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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Sssshhh! Don't scare the illusive male away.

Hope every Psilly is keeping away from the bolts from the sky today.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Sssshhh! Don't scare the illusive male away.

You're right. . .... . . .I must be more careful. In fact, that pic I re-posted may do nothing but drive away the most steadfast of males. We need to make things attractive to these males who happen upon us.

Let's see.. . . . . .. . ....

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Or.... . . how about

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Wait, wait!. . . ..

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Okay, okay. . ..... .. . ..so obvious, guess I must:

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Man.. .. ....there, THAT otta make some potential guys stick around. . ... . ... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Guy stuff :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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2609_bikini_lg.webp

Man.. .. ....there, THAT otta make some potential guys stick around. . ... . ... :lol:

Especially as that is a picture of us Psilly women getting together for our monthly bikini party. I believe its at my house in June?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Especially as that is a picture of us Psilly women getting together for our monthly bikini party. I believe its at my house in June?

Yep--now what color suits did we agree on? Matching pillows for the pillow fights? B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Aren't you people up yet?!?!?!? I've nearly finished my coffee and will be having a snack in a minute.

How in the heck are you still coherent?!?!

Wow.. . . ......:unsure:.. . . .....lightning striking in TWO Psillies' places.. .. . .... and we're to get thunderstorms here today...

Whoa....Hold onto yer hats and stay indoors away from windows!! :huh:

Yep--now what color suits did we agree on? Matching pillows for the pillow fights? B)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Red lace..... can't go wrong wif red or black lace.... ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Survived lab meeting. As usual I have to do more work. I think this whole system is messed up - whenever you do something, it leads to more somethings to do. If you do nothing, you never have to do anything.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

[quote name='Jestgar' date='27 May 2010 - 03:05 PM' timestamp='1274990732'

do something, it leads to more somethings to do. If you do nothing, you never have to do anything.

Korwyn Explorer
Korwyn
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Wow. . . . ... . microwaving atop a mountain? Are you a small appliance repairman who gets major isolation pay for remote customer calls?... . . . :huh::rolleyes:

Hey, Psilly newbie Korwyn! Welcome to our madness. . . . ......please stick around, as things get awfully funny around here. I have been particularly UNfunny the past, oh.. . . ...year or so. . .. ....but all the others have stayed hilarious, towing the Silly line.

Um, go back about 1,000 pages.. . . ..I think I was somewhat humoUrous then. . . .....

AND -- stick around 'cause we need more MEN here.

:lol:

Sheesh...don't you know that's where we GROW microwaves? I supposed y'all thought the microwave stork brought them, hmmm? :)

Sssshhh! Don't scare the illusive male away.

Hope every Psilly is keeping away from the bolts from the sky today.

Illusive? I'm a fragment of my own imagination I take it....

You're right. . .... . . .I must be more careful. In fact, that pic I re-posted may do nothing but drive away the most steadfast of males. We need to make things attractive to these males who happen upon us.

Let's see.. . . . . .. . ....

Man.. .. ....there, THAT otta make some potential guys stick around. . ... . ... :lol:

Hmmm....

Remote: Don't have TV and I can't stand to sit in front of it for more than about 2 hours tops. I get stir crazy. So...no appeal there....

Football: Never really cared for it. Any martial arts competition or baseball might work, but not football. That's what my wife likes to watch though....So....no appeal there either.....

Recliner: Now there is a slightly different one. Give me a cup of tea or good cocoa or a nice merlot and a good long book, and that could keep me around...So...possible winner here...

Bikini girls: Happily married, so not a lot of appeal there....so...

I guess I have to go with the recliner! :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

WHEW!!!!!

I'm phinally caught up. DS has gone back to TexASS. It was such a great visit. :D

CRAP!!! Can't remember any of the last 14 pages <_<

...except.....I'm the brunette ;)

.....and I missed Soozle and Jooodeee!!!!! So good to see you both, but Soozle........way too brief, girl.

hmmmm....kilts and storms and thumbs.....

aaannndddd..........

