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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I am 17 posts away from 4000. :ph34r:

What should I expect? 40 days, cubits and an ark with Bill Cosby on it?

I dunno, but the pair of Lisa's already have reservations.......better start hammerin'

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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The other day I was clothes shopping and I tried on some clothes. When I left the store over an hour later...I was getting into my car and noticed I had put my shirt back on inside-out......Yep! Never even noticed till then but it is very obvious....ppl probably thought I was losing it!

.....or just enjoyed a *Quickie* :P

AAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Amanda's only 5 away from 5000, and Bunnie's approaching 1000.........forget the ark........I'm gettin my scuba gear!!!!! :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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We'll let him talk about his prostate exam.

:lol: Yeah. oh PEEEEEEEEEETER :lol:

And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

ALL HAIL QUEEN GIAN-KNIT THE CLEAVAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boobs and cleaning ladies all around, hear hear!!!!!!! :P

It was all that cervix talk that put ya over the edge ;):lol:

Yes, this new reign quite snuck up on us, didn't it - no one was paying attention -

who ARE we? what have we become? :unsure::lol: Lazy, slattern, slovenly sillies

Weezee, who cannot STAND to be separated from me for even one instant (follows me in and out and - only goes outside to pee, really, except in early spring when she suns herslef on the table outside) has discovered some poor frog......and actually went BACK OUTSIDE BY HERSELF - unprecedented - to dig this poor thing out from underneath the dog house......tracking mud all over me carpet when she comes in <_<<the carpet, BTW, is BEYOND shampooing and needs to be replaced, it has been agreed by all. GADS - just thinking about packing and relocating my things sucks the life out of me)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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BTW.....does anyone remember what cartoon this is from? I tried to google it.......it's a little girl that loves her kitty a little TOO much......my DD thinks her name is Miranda

I think it's been used in more than one cartoon . . . Open Original Shared Link is what I found.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Boobs and cleaning ladies all around, hear hear!!!!!!! :P

Where, where???.......I'm first in line! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The other day I was clothes shopping and I tried on some clothes. When I left the store over an hour later...I was getting into my car and noticed I had put my shirt back on inside-out......Yep! Never even noticed till then but it is very obvious....ppl probably thought I was losing it!

Several years ago, I wore 2 different coloUred boots to work--one dark brown and one black. I noticed it a couple hours after I got there and had to go the rest of the day hoping that no one noticed. Luckily I was wearing slacks.

If they did, no one ever said anything :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I think it's been used in more than one cartoon . . . Open Original Shared Link is what I found.

Heeyyyy!!!!!!!!!.......I know how to get our Yeti back!........Yetis love bunnies.......we have a Bunnie.........

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Jestgar
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Did I ever tell y'all about the sock stuck to my back? Or my skirt tucked in my panties?

It's a good thing I'm not fashion-endowed or I would have died from embarrassment long ago :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Heeyyyy!!!!!!!!!.......I know how to get our Yeti back!........Yetis love bunnies.......we have a Bunnie.........

About that 'not scaring away the new ones....

I'm pretty sure that "bait" falls into the danger zone.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Several years ago, I wore 2 different coloUred boots to work--one dark brown and one black. I noticed it a couple hours after I got there and had to go the rest of the day hoping that no one noticed. Luckily I was wearing slacks.

If they did, no one ever said anything :lol:

I did the exact same thing with shoes once.

Hmmmm........what is this phenomenon that afflicts sillies?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I think it's been used in more than one cartoon . . . Open Original Shared Link is what I found.

OK . . . did a little more digging . . . the little girl's name was Elmyra (or Elmira) she a "tiny toons" character. Haven't found a clip yet.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I did the exact same thing with shoes once.

Hmmmm........what is this phenomenon that afflicts sillies?

Me too on the shoe thing . . . and I was wearing a skirt . . . and the heels weren't quite the same height . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

Also walked around all day with the zipper down in the back of my skirt.

And . . . I did actually have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe at a restaurant about a week ago.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Did I ever tell y'all about the sock stuck to my back? Or my skirt tucked in my panties?

Seeee?????????..........psillies are *clothing challenged*.........shouldn't there be a special school for that......and government funding?

About that 'not scaring away the new ones....

I'm pretty sure that "bait" falls into the danger zone.

Jeeeezzzz.........you're spoilin' all me fun!!........we could give her a head start! ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Me too on the shoe thing . . . and I was wearing a skirt . . . and the heels weren't quite the same height . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

Also walked around all day with the zipper down in the back of my skirt.

And . . . I did actually have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe at a restaurant about a week ago.

janet.......I think you need an intervention ;)

This must be the real reason we have all found each other

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
janet.......I think you need an intervention ;)

This must be the real reason we have all found each other

. . . so that between us all, we can find one pair of matching shoes???

OK, Lisa . . . this was the closest thing I can find. You can see what Elmira looks like and she just starts "the hug you" part at the verrrrrrry end

Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

So we are watching the Republican National Convention and they just took some drunks or something out of there.....it was comical.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
OK, Lisa . . . this was the closest thing I can find. You can see what Elmira looks like and she just starts "the hug you" part at the verrrrrrry end

Open Original Shared Link

That's her!!!!!!..........still can't find a good video....

