The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Mtndog]

Hey, gang!

Back in this boring berg. Slow-moving, no huge skyscrapers, no massive, bustling downtown crowds... . . ....and NO PENIS MUSEUM!!

I mentioned this Icelandic cultural landmark to DH on the long car ride home, and after a brief pause he quietly stated, "I am featured there". ... . . .

Uh huh. Yeah, he wishes.

Does this mean in my new career as a phallologist I have to *uhm* STUDY Em's husband :lol:

Um, we seem to have overlooked the fact that Bevel was running NEKKID through vineyards in Temecula.

they are such interesting, capricious creatures. Last night I spotted Kit - he had grabbed a strand of pearls off my jewelry table - was dragging them behind him, running with them in his mouth.......just no telling if i'd ever see them again had I not grabbed them.

PADDEIGH'S OFFICIALLY OUR HOUSTON ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya made it, Padt!!!! How's Allo? how's the apartment? how long do you think we'll be there? do ya need us to find you a house? well........let us know.......we can do that!!!!!!!

more in a bit.......

I WAS A NOT RUNNING NEKKID THROUGH TEMECULA- even better- twas the guys

PadT- Welcome to Houston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad you made it safely!

I love the kitteh hijinks on this thread- makes me smile! Maybe Kit knew that your beloved Stinker used to wear your pearls :wub:

Julie- Sorry about the arm- OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Finally got my film developed frm Key West! See new av of the POOPERFLY of Happiness!

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[DingoGirl]

I would be OUT OF MY MIND WITH GLEE if I could....yes, Mark & Patti (who have absolutely nowt else to DO I'm sure ) must host a 'Houston hello' partay!!!!!!

How do they partay in Texas??? ...dunno, but t'would be fun and LOUD!!!!!!!!...poor Paddeigh and Mark most probably would fall asleep in a corner somewhere...exhausted

Do they have Penis museums in Houston I wonder??

gahhhhh!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!! big partay in Texas!!!!!! I think we should all drive up to the Hill Country, Nik When NATHAN IS CURED AND WHOLE, we will all go to Austin - visit all the honky tonk bars........drink some cocktails......hang with the locals - maybe Matthew McConnaughey will play nekkid bongos for us? oh - wait - he lives in Malibu now - -

but YEAH!!! I think we should all be LIVING In Texas Hill Country

Or Ireland I really want to live in Ireland, how hard would that be? When I have no ties here.....I am going.......or maybe Scotland........

Finally got my film developed frm Key West! See new av of the POOPERFLY of Happiness!

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Pooperfly!!!!!!! did he poop on ya, Bevel? My friend Karen went skiing yesterday, butterflies landed on her three separate times in one day - - what does it mean?

Yes - phallologist - - must study Em's husband's pizzle

[Judyin Philly]

Oh Lord........I'm behind again.

just got in and off again to Chiro. I can keep up the more i ck in..........

Mrs. Obama is putting a veg garden in the white house.

you rock Michelle.

saw a great special on this topic and the chair woman had been trying for years to get this done.

ha.......it's done now

be back asap.

Patti..........Patti.........checking in soon i hope.

thanks for the notes folks.

j

[elye]

Do they have Penis museums in Houston I wonder??

Well, they sure in hell do NOT have one in Ottawa, of this I am certain.. . . .

I want to go to Iceland, now.....must stand and observe these penile wonders. . . . . . ..

Addison's, Bev?? Oh, crap. Just what you need. My standard poodle of many years ago had Addison's. . . . ..we put her on one med, which she stayed on until she died at 14, and she remained in poifect health. So there ya go! Could be the final thing that will set everything straight, Bevvie!

Patteigh's in her apartment! And we are with her!

Um.....there are no penis museums there....correct?

[Jestgar]

Or Ireland I really want to live in Ireland, how hard would that be? When I have no ties here.....I am going.......or maybe Scotland........

My fall back job, if grad school didn't work out, was always herding sheep in Wales..

[Darn210]

Do they have Penis museums in Houston I wonder??

Holy Smores . . . a Penis museum in Houston??? . . . everythings BIGGER in TEXAS . . . imagine that!!!

