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jerseyangel Proficient
When, O when, shall we all meeteth together?

We must put our heads together to someday make this happen.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Sillieeeeeessssssss,

I'm driving myself nuts :( I've already started getting stuff together for my weekend trip.....I've changed my mind on one outfit (the one for Sunday) and I'm gonna hate tomorrow when I actually have to pack and get the food ready that I'm bringing to the party. Of course, that doesn't count the food I have to bring for myself...and the water :huh:

Gawd....this is supposed to be fun. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill :lol: I know this, but do it anyway :huh:

Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

psawyer Proficient
I've toiled this afternoon getting rid of all evidence of the unfortunate linkage snafu. B) Don't quite know how it happened--some sort of odd mixup, I suspect, but it wasn't the unamused poster....she just happened onto it. Probably would have happened sooner or later. ;)

Onward and upward! :P

Really???

The links are gone now so I can't test it out for meself.

And, this has had an astonishing side effect! Scott deleted two posts from page 2 of this thread. This has caused the very foundation of Sillyville to warp. That which they always worried about on Star Trek has happened to Sillyville. The first post on page 800 is now a post by, wait for it, jerseyangel.

The top two posts on every page from 3 onwards have been moved to the bottom of the previous page.

My poor head is spinning. :o :o

jerseyangel Proficient
And, this has had an astonishing side effect! Scott deleted two posts from page 2 of this thread. This has caused the very foundation of Sillyville to warp. That which they always worried about on Star Trek has happened to Sillyville. The first post on page 800 is now a post by, wait for it, jerseyangel.

The top two posts on every page from 3 onwards have been moved to the bottom of the previous page.

My poor head is spinning. :o :o

Well Peter, congratulations. You've uncovered my diabolical scheme to be the new ruler--by default. In one fell swoop, I have taken control of and shaken Silliville to it's core. B)

Be afraid, my Sillies, be very afraid..... :o

Who knew? :lol:

tom Contributor
Well, for the first time, I just got busted for over emoticonizing! How utterly style-cramping and expressiveness-squashing! HARUMPH!

Oh Poopy Cow!!!!

Thanks! Hey that's a good idea... Actually, I hit the snooze button for about 30 minutes anyway, lol ... So if I put the patch on the first time I hit it, then by the time I'm really awake, it'll be working. Perfect!

Heyyyyyyy that's quite a system you've got there. I think you're home-free once the 1st day is done, tho I know they say 3 days.

Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

:( wowwwwwww

I don't suppose there's any documentation from the kinesiologist visit and/or short gluten-free time of feeling better . . .. .

:ph34r: I used to fear that I'd get shock-therapy against my will.

It's a lot less far-fetched than you'd think. :ph34r:

.. . The first post on page 800 is now a post by, wait for it, jerseyangel.

Very very interesting piece of sleuthing & sussing of the pertinent impact of this short-sighted near-vandalesque perturbation of order.

:lindablairheadspinfacenotthelaunchingpeasouplunchonethothathasitsplacetoo:

lol how hard is that to read?

~alex~ Explorer
Alas, trying to keep chin up- Kurt and I are going to the Cape/Nantucket this weekend. It's going to rain all weekend and I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

JEALOUS!!!! :P Are you going to drink hot chocolate by the fire and play a board game as you watch the rain? Not that I've imagined how I would spend my time in my cottage on the Cape! :lol: I'm not jealous of how you're feeling though :( . I hope you don't too feel to wretched to enjoy your time on the Cape. I just love saying the Cape lol.

Well Peter, congratulations. You've uncovered my diabolical scheme to be the new ruler--by default. In one fell swoop, I have taken control of and shaken Silliville to it's core. B)

Be afraid, my Sillies, be very afraid..... :o

Who knew? :lol:

Weird!!! You orchestrated all of this didn't you Patti. A royal coup! A bloodless coup I hope!! :P

elye Community Regular
Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

Patti. :(:(

This is HEINOUS.

The first post on page 800 is now a post by, wait for it, jerseyangel.

The top two posts on every page from 3 onwards have been moved to the bottom of the previous page.

