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elye Community Regular
I set up on da book (WIH?? I swore I'd never do that).

Raye-chull. . . . ........you would absolutely NOT believe the things that bumbling, unknowing innocents have found themselves doing once caught in the world of Psillyville. . . . . . . ......consider this a mere, mild initiation test that you have passed. . . . .....

:lol:

<n.b. If ever in this sit you ashun again,...please knock back the glass of wine IN ONE afor ye leave ;) >

Mygawd, yes.....even if it is swill .. . .......

Really??...... looks really cosy.....what's your blankie called???

Mine's called Tiger Pig (TP for short)

<WOT??? :unsure: .. Doesn't everyone name their blankies???>

I believe I did name my li'l, shredded blankie that I dragged about as a four-year old.

I named it.. . . . . . .wait fer it. . . . . ....

LISGAR.

:lol::lol:

Do not remember why.

My parents say that I just proclaimed it as blankie's name one day.

I see you did not use yer Queen portrait on da book :P Wise move :lol:

Gah! Decidedly NOT a wise move, Rayechull! Put that regal, stamp-worthy portait up on da book.. . . . .....it really should be on an American stamp. :huh::lol:

....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical?? :unsure:

Holy crap! How on earth did I ever miss such staggering information?? Patteigh's uterus could KNIT and PLAY PIANO?? Hell. . . . . ........ .now that would have been the youtube miscellaneous clip of the year. . . .. .... .. . :lol:

Finally did a real walk after slacking for months, and the alpacas are NEKKID!! Poor wee, chilled things.

Jyess! Hope the poor things are not hanging out near that cemetery with the sudden cold winds blowing through. . .. . ..

.....he wrote a really perky, nice, friendly "I just don't believe in all the things you do, :blink: but I think we can be great friends...

Hmm...he seems not to believe in caring about any details, large or small, regarding anyone other than himself. Yep, iI say he doesn't believe in the same things as you, Sooooze. . . . ..... <_<:rolleyes:

OMG - gardeners are here

Whup! Li'l, Hispanic ones? :unsure:

:rolleyes:


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sweetie-pie, just shave it all off and get you some of Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: But then she'd look like the llamas. Jess- This killed me fer some reason!

MPSST!!!...can anyone else see Bev's got grEy hair underneath??? :unsure:

Devil Child's been on a weeks course at the London Fire Brigade

HE HAS PASSED!!!

I GET TO SPEND THE DAY AT THE FIRE STATION!!!!! ....what a coup!!!!! :lol:

Later peeps ....

YIPPEEE Nickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Alsy home with his own underwear and extra :ph34r:

CAN YOU BELIEVE she didn't take me.....I sent you 200 text messages from the plane. I am now outside yer house peeking in yer window ;)

Good mornin' Psillies. I is sitting here with a big sausage bandage on me (surfin') arm all because of an itsy bitsy peelback of skin which ended up as cellulitis. Ackshully, looks more like a stuffed rolled lamb roast because they put one of 'em netting thangs on it.

OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!

I want Bunnie as my chef!!!!!!!!!!

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Yes - I WILL just wear a giant feather head-dress from now on, thereby deflecting attention AWAY from me hair.....makes perfect sense :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!!! had the most disastrous date ever last night - - with the expensive cognac-buyer........dear gawd - - as some of you already know from FAcebook, I walked out after 1.25 hours in......it was NOT a pretty scene........lamest situation EVER :blink:

Susie- We must get you gluten-free penni pasta :lol: Sorry about yer date. You should have worn the Geronimo headdress- then YOU could have phinished yer glass of wine in peace!

I'm on FaceBook and I'm still confused. Apparently Susie's date stank in more ways than one???

He smelled bad too? Now that's just wrong. Smelly texting self-centered toad!

Like Paddeigh, I too would have walked out!

We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

THAT IS CRAZY- wonder if it will head our way......wow!

Getting ready for the party tonight........who's coming?

Jestgar Rising Star

I got my chickens!!!

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They have to live in my house :blink: for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

elye Community Regular

Jyess gots civckebs!

They have to live in my house :blink: for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

This is quite an adventure. . . ...! :huh::unsure:

:)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jyess gots civckebs!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

This is quite an adventure. . . ...! :huh::unsure:

:)

I have one of each from the links. I'm hoping they're all girls....dunno how you check.

For now they're in a cat carrier in the sunroom.