[elye]

Holy Smores . . . a Penis museum in Houston??? . . . everythings BIGGER in TEXAS . . . imagine that!!!

Right! It must be the Penis Museum in Texas, then, that features my DH. ... . . . .

Bloody good thing he's not walking by the computer right now. . . . ..."Hey! Erase that! What in hell are they all gonna think o' me??"

[psawyer]

Bloody good thing he's not walking by the computer right now. . . . ..."Hey! Erase that! What in hell are they all gonna think o' me??"

Maybe we'll think he's just some big old dick.

[Judyin Philly]

Judy- Hope your appt goes well! Bathing with an earl, eh?

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

apt did go well. He gets me for sure. He'll write my 25 year history to give to a new Dr. Told him i fired the GI. Said she tested me for everything......no answers but all tests OK............anxiety it is........

Love the underware joke thanks.

GAH!!!!!!!!

Excellent bevel!!

BAH!...exhausted!!!....first foray back to the gym after the onset of man phlue (sans phallus )

I need to lie down

Wonder how Patti's doing......UNPACKING!!!!

Got nowt....carry on!!!

Glad you got to the gym....how was the rest.

Pattee sure must be busy with her unpacking........

Got a few pages to catch up on, psillies. I see we're coming to a Millennial Coronation. . . . . . . . . .

i better do a 'duck and cover'

Maybe we'll think he's just some big old dick.

Peter, Peter, Peter you say so much in one sentence.

[elye]

Maybe we'll think he's just some big old dick.

Peter, Peter, Peter you say so much in one sentence.

Man, he sure does!!

We all must come up with a way to somehow slip you in as the 2000 Page Monarch, Joooodie. . . ....get you to unknowingly post right at the big phlipover moment......must work on this .. . . . . . ...

[Judyin Philly]

Em says..........We all must come up with a way to somehow slip you in as the 2000 Page Monarch, Joooodie. . . ....get you to unknowingly post right at the big phlipover moment......must work on this .. . . . . . ...

I'll stop posting now just to make sure I miss it

I'll read along to find out how our Pattee is..........

or

where the hell is she.????

maybe have her wine drink on her new deck over looking the water?

Patti ............take a break and come and play.

nite all

[Green12]

Evenin Sillies

apt did go well. He gets me for sure. He'll write my 25 year history to give to a new Dr. Told him i fired the GI. Said she tested me for everything......no answers but all tests OK............anxiety it is........

Judy, just saw this post. I was thinking about you today and I'm so glad to hear you had a good appt. This doc sounds like a real winner, glad he took the time with you. Hopefully he will get to the bottom of things

Hi Em!!

Hi Bunnie!

You guys have me giggling over the Penis museums in Texas....because yes, natch, everything is so much bigger in Texas

[elye]

Good Morning, Gang!

'Tis a day of laundry, of cleaning, of prep for DD's after-the-fact birthday party (nine fifteen-year-old girls descending - - hold me tight) . .. ....they will all squeeze into the ho'tub, shrieking and splashing. I think I will try to get in with them.

HA! I can just hear the whispering afterwards...."Um, Sophie......what is, like, wrong with your mom? Does she think she's cool? Trying to be, like, young or something? Thank gawd she at least isn't trying to wear our kinda bathing suits".......

Pahhhhhtee! How are you??

Need you here for my large laundry piles........sigh. . . . ..

Onward!

[flourgirl]

Hi All! Em.....so sorry to hear about the teen Par-tayyyy. You'll get through this, I'm sure. Bet they'll have a blast with the ho'tub.....don't forget to check it for crutchtips first!

Jude, glad to see you hangin' in there. I think most of us can sympathize with the doctor thing! With all of this "specialization" they forget that we are a whole body, whose systems all work together! I am much more than a colon, thank you very much......did you notice that there is a body attached to the teeth....hmmm?......what to you mean, all I need is some sleep! (it's really not phunny.....but it is!)

How is our curlyLissahh doing, anybody know? They all are in my thoughts and prayers daily.

