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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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CarlaB Enthusiast
Thanks for the bra info--Playtex is my fav for everyday, too! Very comfortable.

Hubby picks out my bras, none of them are Platex ... LOL


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tom Contributor
I am quite excited!!

Whole Foods (of which I hear you peeps speak of alot) has Open Original Shared Link.

Is it worth the commute - lol and more importantly can I afford it???

....NO!!!.........don't answer that!!! :rolleyes:

Well, civilians nicknamed it Whole Paycheck, but I think it's a godsend for celiacs.

tom Contributor

Ah the famous Richard! Creator of this home for the silly. Am I nuts or is the acct name an homage to <meepmeep!> Roadrunner cartoons!?

Please visit often. The "only rooster in the henhouse" situation doesn't have any of the positive aspects found in a RL version.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Ah the famous Richard! Creator of this home for the silly. Am I nuts or is the acct name an homage to <meepmeep!> Roadrunner cartoons!?

Please visit often. The "only rooster in the henhouse" situation doesn't have any of the positive aspects found in a RL version.

:lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Two funny guys, a gaggle of gals, one funny thread..tune in every day to see what happens next :lol: :lol: :lol:

Richard said MOOBS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

Did you notice that tom complained about being the only guy, yet he sticks around anyway? Anyone believe him?

AndreaB Contributor
Did you notice that tom complained about being the only guy, yet he sticks around anyway? Anyone believe him?

Doesn't seem to mind tooooooo much, does he?


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tom Contributor
Did you notice that tom complained about being the only guy, yet he sticks around anyway? Anyone believe him?

LOL

Puh-leeeeez all my sports-related material is useless here!

Bah-doomp-boom

CarlaB Enthusiast
LOL

Puh-leeeeez all my sports-related material is useless here!

Bah-doomp-boom

This is probably true. This is not because we don't understand sports (even if we don't know whether bball is baseball or basketball), it's because we don't care ... at all. I mean, all the teams just play again next year.

tom Contributor
This is probably true. This is not because we don't understand sports (even if we don't know whether bball is baseball or basketball), it's because we don't care ... at all. I mean, all the teams just play again next year.

So the Aztec women read the box scores and watched the draft because the losers were executed!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

NOTE: busted ONCE AGAIN for too many emoticons.....harrumph - so this will be emoticonally challenged - -

OMG- a Richard sighting AND flirtini in the same sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news on both fronts.

I miss Richard and I love flirtinis.

Richard- If you're still reading, we have gotten even cheekier!

OMG - - - OMG - - - - Richard and flirtini in same sentence......don't do it...don't tease me....surely you jest.... :rolleyes: and CHEEKIER indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Andrea, what is this mysterious eBay toolbar of which you speak??

OMG!

I leave you ladies (and Tom - really no relation - I'm not the least bit Saxy) to your own devices...and now I may need to quit my job and come back here full-time to keep an eye on you all!

OMG - - OMG - - -is it really - no - - can it be - - - it isn't - - is it??????????????????????

OMG!!! IT'S RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLOOOOOO!!!!!

...Sioux-zhan will be utterly gutted she missed your rare sighting and ignored the call of the (firefox 'an all) computer!!!! :lol:

GUTTED indeed!! more like (to quote a favorite line from Little Edie Bouvier Beale of Grey Gardens) PULVERIZED! There was a Richard sighting, and where indeed was I??? I MISSED IT!!!!! (insert sad face)

and Nikki with her (alleged) tired brain said Sioux-zhan - - - oh congrats on the new spelling Nik!!!!!!!!!!!

and BAH to this talk of Thank Goodness it Fits!! (mad face here) That is just b@#$%$#% I tell you, BOLLOCKS, because they DON"T fit!!!! and I am writing a letter to company stating same!!!! HARRUMPH!!!

oh but so so so so happy to see you anywho, Richard, you silly devil of a boy, you!!

