Try Against The Grain frozen pizza. The regular is good, but the white pesto pizza is just outstanding. And I'm a wicked food snob! They also sell bare crust, which would be better I think if you wanted traditional pizza.
I was going to post this same suggestion. It IS very good (and this is coming from another wicked "foodie" --someone who ONLY liked her own homemade pizza dough-- even BEFORE DX. Damn, that was a GREAT crust )
Also, CHEBE mixes are grain free. Try those maybe?
Have a Green's or Bard's and tell yourself it's a Guinness.
As for venting, pouting or whining? hell yes, everyone is allowed.
Knock yourself out!!
Then, it's time to move on, sweetie!!