Pah-tay...how is the un-pakeeng going? When we moved, we rented for a year. I unpacked a lot more than I really should have because I thought that a year would be longer than it was! Had to re-pack it all when we finally bought a place. Hope this is a terrific adventure for you and that you get lots of time to explore! There are some great birding places down there, esp. during migration. Maybe I'll come visit you in the fall......(heh heh heh).

Psuessley....how are YOU doing? All right I hope! Luv the adventures of Peanut and Weez!

Nasty cold this am here! Can't believe it could get down to 19F after being so warm! I so long for summer. But, the spring birdies are coming around! We have a couple of Phoebes that do pool-side dining! So neat to watch. Plenty of robins. We have them year-round (a few) but now we are being invaded by them.

Does anyone know if domestic Geese will chase deer out of the yard? I'm at wits end with the deer, who evidently think my yard is just the grandest place for dinner! Nothing I've tried has worked. I am seriously considering a couple of Geese (which would be kool to do anyway), but I need to do a lot of reading up first. YOu know I'd fill my whole little acre with animals if Telehubby would tolerate it

Hope everyone is having a dandy of a day.

[jerseyangel]

"He needs your underwear."

<snort>

Wonder how Patti's doing......UNPACKING!!!!

In a word--yep! Glad yer pheelin better, Nik!

I mentioned this Icelandic cultural landmark to DH on the long car ride home, and after a brief pause he quietly stated, "I am featured there". ... . . .

I can totally see Will sayin this!!!

and EM"S back!!!!!!!!! all is right with the world

True dat!

I would be OUT OF MY MIND WITH GLEE if I could....yes, Mark & Patti (who have absolutely nowt else to DO I'm sure ) must host a 'Houston hello' partay!!!!!!

I'd absolutely LOVE that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sillies, get yerselphs down here immediately!!!

Finally got my film developed frm Key West! See new av of the POOPERFLY of Happiness!

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So pretty! <would like to ad a smile, but am trying to avoid being emoticonally busted> <wink>

Part deux comin right up.....got busted anyway

[jerseyangel]

Um.....there are no penis museums there....correct?

Correct--I'll let you know if I come upon one, though. <hee>

Holy Smores . . . a Penis museum in Houston??? . . . everythings BIGGER in TEXAS . . . imagine that!!!

Mark's new favorite expression......

Maybe we'll think he's just some big old dick.

PeOter!!! Gawd!!!!!

Thank gawd she at least isn't trying to wear our kinda bathing suits".......

OMG!! This cracked me up!!!

I hear ya on the laundry, girlphriend.....I had all of our travelling laundry PLUS two weeks of dirty clothes from Mark's lil' corporate apartment...... Someone's obviously never heard of a laundromat.....

When we moved, we rented for a year. I unpacked a lot more than I really should have because I thought that a year would be longer than it was! Had to re-pack it all when we finally bought a place.

So phunny Teer-essa, I was just thinking I probably shouldn't have brought as much as I did to the apartment......I'm a real overpacker.

[Green12]

Mornin Sills

Another beautiful spring-like day ahead for my neck of the woods.

HA! I can just hear the whispering afterwards...."Um, Sophie......what is, like, wrong with your mom? Does she think she's cool? Trying to be, like, young or something? Thank gawd she at least isn't trying to wear our kinda bathing suits".......

I say do it Em, get in there and be one of the girls!!

Hope everyone is having a dandy of a day.

You too Theresa

So phunny Teer-essa, I was just thinking I probably shouldn't have brought as much as I did to the apartment......I'm a real overpacker.

Hi Patti, are starting to get settled into the apartment??

I hear ya on the overpacking....I just never know what I will need so I take a little bit of everything (and then a little extra of everything) . Then there is the food situation, so it ends up being a boatload of stuff. When I went away for the weekend last month (2 days) it looked like I was going on a 2 week vacation with suitcases and bags

Bev, just spotted your av, BEAUTIFUL!!!

[elye]

Yay, Pahteigh's unpacking! Hope it isn't long before you're packing it all up again, if ya know what I mean.....we wants you to get a house!!

Will was working with a young American IT whiz while we were in Toronto, and this guy was saying that there are certain pockets of the U.S. that have been relatively unaffected by the recession/economic meltdown. He is from Texas, and was happy to say that most of the state is in good shape. I immediately thought of you guys, Pahtee!

