The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Judyin Philly]

Good Morning, Sillies!!

Jack's parting shot will be some advice about Sophie wearing her goalie mask for her shot, as it will look best that way. . . . ..Gad.

HA Em.......life at your house sure ain't boring is it

Morning Sillies-

Welcome to Monday---pretty blah here but hoping for a better week. dumped the pot of boiling water and half of it spilled on my barefeet....luckily it looks good today...there is some sunshine!

So I am hoping for a much better week.

pretty blah her here Amanda. looks the sun might try to peek out.

outch for the boiling water.

well the house hunting will at least give you guys something to do. Is that good or bad?

morning all ...........not many people around lately

I'm like those who feel like 'I'm talking to myself'

have to get some of my plants and tress in today as they are talking frost soon. Like maybe tonight.

barf............ But hey, it's that time of year.

Judy

[elye]

morning all ...........not many people around lately

I'm like those who feel like 'I'm talking to myself'

Judy

Hi. Judy!! Just you and me, here.. . .. . .. whassup?? Are we missing something elsewhere? I see Nikki reading . . . . .....c'mon, Nik . .. . join the quiet . .. . ...

[Judyin Philly]

Yep Em.............wee's all that's here........

Nik........we need some phunny

you got any to share????

KNOCK KNOCK......

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANYBODY HOME.....

WELL GUESS THEY ALL HAVE LIVES BUT US.

I'VE BEEN ON HOLD WITH VERIZON........45 MIN......... MIGHT AS WELL TYPE and multi task

[DingoGirl]

Happy Monday sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Judy! Yes, 'tis quiet, but I"m here now and I will HOLD YOU AND ROCK YOU LIKE A TINY, TENDER LITTLE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erica You is one phunny girl! Quite the sophisticated humoUR for a teen. In fact, I'm starting to think she's an imposter, pholks..........OMG.............I think.........could it be? Is it Skaught, gettin' his silly on in disguise? So - did you get your paper done?

DD had a biopsy recently of a rash. She's had it for months. Doesn't really look like pictures I've seen of DH, but seems to get worse when she eats gluten. Results came back negative for celiac....not sure if he even did it right......but positive for lupus. The dermatologist isn't convinced that diagnosis is accurate, so he's running blood tests for lupus, celiac, and thyroid.

Lisa - this can't be right - lupus? I hope it's not! I don't know much about it......except that a couple of dogs I know had it on their noses........

Well, Em, it's you're own fault, you know. That's what you get for leaving them unattended in the hot tub last night! You could've at least locked up the liqUor cabinet.

*snort*

"Yeah, well . .. ...at least I don't have BABY FAT all over my face, still!"

"Yeah? Well, thank gawd I don't have a huge BUM like yours!!"

"Oh, yeah?? Well, the photo company just may refuse to take yer picture this year - - might cause massive damage to the internal camera computer!"

"Ha! I'll bet YOUR school will refuse to put your photo in their yearbook....too embarrassed!!"

It's something I hear fairly regularly at this time of year. Jack's parting shot will be some advice about Sophie wearing her goalie mask for her shot, as it will look best that way. . . . ..

Gad.

:lol: Love this..........if that were my brohter and me, at that age, it would end in a smackdown......

And Janet's back! The cave doesn't sound too bad, actually, though I still wouldn't enter. Askeert of caves, my gawd. And bats. The Snowball Room......maybe I could handle that......sounds benign enough.....

Phorgot what else.

Gorgeous day here, we are FINALLY in the fall season........a chill in the air! Crisp, cool sun.......not that hellacious devil-hot, oppressive baking orb torturing us through the stagnant brown haze for months and months........ugh.

Where's patti?

And Tom - didja get the candida results?

Where's Peter? He's been so quiet...........

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OMG SILLIES!!!!!!!!!

I typed all of the above about two hours ago and then..........walked away without posting.

[elye]

I typed all of the above about two hours ago and then..........walked away without posting.

OMG. . . . . I have done this, also. It's a wonder that another member of me family hasn't sat down at the computer, seen my hours-old, unposted post, and just added to it.... . . ...

"Um, yeah. . . . this is Sophie. My mom says and does stuff just like what she's typed, like, ALL THE TIME, in front of my friends. . . .. I can't stand it! Can someone pleeeeeeeeasssse just talk to her????"

Or

"Dear Husband here. .. . ....those stories that just cannot be true? Well, I live with her and yup, embellished perhaps, but true. How do I stand it???"

Yes!!! Where is Patti?????

[nikki-uk]

Evening all pholks!!!!!

Lisa (curly fries)....let s know what transpires with your daughter ....does she have symptoms of Lupus??

If I remember rightly it's not a definitive test?? (hubby had it - is it ANA or summat??)

Our cave dweller Gian-knits back!!!

EM!! ...school photos! ...ARRRGH!!...just don't go sneaking their pics into Walmart frames you crazy canuck women

..and now <giggle> It is with GREAT REGRET that I share with you the sad loss I have been lamenting ALL day

Some of you on facebook may already know....

