The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

EDIT: Think salt on a slug

:lol: :lol: :lol: What a visual

[tom]

Very fitting....

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Alrighty then. I suspect (hope) I have shut down the glutenease thread by posting long scientific drivel and citing papers. Let's see if it works.

We wish!!!!

And *I* wish I understood more of it.

I wonder how many ppl got too confused early and skipped past your translation & comments.

I particularly liked the part about - I think I got this right - partially digested fractions still being immuno-something? Gah .. ..where's me brain .. . .. .it meant still harmful for a celiac didn't it?

I wondered whether it was applicable in the dispute over whether "fewer symptoms = less damage", which I find pollyannish.

***oops .. ..that's not SILLY!!!***

. .. coax the bugger back in

Now THAT's silly! :lol:

The phrase "coax the bugger back in" has humoUr even OUT of context. <chuckle chuckle>

I mean, why sugar? How does that unstick it? What if you were to use a little sand or sumphin ...of course, salt might be irritating.....does it have to be granular?

So many questions

Don't think for a SECOND there'll be any human experimentation!!!!

:notaguineapigface:

wonder if it works on humans............... hummmmmmmmm...........

I said NOT FOR A SECOND!!!!!!

It sounds like one of your 'tall tales' doesn't it M??? ........but I promise you it's true <wiping tears of laughter from me face>

(Laughter's even contagious through this 'series of tubes' some call The Interweb)

Gian-knit!!!! :twogoodkneesface:

We won't hear from her until tomorrow??

EDIT: Think salt on a slug

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! :winceyface:

[elye]

omg i KNEW THERE WAS REASON I keep coming back to this thread............all this info that we need to know b/c we never know when we might need it.

Yes! Happens to me regularly.... .little priceless nuggets of information that I can ferret away.......

Wish I knew why sugar too

EDIT: Think salt on a slug

Oh! Yes, if we think of this, then salt would work quite well with a stuck penis....... Y'know....slugs and bloodsuckers retract when salted.......I should think that salt would work even better than sugar!

Hmmmmm..........circumcision.......... .. . no need for any o' this postulating in that instance....... .. . .

[tom]

Hmmmmm..........circumcision.......... .. . no need for any o' this postulating in that instance....... .. . .

Oh

Guess my guinea pig phears are allayed . .

(tmi?)

[elye]

Oh

Guess my guinea pig phears are allayed . .

(tmi?)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........

Actually, Ptaoughmghmn, 'tis not real "news", here........we all had a pretty good idea that this was the case with you. Something about the way a man types, the expressions he uses, his tone.... . . .. women can usually just.......tell.

[Ridgewalker]

Oh! Yes, if we think of this, then salt would work quite well with a stuck penis....... Y'know....slugs and bloodsuckers retract when salted.......I should think that salt would work even better than sugar!

Either that or it would burn like a flamethrower. Doesn't salt act like ACID on a slug??? Or maybe that's just an old wives' tale...

[tom]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........

Actually, Ptaoughmghmn, 'tis not real "news", here........we all had a pretty good idea that this was the case with you. Something about the way a man types, the expressions he uses, his tone.... . . .. women can usually just.......tell.

OH MAH GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :lol:

ummmm .. . ...how 'bout those olympics???? ... ..

. ...the weather? nice here . ..

[DingoGirl]

I wonder if I should post that in my signature?

:lol: can you? 'twould be perfect.........

Of course you can't disagree! Didn't you know that reading product endorsements and 250 word abstracts on the internet means you have a PhD in . . . um . . . everything! I feel like I'm asking for a warning . . . *scurries off *

Oh, lovely! Sophie's just made a big bowl of microwave popcorn to munch on in front of the TV. It has questionable "natural flavouring" listed on the package. Ah, hell! Jus' hand me a Glutenease!

.........WARNING TERRITORY????!!!!!!

I guess I should be reported fer me editorial comments over here.....

We all go down together

OMG - we are SO goign down in phlames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The motley lot of us......alas, notice we NEVER get in trouble? well, that just shows us that......no one really important reads our drivel just us......they're probably too conphuzed by our pspellingz n stuph and......other krap and we know that the occasional lurker just scurries off.........but hey, how COME no one's ever reported us? 'tis one of the great, psillie wonders of the world.......

