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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Sorry, Alex .... some people just don't get it.

I can't remember where the post button is!!! LOL

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Sorry, Alex .... some people just don't get it.

I can't remember where the post button is!!! LOL

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
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I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
.......

A moment later, I glanced back. Changed again! ....

...., then back...Changed again!

.. .. my prof later claimed it was one of the most powerful visual statements he had yet seen on human sexuality, and how clever I was to take the opportunity to make it with this drawing.

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?
I'm doing better every day!

I meant to say something earlier .... how have you been? It's been a long time since we've seen you here.

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

Where there's talk about nudity, tom will show up ... it's kind of like mentioning tassles then seeing Richard ...

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted

I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?

tom Contributor
tom
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Janet - awwwwwwwwwww what a great pic!

Where there's talk about nudity, tom will show up ... it's kind of like mentioning tassles then seeing Richard ...

Hehehe :lol: I'm posting every day and ya gotta throw this out there when the story has only nude MEN???? :blink:

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Morning, Amanda, my fellow morning person!

And shortly, to all other Sillies....

don't go back, use the magic triangle

Yes! A rule I want to govern my life by...if I could only find that magic triangle. It's hidden, like the Bermuda Triangle, I just know it. One can press it and go immediately back over embarrassing, regretful moments (or hours...), like a Life Reset Button, only erasing choice bits. Where is it? :rolleyes:

Speaking of erasing:

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

Well....I clearly remember being deeply conscious of how I was arranging my own face, as said model was looking toward me and was able to glance at me from time to time. So, given what was happening in one particular...area...I early on decided to keep my tongue planted firmly inside my mouth. And I believe I did this.

Unless...

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

Hey.....It really IS all just a smudgemark. Maybe all of life is.... :huh:;)

Too early in the morning to be waxing this kind of poetical. I'll let someone else run with that...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Emily!!!! I missed you guys last night, the board was not working well..

I am actually off of work today, I woke up late, my cat curled up next to me in bed, I am going to do some shopping. I want to check out Salvation Army too, I love going there. Do some light Christmas shopping, I want to get housework done and I hear a nasty storm is coming this weekend. So maybe some grocery shopping too.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Hehehe :lol: I'm posting every day and ya gotta throw this out there when the story has only nude MEN???? :blink:

Well, let's just say you don't miss a conversation on sex ... and, you didn't mention much about the naked man, just what Emily was doing ....

Amanda, this week is herx week, and today, though my alarm went off at 8, I didn't wake up until someone called at 9:42! :o I think we're doing the same things today ... except tonight, three of my kids have Christmas parties, so I'll be doing a lot of taxiing children until 10.

I think some bad weather is supposed to come through here, too.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

And now for some funnies:Open Original Shared Link

My favorite is Roughly Taken.

Now to resume residence in the kingdom of silliness I don't have to go back do I? :ph34r: And dear GAWD- do NOT make me wear a chicken suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Who ARE you? :blink::lol: :lol:

Welcome back to the real world. :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Soooooooooooooooooooo

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Surprised to see your valuable 2 pence not yet in this "Dr. In Fresno?" thread.

Open Original Shared Link

Well, let's just say you don't miss a conversation on sex ... and, you didn't mention much about the naked man, just what Emily was doing ....

:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Hellooooooooooooooo BEV!!!!!!

. .. ..Well....I clearly remember being deeply conscious of how I was arranging my own face, as said model was looking toward me and was able to glance at me from time to time. So, given what was happening in one particular...area...I early on decided to keep my tongue planted firmly inside my mouth. And I believe I did this.

Unless...

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I want to check out Salvation Army too, I love going there.

Oh! I am the Sally Ann queen! Love it, too. Searching for hidden treasures...nothin' like it...

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

Whaaaaaa? I cannot believe I missed such subject matter. I want in on this!!

And now for some funnies:Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: Where do you find these things, Bev?

Now to resume residence in the kingdom of silliness I don't have to go back do I? :ph34r: And dear GAWD- do NOT make me wear a chicken suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Royal edit dictates that royal representatives who have been absent MUST read ALL posts from when they last appeared. It's the Silly Law, Bev...get reading!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Yikes. I don't even want to tell you how I was planning on disposing of my first husbands body.

:huh:

Um, I suspect she's been waiting for us to ask.........."how many husbands have you HAD?" and the answer is.....ZERO..........

:huh:

:lol: :lol:

So he earned the name Mr. Fathead Jerk from me although I was using some other choice expletives when explaining him to my fiance. I think I should count myself lucky that I will not be working for him.

there is a spray called Fathead Be Gone, 'twill dissolve dolts like this instantly. :lol:

Actually . . . both buttons posted . . . hmmm. Ended up with a single and a double post. I invoked the don't go back, use the magic triangle rule and it ends up giving me a double post!!!????!!!!

evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clearly we are all caught in a vortex.......

Up messed it is.

:lol:

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

Hey.....It really IS all just a smudgemark. Maybe all of life is.... :huh:;)

Too early in the morning to be waxing this kind of poetical. I'll let someone else run with that...

*snooooort*

:lol: :lol: the proverbial smudgemark........blurred and OBFUSCATED by one's protruding tongue and.......other protruding things....... :ph34r:

[

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

and THERE she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Um, tell me where was there mention of twisting Sting's panties? was I in a vortex?

