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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Thanks for all the suggestions Sillies! My goal is to spend more time in the Vortex.....I feel as if I have been neglecting my duties here! ;) Guess my boss wont want to hear that though?


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jerseyangel Proficient
Then it would be the gluten-free Gert.

Rid yourself of GERD with the gluten-free GERT. Hey--we may have something here....ya know, for Celiac awareness :D

PTAOUGHMN!!

Where ya been?! :):)

Yeah, how are you doing? :)

Mtndog Collaborator

Hallo Sillies- As if I wasn't upset enough already about being demoderatorized :P<_< today just plain STUNK like a glutened celiac fart in a Dutch oven!!!!!!!!!!

Scott's message to me about this implies that if you are still active and want to be reinstated you can send him a message (PM?) and he will likely reactivate you.

Yes he can "reactivate" me but I have chosen no to cuz I'm scared. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get activated :P:lol:

Had to be up and about early--my cutie-patootie plumber was here already....we sprung a small leak under the sink that he replaced in February. Turned out to be a defective seal, so he phixed it for phree. Woo-Hoo! :D

Ooohhhh...I could have used him today a cutie-patootie plumber!!!!!!!!!!!! Details to come.

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles? What else, exactly, does the moderator status allow one to do besides read and post?....

Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button? Hmmmmmm, what is going on?...... We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

I did get busted at the moderator weekend in palm Springs this year for trying to bring the yeti into the hot tub ;)

I have thought about relocating to Arizona, my body would be a happy camper in the hot and dry there.

At least from November- April....Scottsdale or Sedona!

OK- I want some hugs here (no hubby to say "Oh, poor Bevvy" so you guys have to pitch in. I woke up this morning to a PICC line that sprayed out everything I tried to put into it (no alcohol-just sterile stuff). Not good :( . So I call my doc and he sys "No prob, they can be repaired" but will anyone up HERE repair one? NOOOOOOOOO. So into the hospital I go to have the old one removed and a new one put in. Just what I had planned on doing with my day.

POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
OK- I want some hugs here (no hubby to say "Oh, poor Bevvy" so you guys have to pitch in. I woke up this morning to a PICC line that sprayed out everything I tried to put into it (no alcohol-just sterile stuff). Not good :( . So I call my doc and he sys "No prob, they can be repaired" but will anyone up HERE repair one? NOOOOOOOOO. So into the hospital I go to have the old one removed and a new one put in. Just what I had planned on doing with my day.

Oh Bevvy Wevvy--big, big hugs for you! That must have been so upsetting, and then to have to go to the hospital to have it fixed--heinous :angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Say that you are performing quite well at work, considering the amount of time you spend on an online celiac forum, pondering questions about wearing green, eating poop and tactics for avoiding jury duty.

You have two professional goals: To avoid completely the office pain-in-the-@ss that you've mentioned here, and....what else....oh, and to make more time to speak to your online friends.

There, that should cover it.

:lol: yes - but what about greater efficiency in making pressing decisions? such as - forehead rump vs. dangling chin feet or cleats vs. suction cups?

Thanks for all the suggestions Sillies! My goal is to spend more time in the Vortex.....I feel as if I have been neglecting my duties here! ;) Guess my boss wont want to hear that though?

:lol: who cares? who cares whatcher boss wants? IT"S YOUR SILLIES WHO MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

OMG - Kissey will be getting here at about 1 a.m. :blink: if all goes as planned, I will have been asleep for over two hours by then... dingo girl doesn't do so well without sleep.....I'm hoping he'll slip in unnoticed, and I can slumber away....................but unlikely.

TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have missed you...........

tom Contributor

Hi all ... .just unreasonably depressed again but coming out of it I think.

Finished the humaworm yesterday. Nothing noteworthy came of that. Early on, it seemed to knock 10 or 20% off my goodness scale, so hopefully I get that back tomorrow.

And I'm 7 pages behind!!!!!!!!

Jury Duty! Ack! I only got called while living at the condo - longest term of residence for me so I'm thinking that's not a coincidence.

Figured I'd say "well, he wouldn't BE here if he wasn't guilty!" to get out of it. (Yes .. ..default defendant is male)

But, then considering that the notice didn't arrive by registered mail, I'd just toss 'em, knowing no one could prove I ever saw it.

3x I think.

BTW, some time after all that, my sister worked w/ the Clackamas County Court in Portland for a few yrs & said they only expect some low % to even respond. Maybe it was 20%?

