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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Judy3 Contributor
Judy3
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And bring the cats. They keep us settled down.

oh not my cats... they will join in and we'll have to vacuum up another white cat.. they multiply with no eyes, ears, or tail but it's white fur.. I can tell. Their names are Dill and Sage. I was into herbs the year they were born. :rolleyes:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have cake!! :wub: :wub:

Gonna eat my cake and finish the homework.

And play with the kitties.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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i just watched the first one. That can't be "real". He was doing it to be funny or get on TV. (I hope :unsure: )

Unfortunately he was for real and a wacko.gifwacko.gifwacko.gifwacko.gif!!!!!!!

Loey

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Called my doc and he said I am probably not diabetic but am low on vit D still. So got to up it some more, 800 units isn't enough it seems.

Not diabetic... . . . . . .this is great news, Jeee-Eff! :) Low D is considerably easier to tackle. ... . ... . ;)

Talked to my doctor again to day (sheesh I think he's in love with me or something he calls every day) and couldn't help but remember the look on his face when he said my gastric emptying study was normal and I said ok so were the eggs in the terlet in the morning normal too.. WIDE EYED DR..

Jewdieee! Welcome. .. ..... . . this is a place where Gastric Emptying Studies are simply de rigeur.. . . . .. .. :lol:

Thanks Loey, I've been addicted to humor since I can remember. Like the time my Dad made my Mom so mad that she threw a plate of spaghetti at him and he ducked and it hit her 'brand new' white curtains.. I laughed for days over that one and I was only 7 LOL

GAH! Familial spaghetti in the face is MUCH phunnier than pie!

It's 20:11 here... . . . . ... . . . yawn. . . . ...

Watchin' Rick Mercer! B):lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Wow! We got a new Judy! Her name is Judy3 but really isn't she number 2?

G F needs more D! That's easy to fix.

Judee# 2, we had a lab Shepard mix dog. In the spring, when she shed her heavy winter coat, we measured the fur combed out: hamster, Guinea pig, rabbit, Llasa Apso

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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12:31 p.m. here - I am going over the hill for shopping, may never come back :o

Oh oh Shake a leg and come back soon shroomie! :D

Get it shake, quake NZ? ha ha! :D

Hello everyone in the funny room I'm new to this place and need a few laughs so my only friend here (she sobs uncontrollably) GFinDC invited me on over where the crazy people live. I think I'm going to like it here... Talked to my doctor again to day (sheesh I think he's in love with me or something he calls every day) and couldn't help but remember the look on his face when he said my gastric emptying study was normal and I said ok so were the eggs in the terlet in the morning normal too.. WIDE EYED DR... :unsure: LOL I chuckle everytime I bring that image back. Sooo, hence more testing and now I am here with the crazy people. Last I'll say on the reason for being here!

I have two cats, they let me live here with them and pay the bills for them.. Aren't they just precious to do that for me? :P

*Judy

welcome judy-tres! knice to half u! Watch out fore the speeling police around hear, they is very watchfull! :D They let me slide cuz-in I has a little snerve damage in my left arm, but otherwize they R intractable! :D :D :D

I have cake!! :wub: :wub:

Gonna eat my cake and finish the homework.

And play with the kitties.

I had chocolate rice bars I made a while ago and some white zinfandel. Had to celebrate a little on the doctor snooze!

Not diabetic... . . . . . .this is great news, Jeee-Eff! :) Low D is considerably easier to tackle. ... . ... . ;)

It's 20:11 here... . . . . ... . . . yawn. . . . ...

Watchin' Rick Mercer! B):lol:

Yep, gonna be takin some more D for sure. Still need to figger out what caused my sugar to rise, probably a food reaction.

But eating some leftover chocolate rice bars I made a bit ago and some white zinfandel to celebrate the snooze.

Wow! We got a new Judy! Her name is Judy3 but really isn't she number 2?

G F needs more D! That's easy to fix.

Working on the D already, so soon to be full of it as they say... or more full of it! :D

Shoot, almost fergot, it's 9:03 pm 2103 per my infallible 'puter.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Are we still talking about the time? It's 10:01 here. I had a bison ribeye steak, some dark chocolate, and a little Layer Cake shiraz for dinner. Hubby is out of town, who needs a "real" meal?! G'night!!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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More animals in KC news!

