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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
I certainly am not modest, would pee all over yer yard. ;) Just pay for me plane ticket, I'll give you a week's worth of wee. would that be cheaper than sprayin that expensive stuff all over yer yard???

:lol::lol: !!

Me, too, Tareeeesuh! I would pee all over yer yard, as well. I drink about ten glasses of water a day - - I'd be good for a half-acre, methinks. :lol: But Joooodee's Orange Jugs - - now THAT is paydirt. . . . ...

Jess! Who in hell is this heinous coworker in the other room? Have we heard about her? She needs a sound kick in the arse, methinks. .. ... too bad you cannot invite her over to your place and have her lie on yer roomie's cat-urine-soaked bed. . . . .

:lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star
Jess! Who in hell is this heinous coworker in the other room? Have we heard about her? She needs a sound kick in the arse, methinks. .. ... too bad you cannot invite her over to your place and have her lie on yer roomie's cat-urine-soaked bed. . . . .

:lol:

Haven't I told you about her? The one who hasn't spoken to me in almost a year?

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

My GAWD--no sense in quoting anything, I'm laughing at all youse posts since I got back on :lol: 'Cept of course Jess's arse of a co-worker <_<

Really, everyone should have a "sillieville" to escape to!! I hope you guys know how much you are a real part of me life :wub:

Still getting used to this central time.....very odd, changing time zones like this :huh:

It was almost hot today :lol: 80 but humid B) Breakin out the crop pants fer tomorrow.

Judith's orange jugs=paydirt :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Haven't I told you about her? The one who hasn't spoken to me in almost a year?

I remember you telling us about her....the one wif the 'tude, right?

psawyer Proficient
Treesuh, have you tried scattering dried blood or having le hubby urinate around the yard?

I have heard that you can get urine extracts from certain large predators to use as a deterrent. This is the first that I have heard that "hubby pee" would be in that grouping. I thought that it referred to to the output of creatures such as wolves and panthers. Panther piss was reportedly quite effective, and thus in demand.

I've been looking into treatment for diabetes in cats, as a result of Oliver's situation. It seems that the Open Original Shared Link is the source of the best information. From Open Original Shared Link:

Founded in 2002, with Professor J-cquie R-nd as Director, the Centre is committed to making a difference in the health of our beloved pets, enriching the human-animal relationship for the benefit of animals and the community and finding ways to reduce the number of unwanted pets. The Centre is internationally renowned for its studies in feline diabetes and obesity, and is fostering new areas of study to prevent unwanted pets and enrich the human-animal bond.
I have intentionally obstructed the professor's name and that of the school to avoid searches on those names finding this site--the blocked letters are all 'a'.

Oliver is improving.

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
So my crappy day at work culminated on Thursday with me sitting in my boss's office legs and arms crossed, pouty-mad expression on my face half whining, half complaining about having to work with that horrible female in the other room.

Today I started wondering what it would be like to work in a place where people don't have hissy fits, make unreasonable demands, and have to be cajoled into collaborating with a coworker. :lol: :lol:

I fantasize that that's what the real world is like....

Jess- do you and I work in the same place???? We should just escape and build our own work....I would take my other coworker along- she has the same problems I do.

Paddeigh--I wish I was wearing crops

Peter-glad to hear Oliver is getting better.

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Peter! Just before I read yer post and then went pee and then came back :lol: I was wondering about Oliver! thanks for the update - so glad he's doing better ♥

too bad you cannot invite her over to your place and have her lie on yer roomie's cat-urine-soaked bed. . . . .