I'm pretty sure we're all in need of a round of GlutenEase just to deal with all the hay and other agricultural detritus still stuck to its fur (and 'excrement') that has been flung around that post.

shoot, every time you guys bring it up, I HAVE to run over to the thread and see......

OMG!! Sugary stuck penis

...that kind of reminds me of summat that used to happen to a dog I had

If he got over excited, his (ahem) member would come out and get stuck

...the vet recommended sprinkling sugar on it....and oddly enough that used to coax the bugger back in

Nik said summat

and........

OMG....Nickerler..... .. Here we come up with, in the most unbelievably convoluted way, sugary + stuck + penis..... . .. .and then YOU reveal this hilariously fitting tale of a childhood pet dog....

Now, THIS has gotta be more unbelievable than my stumbling upon "I am Fifi's Anal Glands"!

I KNOW! OMG - what does it mean...........what can it mean?????????????????? what are the odds.....this is just another type of the very specific, wackl pre-ordained kismet-like magic that binds the psillies together.

<seriously - who has EVER heard of a dog w/ a stuck pOenis that requires sugar?????? >

But gawd............. . . . . I just cannot stop thinking of a sugary, stuck penis... ...... . ...

Help me!

well tell me, who among us can??????????????????

Judy said CIRCUMCISED :madcacklface:

OH MAH GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ummmm .. . ...how 'bout those olympics???? ... ..

. ...the weather? nice here . ..

*snooooooooooooort*

[jerseyangel]

Actually, Ptaoughmghmn, 'tis not real "news", here........we all had a pretty good idea that this was the case with you. Something about the way a man types, the expressions he uses, his tone.... . . .. women can usually just.......tell.

Ah yes....it's quite amazing what we can glean....

[curlyfries]

Sign for the day:

....wait for it.......

Judy said CIRCUMCISED :madcacklface:

Circumcise..................(had to look that one up!)

Make two fists with thumbs up........you know...when everything's good to go, you give a *thumbs up*............like that. Turn hands so thumbs are pointing at each other. If you are right handed, circle right thumb forward around left thumb, and visa versa for left handers.

Edit: There is an alternate way to sign it, circling around your index finger instead of your thumb...........I guess you can choose the size!!

[tom]

:lol:

Sign for the day:

....wait for it.......

[nikki-uk]

very specific, wackl pre-ordained kismet-like magic

<wiping MORE tears from face>

OH dear GAAAAWD!!!!!!! - Who knew my wee Staffy would become infamous on the psilly thread???

MUST compose myself........

............. .................

......................

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't <giggle> do it

LISA!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW excellent is today's sign????

MARVELLOUS!!!!!!!!.........Tel got it straight away

[elye]

Either that or it would burn like a flamethrower. Doesn't salt act like ACID on a slug??? Or maybe that's just an old wives' tale...

I know wif bloodsuckers that ya can't pull off yer skin, sprinkling salt on it will make it all shrivel up, retract and fall off. Wonder if it'd work the same way with the other thing.......

We must all put a salt shaker in our bedside drawer, and try it, I suppose........

ummmm .. . ...how 'bout those olympics???? ... ..

. ...the weather? nice here . ..

OMG - we are SO goign down in phlames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The motley lot of us......alas, notice we NEVER get in trouble? ........ how COME no one's ever reported us? 'tis one of the great, psillie wonders of the world.......

I, too, am constantly wondering this.....I think Patti has probably signed on as the lone moderator for Tickle Me Elbow, kind of like a contract, in order to keep us all on the board.

<seriously - who has EVER heard of a dog w/ a stuck pOenis that requires sugar?????? >

Susie, your fantastic spelliing of penis, here, has made me think of PeOter. Now, because of his profession and perhaps because he is male, not to mention his Oracle status, he may know the answer to this salt/sugar question.

Peeeeeeee-O-terrrrrrrr???.......................

