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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Did not have the pleasure of knowing her. I believe I joined after she stopped writing. My heart and prayers go to all of you and her family who knew and cherished her. I wish I had known her. She sounds like a bright and shining star.

Loey :( :(

Metta (Mouse) passed away several months ago and was in complete control through her journey and was VERY firm in her wishes. She left nothing undone. She was a pistol and proud of it. :rolleyes: And generous beyond belief. It was my pleasure to know her.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm a Taurus- we're supposedly great in bed. You know you all wanna bag me. :rolleyes:

Bun said "bag me". <snort>

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm a Taurus- we're supposedly great in bed. You know you all wanna bag me. :rolleyes:

Well.....the toes are cute......

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Oh jeez more about "the toe job"?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh jeez more about "the toe job"?

<snooooort>

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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:blink: ummm....

Never go to king soopers the friday before thanksgiving when there are turkeys on sale. :blink: the people, they waz swarmin'.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Well if somebody wants to walk me through how to change the dang thing I will!

We had a 'best feet' contest like four years ago or something and I haven't bothered

with it since..... oy.....

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I like the tootsies:).

tom Contributor
tom
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I like the tootsies:).

Ditto! I'm just making up things in honoUr of general psilliness. :P

GottaSki Mentor
GottaSki
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I love the cuddle feet pic - I've got a similar set that generally look quite nice even when the rest of me looks and feels like crap ;)

GottaSki Mentor
GottaSki
Posted

:blink: ummm....

Never go to king soopers the friday before thanksgiving when there are turkeys on sale. :blink: the people, they waz swarmin'.

Last year I was trying to find extra large fresh birds for a deal and people were a bit prickly -- a very nice butcher at my local store went to look in back for extra large birds for me -- found the last two and thought it was going to start a riot when I put both in my cart -- luckily it was one of the rare missions that I had my hubby along to block while I escaped with my birds. Hey - it's not my fault no one else thought to ask if there were any more? :P

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Last year I was trying to find extra large fresh birds for a deal and people were a bit prickly -- a very nice butcher at my local store went to look in back for extra large birds for me -- found the last two and thought it was going to start a riot when I put both in my cart -- luckily it was one of the rare missions that I had my hubby along to block while I escaped with my birds. Hey - it's not my fault no one else thought to ask if there were any more? :P

Luckily this store seemed to have a good supply, but i kept my distance. They were circling like vultures.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

I used to work in a grocery store. People get CRAZY before holidays and storms.

Still makes no sense to me. How, if your power goes out in a storm, are you going

to use the milk and eggs you're buying? How do you not know Thanksgiving is coming

and at least somewhat prepare ahead of time? Why must you make us suffer ten

minutes before closing Thanksgiving Eve?.....

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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I used to work in a grocery store. People get CRAZY before holidays and storms.

Still makes no sense to me. How, if your power goes out in a storm, are you going

to use the milk and eggs you're buying? How do you not know Thanksgiving is coming

and at least somewhat prepare ahead of time? Why must you make us suffer ten

minutes before closing Thanksgiving Eve?.....

During this time of year, i tend to be more polite to the employees (not that i'm not the rest of the year just moreso). Like for example, today an employee was stalking potatos. One fell off and rolled toward me, so i picked it up and handed it to him.

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

Well if somebody wants to walk me through how to change the dang thing I will!

....

How about a change of nail color? Just spray a new color on right? :)

Or maybe try those smush on shoe polish colors in the roller top bottle. You could change them every day really quick!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

[T]oday an employee was stalking potatos.

So, what, was he sneaking around the produce section, trying to spy on the potatoes without being seen? :wacko:

I love auto-correct. B)

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

So, what, was he sneaking around the produce section, trying to spy on the potatoes without being seen? :wacko:

I love auto-correct. B)

What's the world coming to, when we stalk more frequently than we stack?? :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

What's the world coming to, when we stalk more frequently than we stack?? :blink:

Stalking the Stocker while he stacks stalks of celery?

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

I see y'all have been having fun while my family and I were off.... EARNING OUR BLACK BELTS! W00T! :D

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

Gah! I'm sorry i meant stocking :blink:

I'm more tired than i thought.

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

Wooo black belts, amazing!!!!

I'm doing whatever Vynscent says from now on :o

What's a good age to start with kids? Mine are 3 and 5. One would benefit from confidence and coordination, the other discipline and rule following (!)

CONGRATULATIONS

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I see y'all have been having fun while my family and I were off.... EARNING OUR BLACK BELTS! W00T! :D

Congrats Vihnnsehnt!! . . . and family!! . . . :applaudingsmiley:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I see y'all have been having fun while my family and I were off.... EARNING OUR BLACK BELTS! W00T! :D

Yippee and woot!!!!!!! Congrats V and phamily!! You guys is phierce:)

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

I like the tootsies:).

I have THE Universe's UGLIEST feet!!!! :( I can't wear sandals or open toed shoe's. On one foot I have a seriously crossed bunion. The other does the vulcan split ("be well & prosper"). Little children run away shrieking with fear (I made that up LOL) At the beach I bury them and they don't surface until I leave. The worst part is that I had surgery on them and within 3 months they went back to their crossed self. No refunds either! In my next life I want party pheet!!!

Hugz,

Loey :wacko:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

I see y'all have been having fun while my family and I were off.... EARNING OUR BLACK BELTS! W00T! :D

Sending positive energy and energized hugs to you, Kristi & Timothy. I have no doubt that you'll get them as I know you really Grandmaster Vydor in disguised as Vincent. Anyone who does't understand REALLY needs to read his seriously incredible books!!!!!

Loey

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