The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Ummm....that's the date, silly. Do you get dates often? Obviously Patteigh doesn't.

Poor P'tay. Obviously the lack of substandard poodles is affecting her dating life. Or maybe it's the corn syrup hairstyle

I, myself, find the Q-tip look most appealing. Difficult to come-by though. You have to be standing near the heli-pad when the life flight is taking off. Landing doesn't seem to produce the same sense of hair-drama.

[elye]

Poor P'tay. Obviously the lack of substandard poodles is affecting her dating life. Or maybe it's the corn syrup hairstyle

Yes! Yes! That MUST be why I have no trouble acquiring dates.... The ever-attractive circus dogs and crusty, beehive hair arrangements. Turn-on city, fo' sho.....

So I have the date of the Historic Psilly Philly Summit forever photographically inscribed on my left breast, like a tattoo or cow brand. Rather distractng, methinks....how can I photo edit this to move it over to Patti's boob?

Hey!!.....Have we heard from Patti today??.....

I, myself, find the Q-tip look most appealing. Difficult to come-by though. You have to be standing near the heli-pad when the life flight is taking off. Landing doesn't seem to produce the same sense of hair-drama.

OMG....Need an av of this.........

[tom]

There are instructions for such things:

Open Original Shared Link

"Sweatermeat"??? (Should I have heard that one before?)

And for "hard to wrangle rack"

[jerseyangel]

"Four grand for a TOOTH that no one will even see?! Man, ya could have gotten TWO BOOBS done fer that, and they'd be RIGHT OUT THERE!"

Ga-a-a-d!!!

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Good one!

..........I have to tuck mine into my belt.

NOT a purtty site I say.

Judy gettin her sillie on!!!

Ummm....that's the date, silly. Do you get dates often? Obviously Patteigh doesn't.

[Darn210]

Mygawd.....what are those funny little numbers running across my boob in my av?? Can everyone else see them? Patti doesn't have any on HER boobs.....

What does it mean??.........................

Your boob's expiration date??? . . . or lots of companies call them "freshness" dates . . . looks like your boobs are no longer fresh . . .

[elye]

Your boob's expiration date??? . . . or lots of companies call them "freshness" dates . . . looks like your boobs are no longer fresh . . .

Gad...........

You're absolutely right, Janet.....it's the Best Before date stamped on my boob.

They expired ten years ago, shortly after my second pregnancy.

Why do our boobs have to have a shelf life??!

[curlyfries]

Why do our boobs have to have a shelf life??!

I think when you have to tuck them into your belt, they can no longer qualify as a shelf

[Judyin Philly]

I think when you have to tuck them into your belt, they can no longer qualify as a shelf

Just going to bed and this is the last thing that i have to take to bed in my mind???????????? Gawd...........

Honey I lost the 'shelf' years ago.............soon I'll be needing a wheelbarrow.............. Wouldn't want to trip on them while stepping over them using my cane........................

nite all

judy

[DingoGirl]

note: started writing, phone calls came, niece stopped by, y'all probably thought I was writing a TOME but, thankfully, 'tis not true!

But OMG my me sillies, I am sooooooooooooooooooooo far behind, will never catch up, but I did happen upon a veritable SPATE of boob talk!!!!!!! gahhhhhhhhh! (wee-breasted Soozle likes it)

Tryin' to get me silly back.......it is coming.......slowly and in short spurts.

Having the support of me sillies (and non-sillies on the phorum) has helped tremendously, you have no idea.

_{what's skee ball?}

I know!!! what in hell? And our Bev, a skee ball champion? sooper!

Ptaoughmghmn! Wow, those are Superboobs. Two summers ago I spent an unbelievable $4,000.00 on a tooth implant. DH kept muttering through my entire recovery, "Four grand for a TOOTH that no one will even see?! Man, ya could have gotten TWO BOOBS done fer that, and they'd be RIGHT OUT THERE!"

eggZACTly!