Mtndog Collaborator
Oh Bevvy Wevvy--big, big hugs for you! That must have been so upsetting, and then to have to go to the hospital to have it fixed--heinous :angry:

Thanks Patti- I actually am pretty upset (I HATE hospitals). I woke up this morning and said "I'm going to have a good day!" :(

Kissey's coming, Kissey's coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poopy Cow Indeed!!!! Hugs and a poor Bevvy headin' your way . . . treat yourself to a Strawberry Smoothie. You earned it!!!

tom Contributor

Ohhhhhmigod .. . I *did* just get a good laugh but .. ...not sure I should say .. :ph34r: ..oh wth .. ..I read part of Susie's Return of Kissey missive as

".....I'm hoping he'll slip it in unnoticed,"

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Thanks for all the suggestions Sillies! My goal is to spend more time in the Vortex.....I feel as if I have been neglecting my duties here! ;) Guess my boss wont want to hear that though?

It's all about the phrasing:

"One of my major goals for the coming year is to improve communications with those I most closely associate with while on the job."

Jestgar Rising Star
Ohhhhhmigod .. . I *did* just get a good laugh but .. ...not sure I should say .. :ph34r: ..oh wth .. ..I read part of Susie's Return of Kissey missive as

".....I'm hoping he'll slip it in unnoticed,"

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Ohhhhhmigod .. . I *did* just get a good laugh but .. ...not sure I should say .. :ph34r: ..oh wth .. ..I read part of Susie's Return of Kissey missive as

".....I'm hoping he'll slip it in unnoticed,"

:lol: :lol:

Phataum must be feeling a smidgen better :lol:

elye Community Regular
Hallo Sillies- As if I wasn't upset enough already about being demoderatorized :P<_< today just plain STUNK like a glutened celiac fart in a Dutch oven!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: Bev

So sorry about that picc HEINOSITY...... :(:angry:

Yes he can "reactivate" me but I have chosen no to cuz I'm scared. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get activated

OMG....has it been captured anywhere on grainy, subtitled videotape? :o:lol:

But, then considering that the notice didn't arrive by registered mail, I'd just toss 'em, knowing no one could prove I ever saw it.

3x I think.

BTW, some time after all that, my sister worked w/ the Clackamas County Court in Portland for a few yrs & said they only expect some low % to even respond. Maybe it was 20%?

Hi, Ptaoughmn! Hope yer silly's completely reinstated by tomorrow....

Sad that it's so difficult to get us, as a society, engaged in things like civic duty. I don't think I've ever heard anyone, ever, say, "Jeez...I wish I'd get an official summons for jury duty"....

:rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
..I read part of Susie's Return of Kissey missive as

".....I'm hoping he'll slip it in unnoticed,"

Okay, this will be the third time you've been quoted, Ptaoughmn....um....well.....there's nothing more to say..... :lol::lol:

It's all about the phrasing:

"One of my major goals for the coming year is to improve communications with those I most closely associate with while on the job."

Great spinning, Jess! You're really a politician, aren't you? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hallo Sillies- As if I wasn't upset enough already about being demoderatorized :P<_< today just plain STUNK like a glutened celiac fart in a Dutch oven!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

now THAT was a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but - - SO SORRY and MANY {{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}} coming your way for your PICC line heinosity. :( Feel better Bevvy...........imagine, she's still so phunny w/ her fluids coming out of the line!!!!!!! (OMG - what's yer post number, Bev? :unsure: )

I did get busted at the moderator weekend in palm Springs this year for trying to bring the yeti into the hot tub

see??????? how can she be so funny????? :lol:

Ohhhhhmigod .. . I *did* just get a good laugh but .. ...not sure I should say .. :ph34r: ..oh wth .. ..I read part of Susie's Return of Kissey missive as

".....I'm hoping he'll slip it in unnoticed,"

*snooooooooort*

:lol: :lol: I"ll let him know!!!!!!!!!!!

Pthaughom - so sorry you're feeling awful.....hope this passes soon. It WILL pass - it's the question of when. Hang in there. :)

It's all about the phrasing:

"One of my major goals for the coming year is to improve communications with those I most closely associate with while on the job."

:lol: :lol: excellent

SILLIES - anyone know if Hornsby's hard cider is okay? becuase.......got a 6-pack in my fridge... :huh: Can you return al-kee-hol to the grocery store? they know me in there......should be okay.....but I WANT to drink it!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Green12 Enthusiast
OK- I want some hugs here (no hubby to say "Oh, poor Bevvy" so you guys have to pitch in. I woke up this morning to a PICC line that sprayed out everything I tried to put into it (no alcohol-just sterile stuff). Not good :( . So I call my doc and he sys "No prob, they can be repaired" but will anyone up HERE repair one? NOOOOOOOOO. So into the hospital I go to have the old one removed and a new one put in. Just what I had planned on doing with my day.

POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double POOPY COW and an extra large HARUMPH :(:( Bevvy, so sorry you had a complication with the picc line and a stinky day spent in the hospital :(:(

BIG HUGS to you!!!!! Were you alone or was someone else in hubby's place, I hope?? Snuggle up with yer sweet puppies :wub:

It's all about the phrasing:

"One of my major goals for the coming year is to improve communications with those I most closely associate with while on the job."

:lol::lol: jess

Excellent!

Sorry Tom you have been so blue, maybe now that you have finished the Humaworm things will turn around.

Phataum must be feeling a smidgen better :lol:

:lol: you would think at least a smidgen

Susie I know nawt of the Hard Cider, just don't give it to mini-kissey :lol: Some guy is in big trouble for giving his kid a Mike's Hard Lemonade at a ball game :huh:

If it is unopened I don't know why you couldn't return it, unless they have a certain policy for alcohol

elye Community Regular
just don't give it to mini-kissey :lol: Some guy is in big trouble for giving his kid a Mike's Hard Lemonade at a ball game :huh:

Hey! Now THAT just might be what it'll take to get Li'l Kissey off his Gameboy....tell him it's apple juice.....

:o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey! Now THAT just might be what it'll take to get Li'l Kissey off his Gameboy....tell him it's apple juice.....

:o:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:wacko:

:lol:

:lol:

:blink:

OMG - - yes, Em is right! this is perfect......we're taking mini-K to Last Chance this weekend....I'll just slip him a few ciders, and say I didn't know........ :lol:

OMG - I've taken a few swigs from the cider....... :o and not only does it taste like a$$ (Trader Joe's is MUCH better), someone on my other thread just said it is NOT SAFE........ :o

oh dear pholks.......well, we'll know tomorrow, now won't we?

Can you return a six-pack with only five left in it? :lol:

holy Kerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppppppppppppp

jerseyangel Proficient

Hope it's ok, Susie....I think I've read on here that it isn't safe. Hope that's changed.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Were you alone or was someone else in hubby's place, I hope??

This just doesn't sound right!!! :lol:

Susie I know nawt of the Hard Cider, just don't give it to mini-kissey :lol: Some guy is in big trouble for giving his kid a Mike's Hard Lemonade at a ball game :huh:

If it is unopened I don't know why you couldn't return it, unless they have a certain policy for alcohol

My son who sneaks sweets, snuck a hard cider .... didn't realize it was alcohol .... he's 11 ... we said, "Great, now you're sneaking BEER?!"

Green12 Enthusiast
Hey! Now THAT just might be what it'll take to get Li'l Kissey off his Gameboy....tell him it's apple juice.....

:o:lol:

:lol::lol:

OMG - I've taken a few swigs from the cider....... :o and not only does it taste like a$$ (Trader Joe's is MUCH better), someone on my other thread just said it is NOT SAFE........ :o

oh dear pholks.......well, we'll know tomorrow, now won't we?

Can you return a six-pack with only five left in it? :lol:

holy Kerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppppppppppppp

Oh no! Too bad you didn't even enjoy your accidental glutening :lol: ......and you're stuck with a crappy five pack of hard cider :blink:

I hope it won't affect you Susie, I will keep my fingers crossed for you that it will just slide past your body unnoticed :unsure:

This just doesn't sound right!!! :lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Oh gawd, that really doesn't sound right....does it? :unsure:

Sorry Kurt!!!!!! :lol:

I have to admit I didn't even know Mike's Hard Lemonade was alcoholic :ph34r: , I would probably make the same mistake with my nieces...they are lemonade fishes.

Mtndog Collaborator
BIG HUGS to you!!!!! Were you alone or was someone else in hubby's place, I hope?? Snuggle up with yer sweet puppies

Tee hee carla!!!!!! It may not sound right, but it felt so right. You're never REALLY alone when you have

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jerseyangel Proficient

I just took my BP with my cuff --and it was 121/83!!!!!

Now, I know that was in the comfort of my own home, but still!!!!! It's down considerably from a week ago--when I began the diuretic and the Edna :D

elye Community Regular
I just took my BP with my cuff --and it was 121/83!!!!!

Hey, Patti!! Great news! Good show... :):)

The Famous Low-Sodium Edna.....

elye Community Regular

Ahhh! For all of us Edna-entrenched gals, a terrific video by my fave current musician, Mika...This is for us all! :):)

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