J (17 yr old son for you newbies) was mountain biking and almost got hit by a deer. Maybe cause he rode through the males deer's harem?

Also: 9:47 here

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I have two cats, they let me live here with them and pay the bills for them.. Aren't they just precious to do that for me? :P

*Judy

T'is very generous of them!...my 4 (cats) let me sleep in a bed AND having heating cool.gif

Morning ALL!!!!!

What did I miss???

..did I tell you guys I promised I'd train with my friend for the London Marathon (she got a place - I didn't)

Anyhoo, the training's leaving me absolutely SHATTERED!!! happy.gif

I seem to be running or sleeping (sometimes at 6am both at the same time unsure.gif) ....so apologies for my absence!!!

Good to see more newbies aboard smile.gif

Carry on! ....

Judy3 Contributor
Judy3
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Good Morning all, wow what a late night last night. I actually had a date!! (No not with my doctor LOL) Went to the casino and played with my mad money and we had a blast. Got to bed at 1:00am (CST) and I'm up already... yawn! Funny to people watch at the casino... some of the people there are hilarious... hmmm wonders if people think that of us???!!???

Smile today because it makes people at the office nervous!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Ate too much cake last night so couldn't sleep well. Dreamed that our stat teacher gave us potato chips and told us to determine the probability that they were members of various royal families. :blink: :blink: I almost had it worked out, then I decided that one of my families was actually my neighbor and he didn't have two daughters so I ate one of the potato chips.

Had more cake for breakfast. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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********HYVAA SYNTYMAPAIVAA, JYESSSS!********

(Finnish)

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Um.. .. .trying to figure out what words this li'l guy is mouthing -- doesn't look like "Happy Birthday". ... . . ..Somethin' Cantonese, perhaps.. . . . ....looks like "Happy big dog peed on me"......yes, perhaps that is it.. . . .. ....

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS!

Any cake left? :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

HAPPY BIRFDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Cake fer brekkie--very phitting! Enjoy yer day, my phriend :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh, and it's 8:40AM here--welcome to the new psillies B)

Judy3 Contributor
Judy3
Posted
:D Happy Bersday Jess :D
Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

More animals in KC news!

J (17 yr old son for you newbies) was mountain biking and almost got hit by a deer. Maybe cause he rode through the males deer's harem?

Also: 9:47 here

Is he all right?

Loey

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celiac-mommy
Posted

0734 here. I speak military time only. Must all the time or I forget everything past 1800 and I can't chart on my patients correctly. It looks bad when you're in a critical unit or the OR and I'm counting on my fingers :rolleyes:

What did I miss???

Well lady, I miss YOU!!! You need to come back more often!!

And to Jess:

Happy Birthday to You,

Happy Birthday to You,

Hope you get to stay in bed and snog all day,

Happy Birthday to YOU!!!

:D :D :D

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Ate too much cake last night so couldn't sleep well. Dreamed that our stat teacher gave us potato chips and told us to determine the probability that they were members of various royal families. :blink: :blink: I almost had it worked out, then I decided that one of my families was actually my neighbor and he didn't have two daughters so I ate one of the potato chips.

Had more cake for breakfast. :)

HAPPY BIRFDAY JESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! IS BE DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR YOU? HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS SPECIAL AS YOU ARE!!!!!

LOEY wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Happy birthday, Jess!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: :lol: snog :lol: :lol:
mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Snogging is a good thing to do for one's birthday - have at it, Jyess.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yep--I say, snog away !!!!! :D

Is that an unusual practice ? :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

..did I tell you guys I promised I'd train with my friend for the London Marathon (she got a place - I didn't)

Anyhoo, the training's leaving me absolutely SHATTERED!!! happy.gif

I seem to be running or sleeping (sometimes at 6am both at the same time unsure.gif) ....so apologies for my absence!!!

You're an amazing woman, Nik :D All that training--I'd be phlat on me back!

I've missed you too ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Yep--I say, snog away !!!!! :D

Is that an unusual practice ? :P

I think that would depend on what she was snogging.... :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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