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:o OOPS!!!!! Thought the cops were women!!!!! My bad . . . Okay -- no Gay in him --- trust me on this one ;)

So, now that we have THAT straightened out . . . no pun intended :P . . . . on to the next problem:

I think that we need to have a "gaited" community, possibly. OR, we could have an official Rachelville tour guide -- and tours are only conducted ONE WEEKEND per month . . . so that our lives are not interrupted. THEN, on that weekend, we could all wear our official t-shirts proudly. And they would NOT be for sale to anyone who is not a member of R'ville. Those people would have to get the previously stated, "Someone I love visited Rachelville and all I got was this t-shirt" . . . . . that would keep in check!!!!!

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:o OOPS!!!!! Thought the cops were women!!!!! My bad . . . Okay -- no Gay in him --- trust me on this one ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

Wellll....so far the cops are only male, because as of now we have about five men in R-ville, and they are all married, so we NEED the beautiful male cops..... ;) you know, for the single gals....

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So, I take it everyone in R'ville except for Vincent is going to be constantly trying to get arrested?! And I didn't even see the pics to figure that one out!

I JAYWALKED THROUGH TOWN TODAY!!!! TWICE!! :ph34r::P

I currently have Bob's and haven't had a reaction but I know other people have. I think Authentic Foods is on a dedicated line but it is very expensive.

I use Bob's, but my celiac disease is not as sensitive as some..

:o:o:o Does this mean my new title is "Town Hussey"?

ROFLMAO OH GAWD!!!!! :lol:

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Um, good idea, we need a ship-builder for our sea-faring buddies, but, is your husband mildly gay - - being distracted by the cops and all......just checking..... ;)

ROFLMAO!!

OMG....I fully busted my gut reading that!!

Susan, you are on a roll today girl, I havent stopped laughing since I signed on...

OK...premature post (Susan....such a bad influence) back to more reading...got tears coming out from all the laughter! :lol:

Listen, my children, and you shall hear. Just because I'm Town Matriarch, and even though I can't see that town trophy, doesn't mean that I haven't . . . uh . . . been young. You'd be surprised at the tales old folks could tell. Remember that, the next time you see an old lady in her rocking chair, talking to herself and laughing. You may think it's senility, but I'm here to tell you it ain't necessarily so!

LMAO

:lol::lol:

Guess Cissie told US!!! :ph34r:

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Can I leave Jim at home when I move to R-ville? Well, as a retired airline pilot, he may be usefull.

He now makes beautiful collector boxes out of exotic wood. Perhaps he can make the boxes that we put our collection of altoids. :)

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:o:o:o Does this mean my new title is "Town Hussey"?

:o

I dont think we have enuff men in R-Ville at this time....will consider the "hussey" title when we have more than 3 men in our town. :D

The way its looking the R-Ville residents will have the freshest breath around (thanks to the altoids) but thats about it.

possibly but that may depend on the OUTFIT your create for yourself..... ;)

ROFLMAO!!

Ummm...yes...we've already had the dicussion (about 100 pages back) about "covering up" in Rachelville....I think everyone was in agreement that clothes must be worn at all times.

Remember...this is when some people thought I might be a hippie nudist or something. :o

All I wanted to do was wear my overalls and tank tops instead of long Amish dresses. :rolleyes:

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:o

I dont think we have enuff men in R-Ville at this time....will consider the "hussey" title when we have more than 3 men in our town. :D

The way its looking the R-Ville residents will have the freshest breath around (thanks to the altoids) but thats about it.

Yeah, but once the word gets out how talented us Rachelvillettes are with our Altoids, pretty soon there will be population explosion and for every one woman, there will be 20 men......

Does that mean I will have to give a step by step demonstration on the proper technique?

Just think ladies, we will have more men than we will know what to do with!

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:o OOPS!!!!! Thought the cops were women!!!!! My bad . . . Okay -- no Gay in him --- trust me on this one ;)

ROFLMAO!!!

OK...now I've really hurt myself from busting my gut all over again!

Lisa....why would all these women be discussing hunky cops and altoids in the same sentence....if...um the cops were women?? :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

I was wondering about your husband myself but leave it Susan to come right out and ask!

LMAO!!

:lol::lol::lol:

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Listen, my children, and you shall hear. Just because I'm Town Matriarch, and even though I can't see that town trophy, doesn't mean that I haven't . . . uh . . . been young. You'd be surprised at the tales old folks could tell. Remember that, the next time you see an old lady in her rocking chair, talking to herself and laughing. You may think it's senility, but I'm here to tell you it ain't necessarily so!

Cissie

:lol::lol:

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Cissie, you rock!

