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kareng Grand Master

Or as that classic riddle:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of his legs is both the same.

:huh:

:rolleyes:

Is the fact that I find that phunny a bad thing?

Had bar food at home night! Yum! My stuffs better! If I could just get someone else

to shop, prepare, cook & clean-up.....


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It's been quiet 'round here this weekend!

It's 57 degrees here, out of principle, I am wearing a sundress. My teeth are chattering, a sweater would have been a good idea....

Transients have all settled in well. Took 2 of em to the airport in Saturday. They're flying to Wisconsen to try out for American Idol. Ahhhh, to be young again :). Other than that, not too much new these days. I've gotten boring!!

Happy Monday!

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Monday psills :D

I got nuttin, just wanted to say hey. Hope everyone had a nice weekend :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Just watched Julie & Julia . . . I love DVR . . . and they had that clip from SNL with Dan Akroyd as Julia Child . . .

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jerseyangel Proficient

Just watched Julie & Julia . . .

I loved that movie :D

Darn210 Enthusiast

Also watched 2012 . . . my hubby and I both agreed afterwards . . . Thank goodness we didn't pay to see that in the theater.

jerseyangel Proficient

My blow dryer died this morning. Put my almost dry hair up in a pony tail and ran to Walgreens to replace it. Can nae do wifout me blow dryer B)

Thunderstorms came through earlier this morning but they were quick--it's back to sunny and hot.


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curlyfries Contributor

So far no surgery. Doc says it looks fine. I go back again for more x-rays on Friday. I'm bored.....miss dancing and miss holding me grandbaby :(

.....and the psillies are not entertaining me <_<

Think I'll go take a nap -_-

elye Community Regular

.....and the psillies are not entertaining me <_<

<-------------- HEYYYYY, Leeeesargh!! Look! It's US! FINALLY! B)

kareng Grand Master

So far no surgery. Doc says it looks fine. I go back again for more x-rays on Friday. I'm bored.....miss dancing and miss holding me grandbaby :(

.....and the psillies are not entertaining me <_<

Think I'll go take a nap -_-

Happy about your arm not needing surgery. Sad about the dancing and baby bouncing.

We certainly have not been keeping up the psilly on here. I think the heat is just sucking it out of us. We need those wodoka drinks Rey-schelle makes with the coconut ice cream.

kareng Grand Master

Just for the Psillies, I have ventured into the 14 year old boy room to retrieve his book of stupid jokes. Until someone gets psillier, I'll have to post these jokes.

When the young wizard turned a dog into a frog, what did his father say?

"What did I tell you about cursing in the house?"

What do you get when you cross a fruit with a math book?

Apple pi

These are 2 of the better ones in a book of at least 1000.

Cute pic Em & Leesa.

curlyfries Contributor

<-------------- HEYYYYY, Leeeesargh!! Look! It's US! FINALLY! B)

YAY!!!!! Send it to me, OK?

Hey! Can you see me bruises? :unsure: Em.....we never determined who they look like! We have DEFINITELY been forgetting psilly protocol!

We certainly have not been keeping up the psilly on here. I think the heat is just sucking it out of us. We need those wodoka drinks Rey-schelle makes with the coconut ice cream.

I usually enjoy garage-saleing, but I sweat so much in this contraption......ugh. Just adds to me misery.

Just for the Psillies, I have ventured into the 14 year old boy room to retrieve his book of stupid jokes. Until someone gets psillier, I'll have to post these jokes.

*groan*

Please......somebody stop her!

jerseyangel Proficient

So far no surgery. Doc says it looks fine.

Great news!! Have a good rest :)

elye Community Regular

HEY!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... .

Yippeeeeee!!

jerseyangel Proficient

HEY!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... .

Yippeeeeee!!

Such a gorgeous wee apricot cutie! :D Bet you can't wait to scoop him up!!!

Love the pic of you and Leesiguh, Em--youse goils look great B)

kareng Grand Master

HEY!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... .

Yippeeeeee!!

So cute! A fruity poodle! :P

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HEY!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... .

Yippeeeeee!!

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

I know--right? :wub:

How's the tilin' coming, Jess?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Just for the Psillies, I have ventured into the 14 year old boy room to retrieve his book of stupid jokes. Until someone gets psillier, I'll have to post these jokes.

:lol:

We iz havin'a dry spell..and I don't mean the wevah, but reading along... ;)

HEY!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... .

Yippeeeeee!!

OMG!!!!!!

I.can't.take.it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Got now't 'cept an uneasy, restless night ahead <_<

10.15pm and it's still 90f

:blink:

Nobody in blighty has AC!!

kareng Grand Master

10.15pm and it's still 90f

:blink:

Nobody in blighty has AC!!

That's cause it doesn't get to 90 there! :)

jerseyangel Proficient

[quote name='nikki-uk' date='19 July 2010 - 05:17 PM' timestamp='1279574254' Got now't 'cept an uneasy, restless night ahead <_<

10.15pm and it's still 90f

:blink:

Nobody in blighty has AC!!

jerseyangel Proficient

HIH did me post get into Nik's quote?? :huh: And twice??? :blink:

Not like I haven't done this, oh say about 18,000 times.... :lol::ph34r:

kareng Grand Master

HIH did me post get into Nik's quote?? :huh: And twice??? :blink:

Not like I haven't done this, oh say about 18,000 times.... :lol::ph34r:

I thought it was very tricky of you.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

That's cause it doesn't get to 90 there! :)

Exactly..well sometimes (like NOW!! :lol: ) but not often enough to warrant EVEN a phan.

We iz acclimatising halph-heartedly 'cos by next week it'll barely reach 70f :rolleyes:

HIH did me post get into Nik's quote?? :huh: And twice??? :blink:

WIH?!?!

WHAT jiggery-pokery is this???

Darn210 Enthusiast

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Awwwwww . . . too cute . . . but I just have to point out (and I know you know this) but with a youngin' comes the chewin'. Smackl's shoe got chewed on by me friends dog (1 yr old) today. We got the chewin' and it's not even our dog!!! :o:lol: . . . shoes made it through OK

Not like I haven't done this, oh say about 18,000 times.... :lol::ph34r:

Karen!!! . . . take note!!! Patti is coming up on 18,000. Who do you think she's going to target??? I'd start making disaster recovery plans right now if I were you.

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