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I see you, Sarah. {{{{HUGS}}}} :wub:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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hi Sarah!......luv and hugs.....but I won't squeeze too hard :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I see Sarah posting!!!!!

Hi Sweetie! glad to see you here twice today :)

Daxin Explorer
Daxin
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:ph34r: :ph34r:

Um...What he said.

About all these conventions. I mean no offense, but I find all the politics down there quite phunnnie. Up here was have at LEAST 4 parties trying to run the place. Good luck to y'all this fall. (did I do that right?)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I love you guys. :wub: I'll continue to keep you updated... The dog situation may all come to nothing. He flip-flops on things a lot these days. Tomorrow he could very well have a completely different attitude.

Today was bad all around. I spent 45 minutes arguing with him about giving me more time to move the rest of the boys' and my things. He was bound and determined to either get my house keys, or change the locks on the 19th. I finally won on that one. Well, sort of. Now he's giving me till the 30th. Which should be fine, I just find it appalling that he thinks he has the right to set all the rules and timelines... appalling that I'm being treated like some kind of I-don't-know-what. Trash, I guess.

He wants all our things moved so he can finish arranging the house like he wants it. I assured him that I want all our things out of there as soon as possible, too-- because he's turned that house into a monstrosity in my eyes. His bachelor pad. I feel like I'm going to vomit.

.................................................

Well, if anyone was watching, you probably think I was writing a book. But I just took a break and bawled my eyes out for an hour over the fact that I wanted to have more children with this person. I'm going to bed now.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Oh Sarah! Stay strong.....you will get through this.

Does he by chance have split personalities or by polar, something which could explain these sudden changes and complete opposite mind sets?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oh Sarah! Stay strong.....you will get through this.

Does he by chance have split personalities or by polar, something which could explain these sudden changes and complete opposite mind sets?

Was wondering the same thing :unsure:

Morning all :mellow:

Got absolutely narfink phunny.....decided to go to a particular supermarket this morn as they do a good range of gluten-free cereals, MYGAWD!!!, it's only around 5 miles away but I got caught in an evil and monumental traffic jam.

It took me 3 HOURS (and probably a tank of petrol :rolleyes: ...Ka -ching!!!!!)

It's pouring with rain AND I am waiting in for the 3RD time for a man from my lanlords' to do a 'survey' on the house.....he better turn up this time else someone's gonna get the sharp end of my tongue down the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH!!! :angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Morning, All Psilly Psubjects in the Kingdom of Cleavage! :D

What should I expect? 40 days, cubits and an ark with Bill Cosby on it?

Is there a metric equivalent for cubits? Is a cubit already metric? Is it, in fact, a unti of measurement at all? Maths......... . . . .....oh nooooooooooooo.. . . . ... :unsure:

I think it's been used in more than one cartoon . . . Open Original Shared Link is what I found.

Mygawsh, our monarch is already busy fulfilling Psilly duties - - searching out obscure pieces of animated film is actually on the Royal Duty Roster, I believe..... . . . . ... :lol:

Several years ago, I wore 2 different coloUred boots to work--one dark brown and one black. I noticed it a couple hours after I got there and had to go the rest of the day hoping that no one noticed. Luckily I was wearing slacks.

Dear gawd, I experience this regularly. People are accustomed to it at work and at the gym, and probably at the grocery store, bank and mall.....they simple roll their eyes and nod knowingly at one another. The last incident involved two different athletic shoes, one runner and one aerobic shoe. At least they were a left and a right, but my runners have honkin' orthotics in them, and my gait is noticeably altered. One foot severely corrected, the other not.....I was walking like....... .. ..my dad (Parkinson's), and then when I began to run, well...... . . .. . ..a sped-up Silly-walkin' John Cleese, to be sure.... . .. . . ......

All kidding aside, I am sure people thought I was training for the Special Olympics...... :rolleyes::ph34r:

Did I ever tell y'all about the sock stuck to my back? Or my skirt tucked in my panties?

It's a good thing I'm not fashion-endowed or I would have died from embarrassment long ago :ph34r:

Yep, long dresses caught up me underwear..... . . . .quite the spectacle.... . . . . :huh::lol:

About that 'not scaring away the new ones....

I'm pretty sure that "bait" falls into the danger zone.

Yes!! Someone ELSE is scarier than I! Think we may be in trouble..... . . . I sense a true closing in of the ranks..... .. . ... :rolleyes:

..........psillies are *clothing challenged*.........shouldn't there be a special school for that......and government funding?

Yep - - subsidies, bursaries, and eventual pensions. Bet they're in place in this fair country... . ....

About all these conventions. I mean no offense, but I find all the politics down there quite phunnnie. Up here was have at LEAST 4 parties trying to run the place. Good luck to y'all this fall. (did I do that right?)

Could be an interesting election for us this fall. The American presidential race, however, is truly mesmerizing!

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