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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Um, Tareeesuh.... . . .Who in hell is Professor Ted?

:huh::lol:

Dunno, but he gives great explanations.

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Professor Ted is me....my initials are T.E.D. Some of my co workers call me Ranger Ted at the Park Service :P

What I meant by like units, 2 of the same species, being alike but not identical, means it could be male and female, (or 2 males, or 2 females if you prefer....but 2 of the same sex are identical in anatomy as well as alike). I guess I didn't make as much sense as I thought I did :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Gjian-et....so glad for the improved health of the baby! Prayers answered! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Baby update . . .

This is wonderful to hear!! :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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So yesterdya, I gathered up all the butts (about 20)

:o

Soozie is collecting butts!

Oh, PeOter!!!!!!!That's something we haven't seen, yet!

Show us your BUTT!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Show us your BUTT!!!!! :D

Dear gawd, don't encourage him. . . .. . .....

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Good evening me Psilly Peeps!

Woot, me Steelers won the SB :)

All this Male Merging talk is so very phunny :lol:

Soozle has a new chest :lol:

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SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki has snaugh!!!!! Pretty pretty shiny sparkly snow!!!

I should call to see how many nanoseconds until THEIR Flash Read-Enable Latch falling edge shows!! :lightbulboverheadface:

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Say what?!?! Watch your maths mister!

Well, yeah....that too. And extreme fatigue. My chiropractor keeps it manageable most of the time. That and good vitamins and a high protein diet have allowed me to cope without my meds.

Diet has helped enormously with my fibro as well

I have made a snowman wiv Al, but (you must understand 'we' don't get much practice).....it is CR@P!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

This cracked me up :lol: Surely it's the thought that counts!

John and I are "trying" we wanted to wait till we got to the house and no longer at the apartment before we embarked on that journey.

:D:D:D

Well......A "merge" by definition is a bringing together of like things......A company merger is the combination of 2 or more companies into one, a municipal merge is the amalgamation of two or more cities into a big metropolis.... therefore, male merging would involve two males. ........

:rolleyes:

Well natch :lol:

Baby update . . . I have heard that my friend's baby boy is responding well to the synthetic surfactant (to help lung development). If all continues to go well, he should be able to go home in about a week. My friend was finally allowed to hold him. :wub: Thank you for your prayers and well-wishes.

Very good news :)

Soozie is collecting butts!

This sentence cracked me up too, so very easily amused (or immature, not sure which?!?!)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Amanda--I've meant to comment on this all day.....how great that you are "trying" :D

Julie said "sparkly" <eyesglazeover> Love that word :D

Nik--we saw yer snaugh tonight on the news :)

Big news: Our house sold today--after 5 days on the market :o:o:o We had 4 showings, and as of this afternoon, 4 offers. We've switched into high gear--they want to close March 17. Oye. :huh: I was sure this was gonna take at least a couple months, if not more. Our tentative plans were based on that timetable, so now we have to find a place to live. Matt is still deciding what he's going to do--stay or go with us.

I'm actually getting excited, but then I get teary all the time when I think of moving so far away from my boys. All these emotions are incredibly exhausting :( I can't thank you all enough for being there when I need a "sanity break"--seriously I don't know what I'd do wifout me sillies :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Big news: Our house sold today--after 5 days on the market :o:o:o We had 4 showings, and as of this afternoon, 4 offers. We've switched into high gear--they want to close March 17. Oye. :huh: I was sure this was gonna take at least a couple months, if not more. Our tentative plans were based on that timetable, so now we have to find a place to live. Matt is still deciding what he's going to do--stay or go with us.

March 17 :o :o How will you fit the move in around all that green beer?? :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Big news: Our house sold today--after 5 days on the market :o:o:o

Wow!!!! Excellent news, Patti! Let the chaos begin!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Fantastic news Patti!!!! That's the thing about all this timing is everything and omgosh so stressful hoping everything will fall into place at the right time......... and I just know that everything will :):D

Hugs my friend!

I forgot "glittery" too :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Holy Smores Patti!!! That was FAST!!!! I guess it was all meant to be!!! I love to shop for houses. I hope you take us along and help you pick something out!!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Patti, great news about the house. These days it is very much a buyer's market, so to have multiple offers is amazing.

