The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

Benicio DID bring the lobster and ghee. We had 50 martinis together. I think I passed out after that. Not sure what hubby thought

....and to quote Carla...'' I've heard martinis are like breasts ... one isn't enough and three are too many'' ..so god only knows what happens after 50!! (hubby does not need to know about your little hallucinogenic episodes))

Here's one for you: Open Original Shared Link

Why, how kind Miss Beverly Good Day to you too

And, Nikki, hey, I've been a stay-at-home mom since 1988! It didn't cause brain deterioration for me ... but I did home school for 10 of those years.

....and so it seems I have no valid excuse for my neurological defecits....HARUMPH!!!!

Lobster sounds good ... shellfish started bothering me though ... ... but I snuck some when we were in Phoenix last month and it didn't bother me at all ... can treating the Lyme be taking care of this? Hope so, because real lobster would be good instead of this imaginary stuff!

AGAIN!!! no real excuse....but have never been able to eat shellfish without vomiting profusely about 10 mins after ...why is that????

Susan, the part I don't like about alcohol is how it alters you mind ... I like the taste .. how weird is that?

Whereas I don't like the taste,...but quite enjoy the feeling

[CarlaB]

....and so it seems I have no valid excuse for my neurological defecits....HARUMPH!!!!

I'm sure it's your husband's fault. It's always the man's fault!

[nikki-uk]

I'm sure it's your husband's fault. It's always the man's fault!

WELL OF COURSE!!! ha - ha!!

''It's Dad's fault'' is my kids favourite saying.....and he passively accepts this

[Mtndog]

Tee hee! Did I say 50 martinis ? No, after 1 I'd be under the weather. Right now after 2, I'd be under the floorboards.

I miss my cosmopolitans!!!!!!!!!!!! Someday......

[tom]

....and to quote Carla...'' I've heard martinis are like breasts ... one isn't enough and three are too many''

Whereas I don't like the taste,...but quite enjoy the feeling

LOL Love that martini quote!!

Your two contrasting positions on alcohol bring me to what could be a telling symptom.

Or maybe the 3rd position is Pseuzee's liking BOTH taste & feeling.

Anyway, maybe I fill the remaining quadrant of this 2x2 matrix. (Or maybe that's total bs now that I think of it)

So, tho I would enjoy both the taste & feeling, every time I test anything alcoholic, I'm somehow suddenly *unable* to get even the slightest buzz!

Has anyone heard of this? I was quite able to feel the effects throughout the 70s. 80s. 90s and the early aughts.

Having zero alcohol for betw 1 & 2 yrs SHOULD'VE made for great ease in feeling the effects. But it's like it's just not digested or metabolized in a normal way.

I'm highly curious whether this means something. It must mean *something*!

[DingoGirl]

...my head hurts.....but I MUST TRY!!! UM....SIOUX-ZI

HELP ME !!!...HELP!!! My poor brain cells!!!.......

Having zero alcohol for betw 1 & 2 yrs SHOULD'VE made for great ease in feeling the effects. But it's like it's just not digested or metabolized in a normal way.

I'm highly curious whether this means something. It must mean *something*!

Clearly the answer is to DRINK MORE, much much more. Then call us in the morning.

[DingoGirl]

...my head hurts.....but I MUST TRY!!! UM....SIOUX-ZI

HELP ME !!!...HELP!!! My poor brain cells!!!.......

Having zero alcohol for betw 1 & 2 yrs SHOULD'VE made for great ease in feeling the effects. But it's like it's just not digested or metabolized in a normal way.

I'm highly curious whether this means something. It must mean *something*!

Clearly the answer is to DRINK MORE, much much more. Then call us in the morning.

[edit - - OMG OMG OMG OMG - - I had SO many funny things written, and I am using Firefox as my browser now, AND IT"S ALL GONE! put my post up and only this last bit showed up.......sad...heinous......terrible.........no time to repost! ]

[nikki-uk]

[edit - - OMG OMG OMG OMG - - I had SO many funny things written, and I am using Firefox as my browser now, AND IT"S ALL GONE! put my post up and only this last bit showed up.......sad...heinous......terrible.........no time to repost! ]

Well now, tinkering with THE EVIL COMPUTER indeed!!

This WILL always end in tears

....but I am a little jealous, admiring your bravery, been thinking of ditching Internet Explorer myself but was TOO SCARED

[AndreaB]

...my head hurts.....but I MUST TRY!!! UM....SIOUX-ZI

Tee Hee Good one.

Benicio DID bring the lobster and ghee. We had 50 martinis together. I think I passed out after that. Not sure what hubby thought

I just have to add Rinne's post "You know what they say about martinis, just have one because after two you'll be under the table and after three you'll be under the waiter."

[tom]

[edit - - OMG OMG OMG OMG - - I had SO many funny things written, and I am using Firefox as my browser now, AND IT"S ALL GONE! put my post up and only this last bit showed up.......sad...heinous......terrible.........no time to repost! ]

Boooooooo!

I'm sure I'm not alone in feeling deprived (or is that depraved?)

Now I feel bad for talking up Firefox. I've been using it since beta (pre-release) and never had nor heard of a problem like that.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

That SO blows! I can't imagine what went wrong and wish I could help solve it and keep u away from bug-filled/security-hole-laden IE.

[Mtndog]

Clearly the answer is to DRINK MORE, much much more. Then call us in the morning.

:lol: :lol:

Or late afternoon after the blooody mary's

Or, maybe you need moe sAx?????????????????????

[nikki-uk]

Or, maybe you need moe sAx?????????????????????

Cue bad (as in the proper meaning ) joke:

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."

[CarlaB]

It's a Richard sighting!

WELL OF COURSE!!! ha - ha!!

''It's Dad's fault'' is my kids favourite saying.....and he passively accepts this

Hubby more actively accepts this and admits it's true.

Tee hee! Did I say 50 martinis ? No, after 1 I'd be under the weather. Right now after 2, I'd be under the floorboards.

I miss my cosmopolitans!!!!!!!!!!!! Someday......

Me, too. I love cosmos! There's a drink at a restaurant in Bloomington (Adam and my picture is on their website! LOL --Malibu Grill) ... It's called a Flirtini (of course that's what I'd drink! LOL). It has vodka, cranberry, champagne (which fizzes when they shake it) and pineapple juice. Very tasty.

LOL Love that martini quote!!

Your two contrasting positions on alcohol bring me to what could be a telling symptom.

Or maybe the 3rd position is Pseuzee's liking BOTH taste & feeling.

Anyway, maybe I fill the remaining quadrant of this 2x2 matrix. (Or maybe that's total bs now that I think of it)

So, tho I would enjoy both the taste & feeling, every time I test anything alcoholic, I'm somehow suddenly *unable* to get even the slightest buzz!

Has anyone heard of this? I was quite able to feel the effects throughout the 70s. 80s. 90s and the early aughts.

Having zero alcohol for betw 1 & 2 yrs SHOULD'VE made for great ease in feeling the effects. But it's like it's just not digested or metabolized in a normal way.

I'm highly curious whether this means something. It must mean *something*!

I think it's a matter of having so much brain fog that it makes no difference at all whether you're drunk or sober.

[nikki-uk]

... It's called a Flirtini (of course that's what I'd drink! LOL). It has vodka, cranberry, champagne (which fizzes when they shake it) and pineapple juice. Very tasty.

Why, you little minx, - that drink IS MADE FOR YOU!!

[Mtndog]

It's a Richard sighting!

Me, too. I love cosmos! There's a drink at a restaurant in Bloomington (Adam and my picture is on their website! LOL --Malibu Grill) ... It's called a Flirtini (of course that's what I'd drink! LOL). It has vodka, cranberry, champagne (which fizzes when they shake it) and pineapple juice. Very tasty.

I think it's a matter of having so much brain fog that it makes no difference at all whether you're drunk or sober.

OMG- a Richard sighting AND flirtini in the same sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news on both fronts.

I miss Richard and I love flirtinis.

Richard- If you're still reading, we have gotten even cheekier!

[tom]

I think it's a matter of having so much brain fog that it makes no difference at all whether you're drunk or sober.

Ouch!!

[AndreaB]

I can't imagine what went wrong and wish I could help solve it and keep u away from bug-filled/security-hole-laden IE.

I've tried firefox but didn't give it much of a chance.

I'm on ebay a lot (or should I say hubby is ) and I like the ebay tool bar that tells you whether it is legit. I didn't figure that out with firefox.

[TriticusToxicum]

OMG- a Richard sighting AND flirtini in the same sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news on both fronts.

I miss Richard and I love flirtinis.

Richard- If you're still reading, we have gotten even cheekier!

OMG!

I leave you ladies (and Tom - really no relation - I'm not the least bit Saxy) to your own devices...and now I may need to quit my job and come back here full-time to keep an eye on you all!

Unlike most of you (Tom might be excepted) I am growing some moobs and me knickers a bit on the snug side (around the waist )

FYI - Some trivial info (only a devoted husband would know) the bra in question is made by Open Original Shared Link my wife swears by them (and at me if I stare!) She buys said OtSBH's (Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders) at Kohl's. Glad I could help. I'm all for well fitted unmentionables...Bra fitter at VS...now there's a job Must...stop...now...

Carry on!

[nikki-uk]

I am quite excited!!

Whole Foods (of which I hear you peeps speak of alot) has Open Original Shared Link.

Is it worth the commute - lol and more importantly can I afford it???

....NO!!!.........don't answer that!!!

[AndreaB]

Don't be such a stranger Richard!

It's good to see you.

[AndreaB]

I am quite excited!!

Whole Foods (of which I hear you peeps speak of alot) has Open Original Shared Link.

Is it worth the commute - lol and more importantly can I afford it???

....NO!!!.........don't answer that!!!

Um..........ok I won't answer that one.

[TriticusToxicum]

I am quite excited!!

Whole Foods (of which I hear you peeps speak of alot) has Open Original Shared Link.

Is it worth the commute - lol and more importantly can I afford it???

....NO!!!.........don't answer that!!!

Lucky you. The FTC has put the Open Original Shared Link...until it all gets sorted out Whole foods won't be expanding in the US - but will be expanding overseas. Lucky you! There isn't one in my area, but my local supermarket carries Wild Oats products.

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!! IT'S RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLOOOOOO!!!!!

...Sioux-zhan will be utterly gutted she missed your rare sighting and ignored the call of the (firefox 'an all) computer!!!!

FYI - Some trivial info (only a devoted husband would know) the bra in question is made by Open Original Shared Link my wife swears by them (and at me if I stare!) She buys said OtSBH's (Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders) at Kohl's. Glad I could help. I'm all for well fitted unmentionables...Bra fitter at VS...now there's a job Must...stop...now...

Thanks for the tip

Unfortunately ...as you are probably aware...you are way too well endowed to join the no boob club

[AndreaB]

Thanks for posting the Richard. I've been wondering what was going on with WF and WO.

[jerseyangel]

Nikki--

You will love Whole Foods!

Richard!!!!

Nice to see you--how'd ya like the Lost season-ender? Thanks for the bra info--Playtex is my fav for everyday, too! Very comfortable.

How are the girls--excited about summer vacation?