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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Alrighty then, I'll be expectin' you gals . . . 5:00 . . . perfect . . . but what is Lisa bringing a bushel or two "of"?

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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OYSTERS! But get the grill ready...we're roastin' . You all do know that at they are known to be an afrodisiac?! Yeah, uh huh! :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You all do know that at they are known to be an afrodisiac?! Yeah, uh huh! :ph34r:

Well now B)

This is shaping up to be quite the par-tay!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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You ladies planning on bringing your own hubbies?? . . . as I don't plan on sharing mine and Lisa seems to be intent on getting us all revved up.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

You ladies planning on bringing your own hubbies?? . . .

Well, unless you have a better idea? :lol:

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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I ate toooooo much :blink:

I was naughty tonight and just had my pasta with no veggies.... but.... i was stuck smelling lasangua and pizza too :(

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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You ladies planning on bringing your own hubbies?? . . . as I don't plan on sharing mine and Lisa seems to be intent on getting us all revved up.

Revved up :blink: What's that? :P

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

I totally don't need any oysters.... :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Hmmmmmm . . . <_< . . . <drumming fingers on the table>

It's after 5:00 . . . where the hell are you guys???

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Hmmmmmm . . . <_< . . . <drumming fingers on the table>

It's after 5:00 . . . where the hell are you guys???

Patti and Em forgot to pick me up, soooooo I'll be about nine hours late. <_< Leave a light on. B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sorry Jan- it....um.....(looking down at toe, swiveling phoot back and forth)....car wouldn't start. Yep, darn car:(

Trick or Treaters coming around now. Happy Jersey Halloween everybody! :-)

Think I'll join ya in that glass of wine, Lisa. (think there's room for both of us in there ?)

Hee

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Yup, wine always makes everything better. And home alone for the moment...it's a lovely noise.

Car? Ah huh... :rolleyes: You just wanted to stay and hand out countless pieces of candy to adults who drag their children along. :huh:

:ph34r: BOO!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ah, solitude! Nice every so often ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Got some 'call of the wild' free samples (I hope they were meant to be free :ph34r: ) at the chicken food store. Kitties are thinking they're getting treats. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sorry Jan- it....um.....(looking down at toe, swiveling phoot back and forth)....car wouldn't start. Yep, darn car:(

I was sitting on my doorstep, li'l suitcase in hand.....several bottles of wine in my backpack....waiting and waiting.....

Okay, we gotta raincheck.....next time I'll fly to Jersey and we'll drive from your house, Pattiegh. If your car acts up, well, I'm stranded at YOUR place. I'll have my backpack full of pinot.... B);)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sounds like a plan, Em!! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I was sitting on my doorstep, li'l suitcase in hand.....several bottles of wine in my backpack....waiting and waiting.....

Okay, we gotta raincheck.....next time I'll fly to Jersey and we'll drive from your house, Pattiegh. If your car acts up, well, I'm stranded at YOUR place. I'll have my backpack full of pinot.... B);)

Whatever. You know she was lightening up the backpack by 'sampling' the wine.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Just voted! Line was long already. I showed up right about 6am as thier were opening and got out about 647am. Line was longer when I left then when I arrived.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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The advantages of not working . . . I'm going to go mid-afternoon and avoid all those people trying to vote on their way to work, at lunch, or leaving a tad early to vote on their way home for work. I'm targeting 2:00 pm. Four years ago, there was still a pretty darn good line at that time.

I'll be glad when this is over . . . I'm sick of the ads and I'm sick of the phone calls.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Well, a raincheck it is . . . the wine will keep (if we can keep Em out of it) . . . but watchu gonna do with all them oysters, Lisa?

Got any Junior Mints left, Patti? How about a sugar hangover? (I always have one of those the day after Halloween :ph34r: )

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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I'll be glad when this is over . . . I'm sick of the ads and I'm sick of the phone calls.

Ditto on putting the ads behind us!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I hear ya, Jan-it. I plan to go mid morning for the same reason.

Wonder of wonders, there are actually a few boxes of Junior Mints left. :P

We had lots of kids last night--I was curious to see what would happen with it being postponed but it actually felt like Halloween.

Yes--the ads, and phone calls pertaining to the elections. Will not miss those at all!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

the wine will keep (if we can keep Em out of it) . . .

<snort> :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Hubby went this morning . . . 7:30 ish . . . 45 minute wait but apparently everyone we know was there to keep him company. :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Wahington and Oregon are vote by mail. I dropped off my ballot a week ago. 'tis nice.

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