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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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For those eagerly awaiting the return of FlashForward on TV, Open Original Shared Link

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: stinky mcstink face :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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You Biscuit eating Bulldog!

This may become my whole family's favorite thing to call someone. Might use it & "fructify" Sunday night with FIL. Not sure me boys will think being called "a bulldog" is an insult. We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Where is everyone? Got hot dates? Hub & Boy Scout (14yr) are camping, 17 yr old is eating greasy junk & seeing very scary movie with friends.

elye Community Regular
elye
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We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

I tried 3 months ago in a brain fog to make a facebook account. I put the wrong email & promptly forgot the password. Teens were so disgusted with me, they said I should not be on facebook. Might cause the site to collapse. Also, not sure I want people from my "sordid" past to find me. Perhaps, if I spelled my name that way...Maybe I will try again.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

Crap, Pattteigh, I thought you were going to say that he has been in my ho'tub!

.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

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It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Open Original Shared Link

It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

Yes, that's it!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

:D:D:D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket.

So are you going??? :lol:

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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That was the funnest walk I've had in a very long time. Recumbent bikes, two person bikes, one guy on a unicycle, somebody with a baby trailer.

Patti, have Mark ask his buddy if his wife was the one with shiny streamers attached to her helmet and a stereo blasting 'men without hats'.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

:lol: Yes... . ..and at one time, it apparently was somebody with crutches.. . . .. .... . ..

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

Yup.. . . . . .....I'm actually responding from my ipod.....we're in Vancouver, heading to the arena in our hired stretch limo.. . . .... . ..

Gaaaaaaaaads......in my DREAMS.. . . ... <_<:rolleyes:

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Kehrrighn, we need to know yer last name.. . . . .....then we can all search ya out and send friend requests. You can PM it to us, if ya like.. . . .. . . ...

Now, are you SURE you know what you're doin'???.. . . . . . .... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place.

Yes- puppers and kittehs ALL around!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

Oh, you'll see! Here's my Open Original Shared Link Add me as a friend and I'll initiate you (why don't we have a DEVIL emoticon?).

Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

THAT is insane but I can't wait for the game!!!!! Don't tell anyone here, but I AM rooting for you guys. I'm going to miss the Olympics when they're over!

Open Original Shared Link

I love Seattle! Jess- Does Apolo Anton Ohno live nearby? Do you hang out wif him a lot? He seems like a nice guy :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Yes, congratulations Canada for a well played game and win:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

Aw-w-w-w-w-w :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Dear gawd.. .. .. . . . .... .. . . ......... .. .. . ... . .:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

I'm too old for this. . .. . . . . ....

WHAT. A. PARTY.

We're in trouble, as it is a work night and alcohol is flying everywhere. . . . . . .....I think my kids are even drinking.. . . . .. . ......:lol:

Such a close, intense, fantastic game for ANY hockey fan. . .... . ... . ...

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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WHAT. A. PARTY.

:)

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