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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Wow--look at all the sillies on tonight! :D

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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you won't believe the things they hear on the bus! :o

Very true!

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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There are a lot of us here tonight....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Wow--look at all the sillies on tonight! :D

There are a lot of us here tonight....

,,,,,and it's Friday night.......Just goes to show that psillies have no life! :P

Hey........how many psillies are sans hubbies right now?.......mine is still in Texas.

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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*snigger* :lol: Love how she knows all the pages

MIMMS!!!!!!!!!! There you are squiggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

How doe she remember all of that? Is she like a...savant genius 'er sumfin? She must not have kids. Noone with children could POSSIBLY have that much harddrive left.

Aw, gosh, Suze. I've never squiggled in public before<<blush>> Isn;t that like a PDA?

No hair dilemmas here. Mine is straight. Humid, dry, permed, curled, it's still straight.

Ditto. Straight as a dang pin.

Oh Minimom, what a nite yer having! :(

Yes--that neighbor sounds like a big poopy cow of a wind bag! :angry: I hate it when people talk AT you instead of to you. Pfft....

And yer lil' girl.... I don't think we're ever quite ready for this.....

Thanks, Patty :wub:

SILLS I HAVE NO MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jenn here any minute - -

Have fun boozin' Susan :D

Goin' to watch a movie wif me hubby. Hope it shows choking of neihbor scenes that I can vicariously RELISH.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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MIMSIE!!!!........what did you do?????

This whole time you've been sqigglin........all the psillies have disappeared!!! :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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But not to worry........you'll be fine! ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: So reassuring!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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,,,,,and it's Friday night.......Just goes to show that psillies have no life! :P

That thought crossed my mind too :lol:

Mark is actually home tonight--rare these days, him being so busy with the new job and said company moving across town.

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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I'm without

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I'm without

me too.

o wait. I have none! I'm always without! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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o wait. I have none! I'm always without! :P

:P But you have Lefty and the gang.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:P But you have Lefty and the gang.....

Yah, but your kind don't leave hair balls......that I know of.. :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yah, but your kind don't leave hair balls......that I know of.. :unsure:

Yes they do . . . they're located in the drain of the shower.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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How doe she remember all of that? Is she like a...savant genius 'er sumfin? She must not have kids. Noone with children could POSSIBLY have that much harddrive left.

*snort*..........seriously?...........not a savant genius (a little obsessed wif numbers sometimes :P ).....kids are grown, but worry about them even more now............hard drive????????..........try pen and paper dahling ;)

......and have spent way too much time trying to solve the llamallady mystery! :lol:

I can also give you page numbers of famous psilly artwork............actually......I reposted all those pictures at one time. Don't know the page number, but it was during onezie, twozie......

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just got home from the ice cream social . . . which may have turned into dinner out with the girls. I tell you wot . . . this job barely pays for the social requirements of the job but at this stage of the game, they're a good group of drinkers to hang out with.

Hi Laura!!! Missin' you, too!!!

. . . and Julie

. . . and Richard

. . . and Amanda

. . . and Alex . . . anyone hear from her??

. . . and Sarah

. . . and the rest . . . Here on Gilligan's Isle!! . . . wow, we're down a few, aren't we?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I can also give you page numbers of famous psilly artwork............actually......I reposted all those pictures at one time. Don't know the page number, but it was during onezie, twozie......

*snort* . . . keep those page numbers handy, you never know when we might need to stage another bloodless coup.

Time for bed . . . finally . . . time to start shovelin' mulch tomorrow. Plus, I got some new flowers to plant.

'night sills!!!

. . . and a wee hello to PhluphphieKatt.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I'm without

I believe Bevel is too.

Yes they do . . . they're located in the drain of the shower.

:lol::lol::lol:

<_<

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I'm not absent, just a bit hard to see. I'm that anonymous member you keep seeing.

Long absent and definitely missed are Richard, Sarah and Alex.

Good to see Laura. Today was the start of the big project, if my brain is still working. You must be busy.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Uhm...cause if you don't work you'll end up like Richard Simmons :lol:

If that won't make you work, nuffin will.

