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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Sheesh. How could she pee in her own bed and just lay there? Such a slovenly, slattern hag.

:lol: as if your prior glutenated self hasn't done the same!!!! :lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
OMG - correction - -

LOOKEE HERE,

it's my

3000th post!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Further evidence that I really need to get a life.

:lol:

CONGRATS!!!!!! Hey its a task keeping on this thread alone....that could be your life.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
I know......we must be careful...........the WHOLE THREAD could get shut down and erased, just like the toaster thread, and Centa's goodbye exegesis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I bet ya thought we'd all just fall in line and accept that Miss Grammar Co-Poohbah knows a word we don't, dintcha?

Well, for the 4th time now, I had to look up a word, and to my complete and utter asTONishment, Susie's usage makes NO SENSE!!

EXEGESIS: Scholarly or theological interpretation of the Bible.

My natural inclination towards 'benefit of the doubt' leads me to believe a simple typo changed it from ONE word that's beyond my vocab, tho perfectly suited, to ANOTHER word I don't know, which made zippola sense.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Say it ain't so!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Well, it seems like I missed some excitement about toasters. Long day at the store (no internet there), and I come home to see the world turn green and hear about toasters doing, well, I'm not sure, cuz the post in question is not there for even a mod to see. I guess the interesting post is toast. :o

Another long day tomorrow, so I won't be hanging around to post much tonight.

Do Yetis use toasters?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
:lol: as if your prior glutenated self hasn't done the same!!!! :lol:

;) Nope, never have awoken amidst a puddle of my own wee, 'tis a fact.

Yes, original meaning of exegesis, silly, IS biblical interpretation, now can mean letter, or explanation.......in the broader sense..........etymological shift, dontcha know......

must finish the urinated laundry..................

:huh:

'tis an exciting life, indeed :lol:

HI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lots of catching up for you, eh? better mix some stiff ones for this weekend's catching up.... :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
..........etymological shift, dontcha know......

No! I DON'T know!

I can't keep up w/ etymo-shift-icalogicals at ALL!

Your grammartarious co-Poohbah-ness remains thankfully intact.

. . .some stiff ones for this weekend .. . .

Is this a not-so-subtle comedic throwback to the toaster-poster topic?

<oh .. .didn't think so .. . .. .never mind then>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

The yeti would like a toaster, but he needs to be careful with all his fur :)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Emily, I sent you a PM. I was askeert to post it here. :ph34r: Since it's already been jerked off once. Er... jerked off the board. REMOVED from the board. Yeah.

Gawd :lol:

Big Les turns 83 on Sunday!! :)

A big Happy Birthday to Emily's dad :D

Sheesh. How could she pee in her own bed and just lay there? Such a slovenly, slattern hag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't believe you didn't smell it :o Weak wee, perhaps? :P