Well Peter, congratulations. You've uncovered my diabolical scheme to be the new ruler--by default. In one fell swoop, I have taken control of and shaken Silliville to it's core. B)

Be afraid, my Sillies, be very afraid..... :o

Who knew?

:o:o:lol::lol::o:o

OMG.........!!!!!!!

A Bloodless Coup!!!!!........By our own Patti....Our angelic, nurturing, innocent, in-her-jammies-by-nine Patti......

So clever...so deviously BRILLIANT....move all the posts back by two, causing a shift in the royal flipover position. All it takes is a quick, stealthy change of a single website address from the early pages, and WHAMMO! New royalty.......things are quite warped and convoluted and .....oh...the ramifications....

Maybe I am now in a past Queen position!!! Perhaps I am the first on page 300, or 400.....a queen that never got to see her day..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol:


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Well Peter, congratulations. You've uncovered my diabolical scheme to be the new ruler--by default. In one fell swoop, I have taken control of and shaken Silliville to it's core. B)

Be afraid, my Sillies, be very afraid..... :o

Who knew? :lol:

Ahhhhhh . . . so now we know who messed with Richard's link!!!!!

Tom . . . lindablairemoticon . . . :lol::lol::lol:

Patti . . . shock therapy!!! . . . holy cow!!! . . . I didn't know they still did that . . . why wouldn't you try -- Oh, just about anything (including gluten-free) -- before you go through that???

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti . . . shock therapy!!! . . . holy cow!!! . . . I didn't know they still did that . . . why wouldn't you try -- Oh, just about anything (including gluten-free) -- before you go through that???

I know--I could hardly believe it. This is supposedly a "top doc" psychiatrist. <_< They said she would be anaethetised and the whole thing would take about 15 minutes. They hope to "reset" things in her brain. Sounds barbaric to me.

Tom--I can believe it isn't far-fetched, as I highly doubt she would have a lot of say in this.

jerseyangel Proficient
.....oh...the ramifications....

Maybe I am now in a past Queen position!!! Perhaps I am the first on page 300, or 400.....a queen that never got to see her day..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol:

This effectively changes the whole course of history here--I'm dizzy just thinking about it :o

A bloodless coup--well we can thank our lucky stars I didn't have a big number coming up or you never know what might have gone down.

elye Community Regular

Oh, we've got a worm theme prevailing around here....

Jack brought home his first assignment in their spring science curriculum on parasitic creatures. It's the lovely little guinea worm......

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.............

Open Original Shared Link

....Now, now, Patti - - leave this alone.....no more messing with web page addresses..... :rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Jack brought home his first assignment in their spring science curriculum on parasitic creatures. It's the lovely little guinea worm......

I'll try to restrain myself! :lol:

But....e-w-w-w-w-w-w---gross! Did you read that page???? :o

Does Jack have a strong stomach? :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator
Actually, all we've got are phone numbers and no plans . . . Bev's got a very busy schedule . . . she's going to try and squeeze me in.

Yeah...between episodes of Law and Order :P and infusing antibiotics and napping :P Actually, I am on an officially ordered TWO WEEK break from my antibiotics! Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev said Nantucket & chin in the same sentence. :P:lol:

Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I once knew an man from Nantucket :P. It was actually his CHIN that was long! That limerick was all wrong!

:rolleyes: Can you imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue? :lol:

OMG- we'd be the BEST Friends ever.

Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

Oh gawd Patti- I know that it has gotten better (less barbaric) but it's a last resort. I seriously can't believe someone would go through that rather than change their diet :huh: I'm really sorry.

:lindablairheadspinfacenotthelaunchingpeasouplunchonethothathasitsplacetoo:

lol how hard is that to read?

Ptaum- You is getting funnier by the day No Soy Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEALOUS!!!! :P Are you going to drink hot chocolate by the fire and play a board game as you watch the rain? Not that I've imagined how I would spend my time in my cottage on the Cape! :lol: I'm not jealous of how you're feeling though :( . I hope you don't too feel to wretched to enjoy your time on the Cape. I just love saying the Cape lol.

Hot chocolate, fire, watching the rain? Yepper!!!!!!!!!!! Board games? Hmmm.........gotta think about that. Alex- you and your Cape/Nantucket/Long Island thing are too cute!

