The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

Nikki - manhead casserole - - and a Good Night to you!!

Susie - TWAs a wee snoaghman, indeed!! -

(and a Poopy Cow about yer antenna - )

[DingoGirl]

Pubs (*hic*), coppers (handsome ones please!), Julie's manhead casserole .....what?! ohhhh make ahead casserole <sorry>

Man Head Casserole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nik's gone delirious......

barf-a-thon???? Hope you all stay safe, Nik......

Tureesuh, wonderful job!!!

That's Fan-Parking-Tastic!!!

*snort* very easily amused today

[elye]

Sooooo Cuuuuute! I don't think I've ever seen one so small!

Ohhh, boy. . . . . there are certain times you simply do NOT want to say this sentence. .. .. .....here is fine, though .. .. . ..

Bent antenna!! This sucketh, Sooooze. . . . ...

Tareeeesuh! Brilliant lyrics! Must get on this, all of us. . . . . .

[elye]

In my best Julie Andrews voice:

Yetis that clear all the snow from my laneway, ♪

Hover o'er toilets, it's the only sane way,

Each hundred posts brings us new queens and kings,

These are a few of me favorite things. . . .... ♫

Sign language gestures for words such as "penis",

Using new symbols - - ♥ ♠ ◘ - - man, you should've seen us! ♪

Chuck Norris, Poo Crimes and crazy-spelled fings,

These are a few of me faaaaaaaa-vorrrrr-ite things .. . ♪ ♫

When the Weeze barphs!

When his thumb's short! ♪ ♪

When that nun's my dad. . . . ..

I simply recall that we've seen POeter's balls,

And then I don't feeeee--ee-e-eeeeel

SOOOOO-OO--OOO--OOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAD!!! ♫ ♫

[jerseyangel]

OMG Em......you OUTDID yerselph!!

[DingoGirl]

OMG :lol: :lol: x 50

had a good snortling guffaw whilst I was on the phone w/ Gail

EXCELLENT WORK, PHRIEND

however, Weez has almost never barphed - - oh, poo crimes GALORE from binges but - no barphing......poetic license dictates that you should keep it as is, though

:lol:

I emailed the wee snauxman to all me friends and.....most have written back that they just cracked up when they saw it So sad he's gone

[elye]

I emailed the wee snauxman to all me friends and.....most have written back that they just cracked up when they saw it. So sad he's gone

It is the funniest li'l psnaoughman I have ever seen. EVER.

The figure that my kids are working on out front should be....oh.....about eight feet tall. . . ....

[curlyfries]

Kiddos (actually just Skeeter as Smack is home for the day) have a two-hour delay for school due to the ICE . . . I don't mind snow too much (since we don't get that awful much) but ICE is a differnt story.

Hold on! .....How is it I have the same ice you do, and we didn't have a delay???......harrumph!

- am going to try the chicken bullion in the water. Leesuh - what kind of bullion do you use?

I use Orrington Farms.......says gluten-free right on the front of the label. I get it at Kroger.....don't suppose you have one of those?

Tinsel free Kittehs and doggies with booties

Ballcocks and Weenii and blue-black patooties

Psillie adventures- the laughter they bring

These are a few of my favorite things!

Tee-hee.....that's me!

Exxellent lyrics!!!

Sign language gestures for words such as "penis",

<taking a bow>

Equally exxxellent, Em!

OK......my turn!

Kangaroo scrotums and Uncle Ray's funnies

Sam Hill and Llamas and then there's our bunnie

Psillies that tickle my phunny bone sing...

♫♪"These are a few of our favorite things"♪♫

Words that look cool when you watch in the mirror

Em is a goof but the newbies they fear her

Cackles and snorts and the many tee-hees

That's what the Psilly thread brings out in me!

When the dog pukes

When my sink clogs

When my tummy's mad

I simply remember my psillies are here

and then I don't feeeeel

Sooooo baaaaaad!

[elye]

OK......my turn!

SUPERB!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

OK......my turn!

Kangaroo scrotums and Uncle Ray's funnies

Sam Hill and Llamas and then there's our bunnie

Psillies that tickle my phunny bone sing...

♫♪"These are a few of our favorite things"♪♫

Words that look cool when you watch in the mirror

Em is a goof but the newbies they fear her

Cackles and snorts and the many tee-hees

That's what the Psilly thread brings out in me!

When the dog pukes

When my sink clogs

When my tummy's mad

I simply remember my psillies are here

and then I don't feeeeel

Sooooo baaaaaad!

:lol: x 50

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

You guys are KILLING me!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm brain-dead so I'll let Uncle Ray fill in tee hee

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry: 'Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......'

[Jestgar]

Thanks for all the fun at work. I was readin' but couldn't stop to post.

LOVE the tunes!

LOVE the snauxman!

What other fun stuff have I missed?

Butt bruise barnyard

Julie's crockin (or eating cold paella).

NiCaroler and all of London's in the crapper

Double Angi

...

[DingoGirl]

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......'

he's a Freshie, that Uncle Ray!

sillies! Great Christmas gift! check out Tanner:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

[elye]

Mornin', Sillies!

Tanner the Barbie Dog.. . . ...

OMG Psillies. . . . ...

Over this weekend, we are getting what Enviornment Canada is referring to as "SNOWMAGEDDON".

Wait'll you see the psnaoughmen I'll be constructing on my front lawn . .. ....

'Twill be an army of Brobdignagians, I promise. . . . .....

[Jestgar]

We're still in the middle of a huge storm. Schools closed, bridges shut down. But because of the direction of the storm, Seattle is in a "snow shadow". The clouds dump their snow as they hit Olympics. So in a big circle around Seattle proper, kids are sledding down overpasses, and us in the middle got nuthin.

