The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

And they charged you $120 to fix it?

No--that's the amazing part! I asked him what I owed him and he said--nothing!!

[nikki-uk]

Hai Scills!!!!!

Jess's toxic waste fish dinner ..... do you glow in the dark after??

liquor at butt drugs.....

liquor butt drugs....

parking in the rear, liquor butt drugs.....

I think I could go on for days!!

This tickled me as you made the same connection as me!! ......but what does it all mean??

[jerseyangel]

Hiya Nik

[nikki-uk]

Hiya Nik

Pads!!

[Mtndog]

JUst a quick poop in to say..........

Butt

Drugs

and I'm glad Jacquie is home and Pieter is taking good care of her.

[jerseyangel]

JUst a quick poop in to say..........

Butt

Drugs

Just cuz it's really phunny.....

[nikki-uk]

JUst a quick poop in to say..........

Butt

Drugs

Nuff said

[elye]

No--that's the amazing part! I asked him what I owed him and he said--nothing!!

And, uh....... .. ...thumb size?

and I'm glad Jacquie is home and Pieter is taking good care of her.

YES! Amen. How is Lady Oracle Jacquie, POeter?

[psawyer]

How is Lady Oracle Jacquie, POeter?

She is faring well, it seems.

[jerseyangel]

And, uh....... .. ...thumb size?

I actually got a decent gander since he was fiddling wif me computer there on the counter in front of me. About average, I'd say....

She is faring well, it seems.

Lots of rest and no lifting at all

[curlyfries]

Methinks the Psilly thread should be broadcast through the intercoms of hospital recovery and observation areas -- professionals reading our lines, going through the posts in real time, with recap and summaries before shift-change. People would recover more quickly.....and even if they didn't, they would be larfin', and larfter ALWAYS helps.. . .. ..... .

Amen to that! I never stopped reading whilst in TexA$$! Nothin to share, but soooo needed the occassional largh giggle weak smile

.....and bout had a fit when Jan-knit threatened suggested taking me off the e-mail chain!

HIH did you ever phigure that out?

That was hubby's mastermind

.....he's good with duct tape and his big tools too!

Liq-her Butt......what???.......CRAP!!!!.....can't see previous posts to help me remember

[curlyfries]

Ahhhh, yes.....

Liq-her Butt Drugs

[celiac-mommy]

Lots of rest and no lifting at all

Yeah, no more scenes from CSI! But have yer duckt (??) tape handy just in case..... cuz it fixes anything

Sooooo, with the final prompt from my therapist yesterday, I started my cookbook today I don't know how long it will take or what I expect, but I've had so many people tell me I should.....so I am! I's skeert!!

All my cake recipes will be in there too......

[celiac-mommy]

.....he's good with duct tape

Great minds post at the same time!!! You just knew how to spell it

[curlyfries]

Great minds post at the same time!!! You just knew how to spell it

Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke!

[curlyfries]

I started my cookbook today

Awesome endeavor!!! I know it will be fan-f@rkin-tastic!

[celiac-mommy]

For you Leezah

[curlyfries]

For you Leezah

OMG!.....My creative writing teacher in HS always called me Leezah, no matter how many times I tried to tell him!

[jerseyangel]

Sooooo, with the final prompt from my therapist yesterday, I started my cookbook today I don't know how long it will take or what I expect, but I've had so many people tell me I should.....so I am! I's skeert!!

It's gonna be great!! How exciting!!

[elye]

......CRAP!!!!.....can't see previous posts to help me remember

I've been outta the Great Phorum Loop -- is everyone, like me, sidelined and greatly handicapped by this new feature (or lack thereof) that no longer allows us to see past posts when we are posting? 'Tis quite... .. ..debilitating, at times... . .... ...I believe that this should be brought forward in the official minutes of the Moderators Only Section as an item to peruse.

Oh, yes.. . .. . .....and right beneath this, the question of why I cannot apply mascara with my mouth closed.

[curlyfries]

Oh, yes.. . .. . .....and right beneath this, the question of why I cannot apply mascara with my mouth closed.

Tis quite simple......

When you apply mascara, you raise your eyebrows, thus pulling the skin upwards, causing the mouth to gape open. This is a sign of still young, tight skin.

I, on the other hand, no longer have young, tight skin, therefore I do not have a problem keeping my mouth shut.

However......it seems that some tightness-challenged women still apply make-up with mouth open. This is either due to poor memory (forgot that eyebrows no longer able to open mouth) or poor eyesight (and the erroneous belief that opening the mouth provides more light to shine on the optic nerve, thus improving vision)

[celiac-mommy]

Tis quite simple......

When you apply mascara, you raise your eyebrows, thus pulling the skin upwards, causing the mouth to gape open. This is a sign of still young, tight skin.

I, on the other hand, no longer have young, tight skin, therefore I do not have a problem keeping my mouth shut.

However......it seems that some tightness-challenged women still apply make-up with mouth open. This is either due to poor memory (forgot that eyebrows no longer able to open mouth) or poor eyesight (and the erroneous belief that opening the mouth provides more light to shine on the optic nerve, thus improving vision)

:blink:

:lol:

Anyone know how many stamps I need to send a regular ol' letter to British Columbia??

[elye]

Anyone know how many stamps I need to send a regular ol' letter to British Columbia??

Well.... . . . . . I know that it currently costs us Canucks a buck in postage to send a regular letter to the US.

The Oracle will know.... . .. .

[mushroom]

Tis quite simple......

When you apply mascara, you raise your eyebrows, thus pulling the skin upwards, causing the mouth to gape open. This is a sign of still young, tight skin.

I, on the other hand, no longer have young, tight skin, therefore I do not have a problem keeping my mouth shut.

However......it seems that some tightness-challenged women still apply make-up with mouth open. This is either due to poor memory (forgot that eyebrows no longer able to open mouth) or poor eyesight (and the erroneous belief that opening the mouth provides more light to shine on the optic nerve, thus improving vision)

Lurved this whole post

Then there are those of us who, despite our damnedest efforts, still pull our mouths into that funny little line (to prevent them opening??? ) when we're applying any cosmetics, just like our muvvers used to, and we used to make fun of them for doing that, and now we finds ourselves doing it too

Sure proof of genetics at work.

Just like my right thumb locks into a certain position, just like my mom's used to, and I have to use my other hand to straighten it out

Now let's see, what else can I blame on me mom? Don't get me started But the RA comes from me Dad Most of the other stuff, though, is maternally influenced, except my strong bones (read large frame as well ) and big head - barely a hat made to encase the brains bulging from this hulking skull of mine. I see they have finally changed the sizing to read "One Size Fits MOST!!

[Jestgar]

Most of the other stuff, though, is maternally influenced, except my strong bones (read large frame as well ) and big head - barely a hat made to encase the brains bulging from this hulking skull of mine. I see they have finally changed the sizing to read "One Size Fits MOST!!

We may possibly have the same mom