:lol: well why can't she? Jess simply has to come up with a ruse to not only get her into her house, but then, to make sure this evil woman lies on the bed somehow, to experience the urine......ideas, anyone? :lol:

Jess, DO give us all details on this beeoch - you KNOW we will have helpful ideas :lol:

My GAWD--no sense in quoting anything, I'm laughing at all youse posts since I got back on :lol: 'Cept of course Jess's arse of a co-worker <_<

Really, everyone should have a "sillieville" to escape to!! I hope you guys know how much you are a real part of me life :wub:

we WERE quite psillie this aft and evening, weren't we? :lol: Yes, EVERYONE should have a sillieville, I guess God knew we needed blessings and friendship after the heinosities of our various health journeys :wub:

BTW - notice that the wackl was really upped when Em returned :lol: :lol:

God love our Wackl of the North! :wub:

panther pee......just saw that at Save Mart today :lol:


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G'Morning, Peein' Peeps! :lol:

It was almost hot today :lol: 80 but humid B) Breakin out the crop pants fer tomorrow.

Pahteeeigh's in CROPS today!! Birks and crops - -'tis heaven. You must post a pic, Paht -- we wanna see yer hair in the upcoming humidity.. . . .

...@

.@@@

@@@@ <----my prediction. . . ....

.@ B) @

Oliver's better! POeter, it is strange how type one diabetes is SO common among cats. They are desert creatures, always borderline dehydrated with very concentrated urine.....does this have anything to do with it? Not sure. . . ....

And you have him on Lantis? Hell, how can you tell when he's having an insulin reaction? My cats would be in real trouble, as they are outdoors quite a bit and I rarely see them during the day......all I would do is worry.

Good for you, getting on this! :)

panther pee......just saw that at Save Mart today :lol:

Panther pee :lol:

Large predator's urine. . .. . . ...OMG. .. . . . .

THE YETI!!! We must track him down, send him to Tareeeesuh's property!! He'll urinate freely throughout her lawn, and do some digging, planting, rock-carrying. . ...

It is perfect!

But....where IS he, anyways?? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Large predator's urine. . .. . . ...OMG. .. . . . .

THE YETI!!! We must track him down, send him to Tareeeesuh's property!! He'll urinate freely throughout her lawn, and do some digging, planting, rock-carrying. . ...

It is perfect!

But....where IS he, anyways?? :unsure:

. . . and he would probably actually EAT a deer . . . you know, just in case they thought we were trying to phool them . . .

Mornin' peeps.

Didn't quote anyone and now can't remember what I was going to say.

Oh!! Wanted to report that I used the word "wackl" at the kids' school on Friday. I work in the library and it was quite madhouse-ish. After the last round of kids made it through, I said to the librarian . . . "Man, that was WACKL!!" (using the "crazy" definition as opposed to the "phunny" definition) . . . she looked at me like this . . . :huh: . . . then this . . . :lol: . . . and then agreed with me. :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Oliver is improving.

So good to hear!! :D Keep us posted on him.

Paddeigh--I wish I was wearing crops

Hopephully it won't be too much longer fer ya, Amanda B)

BTW - notice that the wackl was really upped when Em returned :lol: :lol:

God love our Wackl of the North! :wub:

I was thinkin' the same thing :P

We have BIG panther pee down here :lol:

...@

.@@@

@@@@ <----my prediction. . . ....

.@ B) @

:lol::lol: That's just about right :lol:

Oh!! Wanted to report that I used the word "wackl" at the kids' school on Friday.

:P As I'm reading, I chuckled and told Mark that Jan-it used a sillie word out in the world on Phriday. He looked at me like this-----> :huh:

Off to try to make some sense of all this stuff......Happy Sunday :D

elye Community Regular
Off to try to make some sense of all this stuff......Happy Sunday :D

Happy PSunday to you, Pahteeeeigh! You have Panther Pee in Texas?? :unsure: Guess there aren't too many deer, then. . . .. ...

WE NEED YETI PEE!!

In a huge, orange jug. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Happy hairball season to all!

.......must learn to turn on lights before traipsing across room......

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Much to comment on later........ wacklness :lol:

T'is MOTHERS DAY here

Got phlowers AND (so excited!) some POSH candles from Dan (me eldest)!!! :D

...back later peeps....