Sarah- Hope you get a better night's sleep tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Diabolical Patti!!! :ph34r: whoda thunk it????

:lol:

I just love saying the Cape lol.

:lol:

Weird!!! You orchestrated all of this didn't you Patti. A royal coup! A bloodless coup I hope!! :P

Bloodless seems confirmed. Fluidless, I'm not so sure.

Patti . . . shock therapy!!! . . . holy cow!!! . . . I didn't know they still did that . . . why wouldn't you try -- Oh, just about anything (including gluten-free) -- before you go through that???

I'd try a toothpaste & pinecone diet before agreeing to THAT!

I've heard of individuals who voluntarily have it done regularly, but it just scares me.

Would anyone really ever hear about instances where it's detrimental??

They talk about the reset but can't quite explain it.

All I could think was "I AM my brain. I'm not my body. I . .. . . .am . .. . . .my .. . . brain. Don't **** w/ my brain!!!!!!"

(To be clear - I don't mean to imply I've actually been in a facility where they do this)

elye Community Regular
But....e-w-w-w-w-w-w---gross! Did you read that page???? :o

Does Jack have a strong stomach? :unsure:

Yes......stronger than mine, anyway.....

I DID read it, and it's really grossing me out the door. This awful little creature is almost worse to think about than any that are expelled anally.....:spinningpeasoupface:

tom Contributor
Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I once knew an man from Nantucket :P. It was actually his CHIN that was long! That limerick was all wrong!

I .. . .There was . .. . .. .ack!!

Oh forget it, I can't say that!!!!!

Ptaum- You is getting funnier by the day No Soy Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee

<to the tune of "What a Difference a Day Makes">

What a ..

Oh darn I ruined the surprise

:angry:

(Do I *really* hafta go look at the websiteparasite from verse 6 of "Things That Make Ya Go Ewwww" ?)

Jestgar Rising Star
And, this has had an astonishing side effect! Scott deleted two posts from page 2 of this thread. This has caused the very foundation of Sillyville to warp. That which they always worried about on Star Trek has happened to Sillyville. The first post on page 800 is now a post by, wait for it, jerseyangel.

In the most subtle, unexpected way, she has done it again. We have ALL been Patti'd.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
...but... :unsure: .....I'm scared..... :unsure:

why are you scared?

Me, too!! When, O when, shall we all meeteth together?

Yes tis better be soon, we are overdue for an in-person silly fest!

Sillieeeeeessssssss,

I'm driving myself nuts :( I've already started getting stuff together for my weekend trip.....I've changed my mind on one outfit (the one for Sunday) and I'm gonna hate tomorrow when I actually have to pack and get the food ready that I'm bringing to the party. Of course, that doesn't count the food I have to bring for myself...and the water :huh:

Gawd....this is supposed to be fun. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill :lol: I know this, but do it anyway :huh:

Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

Patti- it will be a fun weekend :)

tom Contributor
In the most subtle, unexpected way, she has done it again. We have ALL been Patti'd.

:lol: :lol:

Hey Jess, little favor to ask . .. .short article and I can't tell if it might again be total bs.

Seems to claim leaky-gut can CAUSE depression. I can see correlation but for causality I'd have to know what all those words MEAN!!

https://www.celiac.com/articles/21547/1/The...tion/Page1.html

****

Hey .. . . . <_<

Susie feelin' ok? Poop-throughs sans posts while such ample comedic fodder AND questionable psychiatric practices comments lie in wait?

jerseyangel Proficient
In the most subtle, unexpected way, she has done it again. We have ALL been Patti'd.

B)

tom Contributor

**Band on break** :):P

I bumped into this article on North America's earliest humans, pre-dating Clovis by 1000 yrs. Open Original Shared Link

This cracked me up:

"To make sure the Oregon cave material hadn't been contaminated with modern DNA, the researchers tested more than 50 people who worked at the site. The DNA testing indicated that the feces belonged to Native Americans in two groups that can be traced to Siberia and East Asia."

"Awright!!! Which archeologist crapped in the cave?? Earl?? AGAIN???"

