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WHATTTT????!!!!??? Tom and Sarah are naked!!!! Watch it you guys!! People are going to talk!!!

OMG- I'm gone for a few days and now we have naked postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!! I say we all post naked in 2008 (no new avatars please!).

patti- I hope you are feeling better. Boo on the glutening!!!!!!!!!

Emily- I think that the yeti wanted a job. Could it be......Santa?????????

I just wanted to poop in to the vortex of silliness and say

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

I Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

I Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! Good to see you! I hope everything is ok. It appears it is going to be a very quiet day on the board....everyone looks like they are busy with holiday stuff...I am at work for a bit. I will hold down the fort. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Merry Christmas everyone!

Bev, I know exactly what you're talking about ... big chunks of time are kinda missing for me, too.

Tom, if being at your sister's is making you sick, you need to leave .... a hotel is the answer. How did the tortilla get in your bed ... nevermind ... I don't know that I want to know! :P You can come here if you want. :) Can you get all the way to Ohio today? I think I can feed you. I can also promise you that there will be no quiet time for depression, LOL. Let me know early though, Santa will need to know to have a stocking ready for you.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Tis xmas eve afternoon here and *giggle* ...I think I'm a tad tipsy

Just met up with 2 girlfriends - had 2 rather large Bailey's Irish cream :wacko:

Rocky Mountain Oysters???????? :o

Oh yes, tomorrows dinner will be:

Turkey,stuffing (gluten-free breadcrumbs, sage , onion) sausage meat, potatoes + parsnips roast in goose fat, steamed veg (carrots, brussels, peas, green beans,caulifower, broccoli - - what ever your choice!!) with gravy ...oh and gluten-free yorkshire puddings (do you have those??)

Christmas pudding or sweet mince pie with cream to follow (what is figgy pudding)

Chamagne mixed with pomegranate juice

Thank GAWD calories don't count in December! :o ....... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Nikki

The Christmas dinner sounds very good. Do you have room for 2 more?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Merry Christmas Eve Sillies!!!

Just a quick poop-in. My BIL's internet service is having a bit of trouble. Could these pages load any slower. I've been trying to read two pages for about 30 minutes!!!!! UGGGHHHH!!!!

OK - The yeti (as does my son) would like to have Santa leave bacon in his stocking. (Have you forgotten the seen in Rudolph where they oink like a pig to get the bumble out of the cave?)

Tom - I'd check around for a Residence Inn or something. Nobody will enjoy your visit if you're sick. I think you sister would understand . . . it's not like you don't want to be there, you just need to know that you are eating (and sleeping) safely. If you are at her house at all other times, it shouldn't be too much of an impact. How long are you suppose to be staying?

So Nikki is tipsy at 10:00 in the morning!!!!???!!! Oh, OK, that's my time.

Patti, Wow!!!! 10,000!!!! Be very, very careful. Maybe you'll be lucky and the fluid will be champaigne!! And what a nice thank you from the delivery truck guy!

In case I don't get back on - don't know if I can stand this online pace - 'tis pure torture to post - wasn't like this yesterday - can't even bear to "preview" to check my spellin & gramer (heehee) - who knows? Anyway . . .

Merry Christmas to all you sillies. It has been a pleasure to get to know you all this year!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Have a good one Janet!! :D

Nikki

The Christmas dinner sounds very good. Do you have room for 2 more?

Yeah - we'll squeeze you in!! Plenty to go round - GAD - the turkey weighs 9kg! (what's that in English - bloomin EU rules that we must use kilos instead of pounds!)

It's taking up all the room in the fridge anyway ;)


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Some of my coworkers are going to the Tokyo Diner for lunch...similiar to a Bennihanna. Hibatchi, I think I spelled that right. I passed and I am going to go shopping, maybe K-mart. It is right here. I would rather get some of the shopping done and catch dinner after work since I am done at 2:30 anyway.

Maybe some Christmas things will be 1/2 off today.

jerseyangel Proficient

Well guys, this is it--the big 10,000! It's going to be a quick poop-in, because my laptop is having problems and I'm using my son's computer. But I had to save the big post for my sillies :D

Nikki--how I would love to squeeze in at your table--everything sounds great! :)

Tom--sorry you are so sick and about the curcumstances....it's a tough one for sure. Either a hotel or maybe you can clean a little portion of the kitchen counter, mark it off with masking tape and declare it a no gluten zone? It's so hard when the stuff is all over and flying through the air, too. :(

Hi Bev--so nice to see you pooping on :D

Hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve--I'll try and check in later. Love you guys :wub:

PS--Susie, one of these days, I HAVE to get your recipe for marshmallows! They sound so yummy :P

~alex~ Explorer

Patti, here is some confetti for your 10, 000th post!

