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Boy you leave to have lunch and miss quite a bit....

One needs to be truly dedicated to goofing off to keep up around here. :unsure::ph34r:

I'm on my lunch hour...uh that's it... :unsure:

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Sorry, we can't have the Boy Scouts and MJ in the same parade. :o

I just got off the phone with him, Michael Jackson says he'll stay in Bahrain, has some more skin-bleaching sessions and also said he was too afraid of the yeti (but in fact HAS been doing some hyperbaric treatments w/ sacred yeti scat that he dug up on Neverland).

:lol:

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... and also said he was too afraid of the yeti...

But remember this is a YETI in Scout's clothes...:huh:

ah, sweet temptation...

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey! Did some quick research. The Australian term for their mysterious hairy bipoedal hominid is not Yeti (that's Nepal), but Yowie. Much nicer...better for the parade. Jess, some new stanzas, please? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I think our parade needs The A-team to hand out Glow sticks too :)

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that woman who BOUGHT ammo for her son :o ...............oh my gawd. Just look at her, sick in body and mind - - she is MY

Um . . . you're 46?!?! You HONESTLY do not look a day over 36. So is living with Dingos the true Fountain of Youth?

I accidentally glutened myself on Wednesday evening (with the stupidest mistake in the history of Celiac Disease) and I was finally able to get some sleep last night. Not sure if it was the gluten or my crazy blood sugar but I had some really weird dreams. But the general theme of these dreams was a very odd, rather perverse parade! So I just wanted to report that all of this silliness made it into my messed up dreams!

Thanks for all of the funniness. It does a body good. I can't believe I'm laughing within 48 hours of ingesting gluten.

Once the hellish first 24 hours were over I decided I was going to try and fight the glutening and just carry on but my brain and my tummy aren't on board with that <_< . So I'm heading back to bed. Have fun with all the funniness. Thanks for the much needed giggles.

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Hey! Did some quick research. The Australian term for their mysterious hairy bipoedal hominid is not Yeti (that's Nepal), but Yowie. Much nicer...better for the parade. Jess, some new stanzas, please? :lol:

uh

"Who's the guy in the big fur coat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who's on top of the rainbow float?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who can tip the biggest boat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Hey! Who ate Chuck Heston's goat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

ok, got a little lame towards the end.

or all the way through,

but come on! How many poems about giant furry semimythical beasts can a girl come up with in one morning?

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I think our parade needs The A-team to hand out Glow sticks too :)

Maybe Jan Michael Vincent (the man with three first names) could do a fly-over in "Airwolf". I hear he's looking for work. (as are most of the stars from 80's tv favorites :huh: )

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Jestgar
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Can I drive David Hasselhoff's car KITT? I seem to remember him already assigned some other role in the parade.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Thanks for all of the funniness. It does a body good. I can't believe I'm laughing within 48 hours of ingesting gluten.

Glad we can get your mind off the yuckiness--at least for a few minutes. Feel better, my friend :)

uh

"Who's the guy in the big fur coat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who's on top of the rainbow float?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who can tip the biggest boat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Hey! Who ate Chuck Heston's goat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

ok, got a little lame towards the end.

or all the way through,

but come on! How many poems about giant furry semimythical beasts can a girl come up with in one morning?

:lol: Fabu :lol:

Is that you in the Rainbow Brite costume? How cute :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Is that you in the Rainbow Brite costume? How cute :D

Hey! It is NOT a costume.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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But the general theme of these dreams was a very odd, rather perverse parade!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry about the glutening.

And, no, I'm NOT caught up. I have two busy days and this thread takes off!

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Can I drive David Hasselhoff's car KITT? I seem to remember him already assigned some other role in the parade.

Yep--and I'll follow you in the Dukes of Hazzard car (the one with no working doors)--it'll be me and Chuck :wub:

He's leaving his big Dodge truck at home ;)

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jerseyangel
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Hey! It is NOT a costume.

Of course--what got into me? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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uh

"Who's the guy in the big fur coat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who's on top of the rainbow float?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Who can tip the biggest boat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

"Hey! Who ate Chuck Heston's goat?"

"YOWIE!" "YOWIE!"

ok, got a little lame towards the end.

or all the way through,

but come on! How many poems about giant furry semimythical beasts can a girl come up with in one morning?

Nay, Nay, quite excellent, I say. (That actually sounds more like Dr. Seuss)

Plus, the goat had it coming.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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that woman who BOUGHT ammo for her son ...............oh my gawd. Just look at her, sick in body and mind - - she is MY

Are we talking about the lady in PA?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Are we talking about the lady in PA?

Yes--Montgomery County.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh, and two thumbs up for School House Rock. One of my faves from kidhood. I just got the DVD for my kids a couple of months ago. My favorite was/is Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Yes--Montgomery County.

When they showed the table full of guns I almost died. What is wrong with people today. That place is not so far from Harrisburg. Maybe an hour.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Yep--and I'll follow you in the Dukes of Hazzard car (the one with no working doors)--it'll be me and Chuck :wub:

I just hope it's the original version and not the re-make, please leave Jessica Simpson at home!

How's the packing going Patti?

I agree Susie Q does not look her age, no Susie Q hit 30-ish and just stopped. Susie Q defies time, and gravity. It's just something she does.

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I agree Susie Q does not look her age, no Susie Q hit 30-ish and just stopped. Susie Q defies time, and gravity. It's just something she does.

:lol:

Hmmmm . . . do we know how old the photo is? :huh: I look ten years younger, too, when I use a photo from ten years ago. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hmmmm . . . do we know how old the photo is? :huh: I look ten years younger, too, when I use a photo from ten years ago. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Note also the use of 'soft focus' to blur the lines

oh, wait, I'm not wearing my glasses.

Never mind

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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I agree Susie Q does not look her age, no Susie Q hit 30-ish and just stopped. Susie Q defies time, and gravity. It's just something she does.

... a bit like Chuck Norris :P

I do vaguely remember that I once heard, through a friend of a friend, that the only thing that even comes close to sending a chill up the mighty Mr. Norris' spine is the thought of meeting the business end of the Iroquois Skull Crusher that hangs above Susie's mantle. Speak softly and carry BIG STICK! She defies time, gravity and any other laws of physics that she pleases! :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I agree Susie Q does not look her age, no Susie Q hit 30-ish and just stopped. Susie Q defies time, and gravity. It's just something she does.

:lol: SO not true. But, Alex, to answer your question, YES, the secret is living with dingos, AND lots of sunscreen. ;)

oh, and still having ACNE at 45 helps a lot :angry: (two months shy of 46)

Got carded until my late 30's, early 40's.....then gained over TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS removing gluten and, never get carded any more.

har-RUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Hmmmm . . . do we know how old the photo is? :huh: I look ten years younger, too, when I use a photo from ten years ago. :lol:

Ahem, excuse me, picture taken in July of this year. :P A confession: objects in photo appear younger than in person. In real life, I look quite haggard today, and would NOT insert a photo from this week, should one be taken (like the elusive yeti, I am hard to capture on film).

bloody miserable headache and puffy eyes today, just what IS in Coca Cola? :unsure: somebody tell me, because I NEVER drink them, and had half of one at lunch yesterday.....is it the chemicals? feel and look like rubbish today. and now must head out to Cheesecake FActory for lunch......ugh. Wish to remain in seclusion today.

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