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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

Anybody else notice this . . . Judy with the arse-kicking followed immediately with "take the high road" . . . kinda oxymoronish, eh?

Ha Janet :lol:

Amanda takes the high road....................... :lol: I never said i did............ :ph34r::lol:

We sillies can still kick ars while she rides off with her head high................. :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.

:lol: ....but shouldn't you be googling ''penis shaped umbrella'' instead????

jerseyangel Proficient
Amanda takes the high road....................... :lol: I never said i did............ :ph34r::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: ....but shouldn't you be googling ''penis shaped umbrella'' instead????

Nooooo . . . that took me to some places I didn't want to go . . . :ph34r::ph34r::lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis"

...and somehow, here, this sounds perfectly normal... :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.

LOL

...and somehow, here, this sounds perfectly normal... :P

does it ever, just like talking about Poo....just rolls off your tongue!


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does it ever, just like talking about Poo....just rolls off your tongue!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poo... rolls off the tongue.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yucky! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ha Janet :lol:

Amanda takes the high road....................... :lol: I never said i did............

We sillies can still kick ars while she rides off with her head high.................

Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.

:lol: ....but shouldn't you be googling ''penis shaped umbrella'' instead????

...and somehow, here, this sounds perfectly normal... :P

does it ever, just like talking about Poo....just rolls off your tongue!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so........mindin' my own bidness (terrible day, actually - - really sad here today :( grieving over what may be the end of my friendship ) and.......these little blurbs are what I see..........along w/ penis earrings, vagina couch, booze bra.........just another day in Sillyville but my, my, aren't we phecal and scatological and phallic today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

oh - almost forgot - -

driving home the other night, David gets a phone call from a friend.......says hello......pauses and says "WHAT did you call me?" Turns out he called him Dingle Dork but to David it came out

Phecal Dork............ :lol:

carry on sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have JUST found out that David and I are going to OUR cabin next Friday (the one w/ electricity adn toilets!!!!!!!!) and it has brightened my day considerably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Aw Susie, I hate that this is so hard ...glad we could get a giggle out of you! We've had fun today, as you can see :D

Great news about the cabin next week! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I have JUST found out that David and I are going to OUR cabin next Friday (the one w/ electricity adn toilets!!!!!!!!) and it has brightened my day considerably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take the ferry fairy phaerie and leave the Southern DisComfort at home.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I have JUST found out that David and I are going to OUR cabin next Friday (the one w/ electricity adn toilets!!!!!!!!) and it has brightened my day considerably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WONDERFUL NEWS.....................HAPPY FOR YOU SUSIE

elye Community Regular
It must have been the fugue state.........this is the REAL you in the pic isn't it Bev?????

All those pics in your av were ones you picked up in Walmart already in the frames weren't they Bev???

Yes! And I put them there!!

....but wait :unsure: ..have you read what it says???

The couch has some stains around the bottom........???? :o:unsure::blink:

OMG....Imagine the size o' the....y'know......Gah!!! Never mind......... :o:o:blink:

And where's Julie??

I have seen on OMG that Carla's awful busy. I think yesterday she worked a couple hrs then painted a few rooms!!

YES!! They're both extremely BUSY. Has nothing whatsoever to do wif me. Honest. :lol:

I hope the aspect ratio isn't one any of you ladies are familiar with. :o

ASPECT RATIO!! That's a golf term!!! No, wait.....waist to hip ratio.....radial acceleration....um.....forget it. :rolleyes:

I think Ptaum should buy it- he's not too far from Mendocino and I'm sure his MANpartment could use more sofas.

It would be an interesting piece to consider while zoning out on absinthe. In addition, John would have a more comfortable and perhaps welcoming spot to collapse in place of the bathroom floor. Now THAT would make quite an avatar!! :o:lol:

Emily- I do believe you should put on your golfwear, accesorize with your penis earrings and go hit some balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These earrings are circumsized replicas, and one night many years ago I wore them out to a pub. Of course, they were duly noted by a number of gentlemen at the bar, and there was a resulting debate that was quite fascinating and educational...on advantages/disadvantages, social pressure vs. medical need, etc.

