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Jestgar Rising Star

I just cannot understand it.....here I am, Psillyville Kween, and there has been NO official invitation, as yet, to the royal wedding for me in the mail. Gads, they certainly take it right down to the wire! It is in two weeks, and I have to book a flight, get hotel reservations, arrange for someone to take over royal protocol in my absence.. ....rather inconsiderate of them, I must say.. .. . .....Can they not appreciate that I need time to make arrangemnts before I go overseas??

P'raps they're sending the plane and have a wing in the palace already set up for you.


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kareng Grand Master

Hi Lo! Sorry you are feeling poorly. If medical bills are piling up, Tony should talk to the financial aid office. They take a change in financial status into consideration.

I got the odd message. Thought I was special but everyone else got one, too. :o

I saw something about the royal wedding guest list being small. I think the queen only gets to invite 300 people. She may not be able to invite every ruler in the world. Perhaps they cannot supply gluten-free food & cake?

elye Community Regular

P'raps they're sending the plane and have a wing in the palace already set up for you.

Ahhhh....right, then!! Makes good sense. Of course, that must be what is happening. :lol:

I think the queen only gets to invite 300 people. She may not be able to invite every ruler in the world. Perhaps they cannot supply gluten-free food & cake?

That might be the reason. . . . ...Gluten-free food is more expensive and there is the whole worry of cross-contamination. I suppose with a quota of only 300 guests, the celiacs lose priority fairly quickly.. . ...

"Right, then! King Fahad - - in. The Obamas -- in. Mandela -- mark him as in, and we shall see if he is still around by the end of the month.. . . .....Gadhaffi -- hmmm....just put a question mark for now.. .. . ...Wait, who is this?? Psillyville Monarch - - bah.. . . ...a very temporary placement -- only 100 pages -- AND she has trouble with gluten.. . . . ...out, for certain. . . . . .."

jerseyangel Proficient

Hello my dear psilles,

Hiya Loughie! I'm so sorry to hear about the phloo again--and Klark's job :( I've been thinking about you and was hoping you'd pheel up to a visit to Sillyville :D Take good care :)

I just cannot understand it.....here I am, Psillyville Kween, and there has been NO official invitation, as yet, to the royal wedding for me in the mail.

Tis an unthinkable oversight! :angry: Somebody must be sleepin' on the job over there.....You should be seated front and center wif the rest of the world leaders!! :lol:

P'raps they're sending the plane and have a wing in the palace already set up for you.

That must be it ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Hola. Busy bee here. And it just keeps getting busier! I think I just snagged my first wedding cake..... I just quoted the price, so we'll see how she likes that :unsure: I also got 2 birthday orders for May and a possible one for this month! Excited!! It's almost nil after Christmas but picks up in spring. Tis a good thing though, after the holiday stuff, I need a break!

Glad everyone seems to be well! Jess--You still with BE? Was thinking about you the other day!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ooh Rach--good on the wedding cake! Hope it works out :D

How's the bunny doin'?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ooh Rach--good on the wedding cake! Hope it works out :D

How's the bunny doin'?

Me too!!

Bunny is good. He thinks he's the boss, lol. So much personality, he's fun to watch. The kids have one of those Cranium Superforts that they've set up in the playroom and he runs in and out of it like an obstacle course for about an hour, then he climbs back into his hutch and passes out! :P


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kareng Grand Master

Me too!!

Bunny is good. He thinks he's the boss, lol. So much personality, he's fun to watch. The kids have one of those Cranium Superforts that they've set up in the playroom and he runs in and out of it like an obstacle course for about an hour, then he climbs back into his hutch and passes out! :P

What a fun bun!

Just got back from hub's colonoscopy. The routine kind you have when you get old. It was good he had it. He had 2 polyps, one quite large. He named them Harvey & Fred. He now has a tattoo as they tattoo where they remove the polyps, just in case. :ph34r:

He was soooo tired after being up all night that he wouldn't wake up. He is upstairs sleeping.

jerseyangel Proficient

Just got back from hub's colonoscopy. The routine kind you have when you get old. It was good he had it. He had 2 polyps, one quite large. He named them Harvey & Fred. He now has a tattoo as they tattoo where they remove the polyps, just in case. :ph34r:

He was soooo tired after being up all night that he wouldn't wake up. He is upstairs sleeping.

