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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Ummmm.......no.....unless you count his early afro years. But now that I look at it again, the ears are too small for a bunny........looks more like a llama! :o

Glad to know I haven't been planted on Lisa's bum.

I have 'symphany' though Lisa, I had a fall like that a while ago and now I'm not allowed to walk around the house in socks unless they're grippy. Other wise I have to wear slippers, by decree of the King (my boyfriend).

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Good morning, Psnow Psillies!!

Okay, okay. . . . e-NUFF about this stuff! We have ten cm coming overnight tonight (what, 4 inches?), and fortunately, a lot of the 38 cm from last week has melted due to the tropical weather yesterday. . . .this means we'll have some room to pile all this new stuff. Sorry, THEY will have room (menpholk - -I done my share fer all wintah) ......

I WANNA DANCE WIF GLEE OUTSIDE ON MY BANKS OF SNOW! DANCE AND SING, THROW @!*@!!*#! SNOWBALLS, CLAP MY HANDS AS I SCRAPE THE @!!#*#!!* ICE FROM MY WINDSHIELD. .. . . . . . .!!!!. . ..

Okay.....I'm fully back in control . . .. . . . ..

:huh:

:lol::lol:

People actually save this stuff in their freezers???! What madness is this???

:lol::lol:

Hmm. . .. off to sweep the "light dusting" (2 cm) from my front steps. . .. . . ..

Carry on, snowies!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Carry on, snowies!!

*I'm dreaming.... of a whiiite Christmas........*

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Soozle's walkin in a winter wonderland! :D

I can just pheel yer glee jump off the page as I read :D:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I WANNA DANCE WIF GLEE OUTSIDE ON MY BANKS OF SNOW! DANCE AND SING, THROW @!*@!!*#! SNOWBALLS, CLAP MY HANDS AS I SCRAPE THE @!!#*#!!* ICE FROM MY WINDSHIELD. .. . . . . . .!!!!. . ..

Okay.....I'm fully back in control . . .. . . . ..

:lol: :lol: That's the spirit, Em!!!!!!!!! <yet I know she is lying>

Well, I wanted that too but.......my SNAUX :lol: is gone now.........awoke to 40 degree temps and BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!

Soozle's walkin in a winter wonderland! :D

I can just pheel yer glee jump off the page as I read

:lol: I WOZ quite gleeful! Out of my wee mind with it....got the stuff in my freezer now B) I think it would HURT to throw that at someone's head :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Alas, Suz....sorry yer snaux was so phleeting...... :(

Yep--that snaux ball in yer phreezer ought to be hard as a rock by now :lol:

We were at 62 yesterday......it's now falling through the 40's--sleet and freezing rain are expected to move in this afternoon <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Alas, Suz....sorry yer snaux was so phleeting......

Yep--that snaux ball in yer phreezer ought to be hard as a rock by now :lol:

:lol: Yup, hard as a rock........

but don't worry!!! More storms and excitement today!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: And - will be 28 degrees tonight - yikes - do I cover me two wee citrus trees, or what? :unsure:

But really - you pholks who live where it's ONE degree, or minus 10 (my cousin in Minneapolis yesterday) - how in hell do you LIVE in that? Drive, walk, get anywhere, function, leave the house????? :blink:

You guys are tough :lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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But really - you pholks who live where it's ONE degree, or minus 10 (my cousin in Minneapolis yesterday) - how in hell do you LIVE in that? Drive, walk, get anywhere, function, leave the house????? :blink:

You guys are tough :lol:

Or some sort of superior alien race that's taking over the planet.. :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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We were at 62 yesterday......it's now falling through the 40's--sleet and freezing rain are expected to move in this afternoon <_<

We had 66 last night while on the way to the grocery store, and the ice has already reached us. I am not looking forward to the trip home or the drive back here in the morning. Tis going to be an interesting night.

John has gastritis caused by taking too much Aleeve. Turns out that stuff can ravage a stomach. I am currently awaiting his phone call so I can run downstairs to see him on his break.

Talk to you in a bit sillies!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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We had 66 last night while on the way to the grocery store, and the ice has already reached us. I am not looking forward to the trip home or the drive back here in the morning. Tis going to be an interesting night.