Perhaps I will wear them to my golf lesson tomorrow. See how the average middle-aged golfing male feels about all this....

Stay tuned...... :lol:

For some reason these cushions were only mildly amusing until they were Patti'd. Then I started envision just how you would place said cushions...

Oh, I was there right from the start..... :lol:

Thanks Bev and Alex. :D I think things will get much better when Spring sets in.

Sorry about all this crap, Sarah! Thnking about you guys...... :(

:lol: ....but shouldn't you be googling ''penis shaped umbrella'' instead????

I NEED one to match my earrings!!! But gawd.....when you open it, what does it become then? My mind reels........... :lol::ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Aw Susie, I hate that this is so hard ...glad we could get a giggle out of you! We've had fun today, as you can see :D

dear gawd :lol:you're we're all barking mad......

Take the ferry fairy phaerie and leave the Southern DisComfort at home.

;) duly noted

These earrings are circumsized replicas, and one night many years ago I wore them out to a pub. Of course, they were duly noted by a number of gentlemen at the bar, and there was a resulting debate that was quite fascinating and educational...on advantages/disadvantages, social pressure vs. medical need, etc.

Perhaps I will wear them to my golf lesson tomorrow. See how the average middle-aged golfing male feels about all this....

this.........is.............another one...........of your MAD lies............ :lol: :lol: :lol: (don't you think, Janet?)

OMG - Jess said fugue state :lol:

tom Contributor
so........mindin' my own bidness (terrible day, actually - - really sad here today :( grieving over what may be the end of my friendship )

Oh this mourning is so very sad. (Sure .. it's not death mourning, but there's a potential avoidability involved .. ..ahh wth am I trying to say)

I suppose it means you're positive it's over. :(

So sorry about that.

I have JUST found out that David and I are going to OUR cabin next Friday (the one w/ electricity adn toilets!!!!!!!!) and it has brightened my day considerably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAA!!!

This means BIG SURRRRRRRRRR doesn't it!!!!!!!

I should've made it down there by NOW!!!!

You two have all the fun. :angry:

:lol:

Forecast just changed for around here - Central Coast rarely different I believe - from Fri/Sat rain to Thu/Fri rain!!!! :)

(hmmmmmm strange to look out at perfectly clear skies atm)

[Edit: oops!! Never mind .... you go NEXT friday!! My bad]

I very recently heard of an honest-to-goodness gluten-free BAKERY in Pacific Grove, if you're up for a slight detour.

I think I saved the info somewhere.

elye Community Regular
This.........is.............another one...........of your MAD lies............ :lol::lol::lol: (don't you think, Janet?)

OMG....Now I am really starting to wonder about myself......I don't find the bar/circumsized penii (plural form of penis)/debate incident unbelievable at all.

Doesn't anybody else have a life like mine???!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Sillies!!!!!!! You know what? I'm bored. It's not you, it's me, it's just that well, I feel like I need to see new places, meet new people. We can still be friends.

Bah- did you think I was breaking up with you guys? :P But really, I am bored. Enough of this Lyme BS. I wanna do STUFF!!!!! Like drink absinthe in the Laurentian Mountains (sounds SO exotic), go on that foxhunt I've always been meaning to, you know, drink ice tea at my mansion on the Cape. Ho hum!

Alex- new avatar is for you. I was 12 in the picture! The pony was Mr Spoons and he was the bomb (not mine but I got to ride him a lot!)

Yes, yes, yes, definitely do this! It's such a gift. Not only for your daughter, but for any kids she may have. I can't wait to show all of this stuff to any children I have so they can feel like they actually knew their grandma on some level. I found an unfinished medical school application in the box . . . my dad didn't even know that she contemplated going into medicine.

That is so cool!!!!!!!!! My grandmother was gone before I was born but I have her engagement ring which my mom always wore on her right hand and I now wear on mine. i also have a quilt that she made and her dresser set (you know-the brush, comb and mirror). I treasure these things so much! The application to med school is so cool!

