The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

Do tell???

Why!!! Emily's ability to drink even the most hardened Lumberjacks under the table is legendary!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

...uhhhhh hallucinogenic drugs plus high places are pretty far down my list of things to do before i die...right towards the end...just above scaling a razor ribbon topped eletrified chain-link fence...naked...in the rain...at night...on national tv...in Alabama

*yawn* been there, done that.

Susie--

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OMG! excellent, thank you Pah-ti.

Given some more thought to the whle moderator question... perhaps the big cheese has slected our moderators witht he whole "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" mentality...HE (capitalized to show respect) is really keeping a close eye on a select bunch of known table dancers and trampoline bouncers...it makes me feel better to think this is true...anybody see my hallucinogenic meds? My model glue? My whiteout? Something!Please! My cherry flavored highlighter !

hmmm...I think your theory fits, Scott did ask yours truly - that's right - a few months back, to be a moderator.

shocked the bejaysus out of me....I pondered it for about a day and did decline. told him that I needed to be free to be as silly as I want.

Did not tell him that I have hardly a SHRED of common sense.

She was young and needed the money

Patti....did those hallucinogens arrive ALREADY???

PATTI !!!!!!!!!

Are YOU taking Susie's drugs??? .......

Merry Mirth Makers

THEY (capitalized to show distrust and contempt) don't call them "drugs"...I have heard that THEY take a daily SOMA supplement...just a rumoUr as far as i know

OMG - I have nearly a full bottle of SOMA in my cupboard....from the heinous back debacle of July....hmmmm, forgot about those!! Will pull them out for painting assignments and carpet shampooing.

Tom - sillability index. Once you're moved, you may find your mojo in San Jose. MOving is THE most heinous thing imaginable.

[Darn210]

...uhhhhh hallucinogenic drugs plus high places are pretty far down my list of things to do before i die...right towards the end...just above scaling a razor ribbon topped eletrified chain-link fence...naked...in the rain...at night...on national tv...in Alabama

You TOTALLY editted that in. That was NOT there the first time I went by.

Looks like you've put a lot of thought into that list

[Darn210]

hmmm...I think your theory fits, Scott did ask yours truly - that's right - a few months back, to be a moderator.

shocked the bejaysus out of me....I pondered it for about a day and did decline. told him that I needed to be free to be as silly as I want.

Good Call! I'm sure you would be expected to actually read some of the serious posts!

[elye]

So, how does our Grand Poobah notify one if there's an offer of Moderatorship on the table? (I would be under that one, too...) Does he call in the early evening?..I've been screening calls big-time lately, and one persistent individual whose ID is "unknown source" has been trying to get through. Can't have been Bob Goulet, as he is clearly not speaking right now. Perhaps...hmm, no, it can't be. There have just been too many posts of mine in the last couple of years that Scott would flag and say, "Uh, Patti...(or Bev, or Ursula)..make certain that I never consider that individual as moderator material".

HARRRUMMMPPPH.....

(You probably have to know lots of MATH to do that job, anyways! Icky-poo!)

[jerseyangel]

Can't have been Bob Goulet, as he is clearly not speaking right now.

Gawd

Our Grand Poobah uses PM's. Never called me--nope, not once

[DingoGirl]

Good Call! I'm sure you would be expected to actually read some of the serious posts!

Well....long before the daily addiction to the silly thread....I WAS quite a serious poster! and, ahem, you may find this hard to believe...but I still DO sometimes venture out of this realm of madness and write something of......just the slightest usefulness. ( <---- questionable)

Our Grand Poobah uses PM's. Never called me--nope, not once

What? Who, Scott? really? are you kidding me? Scott and I.....well, I'm not sure if I should tell you guys this but he calls me daily...wants my thoughts on this or that....keeps asking me to write a book, "the Celiac.com Chronicles," has asked that I travel along with his family to many an exotic gluten-free locale (Finland, Italy)....I tell ya, sometimes I just don't answer, he really just wants too much of my valuable time....but we teleconference frequently with all kinds of Celiac experts, they work it around MY schedule.....

*snort*

:lol:

off to the store. I think there is a bag of Nuggets in my future. that part is true.

[elye]

What? Who, Scott? really? are you kidding me? Scott and I.....well, I'm not sure if I should tell you guys this but he calls me daily...wants my thoughts on this or that....keeps asking me to write a book, "the Celiac.com Chronicles," has asked that I travel along with his family to many an exotic gluten-free locale (Finland, Italy)....I tell ya, sometimes I just don't answer, he really just wants too much of my valuable time....but we teleconference frequently with all kinds of Celiac experts, they work it around MY schedule.....