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curlyfries
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.....a little late, but.....

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curlyfries
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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2609_bikini_lg.webp

Especially as that is a picture of us Psilly women getting together for our monthly bikini party. I believe its at my house in June?

Yep, ya can tell those are SillYaks - the one on the right still looks a bit bloated :unsure::P Which one of us is that? Probly me :rolleyes::ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aw, thanks Leese :D ♥ ♥

Glad you and the fam had a good time together!!!

2609_bikini_lg.webp

Yep, ya can tell those are SillYaks - the one on the right still looks a bit bloated :unsure::P Which one of us is that? Probly me :rolleyes::ph34r:

No, no shroomie!! - that is in fact me.... post wodka binge...... not looking me best there <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Nice to see ya, Leesiugh!! Hot weather will be greeting Nathan upon his arrival here....just got home from the store and the outside thermometer on the car was 97. Supposed to be really hot this weekend B)

Yeah....didn't want to brag or nutthin, but I'm the chick in the center--been working out ya'know :P

I freakin wish..... <_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Bikini girls: Happily married, so not a lot of appeal there....so...

Yeah, I'm gonna call BS on that one. Never met a guy, happily married or not, who didn't appreciate a good bikini picture ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

If you do nothing, you never have to do anything.

:huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is SoOooOoOoOo fantastically Seussian. .. ... . . ...I am going to put this on a T shirt....or a bumper sticker. Hilarious, and true.

Remote: Don't have TV and I can't stand to sit in front of it for more than about 2 hours tops. I get stir crazy. So...no appeal there....

Football: Never really cared for it. Any martial arts competition or baseball might work, but not football. That's what my wife likes to watch though....So....no appeal there either.....

Recliner: Now there is a slightly different one. Give me a cup of tea or good cocoa or a nice merlot and a good long book, and that could keep me around...So...possible winner here...

Bikini girls: Happily married, so not a lot of appeal there....so...

I guess I have to go with the recliner! :D

You are already fitting in here frighteningly well, Core-winn. :lol:

This guy grows microwave ovens!

Do you know enough about anal glands to hold up your end of a conversation at a cocktail party?

I'm phinally caught up. DS has gone back to TexASS. It was such a great visit. :D

YAY! Super that you had that time with Nathan, Leeeeasargh! :lol:

Yep, ya can tell those are SillYaks - the one on the right still looks a bit bloated :unsure::P

Those are likely gals who would tolerate just about anything... .. . ......

Actually, they wouldn't HAVE to tolerate anything, as they simply get whatever in hell they want...all the time. <_<

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

If you do nothing, you never have to do anything.

Check out Wally in Dilbert--he has perfected the art of doing nothing.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hope all the Psillys and thier families made it through the day without being struck by lightning.

Last day of school here. :blink: Having kids home disrupts my quiet and peaceful life.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Last day of school here. :blink: Having kids home disrupts my quiet and peaceful life.

Pseriously??? We have till June 22!! B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Pseriously??? We have till June 22!! B)

We started around Aug 15. So I have that to look forward to. B) Will not let eldest son tear his truck apart and leave pieces drying for weeks on the screened porch.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Will not let eldest son tear his truck apart and leave pieces drying for weeks on the screened porch.

:o You are so strict!! :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:o You are so strict!! :P

Last summer we couldn't use the porch with all the truck parts, glues, vinyl, etc. Right now the newly painted inside door panels are drying on his top bunk in his room. The paint must dry for a week before the next paint that must dry for another week. Bought him a small folding plastic table to use instead of the porch table we eat on.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Will not let eldest son tear his truck apart and leave pieces drying for weeks on the screened porch.

:rolleyes: memories :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:rolleyes: memories :rolleyes:

Patti - did your boys do this, too? So many of his friends have no idea how to do anything on their car or change a spark plug on a lawn mower (probably because the Dads or Moms don't either).

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