Ha Janet :lol:

Amanda takes the high road....................... :lol: I never said i did............

It's funny how Judy and I keep running into each other on these roads and I am pretty DARN sure that I've spied Janet there :P

Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.

OMG-i want the bra- but no beer.I want VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw Susie, I hate that this is so hard ...glad we could get a giggle out of you! We've had fun today, as you can see :D

Great news about the cabin next week! :)

Yeah on the cabin!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

I think I know how we can get a smile out of SusieQ- She just needs a little tickling from Kissy!!!!

tom Contributor
YES!! They're both extremely BUSY. Has nothing whatsoever to do wif me. Honest. :lol:

:lol: I'm not so sure .. . .. .

These earrings are circumsized replicas, and one night many years ago I wore them out to a pub. Of course, they were duly noted by a number of gentlemen at the bar, and there was a resulting debate that was quite fascinating and educational...on advantages/disadvantages, social pressure vs. medical need, etc.

:lol: :lol: lmao I love Elaine's line on Seinfeld:

<scrunchy face> "I don't know .. . ..it had no . . .<jazzhands?> PersonALIty!!"

I NEED one to match my earrings!!! But gawd.....when you open it, what does it become then? My mind reels........... :lol::ph34r:

1) I was under the impression that the similarity would be while the umbrella was open.

But .. . .. .. now that you've started this .. .. <ack ...jokes coming that may cross the line .. .. .is there still a line?>

2) Engor. . . .errr .. . Gorgeous??? :lol:

Just what would it require to take down this umbrella? And would you need to wait 1/2 an hour before it's useable again? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Just what would it require to take down this umbrella? And would you need to wait 1/2 an hour before it's useable again? :lol:

Gawd :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Hello Sillies!!!!!!! You know what? I'm bored. It's not you, it's me, it's just that well, I feel like I need to see new places, meet new people. We can still be friends.

Gee Bev, it sounded like a break-up to me there for a minute :o:lol:

I kinda know what you mean, though....

psawyer Proficient
OMG....Now I am really starting to wonder about myself......I don't find the bar/circumsized penii (plural form of penis)/debate incident unbelievable at all.

Doesn't anybody else have a life like mine???!!

So, Emily, do these famous earrings look like Open Original Shared Link?

Or, are we talking more something like Open Original Shared Link?

Oh, wait, it is usually dark in a bar--it must be Open Original Shared Link!

:lol:

elye Community Regular
Enough of this Lyme BS. I wanna do STUFF!!!!! Like drink absinthe in the Laurentian Mountains (sounds SO exotic), go on that foxhunt I've always been meaning to, you know, drink ice tea at my mansion on the Cape. Ho hum!

Bev!! How can you ever be bored?! You are so un-boring...I cannot imagine how this happens... :)

It's funny how Judy and I keep running into each other on these roads and I am pretty DARN sure that I've spied Janet there :P

You crazies, travelling off piste..... :lol:

Just what would it require to take down this umbrella? And would you need to wait 1/2 an hour before it's useable again? :lol:

Yep. And it's only good for thirty-second rain showers. You'll need a cigarette when you take it down..... :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
So, Emily, do these famous earrings look like Open Original Shared Link?

Or, are we talking more something like Open Original Shared Link?

Oh, wait, it is usually dark in a bar--it must be Open Original Shared Link!

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Peter, what searching you've done!! Mygawd.....

Actually, no. Mine are hanging, um, the other way....like they do on a man who is....um....(love this word and simply MUST say it)....flaccid. :lol:

Gad, I'm thinking I should just put up a new avatar.....me in my penis earrings..... :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and

wackl

and

....am just kind of wondering how we don't get SHUT DOWN here............

:ph34r:

:lol: :lol: lol:

psawyer Proficient
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

and

wackl

and

....am just kind of wondering how we don't get SHUT DOWN here............

:ph34r:

:lol::lol: lol:

Actually, this thread gets a lot of moderator attention. But, those mods are active participants in the silliness. :ph34r:

Seriously, explicit topics have been graphically discussed in many other threads. The rules allow for it.

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