NEVER see my house (should you ever come to London)

Some might describe my house as 'lived in', 'Eclectic' even but I call it a sh#t hole :lol:

elye Community Regular

Gorgeous stuff, Janet. I absolutely luuurrrrvvvve cast iron, but it's so expensive....and heavy...so I shall live another day with me brassy stuff....

Actually lung cancer can be brought on by exposure to absestos.

...and second-hand smoke, which I'm sure Jeff Healey was inhaling at a tremendous rate, being in jazz clubs and concert venues for years...

Some might describe my house as 'lived in', 'Eclectic' even but I call it a sh#t hole :lol:

Well, we all know that my mom would call it fan-f*ckin'-tastic.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well, we all know that my mom would call it fan-f*ckin'-tastic.....

Love that phrase!

tom Contributor

Well here's some pretty harrumphable business (<cue Oz music> .. .If ever harrumphable biz there was .. ..)

Knew I had a tire to replace, but didn't expect it to be totally flat today. Wasn't flat at all yesterday.

No biggie .. .10min to change to stupid mini-tire & on my way right? Wrong!!! Somehow the MINI-SPARE IS FLAT TOO!!!!!

<if ever harrumphable biz there was .. ..>

:o Noooooooooooooooooooo don't cancel the BevMo order!!!!!!!!!!! :P OMG - you do know I was being totally silly, just adding some levity......

It was the wrong day for that for me.

I actually had to read the post 3x before finding a trace of humor.

My serious thoughts on it are that John is in enormous pain, if he needs to take the vicodin WITH the Phaerie :blink: and in the morning?

No morning Phaerie, 'just' beer & vic.

He's had the vic for many months, waiting for an actual medical need or . .. ..whatever yesterday was.

I did ask him earlier today by txt; got this back:

"Sorry man... ... Just got in a funk was all. Went to the gym this morning and took it out on that. Feelin' better. Thanks for puttin' up with me. : P "

So either he doesn't know himself what brings da funk (to THIS 7:30am-git-fukt-up-asap level???), or just won't say.

Sadly, I am speaking from direct experience here. In Monterey - aka "The Lost Years" - - and even upon first returning to Fresno back in aught-four . . ..

. .. . ..Marilyn Monroe weekends.....

. .. . .. .and obviously it's all about masking deep pain....... poor John -

While I agree that seems like a reasonable assumption - I've been there in the past too - no other evidence fits.

He's got too much goin' on.

Just Thurs/Fri, he & 2 work buddies planned a round-the-world trip, using freq flyer miles, that includes Tokyo, London & Amsterdam at a minimum.

There's the flurry of dating & yesterday wasn't about wallowing.

He spent a couple hrs out at the park watching friends play bball, riding the bike back a couple times to grab another couple beers.

And other 'out, being w/ people' activities.

.....so I'd start praying for a big change....... as in, he suddenly must move out and you acquire a more normal chap to move in.......

I'd be the one to move.

To a 1bdrm place.

[shhhhit I'm writing too much about my stupid problems]

I don't post in the "normal" area!!!!! Someone must have made a copy of my av!!! Don't you hate when people do that . . . make a copy and then go posting everywhere and make it hard to tell who is who???? EEEEE-GADDDDSSSSS!!!! SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!

:lol: <chuckle chuckle> (thanks, I needed that)

:)

Ah, but here in Sillyville we DO have STDs.....Super-Titillating Discourse..... :lol:

:lol:

And now off to deal w/ 2 flat tires .. ...

CarlaB Enthusiast
Ooh-La-La!!!!!

Carla's lookin' Red-Carpet hot!!!!

Carla! You look beautiful!

Thank you. :)

I've met someone from the forum. :D Kassandra is here visiting for a few days. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
It was the wrong day for that for me.

I actually had to read the post 3x before finding a trace of humor.

:o

I am shocked that you took it this way.....OMG - were I to insult of offend you, I"d NOT do it in a public forum, and LEAST of all in the silly thread!!!!!!!!!!!

:huh:

sorry to have offended.

Jestgar Rising Star
I'd be the one to move.

To a 1bdrm place.

[shhhhit I'm writing too much about my stupid problems]

well, I just rented a room to my (2nd) ex, so I'll keep y'all updated on how that goes

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy Belated Mothering Day Nikkeigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGAWD- Emily- your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:lol: :lol: "fan-f*ckin'-tastic, young man." My dad will be 78 in April and i would DIE if he ever said that. If my mom had ever said it, I would have thought she had gone fan-f*#ing- LOONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

Diamonds should fall out of the sky when this happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mygawd......

Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

I am really, really sad.

Ooh-La-La!!!!!

Carla's lookin' Red-Carpet hot!!!!

Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki, you're temporarily a 1-900 voice..... :lol:

OmGAWD- I NEED a job- this could be perfect. Or PURR-fect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

my gosh you would think we had STD's or sumthing?

We don't?????? :huh:

OMG - those peanut butter cookies (TO DIE FOR!) from Trader Joe's?

Um, serving size is ONE COOKIE (bloody b@#$%$#% it's one cookie! :angry: )........fat grams - 12 each - calories - 200 each.......

Evil. Those cookies are EEEEEEEEEEEE-VILLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhm..one time I ate them out of the freezeer in 2 days :ph34r: :ph34r: Not allowed to buy them anymore.

Some might describe my house as 'lived in', 'Eclectic' even but I call it a sh#t hole :lol:

MY BIL calls my decor "hippy preppy eclectic" :ph34r:

Tom- Sorry about the roomie situation- I feel bad for both of you :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies! Guess what!

My sister and her baby are coming to spend the night, they should be here any moment now. I invited her down for the day tomorrow but she is going to come tonight instead. We are going to get my name changed and then do some shopping!!! so excited!!! talk to you all laters!

Mtndog Collaborator

Uncle Ray is back in da hood- all is very definitely not right with the world!

SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand'.

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      @NanceK, I do have Hypersensitivity Type Four reaction to Sulfa drugs, a sulfa allergy.  Benfotiamine and other forms of Thiamine do not bother me at all.  There's sulfur in all kinds of Thiamine, yet our bodies must have it as an essential nutrient to make life sustaining enzymes.  The sulfur in thiamine is in a ring which does not trigger sulfa allergy like sulfites in a chain found in pharmaceuticals.  Doctors are not given sufficient education in nutrition (nor chemistry in this case).  I studied Nutrition before earning a degree in Microbiology.  I wanted to know what vitamins were doing inside the body.   Thiamine is safe and nontoxic even in high doses.   Not feeling well after starting Benfotiamine is normal.  It's called the "thiamine paradox" and is equivalent to an engine backfiring if it's not been cranked up for a while.  Mine went away in about three days.  I took a B Complex, magnesium and added molybdenum for a few weeks. It's important to add a B Complex with all eight essential B vitamins. Supplementing just one B vitamin can cause lows in some of the others and result in feeling worse, too.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption of all the B vitamins, not just thiamine.  You need all eight.  Thiamine forms including Benfotiamine interact with each of the other B vitamins in some way.  It's important to add a magnesium glycinate or chelate supplement as well.  Forms of Thiamine including Benfotiamine need magnesium to make those life sustaining enzymes.  (Don't use magnesium oxide.  It's not absorbed well.  It pulls water into the intestines and is used to relieve constipation.)   Molybdenum is a trace mineral that helps the body utilize forms of Thiamine.   Molybdenum supplements are available over the counter.  It's not unusual to be low in molybdenum if low in thiamine.   I do hope you will add the necessary supplements and try Benfotiamine again. Science-y Explanation of Thiamine Paradox: https://hormonesmatter.com/paradoxical-reactions-with-ttfd-the-glutathione-connection/#google_vignette
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      Your goal is not to be a good puppet, there is no gain in that. You might want to restart the ones that helped.  It sounds more like you are suffering from malnutrition.  Gluten free foods are not fortified with things like Thiamine (B1), vitamin D, Iodine, B1,2,3,5,6 and 12 as non-gluten free products are required to be. There is a Catch-22 here.  Malnutrition can cause SIBO, and SIBO can worsen malnutrition. Another possibility is side effects from any medication that are taking.  I was on Metformin 3 months before it turned me into a zombi.  I had crippling side effects from most of the BP meds tried on me, and Losartan has many of the side effects on me from my pre gluten free days. Because you have been gluten free, you can test and talk until you are blue in the face but all of your tests will be negative.  Without gluten, you will not create the antigen against gluten, no antigens to gluten, so no small intestine damage from the antigens.  You will need to do a gluten challange to test positive if you need an official diagnosis, and even then, no guaranty: 10 g of gluten per day for 6 weeks! Then a full panel of Celiac tests and biopsy. At a minimum consider vitamin D, Liquid Iodine (unless you have dermatitis herpetiformis and iodine exasperates the rash), and Liquid Geritol. Push for vitamin D testing and a consult with a nutritionist experienced with Celiack Disease.  Most blood tests don't indicate nutritional deficiencies.  Your thyroid tests can be perfect, yet not indicate iodine deficiency for example.  Thiamine   test fine, but not pick up on beriberi.  Vegans are often B12 deficient because meat, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy are the primary souces of B12. Here is what I take daily.  10,000 IU vitamin D3 750 mg g a b a [   ] 200 mg CoQ10 [   ] 100 mg DHEA [   ] 250 mg thiamine B1 [   ] 100 mg of B2 [   ] 500 mg B5 pantothenic acid [   ] 100 mg B6 [   ] 1000 micrograms B12 n [   ] 500 mg vitamin c [   ] 500 mg taurine [   ] 200 mg selenium   
    • NanceK
      Hi…Just a note that if you have an allergy to sulfa it’s best not to take Benfotiamine. I bought a bottle and tried one without looking into it first and didn’t feel well.  I checked with my pharmacist and he said not to take it with a known sulfa allergy. I was really bummed because I thought it would help my energy level, but I was thankful I was given this info before taking more of it. 
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
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