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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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She lives up in the Yukon, so that territory can deal with her driving infractions. One should think that the Alaska Highway would be the safest thoroughfare to place a hapless driver -- long stretches of straight, flat road, reasonable speed limit -- she has, however, managed to take out guard rails and First Nations elders portaging along the shoulder.. . . . ..

She rarely takes either of our cars out, now........and the kids wear full hockey gear when they do head out with her.

:huh:

:lol:

Maybe your daughter could drive when they are out together? MIL can wear the pads!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Went to my bro's house for Christmas eve. Their friends the Jo(h)ns were there already helping set up dinner. Jon looks at me and says "John was baking all day making gluten free lady fingers for your tiramisu" and John looks over from the sink and smiles. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Hope those of you who do Christmas Eve had a lovely celebration. :) Hugs and hearts to all! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Went to my bro's house for Christmas eve. Their friends the Jo(h)ns were there already helping set up dinner. Jon looks at me and says "John was baking all day making gluten free lady fingers for your tiramisu" and John looks over from the sink and smiles. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

How sweet :)

Merry Christmas all--love you ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, PSILLIES!!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Merry Christmas!

Cooper, the dog, went to visit my mom yesterday. She really liked seeing him. He went in & put his head over her lap & greeted her before he greeted my dad. He always favors my dad as he is the one that feeds & walks him when they dog- sit. We went out to the lobby area to sit & he walked by my Mom's chair & lay down part of the time by her feet. She kept saying, " He usually favors your dad. Why is he paying so much attention to me?". He was quite a hit with the male nurses, too. I think he really cheered her up.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Well, I am not used to eating rich food (not that I pigged out ;) ) but had the most disturbed sleep what with aftershocks and indigestion, and the DREAMS!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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well, no earthquakes, but I also slept poorly. Had a storm blow through and took out the power for a couple hours so I used the opportunity to have a wee nap on the couch. :P

Having a lovely low-key day reading Harry Potter and snuggling kitties.

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Hope all had a wonderful holiday. :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I started reading my new David Baldacchi hair-raiser - hub knows what to get me :wub: I live such a dull life I love to read about the craziness and gore that I could be surrounded with, but am not :D (Well, except for the detestable creep who raped a five-year-old tourist little girl from Belgium - where do these creeps crawl out from??) :unsure::angry: And at Christmas, no less!!! A pox on all paedophiles!!! And a life sentence, except New Zealand does not do that - we are too enlightened :wacko:

Sorry, resume your Christmas joy :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Having a lovely low-key day reading Harry Potter and snuggling kitties.

My dream day!!!

Hope all the psillies had a FAB day yesterday!!!

...can barely move to type. Diet starts tomorrow rolleyes.gif

Boxing day here (You too Shrooms??)

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...this could be how the row Terry & his brother are having may turn out. Awkward unsure.gif

Patti's kitteh wub.gif

God lord! Look at the time!!.....it's wine o' clock!! CHEERS!! laugh.gif

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Boxing day here (You too Shrooms??)

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Nope, we did that yesterday. And I won!!!

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Boxing Day here.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Mmmmmmm.....the day after Christmas.....love it!

Just chillin' in front of the TV, crossword puzzle, leftovers, and now getting ready to cuddle up with a book.

Oh....and the best part......hit the after Christmas sales this morning with a few gift cards :D

Christmas never fails to stress me out, even though I have greatly reduced my expectations of myself, so I'm always glad when it's over. Only bought a few gifts for family......nothing for each other.No big dinner...just munchies.

This Christmas was extra special, though, with little Lexi, just turned 2....her first Christmas that she can really express herself. We got her a tricycle and wrapped it up. When she saw the big present she put her widdle hands to her cheeks and said "Oh my!". And when she opened it she danced around shouting "A cycle! A cycle!"

Doesn't get much better than that :wub:^_^

Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Well, I'm late to the party but wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays.

Just got back from Florida tonight (Christmas at my MIL's). Our drama consisted of me mailing almost all of our gifts for the kids to FL ahead of time because it would be too hard to take everything on the plane. The package was suppose to arrive on the 19th of December. It showed up about 3pm on the 24th. Gah!!!

Patti, did I know you had a Tyler Kitteh? What a beauty!!

Karen, how sweet is your Cooper??

Rache, hang tough . . . we got yer back.

Jess, impressive international contacts . . . and good luck with that grad school stuff. (ps, your nuts.)

Lo, here's to a better year, huh? Keep up the good attitude, it's inspiring.

Nik, where the hell you been? . . . don't forget to come back and slap us around on the 1st.

Shroom, just keep hanging on . . . they make plastic wine glasses, you know.

Em, really? Didn't we tell you once to bubble wrap the house?. . . or was that the car?

. . . and everyone else . . . a big hello. :wub:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Just got back from Florida tonight (Christmas at my MIL's).

You were in Florida and came back HERE?

:blink:

Hope you got your fill of sunshine while you were there.

.....and I hope you didn't pay extra for those packages to arrive 5 days late! <_<

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Wavy "Hi" Janet! Santa came through with your gifts on time! ;) Hope you had a wonderful holiday with your family. AND to everyone else.

We had a great holiday and fun to watch the 9 year old and 2 year old enjoy Santa. The nine year old is waaaaayyyy to smart to give up her notion of Santa. ;)

Wish all a happy and healthy new year and I hope my girls make very smart choices in this new year. :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

Where's Nikkers????

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

Where's Nikkers????

Probably out running 10 miles in the mud. She seems to be doing that a lot lately. :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Probably out running 10 miles in the mud. She seems to be doing that a lot lately. :unsure:

Ha ha!! laugh.gif

Settle down Psills, I was doing the above...but I'm here now!!

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH YEAR

AND NO RETURN!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!! ♥ ♥

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elye Community Regular
elye
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, PSILLS!!!

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Whew! NOW I'm ready for the new year to begin! ;)

Happy New Year everybody! :D

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Happy New Year and a special birthday wish for WardGirl. :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Put this in the file of "He doesn't have a clue":

Less than two days after joining Twitter, media mogul Rupert Murdoch appears to have had his first brush with tweeting-before-thinking, after suggesting that the British have too many holidays for a "broke country".

Murdoch - who joined Twitter less than 48 hours ago and already has almost 40,000 followers - quickly deleted the message, but it was preserved by some Twitter users and quickly spread around the website.

"Maybe Brits have too many holidays for broke country!" Murdoch, who is holidaying on the Caribbean holiday island of Saint Barthelemy, wrote about 6am Australian time.

Absolutely no comment :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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FIRST Robotics season has started! It is a basketball type of game, so that part will be easy to understand. They were given an XBox with a Kinect that they can use for part of the game. I'm glad I don't have to figure all this out!

I was so hoping the game this year would be a bionic digestive system! I guess that could be quite messy. :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I was so hoping the game this year would be a bionic digestive system! I guess that could be quite messy. :unsure:

:lol:

I believe that most of us on here in fact DO HAVE bionic digestive systems.. . .....destroying, with super-human strength, all things in their paths..... <_<

SO. I have a HUGE, life-altering announcement to make. Just yesterday, the family has been informed that.. . . ......

MIL is.......

Moving

TO

:unsure:

:unsure:

OTTAWA.

:o:o :o :o :o :o

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