I used to have butts, of the sort to which Suzie spoke, but I quit producing those in April of 1990. Hmmm, must sit down and ponder this. Perhaps approaching the problem from the other end will provide an answer. ;)

Amanda, I seem to recall what might have been a similar topic when I made my first psilly post back on page 327. B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

MALE MERGE and all ensuing conversations!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: x 25

:o PADDEIGH SOLD HER HOUSE????????????? Oh my gawd......clearly not in California - Foreclosure Capitol of the World :( but Padt - that's incredible! I am excited for yer move and can understand why you'd have conflictign emotions......um, can't you make the boys move to Texas? ;)

Baby update . . . I have heard that my friend's baby boy is responding well to the synthetic surfactant (to help lung development). If all continues to go well, he should be able to go home in about a week. My friend was finally allowed to hold him. :wub: Thank you for your prayers and well-wishes.

:):) SUCH good news!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, Tareeesuh.... . . .Who in hell is Professor Ted?

I dunno but - I think he should BE here :lol:

Oh! (s)he IS here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to have butts, of the sort to which Suzie spoke, but I quit producing those in April of 1990. Hmmm, must sit down and ponder this. Perhaps approaching the problem from the other end will provide an answer. ;)

:lol: :lol:

SILLIES - long day and I am so tired! Off to bed - -

I forgot eveything else :huh:

more tomorrow

:wub:

oh - Weezee did her some snackin' while I was gone this evening - but - she didn't get in trouble as mommy left out the trail mix and the teensiest bit of cereal in the bag :ph34r:

I am a bad mother

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Well, yeah....that too. And extreme fatigue. My chiropractor keeps it manageable most of the time. That and good vitamins and a high protein diet have allowed me to cope without my meds.

Ahhhh yes I thought mine didn't count as fibro w/out the resting pain.

Maybe I need a chiro o' me own tho. :unsure:

UM...no........upon applying inserting the carrot (for a nose) the head split in two, then fell off

:lol: :lol:

Quite a migraine from one lousy carrot.

<i swear it felt like me 'ead 'twere splittin' in 'ALF!!>

.......and then spotting the Lilliputian SNAUX MAN on me neighbor's lawn?????????? BAH HA HA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

which reminds me - Em was supposed to make an ARMY of tiny snauxmen and show us - WHERE ARE THEY???????????????????

:lol: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Reminds me of Calvin's snowy fun

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Great baby news!

Great house news!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I made this wonderful scrub! Pour some table sugar into a jar, and add a little olive oil and stir. If you want it thinner, add more oil.

I wanted it to smell nice, too, so I added a few drops of almond extract, and some dried lemon peel.

It's a pleasure to wash my face with. I can't wait until it runs out so I can try other flavors. I'm thinking next - poultry seasoning.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mornin' peeps!

Patttttteigh!! Congratulations!! :):o Such a quick sale, a bidding war, even, in this economic climate - - amazing. Now the phun really begins. Yes, PLEASE include us in your journey to find your new home! Listings with virtual tours, please!

Nikerler! Your neck of the woods is all the talk over here.. . . . .in the World section of our paper there is a screaming headline, "LONDON SQUALLING!" :o

... .and you are to receive another 30 cm?? Now this is noteworthy.....a 40 cm dumping is news even for US. :lol: We wanna see a Calvin psaough army in yer front yard. . . . . ....

Have had no time lately to make gatherings of li'l snow people. . ... :angry: Must try to do this in the next few days. I would like to make a Mr. Chow effigy, perhaps in the Child's Pose . . .. ....

Okay, peeps, need yer help on a wonderful decision I must make: the City of Ottawa is running a city greening program, and is offering each household a free tree. We choose the tree, and it will be delivered in May to our homes, all bundled up and ready to plant. We can choose either a big or small tree, and I think I'll have to go for a small one.....just don't have enough room for another sugar or red maple.

So, should I get a crabapple, a serviceberry or a Japanese lilac? I think I love them all.. . . . ...... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
So, should I get a crabapple, a serviceberry or a Japanese lilac? I think I love them all.. . . . ...... :rolleyes:

links! pics!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies- today is the test! I should have DSL today.....if I don't heads will be rolling @ Verizon!!!!