Glad he had it done and is home sleepin' it off. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Rache . . . what kinda bunny is that?? He's adorable, but in your av he looks like he's got cat ears.

Book club here tonight. Should be cleanin' so this is the perfect place to come so that I don't get my cleaning done.

Yeah . . . Haven't heard much about BE lately . . . what's up with that?

mushroom Proficient

Yeah . . . Haven't heard much about BE lately . . . what's up with that?

Perhaps the wild excitement is abating a little and they are transitioning into the slippers and quiet walks phase. :P

elye Community Regular

Hiya, Jyaghnutt! What are youse guys reading?

He was soooo tired after being up all night that he wouldn't wake up. He is upstairs sleeping.

My DH is scheduled for this proceedure in a couple of weeks, as well, also as a routine. ... . . ...I assumed that I may not want to be sleeping with him the night before, if I want to get any sleep.....at least we have an ensuite bathroom, about an eight-foot walk from our bed.. .. . .:unsure:. . .. ...

Perhaps the wild excitement is abating a little and they are transitioning into the slippers and quiet walks phase. :P

:lol: :lol: Indeed, this is exactly what things gradually morph into. . . . ....slippers and quiet walks... . . ..

celiac-mommy Collaborator

What a fun bun!

Just got back from hub's colonoscopy. The routine kind you have when you get old. It was good he had it. He had 2 polyps, one quite large. He named them Harvey & Fred. He now has a tattoo as they tattoo where they remove the polyps, just in case. :ph34r:

He was soooo tired after being up all night that he wouldn't wake up. He is upstairs sleeping.

Ummm, why Harvey...??? :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

My mom had hers last week. she had short term memory loss from the drugs for the rest of the day. Twas phuneeee!! :P

Rache . . . what kinda bunny is that?? He's adorable, but in your av he looks like he's got cat ears.

He's a Lionhead. Apparently in the next 2 months he will grow to be the size of 1/2 a basketball :blink: Right now he still fits in one hand...

:lol: :lol: Indeed, this is exactly what things gradually morph into. . . . ....slippers and quiet walks... . . ..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(but sooooooooo true!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ummm, why Harvey...??? :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Ummm, why Harvey...??? :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

Nothing to do with you. He just liked the names Fred & Harvey.

Next ones he's going to name Rachelle & Jesse. :P

etta694 Explorer

He's cute awwwwww.. :P (the bunny)

My chin is butch.. he wouldn't go for a fedora...

(It's a Roman helmet.. thanks to my son)

kareng Grand Master

He's cute awwwwww.. :P (the bunny)

My chin is butch.. he wouldn't go for a fedora...

(It's a Roman helmet.. thanks to my son)

Now that is headgear fit for a pampered pet!

Hey Rachelle! Have you ever seen the movie or play " Harvey"?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Nothing to do with you. He just liked the names Fred & Harvey.

Next ones he's going to name Rachelle & Jesse. :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(but hopefully he doesn't ever have anymore!)

He's cute awwwwww.. :P (the bunny)

My chin is butch.. he wouldn't go for a fedora...

(It's a Roman helmet.. thanks to my son)

Ha! At first I thought is was a 'coonskin cap! :lol: :lol:

Hey Rachelle! Have you ever seen the movie or play " Harvey"?

No. What's it about??

elye Community Regular

Hey Rachelle! Have you ever seen the movie or play " Harvey"?

etta694 Explorer

Awesome old movie...

I'm trying to watch our candidates for the election debate.. or is it bicker.. anyway plus make supper and be on here... gotta give up this.. supper calls ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'll have to see if it's on Netflix!

jerseyangel Proficient

I saw "Harvey" years ago.....

jerseyangel Proficient

Em--I wanted to tell you how much I loved your painting! Me 'ead has been elsewhere lately :blink:

But pseriously, how multi-talented is our kween?? :D

kareng Grand Master

No. What's it about??

Your whole family must watch. It's about a rabbit named Harvey! I remember it being suitable for kids.

Jestgar Rising Star

:lol: :lol: Indeed, this is exactly what things gradually morph into. . . . ....slippers and quiet walks... . . ..

<_< <_< I'da thought it would take longer.

No point in going to his house dressed in a corset or sumpin' cause half the time he calls me on the way there to ask me to stop at the store. Must think of some fun way to return to the previous level of entertainment.

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