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

elye Community Regular
Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

:lol::lol::lol:

....Probably driving him crazy.. . .. ..."What in hell?? These things smell just like the slop that I'm given for dinner, outta those cans. .. . ....but better. .. . . ......."

jerseyangel Proficient
Have never named a blankie in my life, in fact, and don't know anyone who has, until YOU. Am quite charmed by it. :lol:

One of me sons did--he named it "Deet".

I got my chickens!!!

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They have to live in my house :blink: for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

Wondering what the kitties think of this arrangement........

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

:lol: And this answers me question. I'd love fer Allo to come phace to beak wif a chicken :P I love chickens--they always look pissed off to me. You got some beauties there, Jess :D

Sillies--it's currently 95 outside B) Humid as well, but I'm handling it better than I thought I would. Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! :rolleyes:

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake :angry: On the one hand, it's good--there's definately a market fer it, but on the other hand--I wanted one :angry: :angry: At one of the locations, there was one on display and it looked good!


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elye Community Regular
Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! :rolleyes:

:blink:

Whoa. . . . ....I'd be in getting produce every bloody day. . . .....

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake :angry:

I've been reading about this fantabulous new Starbucks treat on here, but I'm hearing that it isn't available in Canada (yet). :angry: I'm not certain of this, though.....Oracle POeter? Any info?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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Whoa. . . . ....I'd be in getting produce every bloody day. . . .....

I've been reading about this fantabulous new Starbucks treat on here, but I'm hearing that it isn't available in Canada (yet). :angry: I'm not certain of this, though.....Oracle POeter? Any info?

As previously stated, we have a master baker gluten-free bakery about 15 min away, right near where le lawnmower man works actually, so we get to has freshbaked stuffs. I might try the starbucks thing some time, but ain't nothin gonna beat this lady's cake.

psawyer Proficient

I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

wow Peter--sounds load and scarey. thanks for the pictures

hi all

Patti.......i wanted to get the cake too found a starbucks. Maybe tomrorrow will treat myself think i'll call first

wine in the grocery store........God we know where Patti will be going everyday day

out to sweep the 'maple helicoptors ' off the deck AGAIN today.

it looked like it was snowing them today

One of me sons did--he named it "Deet".

Wondering what the kitties think of this arrangement........

:lol: And this answers me question. I'd love fer Allo to come phace to beak wif a chicken :P I love chickens--they always look pissed off to me. You got some beauties there, Jess :D

Sillies--it's currently 95 outside B) Humid as well, but I'm handling it better than I thought I would. Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! :rolleyes:

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake :angry: On the one hand, it's good--there's definately a market fer it, but on the other hand--I wanted one :angry::angry: At one of the locations, there was one on display and it looked good!

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: Judith said "maple helicopters" :lol:

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

mimommy Contributor
Twas poor wee Shroomie wif the cellulitis, if I remember correctly. :( Had it wrapped up like a sausage......

Have we heard from our dear Neroli today? :unsure: Shroom, how is your arm doing? Hope it is healing--got me fingers crossed and you're in my thoughts.

I know. But youse guys are a different KIND of weirdos. *snigger*

a PRINCE!!!!!! where is he??????????? But a really low-profile prince.....I'm too reclusive to be subjected to the media er summat

Yet, somehow we all understand each other :blink::lol:

Even read each others minds now and again.

Don't worry Mr. Hughes, we'll protect you.

Heard this today and thought of you...

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We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

Omigod, Peter!!! That picture was crazy! Did it damage anything, dent the roof or your cars?

Raye-chull. . . . ........you would absolutely NOT believe the things that bumbling, unknowing innocents have found themselves doing once caught in the world of Psillyville.

Gah! Decidedly NOT a wise move, Rayechull! Put that regal, stamp-worthy portait up on da book.. . . . .....it really should be on an American stamp. :huh::lol:

Oh, um, like becoming...QUEEN?????

A stamp :lol::lol: Yes, I'll finally get the respect I deserve :ph34r::lol:

You know, I was only on there about an hour and some fans friends found me.

Have y'all ever seen two worlds collide?

:unsure: askeert :o

OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!

I want Bunnie as my chef!!!!!!!!!!

He smelled bad too? Now that's just wrong. Smelly texting self-centered toad!

Twas not me, tis Shroom, poor thing. :( Double poopy cow!

I want Bunny as my chef, too.