Stanwood (North of here) has 9 inches! This is like, 3 years worth of snow, all in one day.

Update:

The road to Microsoft is basically shut down. A couple cars slid and got stuck, and when other people stopped, they discovered that the road is too slick to restart on.

Don't crash your Windows today. Oh, wait, the help desk is in India anyway.

Never mind.

[flourgirl]

Emily, Lisa ....wonderful lyrics! I knew you had it in you. Someone mentioned "Night Before Christmas" a while back. Should we give it a go? I'll have to let that brew a while. 'Till later...

[DingoGirl]

Wait'll you see the psnaoughmen I'll be constructing on my front lawn . .. ....

'Twill be an army of Brobdignagians, I promise. . . . .....

really? promise????? lots of tiny Twa Men - PLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowmageddon? oh dear....

Update:

The road to Microsoft is basically shut down. A couple cars slid and got stuck, and when other people stopped, they discovered that the road is too slick to restart on.

Don't crash your Windows today. Oh, wait, the help desk is in India anyway.

Never mind.

gah!!!!! :lol: An early morning SNORTLE! Did you make this up Jess? Quite funny!

Emily, Lisa ....wonderful lyrics! I knew you had it in you. Someone mentioned "Night Before Christmas" a while back. Should we give it a go? I'll have to let that brew a while. 'Till later...

Have at 'er!!!!!! still too early for me to think.........

[Jestgar]

gah!!!!! :lol: An early morning SNORTLE! Did you make this up Jess? Quite funny!

Nope. Still closed. Most of the freeways are running at about 5mph.

Think steep hills, freezing rain, minimal snow removal equipment

[DingoGirl]

Nope. Still closed. Most of the freeways are running at about 5mph.

Think steep hills, freezing rain, minimal snow removal equipment

you silly - THAT is not the part I was chortling at - it was the Microsoft restart joke and the India help desk stuff

Am madly working on a necklace that MUST go in the mail today - good Lord. Stress.

And, Papal Audience today - lunch with the THREE main pastors of my church. They invited ME, as you may know. I am beyond thrilled for this opportunity - these are amazing people - but I am just TERRIFIED that I will babble and babble and PRATTLE ON at warp speed.... gawd help us.

Working on pausing, measuring my speech, pondering my words before I answer their many questions. I do not need to encapsulate my entire life into a 1.5 hour lunch. Strategy will be to make them talk MORE than I do. Will be a challenge.

It's quite unprecedented - I have sought MUCH pastoral counsel in my life, up until a few years ago......this is the first time pastors have arranged to meet with li'l old ME.

Help me. We do NOT want a reenactment of that hideously babbling, maniacal visit I had with that first group of three from church.

Help me

[Judyin Philly]

Can I just 'drop' by and say "HI"?

i've been reading along but just not commenting.

will start with just the one above me OK?

susie.....have a good time with the pastors;

""""Help me. We do NOT want a reenactment of that hideously babbling, maniacal visit I had with that first group of three from church. """""

you'll do fine. They wouldn't have asked you if they didn't like you just the way you are.

OK.........I started commenting.......Bare with me 'sillies'

love you all

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Help me

You will be phine--believe me! You're gonna charm the pants off of 'em

Ok, probably inappropriate....considering.....

[Judyin Philly]

You will be phine--believe me! You're gonna charm the pants off of 'em

Ok, probably inappropriate....considering.....

Ah you gave me some silly .......thanks...........

[DingoGirl]

Can I just 'drop' by and say "HI"?

of COURSE, you silly, was just thinking that we haven't seen much of our Sunshine.....how are you?

You will be phine--believe me! You're gonna charm the pants off of 'em

Ok, probably inappropriate....considering.....

:lol: yeah, not likely to happen

BTW two of them have only seen me but never MET me..... So they don't really like me "just the way I am" since they don't know me.....just the perfect opportunity to phly my Phreak Phlag upon first impression :lol: I have already gotten teary- eyed whilst conversing with the only one who has met me They have that power

[Judyin Philly]

I have already gotten teary- eyed whilst conversing with the only one who has met me They have that power

let us know how it goes ok?

Hugs

[blueeyedmanda]

The road to Microsoft is basically shut down. A couple cars slid and got stuck, and when other people stopped, they discovered that the road is too slick to restart on.

Don't crash your Windows today. Oh, wait, the help desk is in India anyway.

Never mind.

LOL---this was my morning phunny!!!!

Morning everyone-

the next few days are so hectic at work, this afternoon is our office party and gift exchange, tomorrow is our office lunch outing and then the afternoon is the Hospital Christmas Party for the employees. Monday is the Cancer Institute party....so as you can tell LOTS of work will be getting done the next few days

Ohh Susie ((((HUGS)))))

I am hearing another 2 ice storms the next few days, tomorrow and again on Sunday......Judy-Patti??? any word on your ends???

Pa-Sillies I need to aska favor about right and wrong and what looks disrespectful....

This saturday there is a funeral in Reading for one of John's uncles we met once and never saw since he lived out of state and was a priest. I was going to go and then on Sunday spend the day with my mom- its her birthday and she turns 64. With the incoming bad weather I want to go see her on Saturday, not only due to the birthday but I haven't seen her since Thanksgiving and I miss her....really miss her bad. Due to work schedules I spend the Christmas holiday with his family which is nothing new. Anyway- the last few weekends I wa sgoing to try to see my mom the weather always was bad and I didnt go for safety reasons. Would it be terribly wrong of me to not go to the funeral Saturday????