`o o o ` o `` o

o ` o ` ` o o ` o

o o ` o` o` o o

o ` o ` ` o o ` o o

o ` o ` o o ` o ` o

` o ` ` o o ` o `o ` o

(confetti or a wintery mix of percipitation!)

Merry Christmas Eve Everyone! I'm off to see my Dad and brother to have our little Christmas celebration. Yay, I can't believe Christmas is actually here!

elye Community Regular

Oh, Alex! Terrific confetti!

Hope I can get on here a few more times before actual Christmas Eve...We're going to my BIL's for supper, and I want one of Tom's phones that I can just bring along and type in my ends of conversations. You guys do not, that I am aware of, (so I guess that's all that really matters!) stare at me, then look at each other, smile politely, then leave for the kitchen when I give my spin on things. Oh, well, DH will be there, smiling genuinely. Bah! It'll be Christmas Eve! There'll be LOTS of vino...

We'll be bringing the yeti for dinner. Wow, talk about staring and looking at each other...

They won't know what hit them.....

:lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

YES - confetti and fireworks and such fanfare for Patti!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

You guys do not, that I am aware of, (so I guess that's all that really matters!) stare at me, then look at each other, smile politely, then leave for the kitchen when I give my spin on things.

:ph34r: ...*cough* ....no...never ;)

We'll be bringing the yeti for dinner. Wow, talk about staring and looking at each other...

They won't know what hit them.....

:lol::lol:

:lol: Does the yeti like red or white with his lunch????

I am watching ''Chitty, chitty, bang, bang'' whilst hubby does dinner ;)B)

Jestgar Rising Star

Hey Merry Christmas All!! I'm working, so I'm skipping the holidays this year. If anyone needs a repeat I'll be having a bash in February. BYOY

DingoGirl Enthusiast

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

:lol: Hi Bev!!!!!!! Bev's new Native American name is Sleeps Through Christmas....and the above was Bev's Christmas Benediction. *snort*

Tis xmas eve afternoon here and *giggle* ...I think I'm a tad tipsy

Just met up with 2 girlfriends - had 2 rather large Bailey's Irish cream

:lol: NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Um......I must ask.....are you drinking just straight Irish Cream? :huh: I think it would make me slightly vomitous but I do like it in coffee......and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dingos and I are coming for Christmas, MAKE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to all you sillies. It has been a pleasure to get to know you all this year!

Yes, and likewise to you, silly!! so glad you found your way to the silly vortex, you really have shown exemplary silliness!!!!!!!!!!! :P

PATTI!!!!!!!!!!! woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOVE Alex's confetti!!!!! Yes, I hope your fluid IS champagne for your 10,000th post!!!!!! :)

Tom - I would take the suggestion - was it Patti's? - of taping off a section of hte counter....I, of course, am not remotely sensitive to gluten flying through the air, or those pesky wheat tortillas that end up in my bed :blink: (wth?) .......clean up a bit and stay there.....I think it would be too sad to stay in a hotel.

OMG - I'm not entirely finished with Christmas..........gads........gotta get out there again...

EMILY!!!! Yes - let's get you one of Tom's phones........excellent - during the lapses in conversation, whilst you face the vacant stares - TYPE AWAY, silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Alex!!!!!!! :lol: love that confetti!!!

No time for quoting right now but thx for the replies to my dilemma.

I did look up hotels w/ kitchenettes last night and none are very close, tho I might still have to do it. :( [edit: yes, Susie, it would be sad. I don't want to. So whether too sad vs. feeling safe gluten-wise, remains to be seen. :( ]

I truly dread having the conversation as it'll make her feel *so* horrible.

And I don't think I've been glutened. I just want to keep it that way.

I have to go buy a cutting bd. She only has wood and I don't take chances.

(Sheesh I have too many of the most UNsilly of posts lately)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Congrats Patti!!!!! Was your 10,000 just like you dreamed? LOL

Well I survived the Big K trip...the getting out of the shopping complex was not fun....but I managed. Now we are leaving for the day at 2!!!! Yea!!!

The Yeti had cosmo's at my place..

Who is going to ring in the New Year with the Yeti?

elye Community Regular
Who is going to ring in the New Year with the Yeti?

Well, MIL is strongly rallying to have him go back up north with her (in six loooonnnnngggggg days), and he can be entered as part of the Yukon Quest sled team.