Ah, this does not surprise me. I was expecting I might hear something like this. You see, just after I arranged that initial meeting all those years ago with Scott regarding my plan for a website for celiac patients and insisted he run with my idea, he told me he would go ahead on one condition: that I stay with him as the CEO, a second-in-command, if you will. The pleading...the grovelling...it is difficult to recount these things, to remember Scott as being so...needy and unsure. I was forced to tell him that I had another life I had to carry on with, and that he would have to find someone else to write the prototype for my book...you guessed it..."The Celiac.com Chronicle". I assured him that there would be another equally capable individual, somewhere. I also informed all of the gastrointestinal researchers that I could no longer head up the teleconferencing (I still do the odd flowchart for them). So, in a nutshell, Susie, you have to start screening your calls, like I do. I'm SO glad he's found you!

[Darn210]

Susie and Emily -

I wish I was half as creative as you . . . but I will settle for only slightly off my rocker.

[elye]

Susie and Emily -

I wish I was half as creative as you . . . but I will settle for only slightly off my rocker.

C'mon, Janet...you're very off your rocker! (Hell, I'm under mine!)

[Mtndog]

She was young and needed the money

OMG Patti- I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Ptaum!!!!!!!

OMG- a pneumatic chest....rather have a voluptuous one but hey... whatevah

Parties do not find me on tables...anymore...(yes, I was young and needed the money)..now I'm likely under them.

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK- Susie- That's IT! Scott told me I was his one and only.......don't tell me he showed you his gluten-free ganache mobile? The EDIBLE one? If he did, it's over between he and I and you and he and he and you (but NEVER you and I cuz friends is more IMPOTENT!!!!!!!!!!)

[Darn210]

C'mon, Janet...you're very off your rocker! (Hell, I'm under mine!)

Hmmm . . . under the table . . . under the rocker . . . Emily, did you not have furniture as a child? Did no one show/tell you how to use furniture? Perhaps you live in constant fear of a tornado?

[blueeyedmanda]

Wow I missed a lot today....a lot at my day job since I stayed home, and since I just laid around with my big kitty Lucky I missed alot on here. Well off to the grocery store for some food. Talk to all my sillies later.

[elye]

Hmmm . . . under the table . . . under the rocker . . . Emily, did you not have furniture as a child? Did no one show/tell you how to use furniture? Perhaps you live in constant fear of a tornado?

Mmmmmm......It's not the thought of impending tornadoes. I'm just always ready for a lockdown. I'm...not at liberty to say any more...at this time...

[DingoGirl]

Ah, this does not surprise me. I was expecting I might hear something like this. You see, just after I arranged that initial meeting all those years ago with Scott regarding my plan for a website for celiac patients and insisted he run with my idea, he told me he would go ahead on one condition: that I stay with him as the CEO, a second-in-command, if you will. The pleading...the grovelling...it is difficult to recount these things, to remember Scott as being so...needy and unsure. I was forced to tell him that I had another life I had to carry on with, and that he would have to find someone else to write the prototype for my book...you guessed it..."The Celiac.com Chronicle". I assured him that there would be another equally capable individual, somewhere. I also informed all of the gastrointestinal researchers that I could no longer head up the teleconferencing (I still do the odd flowchart for them). So, in a nutshell, Susie, you have to start screening your calls, like I do. I'm SO glad he's found you!

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: So YOU were the one!!!! I knew it...I just KNEW it!!! You know I don't really mean to brag or anything but Scott (and all the medical experts) do say that my flow charts are WAY gooder than yours. Now now, don't be upset, it's just the facts, as they are. My flow charts are - well I don't know if I should give this away or not, but since it's trademarked, I suppose I can.....my flowcharts are Tollhouse-cookie-scented. And I do mean the REAL ones, w/ gluten, not the ersatz facsimiles.

*snork*

I wish I was half as creative as you . . . but I will settle for only slightly off my rocker.

oh you are FAR more than slightly off your rocker, my dear.

Plus, remember, you're gooder w/ numbers.

OK- Susie- That's IT! Scott told me I was his one and only.......don't tell me he showed you his gluten-free ganache mobile? The EDIBLE one? If he did, it's over between he and I and you and he and he and you (but NEVER you and I cuz friends is more IMPOTENT!!!!!!!!!!)

He told you about the ganache? HOw DARE he!!! I must speak to him at once......calling him now.....

Mmmmmm......It's not the thought of impending tornadoes. I'm just always ready for a lockdown. I'm...not at liberty to say any more...at this time...

OMG Emily, it's true, isn't it!!! you ARE in the Witness Protection Program!!!!

must go now and shampoo CARPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG the evil shampoo machine is here, must do some now and the rest tomorrow, when you can expect me to be complaining about my BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

He told you about the ganache? HOw DARE he!!! I must speak to him at once......calling him now.....

OMG Emily, it's true, isn't it!!! you ARE in the Witness Protection Program!!!!

He did- oh- he is out now- Emily's flow charts, private phone calls with Susie and rides in the ganache mobile.......he's a celiac gigolo!

Shampoo the carpets- MY BUTT!!!!!!!! You're shampooing Scott's hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Emily's under the table watching! Or under the tub :ph34r:

Oh- it's not THE PNEUMONIA....just a bad virus

[tom]

heehee ... . ..she said "ersatz facsimiles"

And followed it w/ the mandatory

*snork*

And YAY!! While I'm not back to my all-out Perma-smile, there IS at least a near constant smirk.