I am much more than a colon, thank you very much......

OMG....that is all that my husband is. . . . ...

And my MIL, too. . . . ...

I am seriously considering a couple of Geese (which would be kool to do anyway), but I need to do a lot of reading up first.

Tareeeeesuh's puttin' geese in her yard! Oh, dear gawd.....the poop....the poop......

No creature does it like a goose . . .. ..... .incredible what comes outta those bodies. . . . .

[jerseyangel]

Hi Patti, are starting to get settled into the apartment??

I hear ya on the overpacking....I just never know what I will need so I take a little bit of everything (and then a little extra of everything) . Then there is the food situation, so it ends up being a boatload of stuff. When I went away for the weekend last month (2 days) it looked like I was going on a 2 week vacation with suitcases and bags

Hi Julie

I'm making some headway--the company sent a very nice girl over yesterday afternoon to help me unpack and get rid of the excess boxes and paper. That was a huge help, since I was all alone literally "boxed" into a corner

Now I just need to put everything away. Like you, I just never know what I'm gonna need, so I tend to bring everything.

We went grocery shopping last night, so the food situation is taken care of.

Glad you're getting some nice spring weather. It was cold in Pennsylvania when we left on Thursday, and it's in the high 70's here. Should be 80 tomorrow

I have me Berk's on and me pheet are so happy

[jerseyangel]

Will was working with a young American IT whiz while we were in Toronto, and this guy was saying that there are certain pockets of the U.S. that have been relatively unaffected by the recession/economic meltdown. He is from Texas, and was happy to say that most of the state is in good shape. I immediately thought of you guys, Pahtee!

Yes, this is what we hear, too.

yer MIL/colon remark

[Jestgar]

I'm making some headway--the company sent a very nice girl over yesterday afternoon

:blink:

just what kind of work will y'all be doing.....?

[Green12]

Tareeeeesuh's puttin' geese in her yard! Oh, dear gawd.....the poop....the poop......

No creature does it like a goose . . .. ..... .incredible what comes outta those bodies. . . . .

Ah yes, the geese poop. Had not thought of that. I would have to agree Theresa, your house and home and property would be overflowing with poop. Poop poop everywhere.

I'm making some headway--the company sent a very nice girl over yesterday afternoon to help me unpack and get rid of the excess boxes and paper. That was a huge help, since I was all alone literally "boxed" into a corner

We went grocery shopping last night, so the food situation is taken care of.

I have me Berk's on and me pheet are so happy

Glad to hear you are making progress Patti, before you know it you will be all comfortable and cozy in your new surroundings.

BUT, the important question......how is the hair holding up with the humidity?!?!?

Morning Jess

[nikki-uk]

:blink:

just what kind of work will y'all be doing.....?

Jess is wondering if they've got nice young men too!

Paddeigh's made it and is in her sandals!!!!!!!!!!

Tea gettin' geese?? ....... askeert of the li'l buggers!!!

Jules!!...I am also an over packer...DID *snort* at yer 2 week luggage for 2 days

EM!! Think like a fifteen year old....BE that fifteen year old!!! ....MINGLE!!!

(*snort*!!!)..... sometimes I think I was MORE sensible when I was fifteen ..... I seem to be gettin' PSILLIER the older I get!!

[elye]

Jess is wondering if they've got nice young men too!

Think I'd be requesting some Icelandic men, now. . . .. . . ....

(*snort*!!!)..... sometimes I think I was MORE sensible when I was fifteen ..... I seem to be gettin' PSILLIER the older I get!!

Me, too, Nik!! I am absolutely Psillier now....I completely embarrass, no....HUMILIATE, my children, regularly. 'Tis quite something.....but gawd, at least there are not long pieces of kleenex sticking outta my nostrils while at parent-teacher interviews, something I had to tolerate.... . . .....

...and I do NOT tell DD's friends that they look fan-f*ckin'-tastic, either.. .. . . ..

[Jestgar]

...and I do NOT tell DD's friends that they look fan-f*ckin'-tastic, either.. .. . . ..

:lol:

Although truly you should...

just once..

pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase :lol: