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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Where IS everyone??!!?? Where are the morning posters???

Helloooooooooo. . . . . . .Helloooooooo. . . . . .Hellooooooooo. . . . . .Helloooooooo <---- Echo sound effect

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Where IS everyone??!!?? Where are the morning posters???

I was wondering the same thing.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

HEYYYY!!!

Was everybody deeply concerned about me? Not at my normal 7 am posting position. . .. nothing until late morning? Gad. . .. what on earth is happening with that girl??

Hmmm . .....nuttin' exciting. You can all relax, as I know you were worried. . .... <_<:rolleyes:

Internet was NOT working this morning. Now it seems to be back. :huh:

...And me cursor is here.... . . . . .

So all is good. :)

I have heard something interesting: For some time now, the medical powers that be have been searching for a well-known song with a beat that most closely counts out the proper speed for chest compressions during CPR. They fell upon it last week, and it has now been officially named as the CPR Song.

Very phunny.. . . I am certain that these blokes were not thinking of hammering out the right timing for chest-pounding when they wrote this, but there you are:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have heard something interesting: For some time now, the medical powers that be have been searching for a well-known song with a beat that most closely counts out the proper speed for chest compressions during CPR. They fell upon it last week, and it has now been officially named as the CPR Song.

Very phunny.. . . I am certain that these blokes were not thinking of hammering out the right timing for chest-pounding when they wrote this, but there you are:

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Gads. How did they walk in those pants?

Oddly enough, this song works too

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Hi Everyone,

Just wanted to stop in quick and say hi. Things are still crazy and we have been having good days and bad. Still no silly. Its a shame too....

Hope you all have a great day! Talk to you again.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Gads. How did they walk in those pants?

Oddly enough, this song works too

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It's a little fast, and apparently too many compressions per minute strongly affect the efficacy of the proceedure, as much as not enough compressions. They have it down now - - the optimal number per minute, and I guess they went searching for a song that has that number of BPM. Phunnily ironic. .. . .....

So, I guess we should all be wearing our mp3s and ipods wherever we go, and have Stayin' Alive all cued up. You absolutely never know when someone's gonna collapse in front of you.

...But what if YOU are the one who's collapsed?. . . . ..

Hmmm .. . .must train myself to hum this song while semi-conscious, for those working around me. . .. .... <_<

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi all! :D

I guess it's taking a while to get goin' today.....Monday mornin, and all...

Love the Bee Gees--and Queen, too :P

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hi!!!!!!!!!

Tumble

Weeds

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mygawd.. . . ....

Everybody's got a LIFE today!. . . ....

Thought I'd get on here and have my usual page or so to get caught up on ..... .. but just Bev's and Patti's posts. . .. .... :huh:

Haven't heard from Joooolie in a while. . ....

Hope Soooozie's okay.

And ya know what? I've been thinking about Alex! She has not been here in a long while. . ......has anyone heard from her, or seen her posting at all?

WHERE IS OUR QUEEN???

Imagine having a monarch that has school dances and science homework. . . . . .

Only in Psillyville. .. ...... . . . .. :rolleyes::lol:B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em, I hear from Alex from time to time and she's doing well. :)

I know Julie's having an outbreak, and it's difficult for her to type when it happens. :(

And yeah--what happened to our Queen?? :o This has never happened before.....what to do?

It is awfuly quiet today, though...... :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

I definitely do NOT have a life today, nor for the past several days :lol:

Patti is right I have had a bad breakout and have been pretty sick :( but I am slowly coming back to the land of the living, and I can type a little bit today ....when I disappear that is usually the reason unfortunately, even if I had a life I would be here posting with me Sillies!!! :D

And Nikki has gone to bonnie Scotland!! Lucky lady. I phorgot to tell her to hunt down Gerard Butler for me and bring him back, in a kilt and all!!

Hope all Sillies are well :)

Can you believe Halloween is Friday?!?! Does anyone have any fun plans?

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

What? We need an interim Queen? I AM available for a nominal fee :P

Julie! Glad you're up and about a bit :D

Nikki is in Scotland- I am so jealous!!!! Must be misty and green and beautiful! Hope she doesn't have to eat haggus (sp?).

Halloween? My only plans right now are to wear metallic blue eyelashes whilst giving out treats!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Hmmm 'tis quiet . .....

TOO quiet . .. .. .

<insert thwack of near-miss arrow lodging itself into side of covered wagon>

Oops . ...my bad . ...this is NOT an old western movie I'm in - it's PSILLYVILLE!!!!!!

Busybizzy here . .. ..

Ptaum's tired from packing & some moving & making calls about cable tv & craigslist moving guys w/ trucks etc.

(Mandatory, simple ph calls didn't used to wear me out .. . .. Bah!)

Working tonight . ..& glad me Chicago Bears aren't on Monday Night Football :);)

KniK!!!!!!!! Does London still care about NFL @Wembley?????

Argh hope Jeweleigh's ok soon. (Whoa .. sneakin' on while I'm slowly posting, eh??)

Hiya! And HI all y'all <waving in all directions>

Yes, unprecedented Royal Void w/ our Absentee(n) Queen

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Reading, but no silly. Trying to QC my 700 some odd samples (think:transferring drops of water from one tray of little well to a different tray of little wells, but in a random order).

Gender matches show some that don't match :blink:

Don't suppose they'd be willing to change their gender for me, if I asked nicely....oh, wait. That wouldn't change their DNA anyway.

sigh

Guess I have to figure it out.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Another important school board meeting tonight . . . I'm never silly on school board meeting days . . . Today is the day that they vote and eliminate the program that both of my kids are in at the school :( Have I told you guys how much I intensely dislike our principal??? :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Can we trade in today for another one? Woke up late this morning......had only 15 min to get out the door :angry: . Sooooo....the trash didn't get put out, I forgot to put blush on <GASP> :o . I packed stuff to put on a tostada for lunch, but no tostada <_<, forgot to grab a protein bar for breakfast, ........and to top it off.....my hair is looking a bit blue....seriously :unsure: . Devil child forgot his meds and had cussed out practically everyone by 10:00 :ph34r: .