*snooooooooooooort*

SUSIE!! I cannot tell you how happy I was to read this - - I did a little dance, truly..... . .to hear (read) you snorting again!!!! YAAAAAAY!!

[jerseyangel]

Tel got it straight away

OMG....I JUST got it

[Jestgar]

OH dear GAAAAWD!!!!!!! - Who knew my wee Staffy would become infamous on the psilly thread???

STAFFY!!

Burn like a flame thrower :lol:

I was trying to guess what the word of the day would be. I had already dismissed 'circumcised' as too ordinary...

[jerseyangel]

Susie, your fantastic spelliing of penis, here, has made me think of PeOter. Now, because of his profession and perhaps because he is male, not to mention his Oracle status, he may know the answer to this salt/sugar question.

Ok, this has me sitting here laughing like a blasted fool!

That plus I got no sleep last night and I'm punchy

[nikki-uk]

Burn like a flame thrower :lol:

To the tune of 'Ring of fire' by Johnny Cash???

....'and it burns, burns, burns...........'

[psawyer]

Susie, your fantastic spelliing of penis, here, has made me think of PeOter. Now, because of his profession and perhaps because he is male, not to mention his Oracle status, he may know the answer to this salt/sugar question.

Peeeeeeee-O-terrrrrrrr???.......................

I don't know (and probably don't want to know ) about the use of granular solids in connection with this particular piece of apparatus. Maybe we should consider whipped cream.

Soozie *snooooorted* :)

[nikki-uk]

Going to bed now YOU CRAZY PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

..but

..had to say

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!........an' all dat

[elye]

I don't know (and probably don't want to know ) about the use of granular solids in connection with this particular piece of apparatus. Maybe we should consider whipped cream.

Yes! And Cool Whip has a lower calorie, sugar-free version for those who may need it......

[happygirl]

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[DingoGirl]

OH dear GAAAAWD!!!!!!! - Who knew my wee Staffy would become infamous on the psilly thread???

OMG - I read this as STIFFY at first....... (do our friends over the pond and above the border know what a stiffy is? )

SUSIE!! I cannot tell you how happy I was to read this - - I did a little dance, truly..... . .to hear (read) you snorting again!!!! YAAAAAAY!!

sillies..............you WON"T BELIEVE the epiphany I had........will explain in a moment. but yes, 'twas a MILD snort, but a SNORT, nonetheless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the tune of 'Ring of fire' by Johnny Cash???

....'and it burns, burns, burns...........'

that is the ring tone on my cell phone, ha ha. Changed it to that about three weeks ago......seemed appropriate considering how a$$hole treated me after I nurtured him through unspeakable heartache........ :angry: <SuueZeee not caring one single BIT that this is a public phorum>

I don't know (and probably don't want to know about the use of granular solids in connection with this particular piece of apparatus. Maybe we should consider whipped cream.

another snoooooooooooooort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more later

[Judyin Philly]

OMG JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT if they are circumsized I imagine

....I am so gonna get busted

I'm not gona take the fall for this ....... word. IT TWIZ Nikki who used the word Susie Q

Can your really in your mind think i would have come up with something so cleave? Never in a zillion years baby.

j

[Judyin Philly]

that is the ring tone on my cell phone, ha ha. Changed it to that about three weeks ago......seemed appropriate considering how a$$hole treated me after I nurtured him through unspeakable heartache........ :angry: <SuueZeee not caring one single BIT that this is a public phorum>

another snoooooooooooooort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more later

WELL GOOD FOR YOU SUSIE........IF YOU DON'T CARE IT'S ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB.......... I'LL JUST SPREAD IT A LITTLE FARTHER.

GLAD TO SEE YOU SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTING AGAIN.

[elye]

OMG - I read this as STIFFY at first....... (do our friends over the pond and above the border know what a stiffy is? )

Well, it certainly sounds like this should have been his name....... . .

Up here, we tend to call 'em woodies.... . ..

I'm not gona take the fall for this ....... word. IT TWIZ Nikki who used the word Susie Q

Now, now....truly, we are losing focus, here. It matters not who first spoketh the word - - what is important is the fact that the word has been said. A couple of times.