Alan has LOST his eyebrows

Ok, let me backtrack........y'll know he has learning difficulties

Anyhoo - Tel has been showing him how to shave once a week, last nights 'shaving session' went well ...all facial fuzz removed without incident

However.....at SOME point during the night Al must have felt that the eyebrows were deemed to be 'facial hair' too

You should of heard me this morning when I woke him .....at first I couldn't work out what was wrong ...then I was'' WHERE the heck are your EYEBROWS???????''

<then collapsed into giggles as did Al >

Skaught bringing the psilly....in disguise

[jerseyangel]

Hee! I'm here--had the most busy morning! Just getting back to the computer now....jeesh, I didn't miss too much, it's been awful quiet here. A busy Monday for us sillies ???

One thing I thought was so phunny--I logged on last night for a phew minutes before Desparate Housewives and had 3 and 1/2 pages of sillie to read and catch up on. I don't usually get to read pages of sillie like that and I was having the best time I was snorting and guffawing like crazy--Mark was looking at me like this -> Kinda like coming home er sumphin

Em--give Sophie a "way to go" from me, too

Did Nik post? Gotta go back and see if I missed it.

Cool, crisp day here too, Soozle--the kind of a day I could take a big bite out of!

[jerseyangel]

Alan has LOST his eyebrows

OMG!! What did he think when he looked in the mirror? At least they'll grow back--I once singed mine trying to light a cigarette with a gas stove

[JNBunnie1]

OMG!! What did he think when he looked in the mirror? At least they'll grow back--I once singed mine trying to light a cigarette with a gas stove

Slick.....

Hope you feel better, Manda! Want the recipe for the bangin banana bread I made last night to cheer you up? I'm gonna go post it in recipes, along with my mac n cheese, take a gander.

[Mtndog]

Go Sophie!!!!!!!!!

And the story of Al's eyebrows :lol: Being a young uni-brower, I think I Nair'd off half of mine once but the fact that he laughed when you yelled "Where are your eyebrows?" is too cute!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Gah!! Must get on facebook more often . . .. get the "this just in" news. . . . Al's eyebrows!! So phunee. . . . . .....and Bevel's right - - the hilarious part is both of your reactions to the sudden unveiling. . . . . .

OMG!! What did he think when he looked in the mirror? At least they'll grow back--I once singed mine trying to light a cigarette with a gas stove

Whoa!! Patti. .. . . ... . ...quite the maudlin rebel, then?

[blueeyedmanda]

Updates!

Landen has his surgery next week to put tubes in his ears and have his tonsils removed....which is great since his mommy and Aunt Manda think he will feel much better then.

So remember the house we loved...it was a stone cape cod. It had a cedar closet and 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths. It was cute. No pics to share sorry. Well a coworker of mine has a friend who is the daughter of the house which is for sale. We didn't take it since their agent told my agent that they had turned down a few offers already that were full-priced. So the woman told my nurse that they want that house sold by winter. So he is going to check into it. Lady said they are flexible. I can't wait!!!!

More to come later!!!

[Erica94]

Erica.....is that essay done yet?!?!?!?!?!??

it is now

Erica!! Did you pull an all-nighter? About whom did you choose to write? You must tell us all, in precis form. . ... . . .

Well, it's picture day at Jack's school.

noo i did not... way too scared to do one of those after my friend came in last week, she had been up since 10am the day before and she looked AWFUL! all hyper-crash-hyper-crash on 2 energy drinks. i felt soooo bad for her ... sadly, i wrote about myself and, uh, how learning bout this deaf (& other disabilities) school got my interested in working w/kids w/disabilities... so yeah... probably gonna bore the class to tears... or sleep.

haha sounds just like me & my sister... well sometimes

Morning Sillies-

Welcome to Monday---pretty blah here but hoping for a better week. Last week was terrible between the pink eye thing, Landen being so sick, no luck in the housing area and then yesterday I was mean and said something to Jen which I shouldnt have said and made her cry--plus while making dinner last night I was straining water off pasta and dumped the pot of boiling water and half of it spilled on my barefeet....luckily it looks good today...there is some sunshine!

So I am hoping for a much better week.

awww poor manda... i'm sure ur day'll get better

aha! and it did!! i think... hard to follow... but yay about the house!

Erica You is one phunny girl! Quite the sophisticated humoUR for a teen. In fact, I'm starting to think she's an imposter, pholks..........OMG.............I think.........could it be? Is it Skaught, gettin' his silly on in disguise? So - did you get your paper done?

well thank you!

errm... *looking around frantically for an exit* Skaught? who is this Skaught of which you speaks? i've met no such monkey!!!

..and now <giggle> It is with GREAT REGRET that I share with you the sad loss I have been lamenting ALL day

Some of you on facebook may already know....