There IS a prodigious amount of delusionary creativity today and once again being capable of such, tom is highly amused.

Wow look at all the avatar changes!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Shampoo the carpets- MY BUTT!!!!!!!! You're shampooing Scott's hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Emily's under the table watching! Or under the tub :ph34r:

Well, if you MUST know....I have Dr. Peter Greene from Columbia University here, we are shampooing the carpets TOGETHER......er, in the nude. Crap, I'd better go, he told me not to TELL you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily - she did show up earlier, covered in what I *think* was yeti fur, mumbling something about HR PufNStuff and the hijacking of a skull-covered ice cream truck - she SWORE she saw Bob Goulet driving but I KNOW this can't be true....or CAN it???

back to my - er, OUR - nekkid shampooing. *snigger*

:lol:

Yay, PNOT PNEUMONIA!!!!!!

[elye]

Ah, Tom! We're so glad you're back...

Gah...All the tables Bev and I have been up on, the ones I've been under...I forgot about being under that #!!*#!*@ ganache mobile. Susie's washing Scott's hair,...well, 'tis a might better than washing Mr. Simmons'. Didn't you volunteer for that one, Bev?

Okay, well, Susie, you may have configured smelly flowcharts, but you must remember that I mastered visual mapping of athletic T-bagging. And I presented such while up on a table!

Witness Protection Program....jeez...what gave me away? Canada's been a very welcoming new start for me...

[DingoGirl]

Ah, Tom! We're so glad you're back...

Gah...All the tables Bev and I have been up on, the ones I've been under...I forgot about being under that #!!*#!*@ ganache mobile. Susie's washing Scott's hair,...well, 'tis a might better than washing Mr. Simmons'. Didn't you volunteer for that one, Bev?

Okay, well, Susie, you may have configured smelly flowcharts, but you must remember that I mastered visual mapping of athletic T-bagging. And I presented such while up on a table!

Witness Protection Program....jeez...what gave me away? Canada's been a very welcoming new start for me...

:lol: YOU SILLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

(just had to say it - our Canuck friend is just the WACKIEST, isn't she??????)

Yes, all hail the T-bag mapper on her table throne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well.....if you REALLY must know the truth.....earlier today Benicio del Toro was in fact here, shampooing my hair in an EXACT reproduction of the scene w/ Robert Redford and Meryl Streep in Out of Africa. I know, I know, it's a wonder that I get anything done.....and PLEASE don't be too jealous of me....PLEASE don't hate me because I"m beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm....a knock at the door....wonder who's here now????

gahhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

[elye]

YOU SILLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

(just had to say it - our Canuck friend is just the WACKIEST, isn't she??????)

Yes, all hail the T-bag mapper on her table throne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well.....if you REALLY must know the truth.....earlier today Benicio del Toro was in fact here, shampooing my hair in an EXACT reproduction of the scene w/ Robert Redford and Meryl Streep in Out of Africa. I know, I know, it's a wonder that I get anything done.....and PLEASE don't be too jealous of me....PLEASE don't hate me because I"m beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gad.....when will he stop? Susie, Susie....This will sound crazy, and unbelievable: That was NOT Benicio at your house today. Yes, it's true.

It was my dad.

So much explaining I've had to do over the years. Can't he see what it takes out of me?! WHEN WILL HE STOP?

[Daughter-of-TheLight]

Whoa... I refuse to read all I missed. We're four pages away from choosing a new queen!!!

And today I drew a rocket on my brother's leg...

And ran around like a banshee with my belt tied around my head...

And did a stack of student day h/w...

And got chewed out by my writing teacher... (from enrichment...)

And Painted sheeets!!

And got sharpie on my pants!!!

ANd... ah...

HID FROM MELVIN!!

[Ridgewalker]

Whoa... I refuse to read all I missed. We're four pages away from choosing a new queen!!!

And today I drew a rocket on my brother's leg...

And ran around like a banshee with my belt tied around my head...

And did a stack of student day h/w...

And got chewed out by my writing teacher... (from enrichment...)

And Painted sheeets!!

And got sharpie on my pants!!!

ANd... ah...

HID FROM MELVIN!!

You painted sheets? Like bed sheets? What kind of paint did you use? That sounds like fun.

[Daughter-of-TheLight]

Acrylic. It was for sets in the play, but i still managed to get some in my hair... go figure...

[Ridgewalker]

Acrylic. It was for sets in the play, but i still managed to get some in my hair... go figure...

Hehehe... cool.

<---- Thoughtful face?

<---- Or maybe this is my thoughtful face!

I think I'm going to paint some sheets. Maybe next weekend.

I do believe I have had a bonafide case of brain fog today. The high point was when I was having an interior debate about... something... "Should I or shouldn't I, should I or shouldn't I...." ...and then realized I couldn't remember what I was trying to make a decision about.