Another phunny from Mom:

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said:

'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

oh, the joy! This will be me....... <mixed emotions>

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

ummm.....what? what'd I miss? Jellyfish? <hi judy!>

Susie!! Good to see you. I was just going to send you a note since I hadn't seen you in a while . . . but now I know to start talking about free boobs and that will catch your attention!!

boobs, penis slings, kangaroo scrotum sacks.......it's awwl gud!

Poor P'tay. Obviously the lack of substandard poodles is affecting her dating life. Or maybe it's the corn syrup hairstyle

wasn't it Ehmahleigh who has the corn syrup hair? And......are you saying that Paddeigh wants to date? does Mark know?

oh sillies, so many happy, silly, summits!!!!!!!!!!! love the photos............janet, you've outdone yerself

Well friends............tired now.......off to bed................

love you all!

[elye]

Boobs, penis slings, kangaroo scrotum sacks.......

Thought I'd start our Tuesday morning with this screaming, terrific quote from Psilly Psoozle.....excellent to ponder over our morning coffee.....

And do not forget the newbies.....wanted to repeat it in case they missed it last evening....

SOOOO wonderful to hear our Susie's narrative back in Sillyville!! You MAKE this place, girl!

[Jestgar]

G'mornin'

I feel somewhat close to normal!!

bleeding stopped (sorry gentlemen) premarin is wearing off so no more morning sickness

My arm hurts like $%#&*@# from the depo-provera shot yesterday (I don't recall being warned that it was a humongous needle shooting something the consistency of cream soup into my arm) but that'll pass.

AND I was having so much fun feeling like crap that I forgot to tell you guys the best news. That huge project I started last October with all the cell lines and the stimulation and the multiple steps and on and on? I finished QC'ing the final products and out of almost 700 samples there are perhaps 3 that didn't work :selfsatisfiedsmirk: Some of the last step have to be redone, but the starting material is good, so I expect it'll be fine.

So, this means that I have reagents to actually start the real project now (resigned sigh).

cheery day to y'all!!

[Mtndog]

A Suzzle sighting and Jess feeling better!! Yee-HAW!!!!!!!!!!! I too was logged on for over 12 hours- oops

Check this out: I got glutened I ate Twizzlers (like Red Vines for you West Coasties) and didn't look at the ingredients until AFTER. So far the only tell-tale sign is some smelly smelly gaseousness!!!!!!!!! Crossingfingersemoticon

This is one of the few things I have never tried with duct tape. Does it work? Hmmmmm..I have a wedding to attend Saturday - - quite a formal affair at a golf club......I may be able to make my dress much more nicely filled out, methinks.

But what about when I need to rip it off at bedtime? Eeeeyyyyoooowww......

Did it at Halloween one year (Bridesmaid of Frankenstein). It TOTALLY works. The key is to come home drunk so when you rip it off ya don't care!!!

: "Sweatermeat"??? (Should I have heard that one before?)

"hard to wrangle rack"

Ptaum :lol:

Your boob's expiration date??? . . . or lots of companies call them "freshness" dates . . . looks like your boobs are no longer fresh . . .

janet

:lol:

:lol:

At least it's not the Budweiser Born on Date!

Just going to bed and this is the last thing that i have to take to bed in my mind???????????? Gawd...........

Honey I lost the 'shelf' years ago.............soon I'll be needing a wheelbarrow.............. Wouldn't want to trip on them while stepping over them using my cane........................

nite all

judy

JUDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back (and give us some of yer boobs!)

Well, not only am I a world famous skee ball player, but it seems that the weekend I spent in Vermont had me chatting with a famous man. had no idea- knew he had just been in a movie but thought stunt guys or sumfin' cause he was so quiet and humble. Alas- he is the star!!!!!!!! And so i introduce you to Open Original Shared Link

They think he might be the next Bruce Lee- can you believe it? This guy helped me make lunch for the kids one day- very handsome and polite.

[jerseyangel]

I feel somewhat close to normal!!

That is really good news! What a relief

Congrats on the project..... on all the details, but glad it all worked out so you can proceed onto the "real" project"

Crossingfingersemoticon

Let's hope that's all there is to it....look at it positively: you can now go up to people and ask them to pull yer finger and really deliver!