John has gastritis caused by taking too much Aleeve. Turns out that stuff can ravage a stomach. I am currently awaiting his phone call so I can run downstairs to see him on his break.

Talk to you in a bit sillies!

Uhoooh!!! Why's he need so much aleve for? Hope his tummy starts to feel better right away.

I'm in Ct, it's sposed to be super icy here too. If it's really bad I'll have the man come get me, he's got an F150 with big mean tires. Oh! Oh! He's off work for the winter!!!! YAY!!!!! we manage our money so he can take the winter off instead of plowing and we get so much time together, and he does projects. It's wunnerful.

Hey, all you Lymies. Do you still get migraines or any side effects from it, even though you were treated in the past? And is Lyme in any way transmittable between people?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

A Ryan poop in!!

Peter said weenii :lol:

Bunnie, yer boyfriend sure sounds like a keeper! He's so good to you :)

Lisa so sorry about your fall, what's the bruise looking like today..Michael Jackson the gloved and sequined years??

And John developed gastritis?? Heinous!!! How do they treat that? Hope now that they know what is going on he can get to feeling better :)

Patti, yer brain was on the symphany!! Maybe it's trying to tell you something....do you need more classical music in your life? Gershwin??

Soozle, wackl weather in Fresno!!! And poor traumatized Weezle trapped in the car during the worst of it, is she ok??? I so enjoyed your giddyness over yer snaux , and yer photos on the Book :lol:

Yeah, you might have needed to cover your wee trees and bushes and plants and such to protect from freezing, at least that is what we do here when temps drop.

Let me just say it was f#$%-ing COLD, it dropped to 19 below zero the other night. Sunday it didn't get above zero, yesterday the high was like 10 (if that)......when you go outside your nose hairs freeze :lol:

But good news, Arnie finally did his business! The booties helped, he doesn't like to wear them and I had to try not to laugh watching him try to walk around in them, he would pick up his feet and kick them back like, "what the heck is going on here with these things on my feet!"

Jess, what are Kiddo Balls???!!??

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Morning all

can't comment on all, sorry!

susie hows your tooth? you have snow in Fresno?

Amanda, hope John is better

Someone feel down the stairs

someone had a wild nite out with the girls

sophie won the game she played.....

know there is more

just wanted to let you know i'm still here and reading

hugs all

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jess, what are Kiddo Balls???!!??

:lol: :lol:

My friends in Kenya found them in the grocery store.

Almost as good a name as Open Original Shared Link

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Just plopping in for a minute. Weather is weird lately. 65 yesterday but the wind was unreal. I fully expected to see Dorothy and Toto fly by....we're not in Kansas anymore! :P Today the temp is dropping....rain, sleet, hail, snow....the full monty! I don't mind the rain...you don't have to shovel that!

Lisa....sorry to hear about your fall. Hope there's no lasting damage. Liked the descriptions of your butt-bruise.

Amanda...hope your hunny feels better soon. Amazing how things that are supposed to make you feel better can do so much harm! I'm afraid to take much of anything unless I'm desperate for that very reason. Even Tylenol poses a harm to your kidneys.

Peter.....such earth shattering news! It never occured to me that the evil toilet seats were waiting to crush unsuspecting innocent little weenii. I once had a wooden seat.....didn't have it long, the darn thing liked to pinch :huh::o .

Am working on new lyrics for "These are a few of my favorite things". Any suggestions are welcome!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hi, Judy!! :)

But good news, Arnie finally did his business! The booties helped, he doesn't like to wear them and I had to try not to laugh watching him try to walk around in them, he would pick up his feet and kick them back like, "what the heck is going on here with these things on my feet!"

:lol::lol: Poor wee Arnie....can just picture this. . . . .

So, we put up our Christmas tree last night (real), by our front living room window as usual, and something happened for the first time EVER. I came back this morning, and the tree was knocked over, onto our big chair by the fireplace. :angry::angry: What a mess! The only new thing in the mix this Christmas is Elsie - -so I think she stood on her hind legs, burrowed in through the needles, grabbed the trunk and pulled the tree over.