You remind me of my neighbour across the street. She's 70 years old, and is the biggest Pink Floyd fan going! Up until 2 years ago, she drove around in a red sports car (until gas got too expensive!). She has told me stories ranging from trying to survive the Blitz in London in the 40's right through Hippieville in the 60's and going to see every rock band she could in the 70's, 80's and 90's......

It blows my mind that she is the same age as my mother! My 12 yr old Eileen thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread.....

Karen

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yes, when the heat is lifted (to less than 100 degrees) and I am not trapped in the house for the better part of a week, I can become my old self again.....just mowed the lawn and hand-clipped the edges...dead-headed the roses....I was the only one out in Pleasantville at this hour...I learned that from Rachel, gardening in wretchedly hot conditions.......

we are all very funny today!! spinaching all over the place!! :lol::lol::lol:

and Karen how I DO look forward to these 20 men for every woman......what joy! and they will all be beautiful, kind-hearted, altruistic, brilliant, morally upright and wildly funny DOG LOVERS!! (okay maybe not all, I"ll just need the one when I find him). ;)

I"m going to sit at Cissie's knee as she's laughing madly to herself in her rocker and make her tell me what she's going over in her brain..... :D

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Rachelville Rich farmland by the ocean, with mountains at our back to provide fresh spring water.

Population (not sure haven't counted)

President: Rachel

Vice President: Patti

Governor: Julie

Lt. Governors: Miamia & Chelsea

Mayor: Andrea

Senator: Lisa

Secretary: Donna & Susan

Minister of Defense: Cissi in charge of auxigro detecting geese and dingo-ish dogs and Town Raconteur

Security: Donna

Village ambassador and queen: Julie

Newscaster: Celia

Decor and Design Committee: Patti -Decor Advisor, Susan - Garden Color Coordinator, Robbin - Assistant Decor Advisor, Rachel - Building and Landscape Advisor (this is going to be a very pretty place!)

Computer Tech: Vincent

Picard: Coach (for community sports) Oh and Diver for all our sea food..sorry you got 2 jobs

Christine: Nurse (you work in a hospital right?)

Cow and goat milkers: Evie and Armetta (I think she said she has milked before)

Music teacher: Alison

Chef 1: Miamia - Chef 2: Chelse - Chef 3: Rinne

Teachers: Andrea & Patti

Shopping consultant: Donna & Rachel

Community Events Coordinator: Rinne

Village adventurer/researcher: Meredith, who travels to distant lands to bring back news and information

Tony: captain for any water craft, so he can take Picard out for diving.

Mitch: truck driver, so he can haul whatever we need. Rachelville Paradise golf course driver. (also can be used by golfers when a driver is needed. Putt Putt.)

Andrea: Treasurer

Ryan: Handy-man, general fixer upper

Nikki: Cosmotologist, hair dresser

Physical Therapist: Lynne

Cissie: Literary reader around campfire or fireplace for the citizens of Rachelville

Vincent: Town hero and rule breaker

Jeny: Animal caretaker/veterinarian

Susan & Celia & Adam: Town comics

Cissie: Town matriarch

Cissie: History teacher Distinguished Chair of Celiac Literary and Historical Oddities dept.

Ryan: Language teacher

Tavi: Town bum, with the off time duty of raking leaves off paths in the fall

Karen: Counselor and Altoids Ambassador on Special Assignment

Donna: Pest patrol and dingo-dog flea controller (if needed)….it’s Rachelville after all.

Carla: Social Director

Robbin & Rinne: Book store attendants

Rachel: Ice cream maker

Rinne: Juice bar operator

Dave: Ship designer and defender of the downtrodden

Jim: Maker of boxes for precious collectibles.

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Andrea - - another list - - :lol::lol::lol: ...and the fact that I sit here reading them and chortling to self..... :lol::lol::lol:

and the maker of the wooden boxes for "precious collectibles" :lol::lol::lol:

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ROFLMAO!!!

OK...now I've really hurt myself from busting my gut all over again!

Lisa....why would all these women be discussing hunky cops and altoids in the same sentence....if...um the cops were women?? :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

I was wondering about your husband myself but leave it Susan to come right out and ask!

LMAO!!

:lol::lol::lol:

SOO many things in here I don't know where to go. Who knows, maybe the hunky women cops look like men? I have never imaged a "hunky woman" :blink: I expect they do look like men? Could we all be decieved?

Regarding my husband, well, he's straight, but not as much as he used to be. :unsure:

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MEGAN UPDATE!!

OKay my wife chatted with her on the phone for a while, but not realy mcuh new. Megan had a good nap, and should be moved to a "room" tonight or tommorow. Fever is still there, but the morphine is working well. Thats about all I know. Planning to meet up with her next week.