It's so nice to have you here being sillie again

Well gang, I was summoned to the doctor yesterday....the liver function tests came back--and now there are 3 abnormal readings There was only one going into it

I will be having an upper abdominal ultrasound on Saturday. The doctor thinks that this could possibly have something to do with my "ongoing gastrointestinal issues". They think it may be me gallbladder

Jeesh!

[Mtndog]

I will be having an upper abdominal ultrasound on Saturday. The doctor thinks that this could possibly have something to do with my "ongoing gastrointestinal issues". They think it may be me gallbladder

Jeesh!

Oh Poopy Cow Patti- the only good news- GREAT drugs if you have a gallbladderectomy!!!!!!!!! I woke up drunk and laughing and hungry :lol:

[Judyin Philly]

Oh Poopy Cow Patti- the only good news- GREAT drugs if you have a gallbladderectomy!!!!!!!!! I woke up drunk and laughing and hungry :lol:

Patti's gona keep that gallbladder........... we'll find some drugs that will help it run ' like a precision machine'

Amanda....see your on line..........thought you were leaving for vacation..........??????????? Aren't you well enough to go.

let us know.

hi ya Bevie..........

judy

[Jestgar]

Well gang, I was summoned to the doctor yesterday....the liver function tests came back--and now there are 3 abnormal readings There was only one going into it

Find a new doctor - one that doesn't do any tests, then everything is just fine

[Green12]

Hallooo me Sillies! I missed all the boob talk, again, probably a good thing

AND I was having so much fun feeling like crap that I forgot to tell you guys the best news. That huge project I started last October with all the cell lines and the stimulation and the multiple steps and on and on? I finished QC'ing the final products and out of almost 700 samples there are perhaps 3 that didn't work :selfsatisfiedsmirk: Some of the last step have to be redone, but the starting material is good, so I expect it'll be fine.

So, this means that I have reagents to actually start the real project now (resigned sigh).

YAY Jess, so glad you are feeling somewhat normal!!!

Congrats on the project.....I am with Patti, on the details (sounds like a lot of scientificness to me )

Check this out: I got glutened I ate Twizzlers (like Red Vines for you West Coasties) and didn't look at the ingredients until AFTER. So far the only tell-tale sign is some smelly smelly gaseousness!!!!!!!!! Crossingfingersemoticon

Oh no Bev! I hope it doesn't make you sicker. I had no idea that licorice had gluten in it, wheat flour is like the first ingredient. Why?

It TOTALLY works. The key is to come home drunk so when you rip it off ya don't care!!!

Oh watch out, Bev has her silly on today! A gluten induced silly

Well, not only am I a world famous skee ball player, but it seems that the weekend I spent in Vermont had me chatting with a famous man. had no idea- knew he had just been in a movie but thought stunt guys or sumfin' cause he was so quiet and humble. Alas- he is the star!!!!!!!! And so i introduce you to Open Original Shared Link

They think he might be the next Bruce Lee- can you believe it? This guy helped me make lunch for the kids one day- very handsome and polite.

How cool! Link isn't working for me though

Well gang, I was summoned to the doctor yesterday....the liver function tests came back--and now there are 3 abnormal readings There was only one going into it

I will be having an upper abdominal ultrasound on Saturday. The doctor thinks that this could possibly have something to do with my "ongoing gastrointestinal issues". They think it may be me gallbladder

Jeesh indeed Patti! I thought you had already had your gallbladder out for some reason. Is that what they are looking in to as an option?

So good to see Susie being Silly again, warms me heart!

And Judy, it's so good to see you posting more phrequently

[nikki-uk]

A Souzhelle sighting?!?!??

Jess ...ouch on the jab but woo-hoo on the cessation of the bleeding!!!!!!!!

A self satisfied scientist!!

Boris also got jabbed today as he had his first lot of vaccinations - he's sleeping like a baby now

A Suzzle sighting and Jess feeling better!! Yee-HAW!!!!!!!!!!! I too was logged on for over 12 hours- oops

Check this out: I got glutened I ate Twizzlers (like Red Vines for you West Coasties) and didn't look at the ingredients until AFTER. So far the only tell-tale sign is some smelly smelly gaseousness!!!!!!!!! Crossingfingersemoticon

Eek Bevel!!! (you smell)

Tel did a similar thang today but with a bag of crisps chips.