I stayed afterschool to run with the girls, and forgot to clock out. It will be a hassle getting that fixed tomorrow.....have to get chastised for that.

But it's OK.......my gender matches, no board meetings, arrow missed my covered wagon, my kind of breakout won't stop me from typing, and I'm not missing. :rolleyes:

Since we're playing "Where is.....?".........haven't seen Ryan in like.......forever.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Jooolie! Feel well soon. . ... :)

Ptaoughmnghmnuss sounds SO busy - -flitting about, moving and working and don't you have your mom visiting? 'Tis hectic for the bravest and healthiest of hearts. .. ... ..soldier on, man! :);)

Janet. . .. principal nightmare....hate this.

If he collapses during ANY council meeting, start humming Heard it through the Grapevine or Paint it Black, and instruct those who are administering CPR to follow your beat.. . . ..

:huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
But it's OK.......my gender matches, no board meetings, arrow missed my covered wagon, my kind of breakout won't stop me from typing, and I'm not missing. :rolleyes:

Thank God. Would the rest of you mind checking? I'd hate to have to sort you-all out as well.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Ptaoughmnghmnuss sounds SO busy - -flitting about, moving and working and don't you have your mom visiting?

Yup :)

And <mmmm> we just split a big fat omelet w/ red bell pepper, onion & goat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. :lipsmackinface:

Janet. . .. principal nightmare....hate this.

If he collapses during ANY council meeting, start humming Heard it through the Grapevine or Paint it Black, and instruct those who are administering CPR to follow your beat.. . . ..

:huh::lol:

Are these songs to kill or save someone??

Paint it Black has quite a bit faster tempo than Grapevine or the others.

:huh::ph34r::o

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Leeeesa's got blue hair!! <_<:lol:

Since we're playing "Where is.....?".........haven't seen Ryan in like.......forever.

I think of him whenever I'm in the hot tub, wondering if he's sitting in his . . . ..he and his wife use theirs apparently all the time. OMG, it can get SO bone-chillingly cold in the prairies....seriously, I cannot imagine sitting out in -40 weather, even if I were sitting in hot bubbly water. :o

Are these songs to kill or save someone??

Paint it Black has quite a bit faster tempo than Grapevine or the others.

Grapevine is WAY too slow, and Paint it Black WAY too fast. This is Janet's principal we're talkin' about, heeyah! :o:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Yup :)

And <mmmm> we just split a big fat omelet w/ red bell pepper, onion & goat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. :lipsmackinface:

Can I come over? :D :D :D :D

Blue hair? oh NOOO...dyed mine cherry bomb red once. Was aiming for a deep burgundy brunette but my hair had some blonde in it from the summer. I had to teach high school boys (yes- my classes were ALL adolescent boys my first two years of teaching-AHHHH!!!!!!!!) for a day with said hair. Never doing THAT again!

Oh- poor Ryan- wouldn't things shrivel up and fall off (regardless of gender!) in that weather :o :o

HI JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Leeeesa's got blue hair!! <_<:lol:

yeah.......when hubby got home he comments that my hair is almost back to my original color.

ummmm, no......it's kinda blue in places and the rest is like faded black or maybe gray.

Never trust the opinion of a man who asks, "Is that a new shirt?" and your answer is, "It was 2 years ago." <_<

Maybe we should sic devil child on Janet's principal. I'll rent him out real cheap! Evidently, our dean is a f***ing b****, and the principal has an attitude problem.

The teacher is not his boss, and I just need to f*** off. :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Blue hair? oh NOOO...dyed mine cherry bomb red once. Was aiming for a deep burgundy brunette but my hair had some blonde in it from the summer. I had to teach high school boys (yes- my classes were ALL adolescent boys my first two years of teaching-AHHHH!!!!!!!!) for a day with said hair. Never doing THAT again!

:lol::lol::lol:

I remember once when I was at the middle school. I had gotten a perm that turned out waaay too curly. I had a good rapport with these girls , and their comment was," :D Oh....we like your hair :D ....you should put it in pig tails :D "

"Oh, sure......if I want to look like a poodle!" :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Janet. . .. principal nightmare....hate this.

If she collapses during ANY council meeting, start humming Heard it through the Grapevine or Paint it Black, and instruct those who are administering CPR to follow your beat.. . . ..

Hmmmmm . . . yes, I will keep this in mind.

Back from the board meeting . . . :( . . . it went as expected . . . the kids are in bed, hubby has gone to watch Monday Night Football wif da boyz and I have started drinking!! Is that bad??

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Our "luxury" cabin was quite disgusting . . . with yellow/brown hot and cold running water

:vomitface: this I could not do....... :unsure:

Reading, but no silly. Trying to QC my 700 some odd samples (think:transferring drops of water from one tray of little well to a different tray of little wells, but in a random order).

Gender matches show some that don't match

:blink:

Back from the board meeting . . . . . . it went as expected . . . the kids are in bed, hubby has gone to watch Monday Night Football wif da boyz and I have started drinking!! Is that bad??

:lol: no, why would you even ask? and lurve yer av, BTW..........had forgotten about that. When was that? :huh: was that me?

Lisa - takes many, many washings to go back to normal .......

Hi everybody.........I got nowt silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thin it'll be gone for quite a while this time.... :angry:

:wub:

love you guys!

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