Jestgar Rising Star
Much to comment on later........ wacklness :lol:

T'is MOTHERS DAY here

:o :o

Happy Nikki's Day!! (you bein' the only UK Mom here, it's all yours :D ).

elye Community Regular

NIKERLER!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

Happy hairball season to all!

.......must learn to turn on lights before traipsing across room......

Methinks it is also Hairball Day at Nik's place, as well........four kittehs, after all. . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
NIKERLER!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

Methinks it is also Hairball Day at Nik's place, as well........four kittehs, after all. . . . ..

Awwwww . . . the kittehs got her a hairball bouquet :D

Happy Mum's Day, Nik!!!

New Smakl av wif big hair . . . the pic doesn't do it justice but there it is . . . I've got one from the back that I might switch out

Jestgar Rising Star
New Smakl av wif big hair . . . the pic doesn't do it justice but there it is . . . I've got one from the back that I might switch out

:wub:

The Smakl's adorable!

Does anyone else go through these bizarre cooking sprees?

I've got like six bowls of stuff frozen down, two more bowls of stuff in the frig, and I'm fixin' to do a breakfast quiche-like dealy in the crock... And I've got a whole chicken that'll get roasted later in the day... :blink: :blink:

It's like I'm expecting a catastrophe; the kind that can only be healed by casseroles. :unsure::ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast

HAPPY MUM'S DAY to Nicola!!!!!!!!

You are the bestest Mum....D, A, and M are so lucky to have you :wub: :wub:

So sweet the candles and flowers. Is Tel cooking you up something special too??

I am laughing at all the peeing and use of Judy Jude's orange juice jugs :lol::lol:

Peter, good to hear the Oliver is doing much better :)

It was almost hot today :lol: 80 but humid B) Breakin out the crop pants fer tomorrow.

:lol: Patti

Sounds like a Crops and Stocks (birkenstocks) day, the little things bring so much joy :D

Oh!! Wanted to report that I used the word "wackl" at the kids' schoolon Friday. I work in the library and it was quite madhouse-ish. After the last round of kids made it through, I said to the librarian . . . "Man, that was WACKL!!" (using the "crazy" definition as opposed to the "phunny" definition) . . . she looked at me like this . . . :huh: . . . then this . . . :lol: . . . and then agreed with me. :lol::lol:

:lol: Janet

I did the same thing recently. I was writing an email to a non-silly and I typed out "that is just wackl"

Silly speak just natch, wants to come out!!

Smackl is adorable!!!

I've got like six bowls of stuff frozen down, two more bowls of stuff in the frig, and I'm fixin' to do a breakfast quiche-like dealy in the crock... And I've got a whole chicken that'll get roasted later in the day... :blink: :blink:

It's like I'm expecting a catastrophe; the kind that can only be healed by casseroles. :unsure::ph34r:

:lol: Jess

That's a lot of food, sounds like a party is in order. What time do you expect us all??

Sorry about the coworker sitch at work, I remember an issue with a coworker of yours (she siad something to you in front of someone else and you called her on it, you asked for professionalism, she wouldn' let it go, wouldn't let it go, kept yapping about it...is that the same one?)

SUZE!!! What movie was it that you were watching that was so good???? I don't know if you said the name of it, but if you did I missed it.

Enjoy your Sunday Sillies!!!!

elye Community Regular

WOW, That Smackl's got WACKL hair!! :lol::wub: He is indeed adorable, Jiahgnitt... ...

And this is the hair that I want!! Thick, lustrous, wavy. . . ..ain't no phair.......the guys always get the great hair. .. . ...

Jess is a Sunday cooking fiend - - crock and oven goin', refrig and Elliot full (I'm just taking the liberty of naming your home freezer for you, Jess, since you've never mentioned its name).......

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess is a Sunday cooking fiend - - crock and oven goin', refrig and Elliot full (I'm just taking the liberty of naming your home freezer for you, Jess, since you've never mentioned its name).......

:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

Elliot it is!

P'raps I'm stocking up in case I get fired for actually doing my job (since NOT doing your job seems to be a good thing :huh: ).

