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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Just tell 'em to see the person who just volunteered to buy the food for their kids.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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questiions like can they bring a curling iron?

:lol: :lol: This, somehow, struck me as SO phunny.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol: This, somehow, struck me as SO phunny.

I usually say "As long as they don't use it on someone else." or "Keep your haircare to yourself!"

Applies to a couple of boys as well as the girls.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Now I have a parent that has told a bunch of the other parents that there is no cost to them for the kids to travel with the team. If a random someone decides the kids don't have to buy thier own food, does that make it so?

I'm going to hide in a hole, now. :ph34r:

How sweet of that parent to offer to pay for everyone's meals! :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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So, we are having a parent meeting to explain things. I know with 50 kids, a few parents might not be able to make it. One emailed me back to say they had something that night, could we change the date?

Felt like saying, " sure. for you. We will ask 100 people to change the date.". Or " Sure, we'll change it to May 2". After the season is over.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Ja, I know, "the world revolves around me" type :blink: Perhaps you would like to personally canvas all the parents and find one date when everyone is available :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Perhaps you would like to personally canvas all the parents and find one date when everyone is available :P

Dear gawd, I have enough trouble organizing this kind of thing with five girlfrends when we do our monthly dinner out.. .. . ..'Tis never pretty...

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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The coach and I are thinking maybe 4 am. No one can have any activities then? Can they? :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

The coach and I are thinking maybe 4 am. No one can have any activities then? Can they? :ph34r:

Night shift :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

So my hub said that he assumes people ,like the one that wants the meeting changed for them, don't think before they email. He said he would rather believe that then that they thought it out and decided everyone should accomadate them.

So that makes these people " thoughtless"? Dumb? They get a GFT on the head to knock some sense into them!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Thoughtless.

Or they've never had to organize a group of people and have no idea what's involved.

Can you schedule the meetings a month out and tell everyone now so they can set their own schedules?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Thoughtless.

Or they've never had to organize a group of people and have no idea what's involved.

Can you schedule the meetings a month out and tell everyone now so they can set their own schedules?

It won't matter. I know some people have bought tickets months ago to something, or 1 school has a band concert, etc. Its OK. I just couldn't believe they would think we would change the date for one family.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Nothing works for everyone, I guess.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Hello my dear psillies. - I've missed you all so much

I'm back from my nightmarish couple of weeks. It turned out my main problem was bad psychotropic drug interactions that I've been taking for years and they finally built up too high for my body weight. Now here's the scary and psilly part of it. I was trying to get in to see my psychiatrist earlier than my next appointment but he's having surgery and has no covering doctor and will only see suicidal patients. I don't know how to safely get off the worst of the drugs (depakote). Luckily Superman worked in the pharmaceutical field for 27 years and looked it up and the side affects. I'm slowly weaning myself off of the depakote and will be switching doctors. Right now I'm falling again (the depakote). I feel I have so much to be grateful for. My dear friends and the support they give me and my sweet Superman. After all the worry and and stress I put him under he bought me a Kindle Fire so I can read again. My eyesight is still hazy and now I can make the font size as large as I need to. I feel I'm on the road to recovery but still need to take it slow.

I'm still tiring easily so will end with an update on Tony. He has two internships this summer. One with one of his psychology professors and the other ...drumroll..... with the Public Defender's Office. I am SO proud of him!!! All right, time to eat lunch. My weight is still really low.

Lots of love wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Loey

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hi, Low!!! :wub::wub: :wub:

You sound much better already. . ..... . ..good news.....!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG..... . .....

:huh:

:huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Perhaps we should be careful when we complain about restaurant food and send it back to the kitchen???

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Either that or the good peeps in Christchurch are getting a bit stressed out after 10,000 earthquakes :blink::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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wow :blink: :blink: boy that guy was mad :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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wow :blink: :blink: boy that guy was mad :unsure:

A good chef must be passionate about his food!

Maybe Chuck Norris can set him straight! Now that would be a good food fight!

tom Contributor
tom
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Argh I'm such a fb newb. Somehow after a hopefuUlly humoUrous paragraph on kitties' cereal, I hit Enter to post & it disappears! No magic triangle of course.

And this was AFTER it kept posting fromi though my hitting Enter when I wanted newline.

Anyway .. . . .even Toucan Sam made an appearance.

I thought Gianknit & Joolz & maybe Pseuzee & Behvel did a lot of fb.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Argh I'm such a fb newb. Somehow after a hopefuUlly humoUrous paragraph on kitties' cereal, I hit Enter to post & it disappears! No magic triangle of course.

And this was AFTER it kept posting fromi though my hitting Enter when I wanted newline.

No, you're right, Ptaoughmm....there is NO magic triangle o'er in that other place......but hey, you can LIKE something!

And poke people.......

Actually, I have never poked anyone. Ever. The odd time I wish we could slap someone. <_<

And I KNOW, I simply HATE that hit-enter-and-your-post-is-public..... . .. ..I often do this. If you want to simply skip to a new line, hit "enter" and "shift" at the same time......:)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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If you want to simply skip to a new line, hit "enter" and "shift" at the same time......:)

Read this as: "When you want to skip to a new line, you hit "enter" and say "sh!t" at the same time."

.....it didn't work for me :unsure: :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I only do FB on my computer or iPad. I can't see anything that dinky on my phone! :blink:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Argh I'm such a fb newb. Somehow after a hopefuUlly humoUrous paragraph on kitties' cereal, I hit Enter to post & it disappears! No magic triangle of course.

And this was AFTER it kept posting fromi though my hitting Enter when I wanted newline.

Anyway .. . . .even Toucan Sam made an appearance.

I thought Gianknit & Joolz & maybe Pseuzee & Behvel did a lot of fb.

Gianknit never posts, but the others you might see from time to time....Pseuzle especially :)

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