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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yay! Manda's making good use of her netless time :D

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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:lol: x 10!

Not to sound psycho or nothin, but many years ago I would occassionally 'predict' things. Then for a few years....pretty much nothing. Now that I am 1 year gluten free, things are happening again :huh:

.......hesitating to post this.....does it make me sound looney tunes?.......or just your typical wackl psilly?

Looney Tunes? No. I've known too many people who've had abilities that so many others scoff at. We are all connected somehow. All things are connected on some level we don't understand...at least that's what I believe. I won't delve into any big discussion here except to say that I think you are more in tune with that connection.

Reminds me of the story of the purple cow. In this story, it's stated that we are all born with abilities that we do not develop. As the child grows he points out to adults/ parents...teachers..whoever... the purple cow (his abilities) that he sees. The adult tells him over and over that he does NOT see a purple cow. Eventually the child becomes convinced that he does not indeed see the purple cow, and so he not only doesn't develop this potential, he ignores that it even exists.

Not a good rendition of the story...but I think I've given the jist of it.

So! Anyway.....good morning everyone! Hope yer all feelin groovey today!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Hmmmmm.......unknown, hidden rooms and passageways:

The discovery of secret passageways or rooms in your dream parallels something new and/or exciting that is occurring in your waking life. It may refer to new opportunities, a new relationship, or a new attitude toward life. If you wake up before fully exploring these rooms/passageways, then it suggests that you may not know how to go about taking advantage of these opportunities or how to move forward with a relationship. Perhaps the newness and uncertainty of this discovery also makes you a little more cautious. This is a positive dream.

The new relationship wif yer Peanut, perhaps? :)

:o

:lol: :lol: well thanks Em!!!!!!!

She's talked about doing just that many times

yes - the chest - - I DREAM of the bigger chest, since, well, I guess High School, when I realized they really never were going to get any bigger :angry:

Not to sound psycho or nothin, but many years ago I would occassionally 'predict' things. Then for a few years....pretty much nothing. Now that I am 1 year gluten free, things are happening again :huh:

.......hesitating to post this.....does it make me sound looney tunes?.......or just your typical wackl psilly?

Um........me too! I don't know if I call it psychic......mine is more of an intuition and knowing how certain things will go.

But this was quite weird.....in 1983, I had been dating a basketball player at Fresno State, and the team went to the NIT that year (he and I were no longer dating when they went to the tournament). I also went to New York for this thing - - such incredible fun and boy do I have stories. :o:lol:

Well, I told this player exactly, and I mean EXACTLY how both games would turn out.....he totally scoffed at me and said, uh, no, don't think so, that's impossible.

Well, they won the tournament and.....both games were played exactly as I'd predicted. :huh:

but that bball player already thought I was really wackl....... :lol:

Look at all the money you've saved Suezee . . . you were gonna spend thousands . . . and all you needed was to get a chest on loan from Gail!!!!

Lisa!!!! OK . . . What number am I thinking of?? . . .

:lol: :lol: I knew she'd say 11

My son's tutor (Canadian) phoned this morn...'No school....there's no buses...does the whole country halt for a bit of snow???'

........um yes

NICOLA!!!!!!! this is terribly exciting!! Assuming, of course, yer boiler's working??? :)

:lol:

I should call to see how many nanoseconds until THEIR Flash Read-Enable Latch falling edge shows!! :lightbulboverheadface:

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STOP IT!!!!! stop it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nikker said Quay . .. .almost.

The word, so new to me at the time, & dare I say ....foreign, intrigued me during me short stays in Singapore.

:lol: always love Ptaum's little snippets of random, thoughtful information

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Ehhhhh not much. Nothing to blame for my problems. Barrett's Esophogus, hiatal hernia, goblet cells, cells downstream of where they belong & a scrip for Prilosec. Tho I don't have anywhere near the acid reflux I long ago occasionally had, maybe I do have a bit sometimes & it's usually ignored.

Ehhhh I dunno.

THANKS TOM....ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?

Well, yeah....that too. And extreme fatigue. My chiropractor keeps it manageable most of the time. That and good vitamins and a high protein diet have allowed me to cope without my meds.

YEP, MY CHIRO TOO

I have made a snowman wiv Al, but (you must understand 'we' don't get much practice).....it is CR@P!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CAN WE SEE IT BEFORE IT MELTS?

....John and I are "trying" we wanted to wait till we got to the house and no longer at the apartment before we embarked on that journey.

HAVE FUN 'TRYING'

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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HAVE FUN 'TRYING'

No, Amanda. This is serious undertaking, and in no way should you have any fun at all :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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CAN WE SEE IT BEFORE IT MELTS?

UM...no........upon applying inserting the carrot (for a nose) the head split in two, then fell off

:lol:

:lol:

I am laughing SOOooo much I am crying!!! :lol: T'was a pathetic effort!!!!!!! (got bored and my fingers were numb!!!)

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (intrigued!!)

PSYCHIC PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I have to ask......

What does it all mean????

Snow has made me most wackl :wacko::lol: ...but NO FEAR!...me boiler IS working :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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UM...no........upon applying inserting the carrot (for a nose) the head split in two, then fell off

:lol: :lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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UM...no........upon applying inserting the carrot (for a nose) the head split in two, then fell off

I am laughing SOOooo much I am crying!!! :lol: T'was a pathetic effort!!!!!!! (got bored and my fingers were numb!!!)

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (intrigued!!)

PSYCHIC PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I have to ask......

What does it all mean????

Snow has made me most wackl :wacko::lol: ...but NO FEAR!...me boiler IS working :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lurve this whole post.........remember when the SNAUX made me completely ecstatic and wackl? I SO know this feeling........and then spotting the Lilliputian SNAUX MAN on me neighbor's lawn?????????? BAH HA HA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

which reminds me - Em was supposed to make an ARMY of tiny snauxmen and show us - WHERE ARE THEY???????????????????

and oh yes, Amanda, in NO WAY should you have ANY fun TRYING. *snigger*

SILLIES guess what I did yesterday..............

well, I have some savage neighbors about four houses down who smoke in their back yard, and then throw all their butts and empty cigarette packs over the fence. :angry:

We take our almost-daily walks and.....there are all the BUTTS on the sidewalk and around.

So yesterdya, I gathered up all the butts (about 20) and the empty packs and threw them over the fence and into their back yard.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It was gross, but I am pleased with myself, and will repeat as necessary.

Also, here's something wicked:

on the orchard walk, we went by the MEAN PEOPLE's HOUSE both Saturday and Sunday.......but I had Weezee on a leash. Well, their dogs barked maniacally and savagely BOTH times, but alas, the wretched owners must have been gone as they didn't come screaming out and lunging over the fence.

Darn, I was SOOOOO looking forward to letting them see that their dogs behave just the same whether my dog is on a leash or running wild. And, I didn't plan on saying a word, just looking at her and smiling.

:ph34r:

:) :) :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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NO EM!!!

It's not YOU that's nut's....it's us Brits that are pathetic!!! :rolleyes:

I was raring to GO this morn!!.....but where was the gritters...the snow ploughs, the public transport????........ ( :unsure: wait..we don't have snow ploughs)

There's talk of no school 'til Wednesday!!!!!!!!!!

Nik!! You've only TEN had CENTIMETRES of psnaough!! I thought you'd had a foot, and I was ready to allow you blokes some sense of blizzard status........but 10 cm??? Gad, 'tis child's play .. . . . ...... :lol::lol:

Gaaaaahhhh....you all must be thinking I'm writing a grand epic....I've had a squiggly name fer a half-hour, er sumfin'. Forgot I was posting, got distracted.....

I pulled a Sooooozie....... :rolleyes:

All right, I'M BACK! Now, where was I?. . . . ..

Um........me too! I don't know if I call it psychic......mine is more of an intuition and knowing how certain things will go.

Have all you intuitive pholk read Malcolm Gladwell's Blink? A tremendous read, if you haven't. I highly recommend it....supoib stuff.... . . .

HAVE FUN 'TRYING'

No, Amanda. This is serious undertaking, and in no way should you have any fun at all :P

Amanda........ . . .make it fun...... . ..I suspect you need to introduce Mail Merging into your sessions. . . . . ....

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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So yesterdya, I gathered up all the butts (about 20) and the empty packs and threw them over the fence and into their back yard.

:lol::lol:

Tremendous woik, Sooooze. I do hope that you run, or a least trot, away as you finish this type of deed... . . . ..you DID refer to these individuals as savage, after all. . . . . .. :unsure:

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Amanda........ . . .make it fun...... . ..I suspect you need to introduce Mail Merging into your sessions. . . . . ....

:lol:

:o Mail Merge? Em! well I NEVER! that is just so.......sordid and kinky :lol: :lol:

Tremendous woik, Sooooze. I do hope that you run, or a least trot, away as you finish this type of deed... . . . ..you DID refer to these individuals as savage, after all. . . . . .. :unsure:

:lol:

nope - stood there waiting for someone to lunge over the fence at me, to receive one of my small lectures :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!! see new av - Weez and Peanut are wrestling champs now - - I'm trying to get action shots but they were all quite a blurry tangle of fur - extreeeeeeeeeemely cute (all fun and games until someone gets a claw in the eye :huh: ) :wub: But - I love the look on Weezel's face in this photo :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
well, I have some savage neighbors about four houses down who smoke in their back yard, and then throw all their butts and empty cigarette packs over the fence. :angry:

We take our almost-daily walks and.....there are all the BUTTS on the sidewalk and around.

So yesterdya, I gathered up all the butts (about 20) and the empty packs and threw them over the fence and into their back yard.

:lol: Excellent!!!!

Play the savages at their own game!

, I was SOOOOO looking forward to letting them see that their dogs behave just the same whether my dog is on a leash or running wild. And, I didn't plan on saying a word, just looking at her and smiling.

Next time <snackle>

Amanda's important task with mail merge :lol:

EM!!! 10inches! (not centimetREs) .....well okay a FOOT now (umm ....'we' are supposed to be metric now but I resist! :ph34r: )

SOOZLE'S new av!!!! :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Em's getting kinky!!!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Amanda........ . . .make it fun...... . ..I suspect you need to introduce Mail Merging into your sessions. . . . . ....

:lol:

Em's getting kinky!!!!

Um, maybe she meant to say male merging. You are merging your male, aren't you? :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Psychic? . . . Intuitive?

By the way . . . all of yer posts this morning?? . . . I knew you were going to say that!!!

harp1 Apprentice
harp1
Posted

Male merge - is that heterosexual? Susan

elye Community Regular
elye
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Janet's phreakin' me out. . . .....she KNEW what we were gonna say....BEFORE we said any of it. . .. .!! :lol:

Um, maybe she meant to say male merging. You are merging your male, aren't you? :ph34r:

POeter! You missed an important preposition, here - - merging with your male. :lol:

Um, Male Merging likely does NOT produce babies. . . ... . .

Soooooozie! Those adorable animals of your'n. . .. :wub: . ..Weeze looks....exhausted? Perplexed? :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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MALE MERGING!!!!

Haaaaaahaha! :lol:

Gosh yes! Male merge with Access and Powerpoint! Make sure you have the right Font with which to express yourselves! You can merge your cells on the table! :lol: OMG, I need to stop! HeeHee...hope you know enough about computer programs to understand, and not think I've gone off the deep end completely! Well, maybe I have, but I want you to laugh with me.

Um....Em? Why wouldn't merging with a male produce babies?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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UM...no........upon applying inserting the carrot (for a nose) the head split in two, then fell off

:lol: Nik!!!! :lol::lol:

So yesterdya, I gathered up all the butts (about 20) and the empty packs and threw them over the fence and into their back yard.

Be-u-tee-phul! :P Serves 'em right!

I love the look on Weezel's face in this photo :lol: :lol:

She really does have the most expressive phace. I love her pictures :D

Um, maybe she meant to say male merging. You are merging your male, aren't you? :ph34r:

Check......newly coined Sillie word--"male merging" :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Um....Em? Why wouldn't merging with a male produce babies?

Well......A "merge" by definition is a bringing together of like things......A company merger is the combination of 2 or more companies into one, a municipal merge is the amalgamation of two or more cities into a big metropolis.... therefore, male merging would involve two males. ........

:rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Haaaaaahaha! :lol:

You can merge your cells on the table!

OMG... . . just make sure the kids are NOT at home when ya'll are doin' this. . . . . . ....

:huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
MALE MERGING!!!!

Haaaaaahaha! :lol:

Gosh yes! Male merge with Access and Powerpoint! Make sure you have the right Font with which to express yourselves! You can merge your cells on the table! :lol:

So many useful functions!

Sort by size

Wrap (for the more advanced)

Shrink to fit (I believe this requires a prescription)

and, of course, protection :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

:lol::lol: . . . who would guess that the psillies are so preoccupied wif double entendres.

Baby update . . . I have heard that my friend's baby boy is responding well to the synthetic surfactant (to help lung development). If all continues to go well, he should be able to go home in about a week. My friend was finally allowed to hold him. :wub: Thank you for your prayers and well-wishes.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Well......A "merge" by definition is a bringing together of like things......A company merger is the combination of 2 or more companies into one, a municipal merge is the amalgamation of two or more cities into a big metropolis.... therefore, male merging would involve two males. ........

:rolleyes:

Ahem....todays lecture from professor Ted:

Merging 2 like things does not necessarily mean merging 2 identical things. You can merge 2 very different types of companies....they are alike (businesses) but not identical. You can merge with a male, who is of your species (alike), but it is frowned upon to merge with a male of another species :o . While it is possible to do (so I've heard) this would not produce a merging of cells (progeny). Merging between 2 of the same species allows for merging cells (on the table or anywhere), thereby opening the possibility of the creation of a new unit. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Jah-gnit!! How wonderful about that dear baby! :):wub:

Ahem....todays lecture from professor Ted:

Merging 2 like things does not necessarily mean merging 2 identical things. You can merge 2 very different types of companies....they are alike (businesses) but not identical. You can merge with a male, who is of your species (alike), but it is frowned upon to merge with a male of another species :o . While it is possible to do (so I've heard) this would not produce a merging of cells (progeny). Merging between 2 of the same species allows for merging cells (on the table or anywhere), thereby opening the possibility of the creation of a new unit. :P

:lol::lol:

Ah, yes.....but Male Merging, of which we were speaking, would in fact be the merging of two males, of whatevah species, n'est-ce pas?

Um, Tareeesuh.... . . .Who in hell is Professor Ted?

:huh::lol:

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