Er sumfin'. . . . . .....

I remain quite angry at the both of them. . .. . . ...

:angry:

:rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Emileeee..hi! I can picture the fallen tree :D . I always had to tie our trees up and secure them to the wall. We've always had cats...you see. Had too many accidents like yours before I learned. Nothing like finding your tree and the carefully placed decorations splayed out on the floor. Also learned early on the tinsel was a very bad idea. Ever had to pull tinsel out of a cats butt? :o Not phun, not phun at all.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Ever had to pull tinsel out of a cats butt? :o Not phun, not phun at all.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes

:P

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.. . ...tinsel hanging from you cat's bum .. . . ..a festive, decorative touch. . . ..

:o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Well HELLOOOOO me PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back from me boozy loooong lunch in a country pub :wacko: *hic*

Minor liver crimes occured :ph34r:

Fabulush time was had (although NO dancing :lol: ..... just loud guffawing and giggling from our table ;) )

Calories consumed 4000

I WANNA DANCE WIF GLEE OUTSIDE ON MY BANKS OF SNOW! DANCE AND SING, THROW @!*@!!*#! SNOWBALLS, CLAP MY HANDS AS I SCRAPE THE @!!#*#!!* ICE FROM MY WINDSHIELD. .. . . . . . .!!!!. . ..

Okay.....I'm fully back in control . . .. . . . ..

:lol::lol:

Em losing it!!!!

So, we put up our Christmas tree last night (real), by our front living room window as usual, and something happened for the first time EVER. I came back this morning, and the tree was knocked over, onto our big chair by the fireplace. :angry::angry: What a mess! The only new thing in the mix this Christmas is Elsie - -so I think she stood on her hind legs, burrowed in through the needles, grabbed the trunk and pulled the tree over.

Er sumfin'. . . . . .....

I remain quite angry at the both of them. . .. . . ...

:angry:

:rolleyes:

New pet = tree coming over.....always :rolleyes:

Mine is re- inforced....tied to the wall, Boris wants that tree DOWN!!!

Emileeee..hi! I can picture the fallen tree :D . I always had to tie our trees up and secure them to the wall. We've always had cats...you see. Had too many accidents like yours before I learned. Nothing like finding your tree and the carefully placed decorations splayed out on the floor. Also learned early on the tinsel was a very bad idea. Ever had to pull tinsel out of a cats butt? :o Not phun, not phun at all.

Why yes, the ole pulling the tinsel out of the cats butt routine can be a chore :rolleyes:

No snow, but it's pharking cold 'ere :chillyface:

Al's xmas dinner at school tomorrow......... this means we have to cook him his own Turkey dinner (bought a small leg), gravy and mince pie to take in <_<

......but I CANNOT have him eat his usual lunchbox stuff while the others have a xmas dinner can I?????

<would rather have forty winks with blankie than start cooking ;) >

Oh dear gaaaawd, I have a new browser (Google Chrome?)......... EVERYTHING'S different and I'm SCARED :unsure::blink::ph34r:

...better peel some sprouts!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

Bright and sunshiney today, pholks, with BIG FLUFFY CLOUDS = MORE WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!

Em's tree knocked over, tinselled cat butts, kiddo balls....regular day here in the 'ville B)

Snaux is gone....but more later <joyjoyjoy>

at work, torturing Shane......

But good news, Arnie finally did his business! The booties helped, he doesn't like to wear them and I had to try not to laugh watching him try to walk around in them, he would pick up his feet and kick them back like, "what the heck is going on here with these things on my feet!"

we need a picture!!!!!!! :lol:

Well HELLOOOOO me PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back from me boozy loooong lunch in a country pub :wacko: *hic*

Minor liver crimes occured :

Boozy liver crimes at a cozy pub!!!!!!!!!!!! FABULUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but Nik - peeling sprouts? Brussels sprouts? I never peel them...am I doing sumphin wrong? :lol: I have to say my sprouts are DELISH and I have converted some sprouts-haters

back to work

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

it has finally snowed @ my place It is seriously a Christmas card picture outside. At lunch time it was snowing like it should on Christmas eve, so pretty!

elye Community Regular
elye
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but Nik - peeling sprouts? Brussels sprouts? I never peel them...am I doing sumphin wrong? :lol: I have to say my sprouts are DELISH and I have converted some sprouts-haters

Yes, I was surprised to read this, also......I never peel mine, either. . .. just cut the stalky end from each one. Soooozie, what do you do to make yours delish? Mine forever remain boring and barely tolerable to my kids. . . . ...