He shovelled our driveway, then our neighbours' on either side of us (DD is annoyed as he's taken away her paying winter chore), and now he's working his way down the street, up on everyone's roofs, pushing the accumulated snow off. Later this afternoon he is heading over to the park where our community rink is, and he'll do all the snow removal there.

Problem is, the neighboUrs think he's just a very nice, huge human. So, they've been having him in and giving him a drink of good cheer to thank him before he goes on his way. Now, I can't really stop this...what can I say?!...

"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

Stay tuned...... :blink::unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

Stay tuned...... :blink::unsure:

semi mythical

anything that can down that much "cheer" and still be walking must have some sort of grounding in reality

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

we really are mad......barking mad....... :lol:

semi mythical

anything that can down that much "cheer" and still be walking must have some sort of grounding in reality

:lol: she should know, she's a scientist

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Bev's new Native American name is Sleeps Through Christmas

:lol::lol:

:lol: NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Um......I must ask.....are you drinking just straight Irish Cream? :huh: I think it would make me slightly vomitous but I do like it in coffee......and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dingos and I are coming for Christmas, MAKE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Budging up to make room - have warned the cats ;)

....and yes,I am drinking the Irish cream straight (hate coffee)...and why yes!! I think I do feel a bit sick !! :lol:

Well, MIL is strongly rallying to have him go back up north with her (in six loooonnnnngggggg days), and he can be entered as part of the Yukon Quest sled team.

He shovelled our driveway, then our neighbours' on either side of us (DD is annoyed as he's taken away her paying winter chore), and now he's working his way down the street, up on everyone's roofs, pushing the accumulated snow off. Later this afternoon he is heading over to the park where our community rink is, and he'll do all the snow removal there.

Problem is, the neighboUrs think he's just a very nice, huge human. So, they've been having him in and giving him a drink of good cheer to thank him before he goes on his way. Now, I can't really stop this...what can I say?!...

:unsure: ...say it isn't so... :unsure:

Are we losing our yeti???

Is he becoming independant and only semi mythical???

Wherever he lays his hat is his home?????

My yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *sob* *sniff* (sorry - get emotional after a few drinks :lol: )

EDIT: Susie, good to see your Mum in your avatar being a silly, wine glass in hand!!

elye Community Regular
Budging up to make room - have warned the cats ;)

Nikki said budging... :lol:

:unsure: ...say it isn't so... :unsure:

Are we losing our yeti???

Gad, no! I'll be certain that does not happen. The race is the end of January, I believe. He'll be back by then, if we want him. Man, my community's gonna miss him...he's cleared our main thoroughfare street, our two residential skating rinks, helped push numerous trucks out of ditches and snowbanks...man, he may just get the key to our city!

...All this...and I believe he's inebriated.

Wish I worked that way when pissed...yetis have a genetic immunity to alcohol, I believe.

EDIT: Susie, good to see your Mum in your avatar being a silly, wine glass in hand!!

Meant to mention this as well, Susie. Your mom is gorgeous!

Jestgar Rising Star
Gad, no! I'll be certain that does not happen. The race is the end of January, I believe. He'll be back by then, if we want him. Man, my community's gonna miss him...he's cleared our main thoroughfare street, our two residential skating rinks, helped push numerous trucks out of ditches and snowbanks...man, he may just get the key to our city!

...All this...and I believe he's inebriated.

Wish I worked that way when pissed...yetis have a genetic immunity to alcohol, I believe.

Someday remind me to tell you all about my neighbor who gets "inebriated" and pulls out the power tools. On the plus side, since his yard already looks fabulous, when he's really toasted he starts working on my yard.

Which reminds me....must hide the chainsaws until after the holidays....

elye Community Regular

Mygawd...I'll make sure our power tools are hidden away... :o

Dunno if I'll be posting again till after the big day tomorrow, so a big

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...Susie, Janet, Tom, Nikki, Bev, Amanda, Alex, Patti, Sarah, Jess...gosh, are we so many regulars? What a troupe! Have a wonderful, laughter-filled day tomorrow. Staying funny gets us through any and everything..I believe it's the Secret of Life!

:):):):):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So 1 hour to shop left :) Grocery store was a bit zooey :) I got all my last minute shopping done and now we are going to head out to Christmas Eve dinner...see all my Sillies later.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Dreadfully early start (no doubt) and there's a HUGE bird to be cooked!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

EDIT: Emily!! Excellent on getting the yeti to do chores!!!

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