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[elye]

DREAMY! PERFECT!!!!!!! I'm THERE! Does he really live there? what a charming, idyllic place......any cabins? and how far away are any sort of REAL mountains?

Hell, ya got me searching and searching for ANY kind of photo that has him in it, as he's been fairly prevalent in the Land Association, tennis club, etc. Okay, I finally found ONE. It's crappy, tho. He's far away. . . . he's the guy right smack in the middle of the group, all in white tennis gear, visor . .. . .

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This is the Old timers vs. Young Bucks baseball tourney er sumphin'......I believe old timers are 45+. . . . ......gads. . . ...

[DingoGirl]

Okay, I finally found ONE. It's crappy, tho. He's far away. . . . he's the guy right smack in the middle of the group, all in white tennis gear, visor . .. . .

you mean the one sitting in the chair? oh my gosh.....Em........he's, well, not to hurt your pheelings or anything but.....his thumbs are just a little too short, don't you think?

:lol: :lol:

*snigger*

[elye]

you mean the one sitting in the chair? oh my gosh.....Em........he's, well, not to hurt your pheelings or anything but.....his thumbs are just a little too short, don't you think?

*snigger*

I realized this as SOON as I posted that link. . . . . .."Oh, shoot.. . . . what if she thinks I'm talkin' about 77-year old Jimmy?"

Thumb size. . . . . ...never noticed this on my brother. . . . ..I'll have to get back to ya. .. . ..

[DingoGirl]

."Oh, shoot.. . . . what if she thinks I'm talkin' about 77-year old Jimmy?"

Seventy-seven.......looks frail.......is he in poor health, with lots of money and no heirs? FIND HIM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maintaining our non-partisan stance we are now featuring our av of Joe Beiden, and Weezee's equal level of ennui.

[Jestgar]

Thumb size. . . . . ...never noticed this on my brother. . . . ..I'll have to get back to ya. .. . ..

Do you really want to know this about your brother?

[elye]

Do you really want to know this about your brother?

Um . ..... . .... . .........NO.

:embarrassedgreenguy:

[Green12]

I woke up this morning still giggling about the Weeze, the look on her face, her ears back........the whole pose KILLS ME!!!!

Okay, okay, Sooozie. . . . . .you are absolutely movin' up here. Have a look at the little paradise where my brother resides... . .you NEED this kind of place! No rats, very few maggots, (hmmmm.....lotsa birds, sorry), completely untended, wild gardens and foliage, sailboats, thousands of squirrels for the Weeze . .. . .. ....

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Poopy Cow, the link doesn't work for me Must be a top secret island

Hey!

All I could think of when I read this is--don't forget the pica-nicka-basket, Boo Boo!

Patti said Boo Boo!!

Hell, ya got me searching and searching for ANY kind of photo that has him in it, as he's been fairly prevalent in the Land Association, tennis club, etc. Okay, I finally found ONE. It's crappy, tho. He's far away. . . . he's the guy right smack in the middle of the group, all in white tennis gear, visor . .. . .

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This is the Old timers vs. Young Bucks baseball tourney er sumphin'......I believe old timers are 45+. . . . ......gads. . . ...

Um, not crappy at all! I've seen him before somewhere...maybe on Facebook?

Does said brother have a younger single friend for moi?!?!?

I'll go to Canada with ya Susie!!

not to hurt your pheelings or anything but.....his thumbs are just a little too short, don't you think?

Janet, have fun today with the kiddos!!!

Amanda, how's the eye today? And how did the house hunting go??

Update on the dog situation: will have a meet and greet between dog and wee little niece number 3 to see how he does with her. Hopefully it will go well

Happy Friday everyone!

[Judyin Philly]

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I just love this place.

morning all you sillies!

Judy

[Mtndog]

Suzzle Yer avatar is priceless!!!!!!!!!! Angus protested the debate by sleeping through them. he's askeert of the whole election (what do I want for my birthday? Abe Lincoln or George Washington to come back to life!!!!!!!!!!

Gian-Knit- have fun- jealous, jealous jealous!!!!!!!!

:lol:

she does NOT like politicians, ANY of them, and, she hates this election. In fact, she is the one who suggested we move to Canada.

Em, see you around 6 tomorrow night? Have the hot tub ready and the champagne flowing, er, PHLOWING.