Alan has LOST his eyebrows

:lol: :lol:

Hope you feel better, Manda! Want the recipe for the bangin banana bread I made last night to cheer you up? I'm gonna go post it in recipes, along with my mac n cheese, take a gander.

ooh mac and cheese!! that recipe, is it normal mac & cheese or a casserole-type thingy? i wasn't sure

[Judyin Philly]

Evening all pholks!!!!!

Lisa (curly fries)....let s know what transpires with your daughter ....does she have symptoms of Lupus??

Alan has LOST his eyebrows

OMG!! What did he think when he looked in the mirror? At least they'll grow back--I once singed mine trying to light a cigarette with a gas stove

So the woman told my nurse that they want that house sold by winter. So he is going to check into it. Lady said they are flexible. I can't wait!!!!

More to come later!!!

Lisa......hope it's not lupus....sorry i missed this earlier

Patti.......something i would do

Nik.....you got the phunny in.. OMG........made me snort for sure.

Amanda....think i have that link i'll see........go for it girl Nothing to lose if they won't take your offer.

[Green12]

Afternoon Sillies...

Erica had her Silly on yesterday

Janet, glad you and the kiddos had a good time at the caves

Congrats to Sophie!!!

Lisa, keep us posted on your daughter's tests, hopes she joins us in Sillyville

Poor Alan's eyebrows!! Well, it is just hair and like Patti said it does grow back, glad you guys had a good laugh over it

Amanda, are yer feet ok? That's exciting about the house!!!!!

Bunnie, I want some bangin banana bread ...it's even phun to say!

Patti's taking a big bite out of her day

Dog update, I wasn't present but my niece met with the dog and it went well. They played, he let her feed him some treats, etc. I was concerned because my first cocker was SUPER fiesty and did not do well with kids, so I'm glad to know he will do ok with them around. I am going to get him for a trial run sometime this week so I will have more details very soon

[JNBunnie1]

Afternoon Sillies...

Bunnie, I want some bangin banana bread ...it's even phun to say!

Patti's taking a big bite out of her day

Isn't it? I posted it in the recipes section. Boy, is it yummy. It's very whole-grainy tasting, so use white flours instead of the ones I suggested if you want a lighter, more subtle kinda bread.

[elye]

errm... *looking around frantically for an exit* Skaught? who is this Skaught of which you speaks? i've met no such monkey!!!

Skaought. . . . a monkey?. . . .. ... .. .. ....... . . . well, ya know. . . perhaps. . ...

Dog update, I wasn't present but my niece met with the dog and it went well. They played, he let her feed him some treats, etc. I was concerned because my first cocker was SUPER fiesty and did not do well with kids, so I'm glad to know he will do ok with them around. I am going to get him for a trial run sometime this week so I will have more details very soon

Sounds, great, Joolie!!! How exciting. . . . . .....!!

*******Jack's fascinating phact of the day:*********

On average, women say 7,000 words a day. Men say 1,200 words a day.

Ha!!

[jerseyangel]

On average, women say 7,000 words a day. Men say 1,200 words a day.

Ha, indeed!!!!!

[Darn210]

*******Jack's fascinating phact of the day:*********

On average, women say 7,000 words a day. Men say 1,200 words a day.

Ha!!

. . . and out of those 1200, 72% are related to ONE topic!!!

[Jestgar]

. . . and out of those 1200, 72% are related to ONE topic!!!

:lol:

[Mtndog]

Lisa- Thinking of you and your daughter. :wub:

Happy that we're getting (hopefully) TWO new puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JNBunnie1]

*******Jack's fascinating phact of the day:*********

On average, women say 7,000 words a day. Men say 1,200 words a day.

Ha!!

Not in my house. My boyfriend's family is physically incapable of shutting up. I regularly just tune him out and miss what he's saying. I don't mean to. Oh well...... Guess some role reversals have to happen somewhere.

[Judyin Philly]

Evening all you sillies

Juliem thanks for the 'recap'

ok all you cooks who like Emeril

he's going to cook gluten-free tomorrow on his show

Open Original Shared Link

I'm going to tape it.

have a nice evening you all

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Evening all you sillies

Juliem thanks for the 'recap'

ok all you cooks who like Emeril

he's going to cook gluten-free tomorrow on his show

Open Original Shared Link

I'm going to tape it.

have a nice evening you all

Judy

I just set the DVR!! Thanks for letting everybody know

[blueeyedmanda]

Hey all- Pa-Pooping in quickly. Just came home from Jen's we started unpacking and had dinner over there out on her deck, it was nice, we got her kitchen pretty well unpacked. Maybe more tomorrow night...and it is getting chilly outside.

Oh and boy am I going to bury my face for this....I went to Old Navy and purchased items at the 14.92 sale.....Yep- spent 29 bucks and got me 5 new tops.....I bought 3 tanks and 2 light long sleeve shirts and pulled off the "layered" look today. Manda is stylin!!!!