Nice to see you--how'd ya like the Lost season-ender? Thanks for the bra info--Playtex is my fav for everyday, too! Very comfortable.

I love how Patti casually mentions talk of Lost and bras in same sentence - - - only here, folks, only here :lol:

Hubby picks out my bras, none of them are Platex ... LOL

cheeky isn't he!! ;)

Ah the famous Richard! Creator of this home for the silly. Am I nuts or is the acct name an homage to <meepmeep!> Roadrunner cartoons!?

Please visit often. The "only rooster in the henhouse" situation doesn't have any of the positive aspects found in a RL version.

what is RL????? you boys have your own private lingo, now don't you? oh I see, it's what you do to feel more secure amongst so many womenfolk :lol:

Two funny guys, a gaggle of gals, one funny thread..tune in every day to see what happens next :lol: :lol: :lol:

Richard said MOOBS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bev is killing me :lol: I tell ya, she gets nuttier by the day......

Did you notice that tom complained about being the only guy, yet he sticks around anyway? Anyone believe him?

:lol: no

Puh-leeeeez all my sports-related material is useless here!

Bah-doomp-boom

indeed it is useless :lol:

This is probably true. This is not because we don't understand sports (even if we don't know whether bball is baseball or basketball), it's because we don't care ... at all. I mean, all the teams just play again next year.

ha ha ha ha exactly - - they'll play again next year... and after that.....and again after that AD NAUSEUM until the end of time, for Pete's sake....

:lol:

Dingy here, SIGNING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you cats tomorrow.........

AndreaB Contributor
and Andrea, what is this mysterious eBay toolbar of which you speak??

You can download it from the main page. It has an account guard on it that tells you whether you are in the real ebay or paypal site.....the bar is green if you are. It also tells you if someone has a question if you're selling something, or if you're watching or buying tells you when there is only 10 minutes left or if you've been outbid. I actually like it but couldn't figure out firefox and the toolbar.....so back to IE I went.

AndreaB Contributor
NOTE: busted ONCE AGAIN for too many emoticons.....harrumph - so this will be emoticonally challenged - -

Don't you hate that!!! :angry:

I love how Patti casually mentions talk of Lost and bras in same sentence - - - only here, folks, only here :lol:

Patti's real good at stuff like that isn't she? :P:lol::lol:

what is RL????? you boys have your own private lingo, now don't you? oh I see, it's what you do to feel more secure amongst so many womenfolk :lol:

I guessed Real Life.......am I right? Huh, am I right? (Charlie Brown imitation here) :P

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Unfortunately ...as you are probably aware...you are way too well endowed to join the no boob club :P

Inappropriate for a new avatar? :blink::ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
what is RL?????

It's real life .... something we don't have time for anymore keeping up with this and the OMG thread!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard!!!!

Nice to see you--how'd ya like the Lost season-ender? Thanks for the bra info--Playtex is my fav for everyday, too! Very comfortable.

How are the girls--excited about summer vacation?

LOST = head scrather as usual...I don't know if I really want them to get off the island...remember "After MASH" (MASH spinoff starring Col. Potter, Klinger, and I think Father Mulcahee?)

As for bra help, I'm here to support you (snicker) :rolleyes:

Olivia (not swinging from the chandelier) has her moving up ceremony @ 10. She is a bit sad. She is leaving pre-K for real school, so her little circle of friends is being broken up and dispersed amongst the various elementary schools in the area. Maddy can't wait to start in the toddler program in Sept...

they are excited about summer, especially returning to Cape Cod ("the beach" to them)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
and BAH to this talk of Thank Goodness it Fits!! (mad face here) That is just b@#$%$#% I tell you, BOLLOCKS, because they DON"T fit!!!! and I am writing a letter to company stating same!!!! HARRUMPH!!!

oh but so so so so happy to see you anywho, Richard, you silly devil of a boy, you!!