He had eaten half the bag before he noticed they had changed the ingredients

<Hmmm, let's improve the flavoUr by adding a s**t load of wheat flour>

........don't you just hate it when that happens?

We are preparing ourselves by battening down the hatches and designating a 'Tel only' loo with re-inforced bowl

They think he might be the next Bruce Lee- can you believe it? This guy helped me make lunch for the kids one day- very handsome and polite.

BEVEL!!!!!

Put him down - he's just a boy!

Patti's gona keep that gallbladder........... we'll find some drugs that will help it run ' like a precision machine'

Judy makes me giggle !!

Oh poor P'tea's liver (with a nice Chianti)

[jerseyangel]

Oh poor P'tea's liver (with a nice Chianti)

And fava beans!

Poor Tel It's quite distressing when ya know it's coming, and there's not a darn (sorry Janet) thing you can do about it.

Stupid flavoUred crisps

[Ridgewalker]

A phunny from Brian... giggle... he said he knew this would tickle my particular brand of humor.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

[jerseyangel]

Sarah!

I sent that one on to Mark--it's his brand of humoUr, too!

[Mtndog]

Find a new doctor - one that doesn't do any tests, then everything is just fine

BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eek Bevel!!! (you smell)

We are preparing ourselves by battening down the hatches and designating a 'Tel only' loo with re-inforced bowl

BEVEL!!!!!

Put him down - he's just a boy!

Tee hee!!!! He's 40. Doesn't look it though.....slept most of the time. He had flown in from LA and his wings were tired. patti- did you check out his roundhouse kick?

And fava beans!

More tee hee!!!!!!!!

A phunny from Brian... giggle... he said he knew this would tickle my particular brand of humor.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

THIS would be my luck :lol:

[Jestgar]

Tee hee!!!! He's 40. Doesn't look it though.....slept most of the time. He had flown in from LA and his wings were tired. patti- did you check out his roundhouse kick?

Well share him then! Me first, then Soooooooooze (I don't want any permanent attachments.....is this TMI??).

[elye]

GREAT drugs if you have a gallbladderectomy!!!!!!!!! I woke up drunk and laughing and hungry!

Um...........doesn't everyone wake up that way?

I sent that one on to Mark--it's his brand of humoUr, too!

Mark has THEE best, most caustic and quick sense of humour, EVAH.

Bev!! That Dark Warrior is quite something.......

He ain't too young! He's got a social insurance number, he's good to go......

Well share him then! Me first, then Soooooooooze (I don't want any permanent attachments.....is this TMI??).

Then me! Uh, well........I dunno....see, my breasts have expired........

Jess! You yourself have been a Dark Warrior, and fought yer way through the heinosity of a fibroid attack....good one! And great news about your horrific-sounding, mathy, sciency project..... ..

[DingoGirl]

A Souzhelle sighting?!?!??

love the french spelling - and Nik's whole post

Well share him then! Me first, then Soooooooooze (I don't want any permanent attachments.....is this TMI??).

Um.....you can keep him.......I'm losing weight and my small breasts are feeling a little more.....flaccid

(not really - not enough to sag, pholks)

Jess! Heinous fibroid attack but - feeling better?? ANd - what is with this diabolically heinous (but somehow good?) mad science experiment????? (I am so sorry pholks - I read things and can't rememember what is happening to whom and etc - my brain is a SIEVE these days )

But - Bevel ( on the gnu gname) - glutened??? But still, wackl as ever...... OMG - I was shocked to read in like - 7th grade? that Red Vines' first ingredient is WHEAT FLOUR - made no sense to me a'tall................ HEINOUS!!!!!

Patti - gall bladder???? OUT, I say, OUT! (my friend had it done - 'twas no big deal at all!) Let us know on yer liver, honey................

phorgot what else but this joke did actually make me guffaw - -

Grandmas Don't Know Everything

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while.

When he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing

called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the

other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.

'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'.

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the

other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't

called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to

talk to you.'