"Smelly texting self-centered toad" Gahhhh!!! :lol::lol::lol:

sorry Suze :wub:

mimommy Contributor
Jyess gots civckebs!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

:lol: x 20

They's goin' ho'tubbin' wif de beans in de crockpot, me thinks.

I have one of each from the links. I'm hoping they're all girls....dunno how you check.

For now they're in a cat carrier in the sunroom.

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

scratch-n sniff!! :lol::lol:

They look so cool, struttin' there stuff. What cock-y little hens they are.

I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

Peter, you just crack me up sometimes :P

:lol: Judith said "maple helicopters" :lol:

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

I have 3 of these monstrosities in my yard. They drop little red buds first, which we drag through the house. Then they drop the green stems, which we drag through the house. Then, they drop the helicopters, which clog the gutters ad sprout a gazillion maple trees EVERYWHERE. <_<

elye Community Regular
I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

POeter! That's not like you .. . . . .....you're slippin'. .. . . . .. .. :rolleyes:

I'm going to take my mom to Starbucks tomorrow for a mother's day coffee. I so rarely buy myself coffee, or drink it at all.....this is quite an event for me. I do know that I LOVE Starbucks blend, so much more than any other out there.

So, I will ask them if there's any news on the gluten-free treat coming up here.

We are SO slow, SO behind everywhere else with cool, imaginative products. ..... :angry:

No hail here, POeter. . .......looks like we dodged that bullet. Whew... .....

mushroom Proficient

T'is lunchtime here now by the time I got through wif readin' all the psillyness. And t'is raining down here but just a ways away it is snowing up on the hills we look at across the gully canyon when we can see 'em thru the rain. And the harbour is full of cloud and no sailboats today for sure. Brrrr. Getting to be time to fly north for sure.

A few snippets wot caught me fancy:

"Well, at least it was just a glass of wine . . . . .....actually, I would have stayed had it been a shot o' that $$$cognac$$$ sitting in front of me. Sipping it slowly, revelling in its fiery warmth as the silence spreads around the table. . ......feeling the lovely burn down my throat as the background noise stops and starts, a voice I can push away, a droning, self-absorbed, childish monologue from a money-dropping boy-man.. . . ..... ..."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What a pathetic poor wee man-boy. And trying to buy girls with his $$$cognac$$$!! You shoulda known, Soozle. Well, you did know, but you went anyway??? :unsure: :unsure:

"....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical?? unsure.gif"

Now dis is heelairyus! :lol: :lol:

"Twas poor wee Shroomie wif the cellulitis, if I remember correctly. sad.gif Had it wrapped up like a sausage......"

"OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!"

Struth, Shroomie no be Ray-chull. Her head be way too big for such a wee crown anyway. Well, the cells is still ulitising away but t'is not spreading (well not very much anyway). Taking those horrible flucoxacillin on an empty stomach!! but can't handle it; have to have a spoon or two of yogurt first or my stomach lining burns up. They check it again tomorrow. T'is a real POOPY COW x100, cos here I am suppressing me immune system with Humira while trying to fight off infection :unsure: :unsure:

"a PRINCE!!!!!! where is he??????????? But a really low-profile prince.....I'm too reclusive to be subjected to the media er summat"

Surely Good Queen Ray-chull can produce a prince or two for you to choose from; I don't think she has had her womb yanked :unsure:

"Have never named a blankie in my life, in fact, and don't know anyone who has, until YOU. Am quite charmed by it. laugh.gif "

Don't think I ever even had a blankie (that's probubly my problum), only imaginary friends. :lol: My sister used to go out to the clothes line to rub her face with her wet blankie :lol:

"Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! rolleyes.gif"

Good golly, they is only now getting around to this? This is the main reason for grocery shopping, espeshyally when they have five or six different kinds to taste. And then I has to drive home over the hill :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice
:lol: Judith said "maple helicopters" :lol:

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

:lol::lol: *We* used to call them whirleybirds!! Annnnd....my son had a Ducky Blankie :)

flourgirl Apprentice

Psuessle! I think I found your Printz! There is this absolutley beautiphul Phrog in my pond!!!!! I think it's a bullfrog! :lol:

Bev-really...so nice to read you. Hope your doing all right.

Not a lot to add, here. Too poopy-cowed-itis. Hope you're all having a great weekend!

mimommy Contributor
:lol::lol: *We* used to call them whirleybirds!! Annnnd....my son had a Ducky Blankie :)

Ditto on the 'whirleybirds'. We throw 'em in the air and watch them fly down--only works when they're dried out, though.