I guess the interesting post is toast. :o

Good one Peter :lol: I read it before it got yanked--kinda came out of nowhere.....

~~~~~~~~~~

OK--you guys had a PARTY here after I signed off! Probably just as well--I feel asleep at 9:30--AGAIN.....

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted

Ah....toasters. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Ah....toasters. :lol:

I like your new avatar, the mountains look very pretty.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

TOM! Toaster Poster...Excellent! :lol::lol::lol: Well done...Methinks Tom's mojo is flickering back. Hang on tight, everybody...!

Now, 1000 is coming up for me, and I have figured out the chain of events. I'm to get good and ready, because I'm certain it involves less specific bodily fluids than the vomit for 500. Think on it for a moment...what subjects have been swirling around the last few pages, prophetically just before I turn the big 1000? It's a sign, I just know it. I must be ready for snot, runny poop, wee, vomit, and/or...other...toastery fluids...to descend on my life. How does one prepare? What will be my ark in this portentious time? :o:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Now, 1000 is coming up for me, and I have figured out the chain of events. I'm to get good and ready, because I'm certain it involves less specific bodily fluids than the vomit for 500. Think on it for a moment...what subjects have been swirling around the last few pages, prophetically just before I turn the big 1000? It's a sign, I just know it. I must be ready for snot, runny poop, wee, vomit, and/or...other...toastery fluids...to descend on my life. How does one prepare? What will be my ark in this portentious time? :o:lol:

I know you've specifically called out snot, but I think you should also be prepared for an avalanche of boogers/bugers.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I know you've specifically called out snot, but I think you should also be prepared for an avalanche of boogers/bugers.

...And for Nikki's benefit...bogies.

...Talk about being askeert...I can feel it coming.... :o

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
...toastery fluids...

AhhhhHAHAHAHAaaaaa!! :lol:

<she said toastery fluids!>

:lol:

<AND portentious> :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Ah....toasters. :lol:

:lol: Always nice to see a poop-in from Laura!

I know you've specifically called out snot, but I think you should also be prepared for an avalanche of boogers/bugers.

Um, ahem, the correct spelling, my friend, is BUGAR. But journalistic style council will accept the universally standard BOOGER.

Yes, booger avalanche, Em, watch out......maybe with an absinthe chaser?

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Um, ahem, the correct spelling, my friend, is BUGAR. But journalistic style council will accept the universally standard BOOGER.

I suppose the word "bogie", pronounced BOOGIE (at least up here), has a British origin as Nikki referred to snot as bogies. BOOGER (bugar, Susie!) is the American term. Hmmm..learn something new, and culturally-laden, every day. I will teach this on Monday in my vocabulary segment, as it could be a distinction these diplomats will need at some point in their careers.

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I suppose the word "bogie", pronounced BOOGIE (at least up here), has a British origin as Nikki referred to snot as bogies. BOOGER (bugar, Susie!) is the American term. Hmmm..learn something new, and culturally-laden, every day. I will teach this on Monday in my vocabulary segment, as it could be a distinction these diplomats will need at some point in their careers.

:lol:

:lol::lol:

oh indeed, 'twould be a true embarrassment of international heinosity, getting their bogies/boogies/boogers/bugars mixed up...........and please note there is a FIFTH meaning - the golf term BOGIE - pronounced bow-gee - we would not want your diplomats misinterpreting this term, as the gentlemanly game of golf is often quite necessary for civilized negotiations - wouldn't want them to talk of their dangling BUGARS when they mean BOGIES.................

:lol:

*snort*

*GUFFAW*

:lol: OMG I just read that paragraph back to myself and thought.........our immaturity and potty humoUr really is without parallel - - and what DO people think if they happen to pop in and read just such a post as this one and Emily's preceding it.... :lol:

really is a wonder that we don't get shut down............

:lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
...........and please note there is a FIFTH meaning - the golf term BOGIE -

And might I add a TENTH meaning - not sure how this word-math works . ...do we count by 5s? - BOOGIE, in these 50 states, and perhaps Territories, Protectorates et al, can mean to dance.

"Boogie DOWN foxy laaaayyyyyday!!" :lol:

Additionally, there's a form of home-grown American music known as boogie-woogie.

Yes . .. I said 'woogie'.

Do NOT confuse it w/ the unfrisked (or for that matter, fully or partially frisked) wookie.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol: OMG I just read that paragraph back to myself and thought.........our immaturity and potty humoUr really is without parallel - - and what DO people think if they happen to pop in and read just such a post as this one and Emily's preceding it.... :lol:

really is a wonder that we don't get shut down............

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I think this constantly as I participate in this thread...what poor newbie has just stumbled on here, thinking, "Gosh, I'm so overwhelmed and confused. Maybe these guys have an answer as to why this dermatitis stuff on my elbows tickles sometimes. Please, lord, let them have an answer...my life is a Hell..."

Hey! There's a VITAL sixth meaning...Bogie (pronounced "boogie") means to dance. Golfing is likely a part of the jetsetting diplomat's life, but so are cocktails and dancing. I must teach them to NEVER approach the wife of the British High Commission while at a parliamentary function and, as the orchestra begins, stick out their index finger (as an invitation) and say, "Wanna boogie?" :o:o

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Ha! Tom and I posted simultaneously...repeat boogie info...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
. . . I must teach them to NEVER approach the wife of the British High Commission while at a parliamentary function and, as the orchestra begins, stick out their index finger (as an invitation) and say, "Wanna boogie?" :o:o

Also, keep in mind that if they are in the US and stick out said index finger, someone might pull it execting to be entertained with flatulence.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Guaranteed giggles at the right age.

Then they learn to STOP PULLING THE FINGER!

Should have known you were one of those guys ...

Ahh... my dear husband always makes me PULL HIS FINGER! Do they have Dutch ovens in the UK.
And you still fall for it?

BTW - does anyone want to talk about the fact that the greens in Emily's avatar EXACTLY MATCH the new chic loden/sage/olive green of our new forum? :o Yeah, YOU KNOW what I'm thinking.......she is TOTALLY IN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Emily IS Scott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Scott's doesn't match .... who is in control?

I totally missed the deleted toaster comments ..... you mean there was something worse than what sometimes makes it here? :o :o On a serious thread?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I think this constantly as I participate in this thread...what poor newbie has just stumbled on here, thinking, "Gosh, I'm so overwhelmed and confused. Maybe these guys have an answer as to why this dermatitis stuff on my elbows tickles sometimes. Please, lord, let them have an answer...my life is a Hell..."

oh good Loooooooooooooord :lol: :lol: Indeed, they must think, well, that's the second-longest thread here........maybe they really DO have some insight........ :lol:

Also, keep in mind that if they are in the US and stick out said index finger, someone might pull it execting to be entertained with flatulence.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yes Emily shall have to teach them about finger-pulling also

I totally missed the deleted toaster comments ..... you mean there was something worse than what sometimes makes it here? :o :o On a serious thread?

only if you consider the specifics of ejaculate and a corresponding skin rash, in such a seemingly-benign thread as toaster conditions.......see, when it emerges on OUR thread, it's not so shocking, is it??????????????

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
So, I traipsed around this evening, searching for a birthday gift for my dad. Ended up buying him an old-man type cardigan...you know, big wooden buttons, cabled.

:lol: My grandad had one of these....I expect my Dad would wear one too but he has a phobia of buttons :blink: ......Terry (hubby) sooo wants one but I will not allow....

Anywho HAPPY BIRTHDAY LES!!!!

AND it was a thread about toasters? that just ain't right............:lol:

You know it !!!! :lol: *snigger*

Well......pulled up Annie's dog blanket off my bed to wash, and to change my sheets. Happens usually twice a week, the sheet-changing.............I LOVE me some clean sheets. So......I gaze upon the fluffy white duvet, under her blanket, and there is a

GIANT URINE (??) STAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Annie needs Tena pads?-?....she'll need some doggie knickers (nothing fancy or frilly - don't want to draw undue attention to her wee little problem :(

Ah....toasters. :lol:

:lol:She read it!!!

I must teach them to NEVER approach the wife of the British High Commission while at a parliamentary function and, as the orchestra begins, stick out their index finger (as an invitation) and say, "Wanna boogie?" :o:o

Worry not Emily - we (my family) are spreading the word fast

Hubby has it down to a fine art - got our 12 yr old to pull his finger ... :lol: ....and performed with great aplomb with perfect timing :lol: to the cry of ''OH DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!''

....the rest of us were rolling about........ :lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Also, keep in mind that if they are in the US and stick out said index finger, someone might pull it execting to be entertained with flatulence.

you know I am in the US and I could never understand how people could fart on cue.

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