OMG - porn for girls --

:lol: :lol:

OMG! Never saw this post about doctors in Fresno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will write to her immediately..........

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

Geez, yeah....didya? Did I? ...Don't recall anyone but our model being naked...

Gawd, can you imagine? Group Life Drawing 101...where everyone is naked. :lol::lol: Y'now, just to get the artists into the true aesthetic feel of their naked models, and hopefully communicate it on the canvas.

Man, I don't think anybody in my year partied quite enough for that...

:lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

No, you were just overly concerned what she was doing with her tongue .... you thought maybe it was her fault ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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OMG.... Fathead Jerk!!! I love it!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: (and will mentally use when next appropiate - probably my gp :rolleyes: )

Did I put too much Amaretto in my tea or is the forum serious messed up? :wacko:

It was of course possible that you misjudged the amaretto/tea ratio - but I am intrigued at this concoction :unsure: ...what tea do you use ???

Also ''Plethora'' :lol:

..and Susie's word of the day ''Obfuscated'' :lol:

....dear gawd - over the last few days I have completely blown the pre xmas diet - where's the magic triangle of life??????? I neeeeeeeed to go back a week :P

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
OMG! National News.......big news here - - um, it HAPPENED here!!!!!!!! :o (they had to move the trial to southern Cal - her atty is a big shot here - lost the case - zoigs - and rightly so - SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND IN A VAT OF ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG!!! Grody.

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Bev! I am natural-born worrier and honestly, I was starting to picture you snowed in somewhere with no power, huddled in a blanket next to an old wood stove, shivering, burning cornstalks for warmth, melting snow for water... I have no idea what your house is like, but when I get going, my imagination takes off! Soooo glad to see you!

Wellllllll, I have had an interesting couple days. Took Ez to the doctor again yesterday, as he woke up SCREAMING in pain- it was his ear. After a horrific 3 hours, he was diagnosed with a massive ear infection. The doc said his entire ear canal was swollen closed, and it came out of NOWHERE. Oh and she raised her rates, and Ezra is now allergic to all the stronger cheap antibiotics, plus he needed ear drops so... ouch.

Also, today was my court date for a couple tickets I got- and listen, before you get the wrong idea, I'm an extremely safe driver. In fact, before these two tickets, I had not gotten a single one in 12 years. These two tickets were for having an expired inspection sticker and I hadn't changed my address on my license since we moved.

I walked into court, fully expecting everything to be dismissed since I had remedied both situations. But NO. He dismissed the inspection, but is charging me for not having updated the ADDRESS on my license. I now have 20 days to pay almost $200, which might as well be a million right now. Ugh.

So, I took a couple hours to completely FREAK OUT and rage against the unfairness of it all, and I'm feeling a bit better now. It's going to be hard, but it always works out somehow. Right now, I'm just counting myself blessed to have actually had the cash in my pocket for Ezra's medical stuff, instead of having sent it off for bills already. So I feel very lucky for that.

And I'm soooo happy it's the weekend. The boys are having a sleepover at my Mom's tonight, and Brian and I are going to his company Christmas party. Tomorrow the kids and I are going to make a boatload of Christmas cookies! Always ends up being a mess, with the kiddoes, but soooooo much fun!

Sorry about not being silly, but I HAD to vent for a moment!!!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Sting wears panties???? :blink:

I think I would've remembered seeing that.

So Bev??? Are you cheating on us w/ another thread of silliness?

:angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

I am askeert of Emily's new av.

:lol:

I have sent a pm to the girl in Fresno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the forum was totally down for me last night, it was sooooooooo scary. So, missed that post entirely..........OMG I have the BEST GI to send her to!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, to which to send her. ha! Isn't it sad, when in our paltry little lives, we are so excited to send someone to a doctor who knows WTH Celiac is.

BAH! :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Bev! I am natural-born worrier and honestly, I was starting to picture you snowed in somewhere with no power, huddled in a blanket next to an old wood stove, shivering, burning cornstalks for warmth, melting snow for water... I have no idea what your house is like, but when I get going, my imagination takes off! Soooo glad to see you!

*snnnnnnnort*

:lol:

So, I took a couple hours to completely FREAK OUT and rage against the unfairness of it all, and I'm feeling a bit better now. It's going to be hard, but it always works out somehow. Right now, I'm just counting myself blessed to have actually had the cash in my pocket for Ezra's medical stuff, instead of having sent it off for bills already. So I feel very lucky for that.

Vent away, silly. good lord, when it rains it pours, does it not?????????? :angry:

and OMG - are you supposed to have your new address on your license? :o This, I did not know........

the cookie mess sounds fun!!!!!!!!! and OMG - today's the party! Got your outfit dialed in?

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
Vent away, silly. good lord, when it rains it pours, does it not?????????? :angry:

and OMG - are you supposed to have your new address on your license? :o This, I did not know........

the cookie mess sounds fun!!!!!!!!! and OMG - today's the party! Got your outfit dialed in?

Well apparently, at least in NC, they've decided to become complete {BLEEPS} about that license thing. I mean jeez, it's not like my license was expired for heaven's sake! Just an old address.

The cookie mess is a blast, and now that both the kids are a little older, it is my favorite Christmas activity!

Yup, got the outfit laid out, and I am NOT going to second-guess myself. I'm just going to put it on and forget about crappy stuff, and have fun!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
I'm just going to put it on and forget about crappy stuff, and have fun!!!

That's the spirit! :D

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