My blankie has no name, but my pillow did. My favorite pillow when I was young was called "squishy". I couldna sleep wif out it.

Glad Shroomie's OK. Always so nice to read her posts!

No--not squeezin' out a prince--not even for Suze. Deze ova's is old and cranky. So is dis psilly.

elye Community Regular
"Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! rolleyes.gif"

Good golly, they is only now getting around to this? This is the main reason for grocery shopping, espeshyally when they have five or six different kinds to taste. And then I has to drive home over the hill :blink:

:lol::lol: . ... ..and then Shroom has to drive home, up and over the hill .. . ....

This strikes me, somehow, as heelarryussssss. . . ..

Psuessle! I think I found your Printz! There is this absolutley beautiphul Phrog in my pond!!!!! I think it's a bullfrog! :lol:

Sooooozle! You need to get yerself over to Tareeesuh's pond and kiss dat frog!!

<_<:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Ditto on the 'whirleybirds'. We throw 'em in the air and watch them fly down--only works when they're dried out, though.

When I was a kid, we'd take those and split the fat part in half and put them on our noses. We just called em helicopters.

psawyer Proficient
Omigod, Peter!!! That picture was crazy! Did it damage anything, dent the roof or your cars?

The picture shows a Toyota 4Runner in the upper left corner. It now has a slightly "textured" hood. It could have been a lot worse. It is nine years old so the impact (PUN?) is minimal. :D

Peter, you just crack me up sometimes :P

We do aim to please. :)

POeter! That's not like you .. . . . .....you're slippin'. .. . . . .. .. :rolleyes:

Hey, even oracles can have off days (or is that days off?). :unsure:

No hail here, POeter. . .......looks like we dodged that bullet. Whew... .....

It seems that the worst of it was centered on Yonge and Lawrence here in Toronto. The store is five very short blocks north from there. The front was heading in your direction, but it sounds like it has petered out. :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I have 3 of these monstrosities in my yard. They drop little red buds first, which we drag through the house. Then they drop the green stems, which we drag through the house. Then, they drop the helicopters, which clog the gutters ad sprout a gazillion maple trees EVERYWHERE. <_<

Think those 3 stages pretty much cover the nasty buggers

maybe they don't have maple tree in CA

that will have to be in the house contract. :lol:

elye Community Regular

:):) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, PSILLY MOMS!!! :):)

When I was a kid, we'd take those and split the fat part in half and put them on our noses. We just called em helicopters.

Buhneigh! You sound like a dyed-in-the-wool Canuck! That's one of our dearly-held spring traditions, passed down generation to generation....'tis woven into our very culture. . . .... :rolleyes: ...You know, that and the vinegar wif french fries, "lieutenant" being pronounced "leftenant", and the much-honoUred apologizing when someone steps on your foot.. . . .....

Think those 3 stages pretty much cover the nasty buggers

maybe they don't have maple tree in CA

that will have to be in the house contract. :lol:

OMG.....you all would go out of yer minds here... . . ...maple trees EVERYWHERE. . ..red, Japanese, sugar, Norway.... .. and li'l helocopters from all of them, strewn everywhere. There have been enough helicopters on my deck by the end of May to outfit everyone's nose in Eastern Canada. :huh::lol:

DD just got home from NYC . .. . ....a nine-hour, overnight bus ride. You can imagine - - a greyhound full of sixty grade tenners - - she came staggering off the bus, looking as though she had had approximately. . . .........NO sleep. :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
:):) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, PSILLY MOMS!!! :):)

Buhneigh! You sound like a dyed-in-the-wool Canuck! That's one of our dearly-held spring traditions, passed down generation to generation....'tis woven into our very culture. . . .... :rolleyes: ...You know, that and the vinegar wif french fries, "lieutenant" being pronounced "leftenant", and the much-honoUred apologizing when someone steps on your foot.. . . .....