:lol:

Susie- If you don't move to Canada you are CRAZY!!!!!!!!! A cute man related to a psilly, more political parties, and it's not as hot!!!!!!!!!!!

I am (sighs) headed to the hospital to once again have PICC line dealt with. I am really at the end of my rope

[DingoGirl]

Does said brother have a younger single friend for moi?!?!?

I'll go to Canada with ya Susie!!

oh YES!!!!!!!!!! Julie's coming wif us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we'll pick you up today, be at Em's for champagne and hot tubbing at 6!!!!!!!!!

you're meeting the doggie today!!!!!!!!!!! so excited...........praying it goes well!

Susie- If you don't move to Canada you are CRAZY!!!!!!!!! A cute man related to a psilly, more political parties, and it's not as hot!!!!!!!!!!!

we SO want to go.........can't stand it here. I DID get out for seven years - 'twas my goal, to have lived somewhere else for at least part of my life other than this gawd-forsaken area.....hope I don't DIE here though...... *sigh*

Bevvy! hospital again? stupid bloody PICC. so sorry luv.....hope they get it figured out.....are they just taking it out today? POOPY COW!!!!!!!!

I am waiting for Harry Truman or FDR to come back...................... I'd take Abe or George also!

[jerseyangel]

How exciting!! Souczie and Julie goin' on up to Canada to hitch up wif hunky men Em--yer brother is very handsome, I have to say--not that I'm surprised .....couldn't make out his thumbs, though I wanna come to the hot tub for champagne, though.....got room fer one more? Hee! A fifth wheel

Hope the doggie meeting goes well, Julie!

Weezie and the TV are just cracking me up!!

Bevvie--no-o-o! Not again

Cool, crisp fall day here Got on me cords and flannel shirt. Happy.

[nikki-uk]

I am (sighs) headed to the hospital to once again have PICC line dealt with. I am really at the end of my rope

Oh CRAP, crap ,crappety crap crap bollocking b@#$%$#% Bea!!!!!

WEEzee in the political avs

OH, Jools canine meet & greet!!!! ...Xciting!!!

[jerseyangel]

Allo just puked on the kitchen floor. I get this, the poor thing isn't getting any younger......but WHY does he insist on EATING it???? I had to move his head out of the way to clean it up! Gawd. Retchface.

[elye]

I wanna come to the hot tub for champagne, though.....got room fer one more? Hee! A fifth wheel

YES!! Patti`s in. .. ....... ..

I've got me cords on today, too, Patti! We're the same and the same!

I'm thinking about you, Bevvie. . ...... . ..you continue to astound me with your strength, good humoUr and tolerance. . . . ...

Allo just puked on the kitchen floor. I get this, the poor thing isn't getting any younger......but WHY does he insist on EATING it???? I had to move his head out of the way to clean it up! Gawd. Retchface.

OMG. I have one to top that: Two nights ago, I awake at 3:06 to the lovely sounds of a dog about to vomit. I fly out of the bed, flee to the kitchen and Elsie is standing at the back door, wretching. Throw open the patio door, boot her out....just in time. This large, interesting thing is sitting in the midst of the vomit pile, but it is dark and I`m too tired to examine. In the morning, I glance outside. It is one of DD's huge hair scrunchies, looking none the worse for wear, totally undigested.

Sophie comes for breakfast, and I give her the long Mother Speech about not leaving things lying around on the floor, because ''look what Elsie got! Something like that could KILL her''.

I point outside at the scrunchie-in-the-puke pile. . . . . ..and it is gone, and Elsie is walking away from it. She's eaten it again.

Now, that`s gross.....not once but TWICE.

So, I saw it for a second time, whole and undigested, last evening, just before the debates.

[Judyin Philly]

I am (sighs) headed to the hospital to once again have PICC line dealt with. I am really at the end of my rope

I don't blame you one little bit Bev. This has got to stop.

I hope Kurt is going with you.

I still have you in my prayers and will bump them up a bunch more.

dang nab it anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allo just puked on the kitchen floor. I get this, the poor thing isn't getting any younger......but WHY does he insist on EATING it???? I had to move his head out of the way to clean it up! Gawd. Retchface.

as gross as this is........and it's GROSS.........i THINK Em has you beat on this one.......

"""So, I saw it for a second time, whole and undigested, last evening, just before the debates."""

but both are pretty bad.

GAWDDDDDDDD !