Great news Patti! What a sigh of relief. Now you won't have to worry about the snow anymore....or cold! LOL! Sometimes I have conferences in TX so if I am close maybe we can grab lunch or starbucks or something :):):)

Hi ewveryone else. I am training today! Phun Phun!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Oh Taaawwwwmmm! Thank you thank you thank you for the Calvin phunnies. I used to have a book of C&H, it was my sons favorite book for many years. I think he may have it still, dunno. Comics these days seem to lack phun, imagination and intelligence.

Pahdti! Great news on the fast sale. That's pretty amazing. Obviously (to me, anyway) someone is watching out for you. I have no doubts that things will work out wonderfully and smoothly :)

Niknik.....yer in ALL the papers and TV! Well, maybe not you personally :lol: . What's it like to have everything shut down like that? Hopefully it will be short run and not cause any major problems!

Mandas phinally getting DSL. We had a real run-in with verizon. when we moved we were supposed to carry our email addresses with us to the new phone number....but some "wizard" cancelled our accounts all together and we had to set the whole thing up all over again. Took quite a while to straighten that out....we had withdrawal pains from lack of email..web access :lol:<_<

Hope it phinally works out!

Em! FREE TREES! A crabapple may get large depending on variety. I don't know how small a space you have. A lilac can be trimmed to size if need be (just be careful to trim immediately after flowering because it needs to set the next years buds).

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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oh - Weezee did her some snackin' while I was gone this evening - but - she didn't get in trouble as mommy left out the trail mix and the teensiest bit of cereal in the bag :ph34r:

A mini Weezle binge :lol:

I made this wonderful scrub! Pour some table sugar into a jar, and add a little olive oil and stir. If you want it thinner, add more oil.

I wanted it to smell nice, too, so I added a few drops of almond extract, and some dried lemon peel.

It's a pleasure to wash my face with. I can't wait until it runs out so I can try other flavors. I'm thinking next - poultry seasoning.

What?! Rubbing herbs, and spices and sausages all over oneself.......never heard of such a thing :lol:

So, should I get a crabapple, a serviceberry or a Japanese lilac? I think I love them all.. . . . ...... :rolleyes:

My vote is for the lilac, they are my favorite and so beautiful and enjoyable epecially when in bloom :D

Morning Sillies- today is the test! I should have DSL today.....if I don't heads will be rolling @ Verizon!!!!

Today is the day!!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya Amanda :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
oh - Weezee did her some snackin' while I was gone this evening - but - she didn't get in trouble as mommy left out the trail mix and the teensiest bit of cereal in the bag :ph34r:

:lol: More Weezee hijinks :lol:

I made this wonderful scrub! Pour some table sugar into a jar, and add a little olive oil and stir. If you want it thinner, add more oil.

Very cool idea--I'm gonna try it! Now for the holidays we could add pumpkin pie spice :P

Yes, PLEASE include us in your journey to find your new home! Listings with virtual tours, please!

Of course I'm taking me sillies on me new adventure :rolleyes:

We've decided to rent for 6 months to give ourselves time to find not only the right house, but the right area since I've never been there and Mark has so far only spent 24 hours there. ;)

links! pics!!

Yep Em...... I know what a crabapple looks like.....very pretty, especially in the spring. The other two, I can't picture.

Sometimes I have conferences in TX so if I am close maybe we can grab lunch or starbucks or something :):):)

That would be great, Amanda! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmmmmm. . . . . we've already got a big lilac. . . . . ..

Serviceberry:

http://www.na.fs.fed.us/spfo/pubs/uf/uts/s...on1/slide11.webp

Japanese lilac:

http://gerrystreenursery.com/pics/Japanese-Tree-Lilac.webp

Crabapple (the variety I like):

http://www.donnan.com/images/Crabapple_pink_3.webp

:huh: Just dunno. . . . . ...the only corner where there is room is not huge.. ......but I do see pink or red there, so I'm thinking crab. . . . . .....

Jess! I somehow missed yer early am post...... Poultry seasoning phace! :lol:

Spectacular.. . . . . . . that or paprika. .....this would add a nice browning coloUr to yer face, much like a self-tanner, methinks. .. . . ...

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Those are all very pretty--I do think if you choose the crabapple you'll be pleased. The one we had in Syracuse was beautiful, a nice shape and gorgeous flowers. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
that or paprika. .....this would add a nice browning coloUr to yer face, much like a self-tanner, methinks. .. . . ...

:rolleyes:

<snort> or a bronzer :lol:

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