OMG.....you all would go out of yer minds here... . . ...maple trees EVERYWHERE. . ..red, Japanese, sugar, Norway.... .. and li'l helocopters from all of them, strewn everywhere. There have been enough helicopters on my deck by the end of May to outfit everyone's nose in Eastern Canada. :huh::lol:

DD just got home from NYC . .. . ....a nine-hour, overnight bus ride. You can imagine - - a greyhound full of sixty grade tenners - - she came staggering off the bus, looking as though she had had approximately. . . .........NO sleep. :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! :D :D :D

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      @NanceK, I do have Hypersensitivity Type Four reaction to Sulfa drugs, a sulfa allergy.  Benfotiamine and other forms of Thiamine do not bother me at all.  There's sulfur in all kinds of Thiamine, yet our bodies must have it as an essential nutrient to make life sustaining enzymes.  The sulfur in thiamine is in a ring which does not trigger sulfa allergy like sulfites in a chain found in pharmaceuticals.  Doctors are not given sufficient education in nutrition (nor chemistry in this case).  I studied Nutrition before earning a degree in Microbiology.  I wanted to know what vitamins were doing inside the body.   Thiamine is safe and nontoxic even in high doses.   Not feeling well after starting Benfotiamine is normal.  It's called the "thiamine paradox" and is equivalent to an engine backfiring if it's not been cranked up for a while.  Mine went away in about three days.  I took a B Complex, magnesium and added molybdenum for a few weeks. It's important to add a B Complex with all eight essential B vitamins. Supplementing just one B vitamin can cause lows in some of the others and result in feeling worse, too.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption of all the B vitamins, not just thiamine.  You need all eight.  Thiamine forms including Benfotiamine interact with each of the other B vitamins in some way.  It's important to add a magnesium glycinate or chelate supplement as well.  Forms of Thiamine including Benfotiamine need magnesium to make those life sustaining enzymes.  (Don't use magnesium oxide.  It's not absorbed well.  It pulls water into the intestines and is used to relieve constipation.)   Molybdenum is a trace mineral that helps the body utilize forms of Thiamine.   Molybdenum supplements are available over the counter.  It's not unusual to be low in molybdenum if low in thiamine.   I do hope you will add the necessary supplements and try Benfotiamine again. Science-y Explanation of Thiamine Paradox: https://hormonesmatter.com/paradoxical-reactions-with-ttfd-the-glutathione-connection/#google_vignette
    • Wheatwacked
      Your goal is not to be a good puppet, there is no gain in that. You might want to restart the ones that helped.  It sounds more like you are suffering from malnutrition.  Gluten free foods are not fortified with things like Thiamine (B1), vitamin D, Iodine, B1,2,3,5,6 and 12 as non-gluten free products are required to be. There is a Catch-22 here.  Malnutrition can cause SIBO, and SIBO can worsen malnutrition. Another possibility is side effects from any medication that are taking.  I was on Metformin 3 months before it turned me into a zombi.  I had crippling side effects from most of the BP meds tried on me, and Losartan has many of the side effects on me from my pre gluten free days. Because you have been gluten free, you can test and talk until you are blue in the face but all of your tests will be negative.  Without gluten, you will not create the antigen against gluten, no antigens to gluten, so no small intestine damage from the antigens.  You will need to do a gluten challange to test positive if you need an official diagnosis, and even then, no guaranty: 10 g of gluten per day for 6 weeks! Then a full panel of Celiac tests and biopsy. At a minimum consider vitamin D, Liquid Iodine (unless you have dermatitis herpetiformis and iodine exasperates the rash), and Liquid Geritol. Push for vitamin D testing and a consult with a nutritionist experienced with Celiack Disease.  Most blood tests don't indicate nutritional deficiencies.  Your thyroid tests can be perfect, yet not indicate iodine deficiency for example.  Thiamine   test fine, but not pick up on beriberi.  Vegans are often B12 deficient because meat, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy are the primary souces of B12. Here is what I take daily.  10,000 IU vitamin D3 750 mg g a b a [   ] 200 mg CoQ10 [   ] 100 mg DHEA [   ] 250 mg thiamine B1 [   ] 100 mg of B2 [   ] 500 mg B5 pantothenic acid [   ] 100 mg B6 [   ] 1000 micrograms B12 n [   ] 500 mg vitamin c [   ] 500 mg taurine [   ] 200 mg selenium   
    • NanceK
      Hi…Just a note that if you have an allergy to sulfa it’s best not to take Benfotiamine. I bought a bottle and tried one without looking into it first and didn’t feel well.  I checked with my pharmacist and he said not to take it with a known sulfa allergy. I was really bummed because I thought it would help my energy level, but I was thankful I was given this info before taking more of it. 
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
    • Scott Adams
      Hopefully the food she eats away from home, especially at school, is 100% gluten-free. If you haven't checked in with the school directly about this, it might be worth a planned visit with their staff to make sure her food is safe.
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