Yes, Jules, the same, charming person. *sigh*

Maybe I can apply for the job of being Patti and Mark's young girl. What d'ya suppose the age limit is on that? :rolleyes::P

elye Community Regular
Maybe I can apply for the job of being Patti and Mark's young girl. What d'ya suppose the age limit is on that? :rolleyes::P

Hey, you wouldn't have to do any laundry, as Patteigh's got that cornered....and I am certain you could wear Birks to work.. . .. ....sounds awfully good to me. . . . . ..

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Happy Nikki's Day!! (you bein' the only UK Mom here, it's all yours :D ).

ALL MINE? WOOOPEE!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

New Smakl av wif big hair . . . the pic doesn't do it justice but there it is . . . I've got one from the back that I might switch out

LOVE IT!!!...must try and take a pic of DC's BIG hair

Does anyone else go through these bizarre cooking sprees?

Yes.

In the event of any type of disaster we will live on around 100 gluten-free sage & onion stuffing balls I made cooked and froze last week :huh:

Is Tel cooking you up something special too??

Just the usual Sunday roast (chicken :P )....bananas & custard later ;)

I did the same thing recently. I was writing an email to a non-silly and I typed out "that is just wackl"

The cold phinger of phear just touched ME......letters to 'non psillies'???? :unsure: .........hold me...

Just spent a couple of hours round a friends house for a gossip and catch up.....left the chaps to tidy/wash up from dinner :D ....now we are watching 'Watership down' ( :rolleyes: seen it loads of times but Al wants to watch it!)

tom Contributor

Hmmm Gian-knit, methinks if ya use wackl in a library, you're obliged to scribble it into the giant dictionary-on-a-stand.

Maybe ya did it already and it's too goes-without-saying to mention??

Happy Queen Mum's Day Gnicherlur, in the waning of yer reigning. ;)

Heehee Smackl's hair looks like it belongs on a head twice his size. :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Happy Queen Mum's Day Gnicherlur, in the waning of yer reigning. ;)

OH MY yes!!!....not long left of me reign :o

Heehee Smackl's hair looks like it belongs on a head twice his size. :o

He'll grow into it ;)

Hey Ptaumn!!!!....hope you ain't been trapped in pseriousville??....... gawd!, am about to go there meselph :rolleyes: ..... I jinxed it

My friend asked me how Devil Child was behaving........ I (stupidly) said 'REALLY GOOD' <_<<_<<_<

WHY -oh- WHY -oh-WHY did I say anything??????????

BAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry:

ANgry Mummy.....let's just say after this misdemeanor he ain't going out 'til he's at least SIXTEEN (or older maybe?) instead of the arbitrary grounding for a month :angry:

Yeah - Happy Mothers Day :rolleyes:

In other news, I'm burning me posh candle - smells divine AND it was from my GOOD child (I like him) :lol:

elye Community Regular
The cold phinger of phear just touched ME......letters to 'non psillies'???? :unsure: .........hold me...

I know.... . . . . .... :huh: . .. . ..writing to NON-Psillies?? Who? How?

:rolleyes:

Hmmm Gian-knit, methinks if ya use wackl in a library, you're obliged to scribble it into the giant dictionary-on-a-stand.

Maybe ya did it already and it's too goes-without-saying to mention??

A Ptaoughmghmnuss sighting! :)

Those dreaded dictionaries-on-a-stand. . . . ...... :lol: Do they even have those at the libraries anymore? Mehopes so.....there's probably just a big computer sitting there now, loaded with the Encarta Dictionary 2009.. . ....heaven forbid you should need to phlip through pages as you research . . .. . ...

Where are all the books going?? :(<_<

Happy Queen Mum's Day Gnicherlur, in the waning of yer reigning.

:lol: Very Seussian, Ptaoughmghmn!

It's the waning of Nik's reigning,

The phlipover is gaining.

With little time remaining,

Our Joooodie is abstaining.

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