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Rachel: Ice cream maker

:lol:

I left my ice cream maker at my mom's house. :(

This is very tragic as I sit here ice-creamless.

I bought half n half anyways and I'm sitting here debating on whether to run to the store and buy myself another ice cream maker.

My friend just gave me a lecture...telling me I cant go buy one...it wont kill me to wait one more day till I'm back at my moms....blah blah blah.

She doesnt understand...I CANT wait one more day!!! :ph34r:

Hi,

Just visiting Rachelville. Looks like a nice place to visit, but don't see an opening for a PE teacher.

Sure...we could use a PE teacher. Our little ones need to learn rock climbing and softball and all that fun stuff. Oh...just realized we need a softball field here in R-Ville.

Here is the application for PE teacher in R-ville.

Are you gluten free?

Do you promise to never infiltrate Rachelville with gluteney foods?

Do you promise to never bring gigantic Auxigro ridden produce into R-Ville?

OK...Thats about it.

If you answered yes to all of the above....the job is yours. :D

Oh...the purple glittery bats are our friends...so please do not hurt them. :)

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Are you gluten free? YES! YES! YES!

Do you promise to never infiltrate Rachelville with gluteney foods? Heaven forbid! Yes, I promise.

Do you promise to never bring gigantic Auxigro ridden produce into R-Ville? Absolutely!

OK...Thats about it.

If you answered yes to all of the above....the job is yours. :D Cool! Let's start with a nice walk in the sunshine! I'm going now.

Oh...the purple glittery bats are our friends...so please do not hurt them. :)No Problem there!

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I have never imaged a "hunky woman" :blink: I expect they do look like men?

LMAO

:lol::lol:

I think these "hunky women" have come from another town. Maybe its an invasion. :huh:

Far as I know the women of R-Ville arent the least bit "hunky". This is a good thing....right?? :unsure:

Regarding my husband, well, he's straight, but not as much as he used to be. :unsure:

:lol::lol:

I dunno what to say.... :unsure:

Are you gluten free? YES! YES! YES!

Do you promise to never infiltrate Rachelville with gluteney foods? Heaven forbid! Yes, I promise.

Do you promise to never bring gigantic Auxigro ridden produce into R-Ville? Absolutely!

OK...Thats about it.

If you answered yes to all of the above....the job is yours. :D Cool! Let's start with a nice walk in the sunshine! I'm going now.

Oh...the purple glittery bats are our friends...so please do not hurt them. :)No Problem there!

YAY...

R-Ville now has a PE teacher!! :D

Welcome to our paradise gluten free cult farm (PGFCF)....You can see Lisa for your official Rachelville T-Shirt.

Andrea.....we have a new resident so we'll need an updated list. :D

I know how much Susan loves reading the R-Ville list. :lol:

MEGAN UPDATE!!

OKay my wife chatted with her on the phone for a while, but not realy mcuh new. Megan had a good nap, and should be moved to a "room" tonight or tommorow. Fever is still there, but the morphine is working well. Thats about all I know. Planning to meet up with her next week.

Still praying for the fever to break. This little girl is a fighter and she is going to get better. I just know it.

Um, good idea, we need a ship-builder for our sea-faring buddies, but, is your husband mildly gay - - being distracted by the cops and all......just checking..... ;)

Still ROFLMAO over this!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Maybe I need to lay off the sugar.....or something. :unsure:

OMG...Maybe I'm going through ICE CREAM WITHDRAWL!! :o

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Madam Pres: Lynne is doing the T-shirts, not me. Mine will be "I live in Rachelville, why the heck are you here for"? Just in case the altoid (secret) might get leaked to CNN

BTW: where is everyone tonight. Or am I the only one home on a Saturday night sitting on the computer, well.........probly maybe sooo. :( Shoot, I had a good one tonight. :P

Lisa

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Madam Pres: Lynne is doing the T-shirts, not me. Mine will be "I live in Rachelville, why the heck are you here for"? Just in case the altoid (secret) might get leaked to CNN

LMAO

:lol::lol:

CNN?? OMG...we cannot let that happen! Can you imagine....there would be a HUGE shortage of altoids all over the world. :o

What will Karen throw out to the crowd from the Altoid float?? Tic-Tacs?? Nooo...that will not do! <_<

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LMAO

:lol::lol:

CNN?? OMG...we cannot let that happen! Can you imagine....there would be a HUGE shortage of altoids all over the world. :o

What will Karen throw out to the crowd from the Altoid float?? Tic-Tacs?? Nooo...that will not do! <_<

OMG! Tic Tacs definitely don't work as well as Altoids! We can't run out of Altoids! My hubby would be extremely unhappy!

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