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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hate when I do stuff like that. I forgot I couldn't eat walnuts. Remembered was reminded after eating a whole bowl of them....

We really are quite the group, aren't we? :lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Bunnie - I hope that takes care of it and you feel better.

Jess - Just hanging around waiting for Rachelle? On the book it looked like she's out spending money.

Gonna have some tomatoes tonight - will be on the lookout for trouble.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Just got back from a PT appt. Does anyone else spend all their doctor's appointments laughing hysterically?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Don't smack yerselph Bunnie--I just found myself sensitive (really sensitive) to lemons. I hadn't had freshly brewed ice tea in a long time and got a hankering for it last week so I made some. I had a wedge of lemon in a glass every day and after about 4 days I was having D, then ...well suffice it to say that I felt like I was burning from my mouth on down.

Took a week to clear up. I've stayed away from citrus for quite a while ever since my daily orange juice began giving me problems after I went gluten-free. I've read that tomatoes and strawberries can act similarly.

Jeesh :angry:

Ain't that odd, strawberries make my tongue burn so I've never eaten enough of them to cause a problem......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ain't that odd, strawberries make my tongue burn so I've never eaten enough of them to cause a problem......

Yeah--I can, and do, eat bushels of blueberries but strawberries make me burn. I'll have a few once in a great while, but that's it.

Right now, I'm making a pot of butternut squash soup wif apples, onion, celery, and a dash of cinnamon. I had some things I wanted to use up, and with just me here I can eat some tonight and have lots left over. It almost smells "Thanksgiving-y" in here :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just got back from a PT appt. Does anyone else spend all their doctor's appointments laughing hysterically?

What did you do? Did they have you play funny childish games? Or is your PT really funny?

Right now, I'm making a pot of butternut squash soup wif apples, onion, celery, and a dash of cinnamon. I had some things I wanted to use up, and with just me here I can eat some tonight and have lots left over. It almost smells "Thanksgiving-y" in here :P

Sounds delicious. I'll help you eat that up! Saw a recipe for something like that - it was one of those recipes that make something simple very complex.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sounds delicious. I'll help you eat that up! Saw a recipe for something like that - it was one of those recipes that make something simple very complex.

C'mon over :D

I did it very simply--put everything into a pot with chicken broth (sauteed the onion and celery first in a little good olive oil) and cooked until very soft. I was hoping I wouldn't have to drag out the food processor, and tried using a potato masher first. It didn't get nearly creamy enough, so I did have to run it through the processor.

It's really good!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It's really good!

Although next time, I'm going to add carrots.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh, dear, Bhughnnie - - no tomato pasties for you. Actually, unless you have a SKIN reaction to tomatoes, they would probably be okay........ :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh, dear, Bhughnnie - - no tomato pasties for you. Actually, unless you have a SKIN reaction to tomatoes, they would probably be okay........ :rolleyes:

Of course then we might not be able to tell where she ends and the tomatoes begin.....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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C'mon over :D

I did it very simply--put everything into a pot with chicken broth (sauteed the onion and celery first in a little good olive oil) and cooked until very soft. I was hoping I wouldn't have to drag out the food processor, and tried using a potato masher first. It didn't get nearly creamy enough, so I did have to run it through the processor.

It's really good!

you know what you need? An immersion blender! They're so awesome! And way easier to clean than a whole food processor. You should look it up, you can get a good one for 40 bucks. Good for smoothies and soups and whipping cream and all sorts a stuff!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Of course then we might not be able to tell where she ends and the tomatoes begin.....

Way to put an image of my bright red breasticles in my head.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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you know what you need? An immersion blender! They're so awesome! And way easier to clean than a whole food processor. You should look it up, you can get a good one for 40 bucks. Good for smoothies and soups and whipping cream and all sorts a stuff!

I know--I was thinking that as I was processing. It's one gadget I don't have.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Way to put an image of my bright red breasticles in my head.....

<snort>

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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you know what you need? An immersion blender! They're so awesome! And way easier to clean than a whole food processor. You should look it up, you can get a good one for 40 bucks. Good for smoothies and soups and whipping cream and all sorts a stuff!

I don't have one either. I'm running out of room ( oh.. Who am I kidding? I ran out of room 15 years ago) in my kitchen.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I don't have one either. I'm running out of room ( oh.. Who am I kidding? I ran out of room 15 years ago) in my kitchen.

That's why these are so great, they take up almost NO space, they can fit in a drawer. If there's space in my kitchen, there's space in yours! I have the least storage of any kitchen I've ever seen, it's ridiculous.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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That's why these are so great, they take up almost NO space, they can fit in a drawer. If there's space in my kitchen, there's space in yours! I have the least storage of any kitchen I've ever seen, it's ridiculous.

That's true. There's room in ANY kitchen for one. I saw them being used on Ready, Steady, Cook, a British program, and said I gotta have one of those. I have a Braun. It is a mini-processor (chops nuts and stuff like that), then you take the handle part off and attach the blending wand or a whisk. They are really cool.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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That's true. There's room in ANY kitchen for one. I saw them being used on Ready, Steady, Cook, a British program, and said I gotta have one of those. I have a Braun. It is a mini-processor (chops nuts and stuff like that), then you take the handle part off and attach the blending wand or a whisk. They are really cool.

OOOOH! OK. I think you have talked me into one. There must be something I can get rid of to make space. Maybe the 6 cheap metal cooking spoons with cracked wooden handles?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Russle is fabulous. Jesse is really nice, except that he appears to have this thing about making sure women drik enough vodka....

going to bed

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celiac-mommy
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Russle is fabulous. Jesse is really nice, except that he appears to have this thing about making sure women drik enough vodka....

going to bed

No, Jess is phabulous! Had a great dinner, I mean vodka, and she's right-he always makes sure the ladies have enough vodka :). Had a crazy walk up a crazy huge hill, now I'm toast-and still woozy.... Off to Canadia tomorrow, will post some pictures tomorrow!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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No, Jess is phabulous! Had a great dinner, I mean vodka, and she's right-he always makes sure the ladies have enough vodka :). Had a crazy walk up a crazy huge hill, now I'm toast-and still woozy.... Off to Canadia tomorrow, will post some pictures tomorrow!

Thanks for helping me start my day off with a big, fat laugh you guys!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Russle is fabulous. Jesse is really nice, except that he appears to have this thing about making sure women drik enough vodka....

going to bed

No, Jess is phabulous! Had a great dinner, I mean vodka, and she's right-he always makes sure the ladies have enough vodka :). Had a crazy walk up a crazy huge hill, now I'm toast-and still woozy.... Off to Canadia tomorrow, will post some pictures tomorrow!

:lol: Sounds like you tuckered each other out! Glad youse had a nice visit :D

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celiac-mommy
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Goodness! I slept zero hours last night. It's cool and all to see our hotel is a very tall round tower, but you add some wind and rain whipping around that building and yous gets a LOT of noise. I'm now on the boat, about to have to turn my lifeline off and we pick the ONLY seats behind a family of 2 SCREAMING children and their obnoxious baby talking parents and grandparents. The kids are not babies.... I just took 2 motion sickness pills and have no idea what they will do to me, we were too late for me to get my coffee this morning..... We haven't even left the pier yet! I think I shall try to nap--that or laugh watching the woman across from me scowling in disdain regarding these 2 kids. Wonder if I can get away with taking a pic of her.....

Uh oh, iPhone has to go ni-night right now. Love you all, pray we make it alive on this "big boat, yes it is, isn't this a big, big boat" <gag>

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Have fun Rach!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oye Rash-elle....between the pills and lack of coffee, maybe you'll sleep through the whole thing! :P

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