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Cookie House (Rant)

notme

By notme
in Coping with Celiac Disease

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notme Experienced
notme
Posted

every year, our neighborhood has the Christmas home walking tour (it's going to be beautiful here this weekend, so, should be good!)  and this year i am on the b.o.d. of the neighborhood organization.  NOW.  i don't mind selling tickets or walking around, but they have a hospitality house at the end of the tour and they have people making (delicious) Christmas cookies.  i was planning on being out of town, maybe, because our daughter is ready to give birth to our grandson - but, no, they scheduled her next week for a c-section.  now i will be home (and can't hide, because these people are all my neighbors lolz) so i am going to end up doing some thing to help with the tour.  also, there is a dinner (potluck, so, no eating anything there) that i'm expected to attend.  ok, ok, ok, i'm ok.  but i can't stop thinking about the dad gum cookie house!!!!  

 

I WANT COOKIES.  I WANT TO NOT MAKE COOKIES.  I WANT TO EAT COOKIES.  I WANT TO TRY EVERY KIND OF COOKIE WITHOUT FINGERPRINTING EVERY SINGLE ONE.  AUGGGHHHHHH!!!   

 

i seriously can't believe i'm losing it over cookies.  i can just see them, all pretty and nutty and completely poisonous...........   :angry:

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GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

Meltdowns over cookies is not unheard of  :D

notme Experienced
notme
Posted
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IS THAT A GINGERBREAD MAN????!!!!   AUGH!!   lolz!!

 

i wonder if they'd kick me out of the neighborhood if i just licked all of them.  or bit them and spit them (JUST KIDDING, i know better lololz)

SMRI Collaborator
SMRI
Posted

Christmas cookie meltdowns are perfectly acceptable!!

GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

You could snap off all the heads  ;)

icelandgirl Proficient
icelandgirl
Posted

Sounds like torture! I'd probably end up crying. I love all things baked.

notme Experienced
notme
Posted
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You could snap off all the heads  ;)

that *would* be fun......   ^_^   or maybe 'accidently' trip and fall onto them (aww sorry about all your cookies)  :o  :P

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GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

I got it!.  Sprinkle Mirilax on the cookies and then proclaim...Welcome To My World  :lol:

LauraTX Rising Star
LauraTX
Posted

I got it!.  Sprinkle Mirilax on the cookies and then proclaim...Welcome To My World  :lol:

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nvsmom Community Regular
nvsmom
Posted

I got it!.  Sprinkle Mirilax on the cookies and then proclaim...Welcome To My World  :lol:

LOL!  :lol:  :D   Ooooh! I like you!

 

Cookies cookies everywhere and nary a crumb to eat. :(  Bring yourself a thermos of Balieys with a bit of flavoured coffee or extra creamy hot chocolate - it might make you feel better, and if you drink enough you won't care anyways.  :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

LOL!  :lol:  :D   Ooooh! I like you!

 

Cookies cookies everywhere and nary a crumb to eat. :(  Bring yourself a thermos of Balieys with a bit of flavoured coffee or extra creamy hot chocolate - it might make you feel better, and if you drink enough you won't care anyways.  :)

Excellent suggestion!

Or stand around the cookie table, and look at people like they are really stupid and ask " you still eat this s$#&?"

nvsmom Community Regular
nvsmom
Posted

LOL snort.  :lol:

ravenwoodglass Mentor
ravenwoodglass
Posted

Or stand around the cookie table, and look at people like they are really stupid and ask " you still eat this s$#&?"

While sipping on the Baileys and munching a delicious gluten-free cookie you brought with you. 

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Serielda
Posted

I got it!.  Sprinkle Mirilax on the cookies and then proclaim...Welcome To My World  :lol:

Ha ha ha! I like that one! The hubs the other day loved my captain jack sparrow impersonation take on why is all the rum gone. only mine was on gingerbread houses. Goes back to chortling on the miralax cookie debacle.

WinterSong Community Regular
WinterSong
Posted

Haha I'm loving this thread. 

 

And I've definitely had mini meltdowns over dessert  ;)

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