P.S. Well dingitydang it said DingoGirl down dere .. . ..'twere but a ruse?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Janet!! Another project for you.....we need you to superimpose roomie behind Ptaum's worm in his new av. In fact, he could go everywhere...at the feet of the Kisseys in Big Sur, underneath the bar where my absinthe girl sits, beside Landen, wrapped around Patti's crystal glasses, or around Julie.... :lol::rolleyes:

oh dear gawd......this is brilliant.......... :lol:

Clearly Susie is Phoebe!!!!!!!!!!!!"Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

Busted. :ph34r: I actually DO sing in public, randomly, just outbursts here and there. Ask Kissey. :lol:

:rolleyes: Can you imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue? :lol:

:lol: Patti said hijinks and.....snafu. :lol:

Patti - - I FEEL your pain!!!!!!!!!!!! traveling/packing is HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG sillies - - Kissey got here an hour ago - - I forgot I was writing - -

MORE LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am GOBSMACKED with amusement over today's/Patti's COUP and OVERTHROW of the reigns.......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

more tomorrow - - I have never been MORE AMUSED on the silly thread

:wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Thanks! Hey that's a good idea... Actually, I hit the snooze button for about 30 minutes anyway, lol ... So if I put the patch on the first time I hit it, then by the time I'm really awake, it'll be working. Perfect!

Now that sounds like my kind of alarm clock....30 MIN SNOOZE!!!....perfect!!

Every alarm clock I have ever owned has had a 9 min snooze <_< .....why 9 mins???

Sillieeeeeessssssss,

I'm driving myself nuts :( I've already started getting stuff together for my weekend trip.....I've changed my mind on one outfit (the one for Sunday) and I'm gonna hate tomorrow when I actually have to pack and get the food ready that I'm bringing to the party. Of course, that doesn't count the food I have to bring for myself...and the water :huh:

Gawd....this is supposed to be fun. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill :lol: I know this, but do it anyway :huh:

Oh gaaaawd....Patti's in meltdown mode!!!!!!! :o

Oh--on a related note, I talked to my mom today and she told me that my sister's doctor wants to try shock therapy :o For cryin' out loud....why can't they do an antibody test before they resort to such measures? :angry:

So very sad :(

Yeah...between episodes of Law and Order :P and infusing antibiotics and napping :P Actually, I am on an officially ordered TWO WEEK break from my antibiotics! Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

GADS...Law & Order???....Daytime naps????........Bev, did you steal my life? (minus the antibiotics ;) )

Have FUN in Nantuckey fried chicken :lol: .....where was it??? :blink::lol:

Having a warm spell here (17celcius) WITH SUNSHINE.....MUST get out in the garden and absorb some vit D...AT ONCE!!!!!!!!

......AND!!....can you believe we all got Patti'd?!?!?!? :o

....I am SHOCKED at the sheer subterfuge...(you gotta watch that Patti :rolleyes: )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

Welcome to Friday!!!!!!

I am so glad it is finally here, this week has lasted forever!

Mtndog Collaborator

We got patti'd- :lol: :lol: It's always the quiet ones! Have you noticed Patti getting funnier and sassier- just like my mom- took me ten years but I had her burping and farting. She would burp (a god one I might add) and I'd say "MOM!" and she would just giggle. Once, only once, did she EVER swera at me and it was so "cute" because she was so hard to rile up that I burst out laughing.

Bloodless seems confirmed. Fluidless, I'm not so sure.

Is anything around here EVER fluidless? :P

Yes......stronger than mine, anyway.....

I DID read it, and it's really grossing me out the door.

Emily say a form of "LIke, oh my GOD, gross me out the door!" :lol: :lol:

Petrified poop found in Oregon cave

"Awright!!! Which archeologist crapped in the cave?? Earl?? AGAIN???"

You know, figures they find poop and not something REALLY interesting. Well, I guess everybody poops!

GADS...Law & Order???....Daytime naps????........Bev, did you steal my life? (minus the antibiotics ;) )

Have FUN in Nantuckey fried chicken :lol: .....where was it??? :blink::lol:

:lol: :lol: Nantuckey Fried Chicken!!!!!!

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