Snaux is gone....but more later <joyjoyjoy>

it has finally snowed @ my place It is seriously a Christmas card picture outside. At lunch time it was snowing like it should on Christmas eve, so pretty!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.. .. .. . . . .STOP STOP STOP with the cheery snow chatter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Sillies- just got word the bank is going to fix the two problems at our house!!!!!

The chimmney and install a radon system!!!!

We are in 7th heaven, because everything has just worked out so well for us with this house :):):)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Hi Judy!!!!!

Tinsel hanging out of the cats butt :lol: That's quite the festive image!

My friends in Kenya found them in the grocery store.

Almost as good a name as Open Original Shared Link

OMgosh a box of barf!!!

65 yesterday but the wind was unreal. I fully expected to see Dorothy and Toto fly by....we're not in Kansas anymore! :P Today the temp is dropping....rain, sleet, hail, snow....the full monty! I don't mind the rain...you don't have to shovel that!

Am working on new lyrics for "These are a few of my favorite things".

The Wizard of OZ and the Full Monty?!? Theresa, yer weather over there is mighty entertaining!!!!! :lol:

Do you mean "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things" Silly style?!?!?!

So, we put up our Christmas tree last night (real), by our front living room window as usual, and something happened for the first time EVER. I came back this morning, and the tree was knocked over, onto our big chair by the fireplace. :angry::angry: What a mess! The only new thing in the mix this Christmas is Elsie - -so I think she stood on her hind legs, burrowed in through the needles, grabbed the trunk and pulled the tree over.

Er sumfin'. . . . . .....

Oh no, Elsie tackled the Christmas tree?!?! Of course you could blame the jester or the bugler, it does sound like something they would do <_<

Back from me boozy loooong lunch in a country pub :wacko: *hic*

Minor liver crimes occured :ph34r:

Fabulush time was had (although NO dancing :lol: ..... just loud guffawing and giggling from our table ;) )

Calories consumed 4000

LOVED yer summary Nik, so glad you had a fabulush time!!!!

Al's xmas dinner at school tomorrow......... this means we have to cook him his own Turkey dinner (bought a small leg), gravy and mince pie to take in <_<

......but I CANNOT have him eat his usual lunchbox stuff while the others have a xmas dinner can I?????

<would rather have forty winks with blankie than start cooking ;) >

Oh dear gaaaawd, I have a new browser (Google Chrome?)......... EVERYTHING'S different and I'm SCARED :unsure::blink::ph34r:

What a good mum you are for making sure Alsy will have his own Christmas dinner :wub:

Better get yer crack on :lol:

Oh yes regarding yer new browser, I hate when they make changes. You get so used to how things look/work and then boom they go and change it, pulls the rug right out from under ya!

I have to say my sprouts are DELISH and I have converted some sprouts-haters

Sooze, I need the recipe for yer brussel sprouts TOUT SUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I was surprised to read this, also......I never peel mine, either. . .. just cut the stalky end from each one.

I cut the stalky end off too, but I also remove the outermost layer, does this count as peeling? :blink:

Sillies, I am so very tired. I think I might have a touch of the holiday dull drums, overwhelmed by too many things.....for one the Paella for Christmas Eve is a no-go. With our schedule of church and coming back and needing to eat right away it isn't the most practical of recipes, although I would LOVE to do it I really need something that can be made ahead and just warmed up. So back to the drawing board on the menu, and time is running out!!!

And Amanda got snow!!!! Does this mean judy and Patti did too?!?!

(Em is so NOT amused)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sillies- just got word the bank is going to fix the two problems at our house!!!!!

The chimmney and install a radon system!!!!

We are in 7th heaven, because everything has just worked out so well for us with this house :):):)

So that's it!!!!! :D:D

Great news--everything is falling into place!!

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