As if the debates weren't bad enough on our tummies......... I however, if you remember from last nite.......i was a tad 'buzzed' on one small drinky poo.

Judy

[Mtndog]

Uhm Patteigh- I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

Why does that line crack me up so much? I think it's because I used to have a friend Heather who REALLY would do that whenever we brought up a gross topic so we would try to bring up as many gross topics as possible and then bust a gut laughing at her gagging. She totally asked for it though. She has a demented sense of humor introduced me to Open Original Shared Link Honestly, they took a ton of punk songs and redid them as lounge music TOO PHUNNY- must highly recommend them!

I have returned PICCless- it was infected. I have no idea what's next. But I do at least have a free weekend- PARTY at Bev's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the

:lol:

[Green12]

I am (sighs) headed to the hospital to once again have PICC line dealt with. I am really at the end of my rope

Oh no Bev This just breaks my heart....I so want this to be over for you!

oh YES!!!!!!!!!! Julie's coming wif us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we'll pick you up today, be at Em's for champagne and hot tubbing at 6!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like a super plan!!!!!! I'm definitely IN

How exciting!! Souczie and Julie goin' on up to Canada to hitch up wif hunky men

Patti

We're on a Canadian Hunky Men Mission!!!!!

Oh CRAP, crap ,crappety crap crap bollocking b@#$%$#% Bea!!!!!

You summed it up for me well Nikki, so very CRAPPY what our Bev is going through

Allo just puked on the kitchen floor. I get this, the poor thing isn't getting any younger......but WHY does he insist on EATING it???? I had to move his head out of the way to clean it up! Gawd. Retchface.

Yuk! Retchface indeed!!

OMG. I have one to top that

Now, that`s gross.....not once but TWICE.

So, I saw it for a second time, whole and undigested, last evening, just before the debates.

Double yuk! Double retchface!

Amazing how you are awakened by the first heaving before it happened, getting her outside in time...like a esp of sorts, a woman's/mother's esp or intuition...and hubby and the rest of the household slept through it

.......i was a tad 'buzzed' on one small drinky poo.

Judy, drinky poo!!

[jerseyangel]

Uhm Patteigh- I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

Why does that line crack me up so much? I think it's because I used to have a friend Heather who REALLY would do that whenever we brought up a gross topic so we would try to bring up as many gross topics as possible and then bust a gut laughing at her gagging. She totally asked for it though. She has a demented sense of humor introduced me to <a href="Open Original Shared Link Advertisement/Come-Recline-Black-Velvet-Flag/dp/B000004BCN" target="external ugc nofollow">Black Velvet Flag and their hits like Group Sex</a> Honestly, they took a ton of punk songs and redid them as lounge music TOO PHUNNY- must highly recommend them!

I have returned PICCless- it was infected. I have no idea what's next. But I do at least have a free weekend- PARTY at Bev's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the

:lol:

Gawd Bev--an infection Well, you're phree fer the weekend anyway--so you may as well get wild!!!! This is more my speed--you wild thang you!!

Uck-a-dookie--throwing up in yer mouth!

[jerseyangel]

Amazing how you are awakened by the first heaving before it happened, getting her outside in time...like a esp of sorts, a woman's/mother's esp or intuition...and hubby and the rest of the household slept through it

This is so true! I swear at times I would be half way to one of my kids' rooms before I knew I was even awake!

[elye]

This is more my speed--you wild thang you!!

Bev's going WILD during her weekend of unrestrained debauchery! Here's MY Wild request:

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Sigh. . . . . ....I was twenty years old. . . . ......young and foolish. . . ......and wild.

[Green12]

I'm trying so hard to think of a song that has "Wild" in it to add and all I can come up with is........Wild Boys by Duran Duran

[Jestgar]

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[blueeyedmanda]

Amanda, how's the eye today? And how did the house hunting go??

Eye is doing well--back at work and it was a whirlwind day---pulled in so many directions!! Landen is feeling ok. He will be house hunting with my tomorrow since he will be showing up early. Crazy lives we all live.

\I have returned PICCless- it was infected. I have no idea what's next. But I do at least have a free weekend- PARTY at Bev's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the

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Piccless is not bad....infection not good..... Hugs my dear Bevie!

[Green12]

OH! How about this:

[Judyin Philly]

I Bevie....... Isee ya

are you gettn' wild and nakkkkkeeeedddd............