"Oh! Grampa's got his own stroller that you can push him in!"

Grampa got trolleyed! :lol:

Was that too awfully bad of me? :ph34r:

I thinks it was absolutely poifekt.

And 'Shroom.........Llamallady is on pages 1025, 1027, 1030, 1031, 1049, 1059, 1083, and 1114....then reappeared on 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2036. There may be more, but that oughta keep you busy.

Thanks. Hate not being "in" on sumfing

Twas de Shroom, not moi. Shroom is a sidler lurker quiet observer of dis kwayziness.

Ist lurkin verboten hier? Aye, t'was I admitted this hayness crime.

Am thinkin of Bev cavorting with stripping firemen, glass of absinthe in hand--may all your dreams come true :lol:

Saturday here, spent most of it trying to get Barb on line cos her computer keeps trying to dial in to our broadband--stoopid computer. Stoopid peep trying to help her. Had to send in the big guns (he's still in there and hasn't even eat lunch :o -- better go check!)

Pulling a Bev and doing laundry and vacuuming, and CLEANING the laundry (to get it to Barb's standards.) Oh the pain of trying to prevent someone potentially criticizing one's lamentable housekeeping!!

After last night's dinner conversation Barb is definitely one of us, wheat allergy my nippleless foot!

'shroom, seeing celiacs behind every leucodendron :)

night peeps, you all is probably off to beddie byes.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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just stopping by to say 'good morning'

no silly in me either.

hugs and a :) to all who need on one.

hi Laura ..miss you too

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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I knew of a couple of 4th graders that were sexually active......she eventually got preggers in the 8th grade.

But not to worry........you'll be fine! ;)

Ummm, "She got preggers in the 8th grade"? "You'll be fine"????? Oh...my...GAWDDDdddddd!!!!

MIMSIE!!!!........what did you do?????

This whole time you've been sqigglin........all the psillies have disappeared!!! :o

I sucked them into me evil vortex put them on a plane to Suzie's.

Yes they do . . . they're located in the drain of the shower.

Ack!!

......and have spent way too much time trying to solve the llamallady mystery! :lol:

I can also give you page numbers of famous psilly artwork............actually......I reposted all those pictures at one time. Don't know the page number, but it was during onezie, twozie......

I find de Llamamama very intriguing, as well. :P

Yes, do share the artwork :)

Peter, I can't wait to read one of your brother's books. He has been quite successful as a writer, something I understand to be incredibly competitive. Good for him.!! Is he shy reserved like you?

Nero Shroom Kiwi bloom--good luck wif your garden. Glad you have help.

BTW--your posts are always so fun and :lol::lol::lol:

Sils, my husband is cooking a breakfast for the crew of pre/pubescant/adolescants as we speak. Smells of bacon and Pamela's pancakes are wafting slowly down the hall...so nice.

Have a good day everyone.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Gooood Saturday morning, Psills!

Yah, but your kind don't leave hair balls......that I know of.. :unsure:

Yes they do . . . they're located in the drain of the shower.

Hey....that's husbands, now, ain't it? <_<

'shroom, seeing celiacs behind every leucodendron :)

I do this constantly, as well, Shroom. . . . .....and I think we are always correct. . . ...

Shroomie's nippleless foot :lol:

Soooooze! Get Phluphphie Katt on here!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Emily . . . since I helped your daughter with her algebra, turnabout is fair play. Skeeter is doing a project on Ottawa. So here is her question for you (typed by Skeeter):

what is the best museum for kids to visit?

what is the best outdoor activity for kids?

what is the best restaurant for people who have to eat gluten free?

:D

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted

It'ssssss Derby Day!

On May 14, 1888

my great-great(great?) Uncle George Covington won the Kentucky Derby

riding Macbeth II in 2:38.

Exciting stuff, huh?

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In 2008 the winner was Big Brown, named for UPS (I work for them).

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Exciting stuff, huh?

Sure is, Minimom!! :D Very cool!

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