I love how Patti casually mentions talk of Lost and bras in same sentence - - - only here, folks, only here :lol:

Playtex = no tassels :(

Patty did manage to squeeze everything into a quick soundbite didn't she? She must be a minute-minder on her cell phone too :P;)

Ah well, back to the grind.......

tom Contributor
Please visit often. The "only rooster in the henhouse" situation doesn't have any of the positive aspects found in a RL version.

Ladies! Ladies!

It was a simple invitation!

(With the distinction that said invitation would perhaps *not* have been made in a RL situation) :lol:

It's pretty clear I've got nothin to "complain" about here!!! :) LOL

(as long as my thumbpad scrolling velocity [me=Surfs w/ Phone] doesn't fail me in flying by the most non-relateable womanly-related posts)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
and Nikki with her (alleged) tired brain said Sioux-zhan - - - oh congrats on the new spelling Nik!!!!!!!!!!!

Thankyou kind lady,...but I fear the strain on any last remaining brain cells has been catastrophic

That is just b@#$%$#% I tell you, BOLLOCKS, because they DON"T fit!!!! and I am writing a letter to company stating same!!!! HARRUMPH!!!

....and this sentence warms my heart to hear YOU, Soozeigh, using MY very own favourite English expletive.

Open Original Shared Link is indeed a wonderful word - very satisfying to use - rolls of the tongue superbly - fab in everyway!!!!! :lol:

Inappropriate for a new avatar? :blink::ph34r:

Not everything you see is real :lol:

It's real life .... something we don't have time for anymore keeping up with this and the OMG thread!

:lol:

Patty did manage to squeeze everything into a quick soundbite didn't she? She must be a minute-minder on her cell phone too :P;)

Our Patti has many talents :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Why Tom, has it come to this already???

You are quoting your own self in a post??? :lol::lol:

This behaviour MUST be watched :ph34r:

tom Contributor
(to quote a favorite line from Little Edie Bouvier Beale of Grey Gardens)

Sough!!!!

What the . . . .. . .!

Are u the Dennis Miller of Phrez-gno? ;)

Or is that reference far more widely known than I think it is . .. . . . . hmmm . .. .can't discount that scenario.

And Sough? Do u have great affinity for a bi-syllabic moniker?

tom Contributor
I actually like it but couldn't figure out firefox and the toolbar.....so back to IE I went.

Bah bummer! :(

If we were same town I'd happily make it work - and help u take advantage of many other Firefox features.

One fav is tabbed browsing, then bookmarking the whole set of tabs so that in the future it's one click to open an entire set of (presumeably related) pages in one window.

That rocks. Firefox had it, like, 5yrs ago. Maybe newest or next IE does/will.

tom Contributor
....and this sentence warms my heart to hear YOU, Soozeigh, using MY very own favourite English expletive.

Open Original Shared Link is indeed a wonderful word - very satisfying to use - rolls of the tongue superbly - fab in everyway!!!!! :lol:

Methinks "b@#$%$#%" does deserve wider use.

How about we on this side of the pond agree to spread it in exchange for your leaving the U out of favorite, color, honor etc? :lol::lol:

<tom's smile is omni-present>

tom Contributor
Why Tom, has it come to this already???

You are quoting your own self in a post??? :lol::lol:

This behaviour MUST be watched :ph34r:

LMAO!

I once heard one of the elders of the college dorm tell an embarrassed freshman "It's ok to quote yourself, just don't talk about it and don't get caught"

:rolleyes::lol::rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Methinks "b@#$%$#%" does deserve wider use.

How about we on this side of the pond agree to spread it in exchange for your leaving the U out of favorite, color, honor etc? :lol::lol:

...and I know these letters are of no use - but canNOT bear to part with them - 'tis deeply ingrained in me like an inbuilt spellcheck. I still struggle NOT to correct the programme on this board (and sneak in a letter 'O' ) that spells out celiac disease when you put the letters in.....AAAAARGHHhhh...............(but I do feel you should still share ''b@#$%$#%'')

<tom's smile is omni-present>

Good to know B)

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